/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2580 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 524,007 (+53,039) ► Died: 23,670 (+2,394)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 199 countries and territories infected —
— 5,221 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
archive.is/t0VOq

Worker at US hospital where nurses wear trash bags dies from COVID
archive.is/YSMlK

16 year old female dies in France
archive.is/xayGk

Chef that criticized people avoiding China Town has died of COVID
archive.is/GyKm8

Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
archive.is/7LFPM

>RESEARCH
Med shocked, lungs of young patients filled with blood
archive.is/5hhjk

Virus inhibits body's immune function
archive.is/v6Tl9

Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
archive.is/Zg2H5

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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>REMINDER
Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries are flawed
archive.is/cLmse

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
archive.is/ri1TY

Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
archive.is/r4R0w

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
20:24: 122 new cases and 1 new death in Wisconsin, United States.
20:22: 173 new cases in Tennessee, United States.
20:17: 673 new cases and 5 new deaths in Illinois, United States.
20:08: 58 new cases and 2 new deaths in Poland.
20:02: 1,196 new cases and 16 new deaths in Turkey.
19:59: 55 new cases and 1 new death in Arkansas, United States.
19:57: First 3 deaths in Idaho, United States.

>MORE
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elconfidencial.com/espana/2020-03-26/tests-rapidos-fallidos-compra-comisionista_2520536/
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abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/coronavirus-covid-19-update-china-russia-g20/12094716
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A nothing burger.
Take your medicines, schizos.
Stop making these threads.

>Dead: 23,670
lol, still only 23,670.
How many days has it been stuck at 23,670? Four days? Five days?

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how fucking humiliating
please do not laugh at us

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I saw a viruswith a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Aa-hooo! Corona of London!
Aa-hooo!
Aa-hooo! Corona of London!
Aa-hooo!

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>mfw at least 10 million dead amerimutts before this is over

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>Dead: 23,670
lol, still only 23,670.
How many minutes has it been stuck at 23,670? 10 minutes? 15 minutes?

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>Boss fight requires hours of grinding

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>Take your medicines, schizos.
Says the retarded posting the very same phrases in every thread.

The cope

MY STRAINS ARE DOING IRON MAN NUMBERS I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

I don't even know what happened, but not loughing at bongs seams wrong

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Admit it, some of you fell for the Corona meme.

thank God Bolsonaro ended the quarantine, so we could go back to our normal lives.

Was your country included

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Post yfw the Western Countries didn't listen

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pastebin.com/Re4PhreU found it. Based

make poopy fall out of her butt

H E R D
E
R
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>yes, keep those borders open so "information" can flow.
>wtf, why didn't you close those borders?

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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The Coronavirus is a Virus created by black niggers from outer space (flavor of the day)...their magic agents were started off by the use of lasers...they started to make other funky viruses to supplement their powers...they kept spawning new viruses until they were infected by the African Sarcoma Virus...they called it the "Coro Virus"...its the virus that turn all of the black negros on earth into monsters...the stuff of nightmares...fear, hatred and wanton destruction...the entire world can be wiped out in a couple of seconds by a single soul...hahahahaha...this virus is highly contagious and once your the initial infected...you can't become free of it...it is a permanent condition... even for the genetically healthy, once the virus enters your bloodstream, you're been infected...everyone that has the virus will be forever unable to break free. (1/4)

USA IS NOW FIRST PLACE IN CORONA OLYMPICS

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USA SURPASSED CHINA

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>Antagonist joins your party to fight a bigger threat
I love this trope

I NEED MORE INFLUENZA CHAN

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Meanwhile in Spain
elpais.com/sociedad/2020-03-25/espana-compra-material-sanitario-a-china-por-432-millones-de-euros.html

Let this sink in: Spain government has been scammed 432 in suspected medical equipment from a supplier China didn't have in it's authorized supplies list. They basically bought them online.

A la Española even in the worst times. Never change, my retarded country.

USA just became #1! USA USA USA USA

>
>250361402
The space faggots will try and take your corona away but this is the rapture. The SPACE NIGGERS will tell you to wash your hands but don't ever say anything to that child or person because they probably believe in witchcraft and the apocalypse is going to start and you will be naked and submissive in every way. We're the men that not only give these hairy assholes a fuck by wearing that rubber strip but sometimes we also go and pull their hair too.

We get all of the cats and dogs which we get paid for which are also fucking expensive but the tortoises and we never share those either.

We literally live in a multiracial world that is fucked up beyond belief

(2/4)

>burgers already numbah juan

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Snurgles where are the songs

youtu.be/sr--GVIoluU
U!
S!
A!
>youtu.be/sr--GVIoluU
>U!
>S!
>A!

how phat is this mans bank account?

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Daily reminder Minnesota is going to be in the same position as New York, Chicago and California in a month's time.
63.250.44.29:27015

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Dog bless Ameriga bros

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USA NUMBA WAN

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USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

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USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
>USA USA USA USA USA
USA numba 1, wuhuhuhhu.

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>1,163 deaths vs. 619 recovered

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You are not Gary, get the fuck out of here

The CIA is coming and there will be blackouts. "Q" is wrong, and "G" has Coronavirus and they are LARPing as roleplaying spaceniggers. "S" (and likely many more) are just clueless oafs, fools and SPECTRE candidates who got given an order to stop some thing they had already been invited to do - as a volunteer with C.I.A. - with an even more blatant lie than that from "Q" to the same player.

Why not just tell us the entire plan?
(3/4)

YEA SUCK OUR INFECTIOUS COCKS

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kinda looks like kanbaru from the thumbnail

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Post link faggot, I need to see it.

USAAA

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SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
>SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS
SPANISH GOVERMENT R E F U S E S TO SAY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF BUYING THE 9000 DEFECTIVE CORONAVIRUS TEST KITS

>elconfidencial.com/espana/2020-03-26/tests-rapidos-fallidos-compra-comisionista_2520536/

OH NONONONONONONON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT KEEPS HAPPENING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

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I still wonder what he forgot. They already have a kid he doesn't remember.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) United States 80,854 (1,163) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 56,197 (4,145) Germany 43,646 (262) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,811 (191) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,847 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,897 (37) Turkey 3,629 (75) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,346 (14) Brazil 2,915 (77) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,693 (8) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Czech Republic 1,925 (9) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Chile 1,306 (4) Poland 1,221 (16) Pakistan 1,179 (9) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (22) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (26) Russia 840 (3) Iceland 802 (2) India 722 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Peru 580 (9) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +12,643 (+136) Italy +6,203 (+712) Spain +6,682 (+498) Germany +6,323 (+56) Iran +2,389 (+157) France +3,922 (+365) Switzerland +914 (+38) United Kingdom +2,129 (+115) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +1,259 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Canada +488 (+1) Turkey +1,196 (+16) Portugal +549 (+17) Brazil +361 (+18) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +324 (+3) Malaysia +235 (+3) Czech Republic +271 (+3) Denmark +153 (+7) Luxembourg +120 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Poland +170 (+2) Pakistan +116 (+1) Romania +123 (+5) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece +71 (+4) India +65 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Colombia +21 (+2) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Algeria +65 (+4) Armenia +25 (+1) Morocco +50 (+4) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>most cases
>only a thousand death
Americans confirmed master race

Netherlands
>Deaths: 434
>Recovered: 3
Bruh

10 minutes ago

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covid1984.com/

usa #1

Very cool

worst girl, Nadeko should have win she was literally perfect

YOU can't stop me space nigger. TRY! TRY AND STOP ME SPACE NIGGER! I SAW YOU AND I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU BACK! GET OVER HERE.I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU'RE A NIGGER, YOU'RE MURDERING A NIGGER IN MY SPACE, AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING STOP ME. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. WOULD YOU JUST FUCKING DIE IN A HURRY NOW? THIS IS A MURDERING, CRIMINALIZING, WOMAN. GOOOOD GODDAMN IT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

it was tough bro, we deserve what banter comes our way

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Where is the Drawanon!?!? I need to coom!!!!

I'm calling my former boss to gloat
>Hope those 10 extra days of shekels is worth the eternity in hell for killing your workforce

Will Trump still go for the 15 days plan despite the country being the fucking No.1 most infected?

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>Chicago
Chimp out imminent

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I'm hearing little from Netherlands, Portugal and Switzerland. How are they dealing with Corona-chan?

nice poospe!

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saying it now. get out of los angeles

Easter?

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we are doing great you muppet

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

Wtf is wrong with spanish people??? How can they get away with this? In other countries the government would hang in trees

die die die

>More Threads than Current Deaths per day

NOTHINGBURGER

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>Angel cop

I see you are a man of culture as well

That chink from last thread is trying to sell 100 n95 masks in BC make sure the guvment gets them

Todos al paredon

>when you try to fight the cognitive dissonance with coping so hard you go fucking insane

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Yeah, cry about it faggot.

>8 o'clock rolls round
>everyone out in the streets cheering and clapping to "support" NHS staff
How fucking far have we fallen? Everyone takes the piss out of Americans and their love for clapping but we're just the same brand of retard nowadays.

Only China knows

India police enforcing the quarantine rules

twitter.com/Syria_Protector/status/1243273862051233796

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You have no idea.

>nurgle trips
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

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Home of Corona-chans chosen!

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+6.50%) Germany (+2.43%) France (+3.00%) United Kingdom (+3.03%) Italy (+1.80%) Switzerland (+2.85%) Spain (+2.07%) Austria (+4.10%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+1.62%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+4.37%) Greece (+4.30%) Brazil (+3.59%) Japan (-0.65%) Hong Kong (+1.79%) China (+1.81%) Australia (+3.08%) Singapore (+2.49%) India (+6.32%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (+0.07%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-6%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-20%) Dubai (-17%) Moscow (-8%) Rome (-32%) Milan (-17%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-8%) Brussels (-10%) Paris (-31%) Madrid (-18%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-18%) Johannesburg (+6%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-53%) Washington (-37%) Miami (-39%) Toronto (-54%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-29%) Mexico City (-47%) Los Angeles (-30%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Based

He is going to pull a China and order states like Florida to reduce their numbers and idiots like Desantis will comply. The stats will look good and he will act and the states will implode.
Stonks will be up and hospitals will collapse which he will blame on the governors who will blame the mayors etc etc.
Nothing will happen and people will die and the economy will collapse soon after.
That is my worst case scenario

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I hope he updates it soon. Read through it like twice already. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a kid (the other strain of corona). He gets on later right?

>Dow Jones climbing

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qt
OH NONONONONONONO

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Just one more week for a million

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>nurses remove grandmas ventilator to give to Jamal
>everyone clapped for this

Call me when the chimpouts start.

They bought them on the interwebz apparently.
Sauce: french "news"

Gringos this is not a race wtf are you doing

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numbers confirm the markets demand more blood

I didn't expect too many people to do it, but my whole fucking street was out clapping. UK is filled with emotional retards who think pointless gestures will make a difference to how completely fucked the NHS is

Is this a real game?

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just the flu bro

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Burgers nearly have the highest case count

So wait, are Americans proud that they were so fucking stupid that they denied COVID a bajillion times and still are and are now the most infected?

USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA

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cringe

Mass media is bought by the left by the goverment nowdays because commercials dropped, and spanish Soros, Roures, manages the left media all the time (TV Channel named La Sexta), while being also funded by Cuba-Venezuela-Iran money and drug dealing.
tl;dr Spanish is a country of brainwashed NPCs

I can hardly wait.

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lol. If these are real, can you guys tell the names of these ROMs?

Its absolutely outrageous. What ever happened to that stiff upper lip? When did we become so dictated by emotion and futile trends?

that is fucking great.
nice job poos.

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>guy wtf do we do everything is going to shit
>I know, we will buy test kits online from a shady chinese company
This is what happens when you are ruled by highschool teachers who managed to get all their buddies into positions of power

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A long time ago I was in London, my friends and I were working for the NHS. We were trying to get stock for the supermarkets by bribing corona preppers with toilet paper. But the Tesco household aisles were being raided during the elderly morning shopping times by a boomer. So we went looking for some toilet rolls. But in six weeks, we never found a single pack. One day, I saw a child playing with a roll the size of a PLENTY kitchen maxi. The boomer had been throwing them away.

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>don't look so suprised im your fucking fren

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>USA exploding

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they doubled down on the denial actually

Big line go up wee

Where is the crematoria for that coof camp?

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How fucking stooopid are virtue signalling cunts?

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CHEN QIUISHI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>yfw they visited the "dark web" to buy the kits

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EVERYTHING IS A RACE AND IT PAYS TO BE A FUCKING WINNER

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even worse, think about being some NHS worker that just got home after a 40 hour shift and the neighborhood decides to have a concert in your honor.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584555923947.webm

Can you niggas finish your threads?

who shopped on the hat? i want one without it.

USA becoming the most infected country feels deliberate. Like it was the plan from the start. Italy getting hit hard was just collateral.

it's quite comfy

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And let me tell you, NOBODY GETS SICK LIKE THE USA!
And the dying, so much dying!
Let me tell you, NOBODY dies like Americans. We know that they put out their best effort...
But don't worry, the pandemic will be finished by Easter, and you can go back to work then!

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I need a corona clicker game reeeeeeeeeeeee

LOOK, EVERYONE! THE SPACENIGGER IS HERE! OH YES SPACENIGGER NOT EVEN LETTING ME FINISH MY SENTENCE SO YOU ARE GOIJG TO DIE! [MIZZLING & SPROUTING] OHH-I LOVE IT SPACENIGGER COME ON I WANT SOME OF YOUR [TORTURE] HEADS! I WANT YOUR WIFE'S [TORTURE] HEADS! I WANT YOUR CHILDREN'S [TORTURE] HEADS! I WANT EVERYONE'S HEADS! I WANNA DIE HERE YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT WILL DIE. NOW I WILL FIND THE ZAINab SHAYKH OF ISLAM

We are blessed by Nurgle you fucking leaf. You wouldn't understand. We will come and infect you next.

They act like the NHS actually fucking cured it. Plus the fat cunts get first crack at the food when the supermarkets open.

I truly want this virus to kill us all off.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

#1

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As God as my witness where is the fucking justice

IT FUCKING HAPPENED

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Do you know what song the 30 year old boomer is playing? I kind of want to listen to it now

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Anyone got the latest?

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collapse?

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Wow a whole page of notes written on an ipad, damn this is totally proof!!

How can ebola-chan even compete?

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仕方ないね

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>even the pessimistic doomers extrapolating the numbers were saying it would be friday/this weekend when America overtook Italy/China
>in reality it's accelerating even faster than the happeningfags are claiming
Jesus fucking dickshitting christ

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USA NUMBER 1 BABY

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>Believing in China
>Ever

based

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>The CIA is coming and there will be blackouts. "Q" is wrong

See:
youtube.com/watch?v=sCx74U9T6PE
youtube.com/watch?v=uB_LSoC5akQ

hazmat piglet

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Police across India are using force against violators of the country’s 21-day nationwide coronavirus lockdown

twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/1243160778720468993

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Can someone post Bill Mitchell's face?

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NO
BULLYING

If I die, I die. At the end of the day, I'm going to to let it stop me from haunting these threads.

After he cums inside her she start talking about the bame for the kid. She consider nameing it user, but than goes "nameing it after father is for 1st kid only" or something like that

Hes set to speak in about 15 mins. Wonder what he'll say.

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It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.

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>Almost 100,000 new cases in 12 hours
WEW

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Eat the bat, heart rate flat.

You're only saying that 'cause you're losing.

its time to give her a dick. we are fucked

Thanks.

What is this shit?

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Ha

There are healthy young people dying of the flu in just a few days for whatever reason, the difference is the immunity and treatment. And even the flu strains the system on an annual basis.

so uhh what happened to the Epstein scandal?

“It feels like someone is sitting on my chest at all times,” she said. “It’s really hard to breathe. I’ve coughed until my throat has bled.”

nypost.com/2020/03/26/21-year-old-who-posted-about-not-social-distancing-gets-coronavirus/

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Good taste. Bonus points if it's tg into pregnancy to represent them becoming super spreaders

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I am a first hour doomfag and even I though you would only pass Italy today and China tomorrow.

Holy fuck, get out of the cities now.

It already started the governors said that the quarantine continues and now they have full control of each state.
Bolsonaro is fucked the governor of Goias almost looked like he was going to declare independence

>100k cases and 2500 deaths daily now

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I think this is it
youtube.com/watch?v=saeshEINjw4

歪みねーな

China is still the No. 1 most infected by far, because the CCP is made of lies. There are millions of dead in China.

>THE UK coronavirus death toll has jumped 113 in one day to 578 as Britain continues to be gripped by the deadly disease.

>There are also 11,658 Covid-19 cases in Britain - up from 9,529 by the end of yesterday.

>The death toll for the UK stood at 465 at the end of Wednesday with 43 people falling victim to the killer virus.

>The figures were down from the previous day, which saw 87 people die in what was the UK's biggest death rate jump yet.

>But the lower rise was because the figures only covered 9am to 5pm - not the usual 24 hours, the Department of Health confirmed.

Deaths were dropping they said it's nothing they said Ahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Yes, despite the clapping and virtue signalling, the NHS remains as incompetent and fucked as it was before 8pm. But at least we made ourselves feel good for a minute

>600k potentially by tomorrow
wew lad

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Stonks are up everything is fine go back to work wagie and don't forget church on sunday

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Hey, go away notgary

100k?

>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/coronavirus-covid-19-update-china-russia-g20/12094716

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Reminds me of all the people who take no measure to prepare for a hurricane then goes to the beach during one. Only to be swept up by it.

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cunnypiece

This

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what happened?

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that's waaay too much autism for me

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When you get corona'd, you win

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80k cases?
Only 56 million more until we reach flu levels

Why dose it eat the monyes

youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

yeah sure, not testing is doing great.
The numbers cant be high if we do not test! genius stroke of johnson boris.

Reminder that you can reuse N95 masks/filters if sterilised in an over at 70c for 30minutes with no loss to filtration
archive.vn/aYBJi

Stop coomin

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Getting out is not enough
Torch the cities

Are we finished?

not even 12h and we already reached halfway. Shit's rapidly growing

>yuros thinking the world would be better off with america

You'd instantly become either china or russia's bitch, plus saudi arabia would go sicko mode and use oil leverage over you to do all sorts of awful shit.

We may be retarded but at least we have your back and protect your way of life.

>2nd mutts law proven yet agein
We need an infographic for this one

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i mean, so far it seems like the us decided to take it in consentually

Me.

Of course. It's a Chinese bioweapon.

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>Checked maybe 10 minutes ago, USA was still #2 in that dataset.
>Now this
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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Lmao they probably had half the levels normally.

If you're not first you're last Juan

I wanna draw, but does anyone know a good place to get practice material in anatomy and all that?

I know China is lying but it still feels good to allegedly be number 1 as per usual

Stocks up means virus up. We can't have an economic collapse without the quarantine that stops the virus.

tbf lad I always thought you were in some apocalyptic shit

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I think Corona is now on top honestly

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Who's Cartwright?

But Dengue fever-sama already gave her a baby

shut the fuck up mutt and get infected for your economy already.

Thanks user

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This is the conference centre turned hospital in London for people who don't know
>87,000 square metres
>Capacity for more than 68,000 visitors

Hasnt even begun

Look how fucking shabby 10 Downing Street is

What are those for? Is it worth leaving my house to get a lemon?

>>Wow a whole page of notes written on an ipad, damn this is totally proof!!

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You first Psycho.
The arrest.

Based, wish some drawfag would get on this.

It's been 51k in the last 16hrs

How does a country with more than 1 billion pop. only has 80k cases and 3k deaths?
>WHO confirmed it's true they dindunuffin

Just how many organizations does China own?

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Which Anime is that

USA surpassed Italian and Chinese confirmed cases just now

try looking at /t/

We're at 53000 for today according to worldometers

lets see how fast she gets to one million now

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the coomen combine us

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imagine how many niggers will be shot soon.

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/hmm-seiu-union-in-california-suddenly-finds-mysterious-stash-of-39-million-face-masks-3-days-after-ag-bill-barr-announces-theyre-going-after-hoarders/

What a find!

nah but she is almost second place
first place by next week

before my time, from some house moms 1971 cook book

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get fucked chinks, coronachan is /our girl/ now

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>Chef that criticized people avoiding China Town has died of COVID
AT LEAST NO ONE CALLED HIM RACIST

boku no pico

The ride has only started

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It will go away. Maybe it won't. It could go away. We'll see what happens.

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>just chinas problem
>just south koreas problem
>just asians problem
>just irans problem
>just italys problem
>just europes problem
>j-just new y-yorks problem
The ABSOLUTE state of nothingburger faggots

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN PASTABROS, EVEN FOR 10 MINUTES!

YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

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You don't know about Italian balcony concerts?
youtube.com/watch?v=5qpLTG56hAM
youtube.com/watch?v=Jc6qmPG7HSk
youtube.com/watch?v=BSWYSww-RlY
youtube.com/watch?v=EBByYjjvNzs
youtube.com/watch?v=sMbyI253RrA

I think I got yellow fever by looking at this webm.

I dunno but anyone that believes anything the WHO says after this shit is truly an NPC of the highest degree.

Get your fat ass out of here, Maria.

at this rate we will hit 1 million by next week

now it's JUST

half of the world is on lockdown
in 1-2 weeks its over
every major country will flatten out

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>Stonks are up everything is fine go back to work wagie and don't forget church on sunday
Probably.

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Trannies always win.

USA KEEPS GOING UP WEW LADS THIS IS THE BIG ONE

even more interesting is, that china stats more new cases lately

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MURRIKA HAS SURPASSED CHINK CASES

>5,221 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10
Fearmongering at the very top of OP... Why am I not surprised at all?

cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2012/06/cdc-estimate-global-h1n1-pandemic-deaths-284000

>The World Health Organization (WHO) has put the number of deaths from confirmed 2009 H1N1 flu at a minimum of 18,449
>But that number is regarded as WELL BELOW the true total, mainly because many people who die of flu-related causes are not tested for the disease.
>The total of median estimates of country-specific respiratory deaths was 201,200, with a range of 105,700 to 395,600

An estimation isn't false when it's entirely based in fact.

anyone have the
>italy is italy they have a big elderly population it wont happen here
by bill mitchell

Kill yourself faggot

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She's tracking to double every 5-6 days atm..but it does seem she's accelerating today.

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