PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE DAY OF RAKE HAS COME EDITION /ptg/

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Newest theory: coronachan doesn't do anything significant and those people were going to die anyways from other conditions. But instead of being allowed to die, due to hysteria and virus tests, they are put on life extending respirators. Everyone who dies can't breathe at some point.

>Germany
>43.6K cases, 239 deaths
Cold logical Germans?

This is why Italy is an outlier in claimed "covid-19 deaths", widespread medical malpractice wherein shitheel "doctors" forcefully sedate patients and intubate them needlessly, also citing "lack of respirators" for their malpractice they begin reusing them, spreading severe bacterial infections across many patients, worsening any non-condition they may have had into life-threatening condition caused by shared bacterial infection and trauma from forced intubation. This is what has happened in Italy.

Everything else is social racketeering and government mandated, media propagated mass-hysteria. Literally NOTHING is happening EXCEPT hysteria.

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Former /sg/bigger here

Just wanna apologize. You all were fucking right. The sheer insanity that's going on with the people supporting Assad in that thread and across the board is massive.
They're totally okay with Assad reopening the Country just so muh stonks will go up. I guess two weeks is just too long to put Globohomo go work for Mr. Shekelberg on hold. They'd all shoot themselves in the head if Assad told them to do it.

You were right /ptg/, I'm sorry.

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2 min.
youtube.com/watch?v=YBkB1BbblN0

most like the day after tomorrow
but on the topic:
maybe he wants to conquer Canada to steal their medical supplies and equipment

Based

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>THIS LAND WAS BORN FROM ENGLAND
The mother died in labor.

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Every person in Canada but the cast of Letterkenny and Trailer Park Boys needs to be deported to China.

come on man, please tell me where your vote will go coming november. dont be an ass

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Good, now stop namefagging.

Bought Boeing at 94 and sold at 180. Easier than Vegas.

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Nab and deport

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>for no reason

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The American government of the day wsa formed by and ruled by English, you conflate government with race

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Here's your refund, berniebros!

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I will as long as you wear this six foot hemp made tie.

TWO clap MOAR clap WEEKS clap

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LAUNCH!
youtube.com/watch?v=YBkB1BbblN0&feature=youtu.be

Liftoff

AWOOOOOOOOOOOO liftoff

nah, yesterday we had 13k and we're at almost that much with still 7 more hours in the day to go. we might have +16k today, and that puts tomorrow at the time we get to 100k even if the rate of growth stays the same

LIFTOFF
SPACE FORCE IS LIVE

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John McCain is dead and there are no refunds for Bernout scum.

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After reading the other commentary on this program, I came to realize that most of the authors were most likely burdened and overly concerned with the resentment of having a former Republican Congressman on the left of center MSNBC when they were reviewing the show.

If you want the early morning headlines and some diverse political commentary without the fluff of other morning shows, then you just may well enjoy this one.

It is true that Joe Scarborough takes a little getting used to. He is opinionated, sometimes overbearing, and at times rude. He is also well versed in politics, insightful, fair, and able to reduce the complexities of political matters so that Everyman can relate to them without dumbing down the content.

Mika, daughter of foreign affairs expert Zbigniew Brzezinski, is a good foil for Joe, quick to provide an alternative viewpoint or food for thought. Joe steps on her toes sometimes (one reviewer laughingly declared him sexist, citing a time when he took a newspaper out of her hand) but she is easy going and plays her role well. After all, it is called Morning Joe and not Mornings with Joe and Mika.

Willie Geist plays third string, a background for most of the political conversation, but contributes nonetheless. He reprises his role on the defunct Tucker show by introducing News You Can't Use.

Despite the assertions of some, the guests they have are varied and frequently political giants. You won't have to worry about seeing the mother of a child who appeared on YouTube or the lawyer of a stripper being sued as guests on this show. While Buchanan or Shuster makes appearances, the likes of Bernie Goldberg, Brent Scrowcroft, Joe Biden and Phil Donahue (today's lineup) show up to push their books or talk current events.

While not for everyone, especially if your idea of political insight is Keith Olbermann lecturing the President night after night, Morning Joe is three hours of political opinion and insight most of us could use.

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US space force >>>> satanic nasa

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>NH wants to stay locked down until almost the end of May
AAAAAHHHH WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET BEER NOW AAAAAAAHHHHH

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>no benis shaped spaceship to travel to planet Catgirl with Elon.

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all our memes are coming true aren't they

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45 million flu cases in 2017/18 US season, with 80k deaths & with a vaccine available

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After all the hype trump is going the look like George Washington in a month when this is over

lmao is that just another way to complain about illegals not getting trumpbux?

>SPACE FORCE IS LIVE
and tanks are massing on the Canadian border.

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Go space force!

>shhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhuhhhhhhuhhhhuuhhshshhh

Friendly reminder that we cannot tolerate a hostile Chinese colony on our northern border
Anschluss is coming, better reserve your waifu now

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>USA at 1.4%
>Italy at 10.2%
>Spain at 7.4%

>undocumented people left out of databases and government policies that require documentation
This just show that libs have totally lost the ability to speak English. Everything is symbolism and metaphors. To them, "undocumented" is just a synonym for "brown person" so they don't understand the literal implications of the term.

nazifags are extremely cringe

>pointing out basic facts is somehow hate
Hello, rabbi.

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All coomers must hang

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So are spic faggots.

So it begins.

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Fucking kek

>troops at the Canadian border
Yeah, facing the south

Scramble letters in golem. You will get log me.

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>Cold logical Germans?
i mean this how german grocerie stores look like, also theres ALWAYS at least 1 security guy around. anyone COOFing in there would probably be tackled to the ground and v&

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my point still stands

All weebshits and larpers are pure cringe.

fuck outta here joeidiot

>4.6g acceleration
Those are some big bois.

Nobody gets kicked out of 109 countries "for no reason".

that one's gonna be a big AWOO!!!! for me if you know what I'm talking about

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US marines gonna fuck Alberta ranchers butts

>First mission for the United States Space Force

Nice

yes I will, and do
I've had far worse pneumonia than a dry cough joke

>maybe he wants to conquer Canada to steal their medical supplies and equipment
naw, King Leaf virtue signaled and their medical supplies to China

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First stage is away. Second stage engine burn good.

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It might take a while but reality will shift to our will. Still no niggertapes though.

The reason was God never wanted them to take root in any country to spread their evil.

N O M I N A L

> bible code
I knew a guy into that. He also also into lesbian porn, but he couldn't admit that to his wife. When the caches in his browser got corrupted and kept him from being able to clear his browser history, he paid me to fix his computer and then paid me again never to breathe a word of what happened.
Later on he beat his wife, which prompted a divorce.

When is the trumpbux actually getting dispersed?
I have enough saved to go full NEET for about 3 months, but ill be in trouble if it goes on longer then that.
My factory is supposed to reopen on April 6, so really its all just going into my savings.

Anybody who snitches or has will have a hard time dying in the future. My enemies are going to beg for death. Trespassers die on sight. Knocking on doors will get you a hollowpoint to the head.

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>joeidiot
Nah, mild libtard at most but no

kerbal space program 2 looks amazing!

>1163 deaths
>divided by 66 days (Feb. 1)
>equals 17 deaths per day
>extrapolates out to 6,000 deaths per year

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Briefing at 5 PM ET

White House stream:

>youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao

SOON

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I like how there is so much residual hype around space now that ULA is getting over 70,000 viewers

WE WILL BUILD A WALL AND CANADA IS GONNA PAY FOR IT

So does mine.

Confirmed cases is a poor metric, it’s just a proxy for “ability to test”. Deaths is where the money is.

Comparing the US dilutes the magnitude of the problem tho, Washington State has a smaller population than Portugal but twice the deaths (implying a whole lot more cases not confirmed).

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you really need to keep these snowniggers out.

SpaceX has completely humiliated other companies' launch streams.

Euro grocery stores are weird. The clerks sit down, and they never flirt with you, and you pay with this weird monopoly money instead of real dollars.

The synagogue of satan will be consumed by fire and all the jews will literally die or be sent to israel.

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You can see the Adam's apple you faggot

If Democrats reign, I will support secession from the south.

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>7,500 Americans die every single day
BUT YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THIS, NOW, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD (and that's a bad thing)

Awoo!

what news today /ptg/?

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Deaths per 1M/pop is the money.

Good numbers

Government removal of all militias, antifa, and jihads.
Global kikes have out it in motion under the cover of a pandemic.

What the fuck did I just read?

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Every day I wonder if The Five will get interrupted by the Coronavirus Task Force briefing

Aww don't beat yourself up, shill. It was a passable attempt for 2016.

ICE must be having a hoot with the virus going on.

>they never flirt with you
thats on you buddy
>weird europeen monopoly money instead of real fiat dollars
oh nonononono

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good that the year is already over, isnt it? with official numbers of the posted numbers its still 8 times more dangerous than flu, you tard.

Holy shit a Joe poster on Yas Forums welcome to 2020 user.

Confederates were all democrats

dude i love our president

>Washington State has a smaller population than Portugal but twice the deaths
Most of those are from nursing homes in the Seattle area and chink immigrants. White people under the age of 70 are not being hit in any significant manner.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

WE HAVE THE BEST VIRAL INFECTION DON'T WE FOLKS?

AND DON'T FORGET TO MIGA WHILE YOU CAN'T GET VITAL MEDICAL TREATMENT AND DIE

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for a whole year? WTF?

And you're seeing huge spikes in countries like UK, Spain, etc as they start increasing their testing and catching up to Italy as well.

Only if you treat American states as their own thing when comparing the populations. Comparing “the US” with individual countries is as silly as if there was a single line for “EU”

What's the mission?

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>when you get fired and now you will be able to collect the big corona unemployment bux for a very long time
YES! YES! YES! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE UNEMPLOYED

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Never. Until the end of the year.

So the target date for lifting restrictions is Easter, the resurrection, which is only days before Passover, when the Jews celebrate the angel of death delivering death to the first born gentile sons of Egypt.

It is during their Passover Seder, they recite from the Haggada:

“In each and every generation they rise up against us to destroy us. And the Holy One, blessed be He, rescues us from their hands.”

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Bernie just wants people to die.

The more the better, because it's all on Trump and not him.

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It's still not okay to be Ethiopian, any other sort of nigger, jewish, a CIAnigger, tranny, tranny lover, a janny, spic, or gay.

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> is “dying of Coronavirus” the 2020 equivalent to “dying for Israel”

fan fiction

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Extremely_High_Frequency
lockheedmartin.com/en-us/products/aehf.html
ulalaunch.com/missions/atlas-v-aehf-6

Is this the reason why all the employers just laid off their employees?