Brit/pol/

>people literally stood outside and applauded the NHS for minutes

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I thought it was just one of those run of the mill feel good things you see lazily created on Facebook every other day but what do you know I actually heard people clapping on my street.

when the FUCK will they clap for the humble brickie????

that was unreal. there needs to be a discussion on the obsession of our health service

How do we reply to the clapping normies?
Do we all go out and fapping at 8pm tomorrow?

We did it, we clapped the virus to death

when is the CFR going to drop below 80% again? as things stand, the uk strain of this virus is more than twice as MERS

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Individual, you are charged with capital malcompliance. Anti-citizen status approved.

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CLAP UP
FOR R NHS
CLAP UP
FOR R NHS
CLAP UP
FOR R NHS
CLAP UP
FOR R NHS

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youtube.com/watch?v=dHpJNUIGyss&feature=emb_title

HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHA

as soon as the fucking camera crew says "thank you" as if its a wrap they all fuck off inside

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

If I bark, do I get fish?

This isn't funny.
The term is americlaps you fucking kleptoniggers.

People came outside and started clapping and cheering on my street, damage report for your street brit/pol/?

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this fucking timeline. ed miliband memes to this in 10 years.

Social distancing and that I've already been outside once

I actually pay national insurance unlike some other cunts around

itll be daily, thats it now.
soon the clappers will be knocking on the doors of the non clappers to make sure theyre out

Not being ironic, but who else /clapped/?

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We are all in this together peeps

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Trouble is, you cant tell people what a load of shite that was without triggering them.

seethenonce extremely low quality OP get cancer you fucking Croydon nigger cunt.

How'd you know somebody works for the NHS? Don't worry, they'll tell you

Counter-clap for are Greggs when?

>humble brickie

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me mum stood at the front door and clapped an i eard plenty of cheering and clapping an a firework

I want to go back to 2015.

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America did this too us. Our bastard children inspired us to acts of cringe

did the dogs in the neighbourhood go absolutely ballistic where anyone else is?

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Same. Wondered wtf was going on. Felt like leaning out the window and shouting stfu.

not even a whiff of clapping here
rural devon masterace

Why was this not posted in any brit/pol thread?

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Only so my waifu doesn't think I'm a right-wing Are Tommy supporter. Clap, normies, clap

Just clapped for our NHS lads, not going to lie it was pretty emotional seeing my entire road outside and their front doors.

It is the new national religion, and they are the administers of the God that is the state.
You will bow before them, or be humbled.

Americlaps

DID YA CLAP FOR THE EN AY CHESSSS?????

APPLAUSE HEATHEN
APPLAUSE

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No but some rabbits spazzed out and broke out of their gardens and started running around the street

Times like these make me realise how much I fucking hate normies

>to
it gets worse

>tfw live to experience the clappening

I'm honestly enjoying this virus, its just been a normal week of staying indoors and rubbing my dick, don't get what all the panic is about.

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People clapped, whistled, and fired off fireworks. This solidarity completely BTFO's the racist, hateful, bigoted Brit/pol/ narrative that there is no sense of community in this country.

No lad, up in North Yorkshire. Would like to move to the coast one day for this very reason though - do you do much foraging?
Following a Townsend recipe for the soup, it's early spring so the perfect tine for young nettles. He fries it up first with butter and onions, then boils for 10 mins.

Attention occupants: your block is now charged with permissive inactive coercion. 5 ration units deducted.

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>Not clapping for the IT workers who gave the ability for everyone to work at home instead of companies sacking everyone, as well as making sure internet services still run

I-I'm really ill officer... I think I might have the coof... couldn't make it to the window in time! H-honest!

I would clap but that privilege is reserved for the end of Marvel movies

BUT THE ECONOMY

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>Has Australia found a coronavirus cure? Patients in secret trials are successfully treated
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8134785/Has-Australia-coronavirus-cure-Patients-successfully-treated-HIV-malaria-medication.html

my mum is working nights tonight with corona patients at the nhs and she thinks the clapping is bullshit and pointless

Lads my dick just twitched when i looked at my dog, didnt go full hard but it had a little chub. Should I be worried?

Clap for the NHS or you go to the Gulag

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Sensible middle class soufs aren't paying attention to Twitter bollocks
LibDem voting London commuter twats have all gone home to mummy for the pandemic.
Opened the back door to be sure and listened closely, nothing but the wind in the trees.
Lovely.

water tasted slightly more chemical today government definitely trying to sedate us

i only clap when the pilot lands safely.

I think this is the lowest ebb I've ever felt as an Englishman. The whole country clapped for an institution, because the state told them to. This is North Korea territory. We are well and truly on the downward spiral to oblivion, and most people are cheering/clapping for it. Fucking kill me.

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IS THIS A GENUINE APPRECIATION FOR THE HEALTH SERVICE OR A LABOUR PSY-OP?????

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based

didn't even know this shit was happening, came here to report a sudden unexpected cringe. It was all the upper-middle classes across the street.

Idk about anyone else, but my mother almost died just giving birth to me because the midwives were so inexperienced and unprofessional. I don't understand the people who make out the NHS is anything but a very average necessity.

I only heard one more pussy around here than anything

Most people were doing it while recording themselves for them facebook likes. Social media has been literally flooded already

Um, can you spare a clap for us humble aquarists, without which billions of fish would die?

they're making it into a coof camp lad

>supporting the NHS
>voting Tory
Do retards know they're retarded?

you can't "cure" a coronavirus.

REAL HERO
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Threadly fuckin reminder

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oc~

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Brexit, Trump, the turmoil of May, then Boris and the 2019 election and then Chinky flu and our NHS clapping.

A strange timeline.

I heard horns and drums on my street and thought it was happening before I remembered the NHS thing. Also had fireworks.

when I saw it on the BBC schedule, that was when I felt something is dearly wrong

I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW RNHS, I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

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Bunch of sheeple, not like us at all.

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It's over mate, was mulling over secluding myself last year and now I'm definitely sure.
The Englishman begs for tyranny.

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How do we do it lads?

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Anyone got any screen caps of twatter or kikebook where clappers are seething at non clappers?

Everyone out on the street clapping all the virus particles off their hands within spitting distance of each other yeah good idea

never got my license for the clap

Used to, now married so don't as much anymore. Dug out all my old books and recipes, good luck to you in the boogaloo senpai

It's Thursday, please don't make me think too much

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>mfw the missus is a nurse and has been woken up before her 3am start by people cheering and rattling pans

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Don't worry m8 I didn't clap

kek

both

lyl

we're going to clap the virus away

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That was truly awful. I stuck my head out of the window when I heard it happening and two houses were going at it, it's like they were egging each other into a clapping fever, whooping as well.

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>herd immunity
>everyone go outside and clap

pretty sure government strategy is to kill everyone at this point

>St George's Hospital 'shortcomings' led to 67 deaths
>Investigators found shortcomings in 102 of the 202 deaths they examined.
>The Trust was found to have a higher mortality rate than other UK cardiac centres between April 2013 and March 2017, with a "toxic" row between surgeons thought to have contributed to it.

>St George's Hospital is a teaching hospital in Tooting, London.
>Tooting
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52051192

its over

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>>supporting the NHS
>>voting Tory
>Do retards know they're retarded?
No!
Jewh'n'son, Churchill wannabe has 70% approval rating

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>and then everyone clapped

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Boris has full power, no opposition. His dystopian speech could only have been bettered by a Corbyn one if in the same position, who would have put everything in gov control. This is why I stick to Yank politics, I just do not care anymore what happens here.

Some clapping on my street in Edinburgh. Not sure how many. NHS is our new religion now, so honestly surprised it wasn't more.

The more you post it, the more I think that was a set up manufactured by Jews.

kek

It's only against the law when we say so

>Tooting is known for its British Asian community. As of 2011 in the Tooting ward, 9% of the population is Indian and Pakistani each, while 7% is Other Asian, with Urdu and Gujarati widely spoken among these.

And just like that everyone gets infected

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Best one you've made t b h

>People spend years crying that tories will turn us into a police state
>They do it
>Everyone is fucking clapping about it

I knew society was full of morons but seeing people I'm close to who I thought were at least slightly redpilled acting like mindless drones is truly depressing

>state-mandated clapping

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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=EdB9HEigZcc

lmfao

>mum sends a message asking if I went out and clapped

I don't even know what this feeling is. I want out of this timeline.

i fought eneyychess wuz suposet 2 get rid ov da clap dey did that fo me 'n Chantelle

I was fishing in animal crossing and lost track of time

Few people clapping including my mum
Some person honking their car horn. Some fireworks.

Felt like them videos from France when Algeria wins in football but boring

Yes

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anybody always read row as in row like rows or rowing a boat? should have a different spelling desu

lmao thanks

My dog did

the rest of Yas Forums aint gonna forget this am tehy

That I work for the NHS and that I'm not clapping for myself.

Kek
Even the BBC just took a dig at 'BAMEs' (read: inbred pakis) being over represented on the transplant list, but being under represented on the donation list

Told ya you crave my reinforcement

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There's a clock in the game and the bells chime on the hour.

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I thought the Excel was going to be a coof camp, or cooling for the dead.

Just had a look on faceberg and I've got nurses taking selfies of themselves crying because they're so proud of everyone clapping, you can't make this shit up kek.

>NO NO NO ITS NOT FAIR STOP CLAPPING NO STOOOOOP

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Lol no one clapped around mine
#boomers

Imagine being so autistic that people clapping triggers you

*jazz hands*

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Mate yes they will. We'll probably forget it before they do.

Kek. I want to die.

nothing at aberdeen uni campus

I'll tell them that I did clap, but I did it inside my house because I'm social distancing.

>we live in a timeline where this happened for real and was promoted by the state

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whats wrong with clapping for nurses and doctors

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no, you're actually all just as bad as them.
free your mind.

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how do you know

you guys do realise whats happening right?
everyone's being told to stay in or -

a) you could get the virus
b) you could spread the virus (irresponsible, selfish, immoral)

'people' are out in force on social media admonishing those who even THINK of going out and seeing friends or family, calling them stupid, selfish, evil even. #STAYTHEFUCKHOME!!!!

meanwhile, weird videos like this posted by police
>twitter.com/DerbysPolice/status/1243168931503882241
to show that
a) you're being watched
b) you should feel ashamed if you go out somewhere away from home for a walk

and now this #clapforarenhs thing. what are they gonna do, show a big montage of people clapping obediently from behind their front room windows?

really makes you think, right?

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Clap for supermarket staff and truck drivers as well

Friendly reminder to take legal action against the state if you receive any fines or arrests over being outside.

The current sweeping powers granted to the Police are unlawful according to both the Constitution and the UCHR.

>Inb4 mug gubment dun care

Yes, we know. But you have no guns. May as well try something.

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momentum systematically burning non-clapping houses, if you didn't clap it might be worth taking down your house number ASAP

did the world just go fucking insane overnight? I cant even describe how fucking confused I am

Imagine being so autistic you get triggered by people being triggered by people clapping

>you can't "cure" a coronavirus
It is not a cure, but relieve - contain infection (virus) spread

If the NHS want to lighten their load then they’d have supported the introduction of checks for patient citizenship, residency or insurance status.

That would’ve given them less work to do and more resources via insurance payments.

this will never happen in support of the police

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nobody in my house clapped and the phone rang straight after
was weird shit

>COZ WE HAFTUH GET BREGGZIT DUN!
>BOJO IS ALRIGH, EE WON'T KILL DA ENEYCHESS, EE'S WUNNODUHGOODWUNZ, UNLIKE ALL VOZE UVVA EVUL TORIES!

honk honk

nothing. probably lifted the spirits of a few nhs workers that are worried about what is coming.

we're less than 3 weeks into something that is apparently going to last several months. i just don't know any more.

I was asleep, I didnt know, my telly is broken

youtube.com/watch?v=ipMPb0MZr3w

my mum and sister clapped will i be safe?

I'm more convinced than ever that Corona is one big Intel agency Glow-Op, the clapping has to be the single most cringe thing i've seen in 39yrs on this earth.

please stay inside
also go outside with everyone to clap

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>2011 + 9
>didn't hear a single person blast Party Rock Anthem

It's been commandeered by the RAF, they are going to use it to fly coof patients in/out of the big hospital they're setting up

cabin fever does strange things

Gonna check my snappie story and delete anyone that recorded the clappening

the common cold is a coronavirus and it's well known there's no 'cure for the common cold'
similarly there's no cure for flu
it's largely semantics though, of course these illnesses go away thanks to immunity, it's just that they can't be simply 'cured'

Maybe the NHS wouldn’t be so strained if they actually hired more nurses and doctors rather than admin staff and managers

>really makes you think, right?
its beyond that, its real and we're living it.
the conspiracy theorists warned us this was coming 20 years ago

my mum was in tears
she's the only nhs worker on our street and they all shouted her out and cheered her

the coof camps are tiered
people who have no hope get a bed in a tent
people who might make it get a bed indoors and an oxygen line
people who must make it go to the ICU
oldfags get to chill at home and be discovered weeks later by the smell of course

Fuck me, how are you spastics still going on about the clapaphon

its been fuckin years since a proper happening

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My DPD delivery driver Brett is always on time and does his job well, can we call clap for our couriers who are battling on through this pandemic ?

There's a Tesco van outside should I go in front of it and start clapping?

If only people cared about the nhs this much during elections ay.

Either way lovely to see and shows how important the nhs is to our society

Fuck the Herd.

Party Rockers were not in the house tonight, they left, breaking quarantine and were detained.

because it was the weirdest fucking thing I have ever experienced

whew what a fucking extraordinary experience. nap time

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Ill give the old desr the clap to show my support, tell her to bring her uniform

My telly is not broken but my aerial is. Strange times.

Lads, can you feel it? are NHS is gaining power, I can already feel the virus fleeing from our newly claptised NHS staff.

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lel

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Found the Welshman.

Live in posh area of Bournemouth and there was lots of clapping

tomorrow we clap for the bin men

yes and do some woops and stuff too, brave tesco warriors

>free your mind
>not doing what a meme promoted by the media tells you to do to help attempt to legitimise and drum up support for ongoing government over-reach and being dismayed when some people fall for it anyway and enthusiastically go along with it against their self-interest
ok whatever you say

lel

Can we clap for all the people who were unable to clap?

>claptised

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Because its retarded and pointless, people are only doing it as a way of virtue signalling to the rest of their normie, middle class neighbours and facebook boomers.

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lol no

They'll say it's to boost moral or show support but really they are trying to induce mass hysteria to make people malleable.and compliant. Maybe it didn't work this time, everyone can go back inside, the deep cleaning (chem trail) vans will hit the streets overnight while everyone's on lock down and they'll try again with another state sponsored mandatory outdoor clap along in a few days. Resist anons. Refuse to breathe ((their)) air. They want you compliant to accept their microchip.

My dad and mum were undoubtedly the loudest. My dad started beeping the car horn and yelling "COME ON EVERYBODY!!!" and doing that finger whistle that's really loud. My mum was yelling too. Afterwards they both asked why I wasn't downstairs clapping. I could here a few other houses clapping. I'm embarrassed as fuck to be frank, but I can't tell them that

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They'll die in their sleep,
You can have go on them, whilst they are still worm - not a crime!

>Go outside with dog so not to break curfew condition
>Clap, dog runs away & bites a Paki

God i hate this Coronavirus. It's literally non-stop. Everywhere on this, everywhere on social media, everywhere on television, everyone talks about it.

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this is the funniest night in a long time

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It's to endear a national spirit; which is laughable because they're fucking you in the arse with a biological weapon (SARS2) to distract you from the worlds' biggest credit cycle pop that'll empty your pocket impoverishing you; and if you survive that you have to cope with the planned WW3 so the money changers can stay top dog. How many here knew of the G20 summit was today held behind closed doors with no press?

has it's own flag. literally a nation at this point

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The problem it that it was organised and advertised by social and state-sanctioned media. It all felt a bit too orchestrated, like it was an experiment conducted by some shadow collective, to see just how much control they can exert over the populace. If that is the case, then the experiment succeeded with flying colours.

Or they could simply not treat ppl who should not be in the country

They aren’t circle jerking NPCs though lad. /s

made my mum feel appreciated
she whatsapped me that she was in tears

only correct post.

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The clappening has made me sick of all this coronavirus shite. What are things going to be like in this country one year from now?

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eddie died

new thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=_N66Hud_Tq4

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i'm certainly not complying with that shite

problem is it's taken over every aspect of our lives

Idk last night was quite funny, yet disgusting

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Westbourne?

Why can't I have an enaychess memeflag ffs

t. Free man of the land

>clapaphon
*clapathon

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Hey, lad. No need for an apostrophe there. Cheers

genuinely wounded i missed it

Nailed it

We'll all forget about it

kyk

no one clapped here, in our street in coventry
I guess people are more sensible here :^)
yeah, same
I can't wait until I can move to australia to be with my bf
I'll take the fucking insane fires and wildlife over this country
like Hitchens is right, this country is irredeemable.
Everyone is either a chav or just.. a complete asshole. Its like once every Briton reaches 30 we turn into boomers who hate everything alive.
its not, according to the British constitution.
Parliamentary Supremacy means that acts of parliament take precedence over basically all else.... which means that laws like the ones passed are entirely legitimate and legal in the unwritten UK constitution.

locked my mom out for clapping

i didnt clap as it was cringey, will i go to hell .

nhexit when?

When he started flashing his helmet to that kid I had to turn the stream off

The fuck is going on? The NHS went full Jeb and people are doing it?

>Clapitalism

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I love it. Cooped up in doors spanking it to Holly on This Morning.

>literally a nation at this point
More like a cult.

I’m still clapping. Is it over?

gulag

>no one clapped here
>more sensible
you missed out on something surreal

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you will be rounded up by ingcon

Do you think if the whole country clapped at the exact same time we could cause a sonicboom to blow the coronavirus out of the country and save Are NHS?

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gay or tits?

It was pure torture to watch but I'm glad I was there to witness it

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We will be nostalgic for it and talking about how comfy it was.

I do as I please.

Take your meds. Once this is over everything will go back to normal.

You're going to rot in the National Hell Service mate.

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Qeq

it's the biggest happening since the black death. of course people are talking about it.

Almost like they should introduce policies that all other countries and all other health services have instead of installing those touch screen computers with numerous languages on them. Not to mention the translators.

But they’re luvvies who have been staffed as a job works program with a political slant rather than an actual serious health service

Sounds like a plan

>one year from now?
mandatory nhs claps 8pm every night

Unfortunately, med schools can't fix peoples attitudes and personalities. In this case, shitskins and their tribalistic natures.
The issue then is that the doctors and nurses have to take on some of the administrative tasks. You can't have an effective healthcare system for 66 million people without dedicated personnel for admin work.

I FORGOT TO CLAP
I FORGOT TO CLAP
MY LIFE
MY LIFE
SIRENS

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Only part of Bournemouth that isn't a shithole. Know it well. I grew up in Parkstone.

LOL LOL KILL MY GRANDMOTHER

CLAP CLAP

LOL LOL LOL KILL MY DAD LOL
CLAP CLAP

LOL NEVER GET TO SEE A DOCTOR EVER LOL

YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP

FUCK OFF AND DO ONE

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What did we do to deserve these NPCs?

I only clap for Israel.

>What are things going to be like in this country one year from now?
millions dead, even more sick and dying.

>mongs on facebook/twitter pushed some rubbish about clapping for NHS workers and care workers at thursday 8pm
>the government pick up on it and put out a tweet saying to do it
>it's broadcast on BBC One for 5 minutes

also cov
no clap

fuckin kekd

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Off to the gulag with you lad.

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it's ridiculous how people still aren't waking up though, isn't it?
this is a state mandated global reset
i went to the beach earlier and laid in the sun for two hours, no police, a few families with young kids, one or two couples. good to see people aren't succumbing to the hysteria just yet. but i'm worried about just how malignant this mind virus can get in the coming weeks/months.

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youtube.com/watch?v=FbWJVult-9M
KEEP ON COOFING ANYWAY

Still living with mummy and judging anyone, really lad?

No, you can only stop at 9

sheep flock you spastic

How bad will London be in 8 weeks?

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scragga isnt taking lockdown well

>the common cold is a coronavirus
No it isn't. That's the rhinovirus.

>I can't wait until I can move to australia to be with my bf
That's a bit gay m8.

is that vorderman? she is morphing into a melted barbie doll. grotesque

I realised that right as I posted it desu

the neighbours literally set off fireworks,

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Hopefully bad enough for the diversity to reduce itself through general whooping, looting and knife crime.

Could need some sort of epidemic, maybe even a pandemic to completely give the NHS the clap, so it has to be rebuilt as an actual institution that works instead of being propped up like a dead corpse by virtue signallers.

i'd like to go private and not pay for NHS if i could,

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Me and the GF panic buying grocery

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