/CVG/ - cORONA vIRUS gENERAL #2579 - lockdown editions

>Bolsonaro to protesters: What the fuck are you all doing here? If you say there's coronavirus around, why don't you stay at home quarantining?

Basado

sorry bruh

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It was never real.

Remember this is bullshit.
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

Ok, Jethro, cuz I can see where this is going and I want to avoid having to sanitize the bench, can you pause for just a minute now so I can talk to Sadie? Thank you, Jethro
Now, Sadie?
Sadie, we’re gonna clean those nether parts of you now and we’re not gonna use that exact same pressure, but it’s still gonna feel, well youll register a great amount of sensation downstairs, but this is for your protection and our protection. We don’t know if you got some webbed haunt for fetal ghosts or a WMD project brewing, but we gotta at least surfactant blast those insides. You’ll feel better, I promise, and remember, after all this, we got dry, warm, lodging, hot food, good food too. You made the right choice, Sadie, but this part’s not easy.
Ok, I’m glad to hear that. Aren’t you glad, Jethro?
Alright, Jethro, why don’t you hose her down and then give hose sixteen a tug
“Sixteen!?”
Jethro, I know, but the rest are down for maintenance, don’t got suds, or lack a rectal nozzle for this type of female.
Don’t mind us, sweetie, we’re just talking shop.
Jethro, why don’t you finish her externals, oh, and Sadie, you’ll want to cover your eyes when Jethro’s doin the face. Take it you like your vision, heh!”
Wow, Jethro, you are a cleaning machine, an artist. Look at Sadie now, pink as a fetal pig, woohoo!
Alright, now Sadie, this part here is gonna feel weird, but there’s nothing painful. We gotta clean out your gastrointestinal surfaces in their entirety and we do that with a gently pressured flow of chemicals that will relax each subsequent sphincter in your guts and suds its way on up to your esophagus, when we’ll turn her off, takes about fifteen, twenty minutes, give or take.
Oh, sweetie, you can’t stop now. You want us to boot you back out into the wilds, take your chances with the heshes?
Jethro, help her back up – no, dammit, Jethro, put down the sprayer, you don’t need that anymore, dummy!
“Sorry!”

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500K update, please?

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youtube.com/watch?v=updO7T8UlvM
Music to listen to while watching Corona case numbers rise.

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2ch.pm/b/src/216359217/15852219719930.mp4

How many countries in Australia have been infected?

Simpler times

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>UK reports 2,129 new cases of coronavirus and 113 new deaths, raising total to 11,658 cases and 578 dead

UK reports 2,129 new cases of coronavirus and 113 new deaths, raising total to 11,658 cases and 578 dead

Now, Sadie, all you gotta do is just spread ‘em, and let Jethro feed that nozzle up your hiney. It’s not going far, but you’ll feel a suction lock it in place. Jethro, make sure that thing is lubed up. I can see from here it’s dry as hay.
You’re doing great, Sadie. Once we clean out your insides, you’ll get to start eating some high quality food to help rebuild your body, get your digestion working optimally.
That’s a good question, Sadie, you’ll have to ask the other girls in your barn. I don’t usually track their vitals, I’m just the gate guy.
Ok, stay still, Sadie, you’re doing great. Careful, now, Jethro- Nice work! There! That wasn’t too bad-
Oh, oh-Jethro, she does not like that, you’re gonna need to string her up, yup, just, no, no inversion, just grab her wrists, yeah, I’m lowering the nearest ceiling hook.
“Thank you!”
Glad to be of service, Jethro. I’m starting the pump now.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Looks like a tight race at the top early on this season lads but I think the United States might edge it out, they've got Ngubu after all - what a player he is. Spreading the infection like I've never seen it before, and of course always supplied by the playmaker of the team Shlomo Shekelstein. Top duo, I think they'll go far

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based

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lemon piglet will protect everybody in this thread

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>14 of 33 tests for coronavirus came back positive in my city
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

2ch.pm/b/src/216359217/15852235884370.mp4

well with the quarantine continuing for another 2 weeks, It might rev up the ol ps4 again. Which viyda should i buy with 60 dollary doos?
>Persona 5 royal
>Borderlands 3
>Monster hoonter ice age

baste

>Spain
>7000 recovered
>USA
>600 recovered
Why USA is so low? What is happening?

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someone has to make a fanart of corona-chan with the lemon piglets, to any drawfag that reads this GET TO WORK

Kek

New cases and deaths are starting to go down in Spain, happening over

>slowly but surely running out of food
This is going to last at least 2 more months at the very least isn't it
I will have to go outside then

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What happens if she reaches 600.000+?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 80,589 (8,215) United States 80,071 (1,151) Spain 56,197 (4,145) Germany 43,646 (239) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,712 (191) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,847 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,897 (37) Turkey 3,629 (75) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,346 (14) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,693 (8) Brazil 2,611 (63) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Czech Republic 1,925 (9) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Chile 1,306 (4) Poland 1,221 (16) Pakistan 1,179 (9) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (22) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (26) Russia 840 (3) Iceland 802 (2) India 722 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Peru 580 (9) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +6,203 (+712) United States +11,860 (+124) Spain +6,682 (+498) Germany +6,323 (+33) Iran +2,389 (+157) France +3,922 (+365) Switzerland +815 (+38) United Kingdom +2,129 (+115) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +1,259 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Canada +488 (+1) Turkey +1,196 (+16) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +324 (+3) Brazil +57 (+4) Malaysia +235 (+3) Czech Republic +271 (+3) Denmark +153 (+7) Luxembourg +120 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Poland +170 (+2) Pakistan +116 (+1) Romania +123 (+5) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece +71 (+4) India +65 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Colombia +21 (+2) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Algeria +65 (+4) Armenia +25 (+1) Morocco +50 (+4) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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monster hutner definitely

got almost 800 hours in this

fpbp

>mirroring 1929-1930 Crash
Oh mama. Another dip soon?

You will die for your heretic ways, corona chan will soon kill all non believers of her. Repent now or face her anger.

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literally given a license to print infinite money and people are surprised when the percentages go up. Gained back 10% but lost 50% in value.

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AAAAH THESE THREADS ARE MOVING SO FAST MY 30YO BOOMER ASS CAN'T KEEP UP

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What's she going to look like at 1 million?
We're hitting a ceiling here in terms of what can be done artistically

previously

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why is no one dropping this nigger?

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because their recovered dont fall dead in 36 hours

Why

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Monster Hunter for sure. I wanted to get Doom but already wasted my spare money on booze

I further exacerbate my sore dick mate.

thiccer

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It's happening in this thread!

USA is passing Italy!!!!11!!!!1!!!

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Discard Borderlands, Persona if you want single player story MH if you online and grind

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hey blue elephant fans
guy in /britfeel/ made this and I added some more flavour to it, hope you see this and enjoy it

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same and thr government is making hoarding illegal we are gonna starve bros

Nothingburger.
Take your meds schizos.
Stop making these threads.
Sexualizing a disease is mental illness.

do you have a garden if yes, try making small green houses if no garden dig your grave

only death count

Because the US number only recently spiked. Many people have just become sick, so it takes time before we will see more recoveries.

I always said if there's a way to go, it would have something to do with bulls, dips, and bears. I go where I please, and I please where I go.

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what are some offline videogames you can play for hours and hours?
i already have binding of isaac and stardew valley

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piss off faggot

2ch.pm/b/src/216359217/15852262155191.webm

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If I were to kill myself, in Minecraft, and I only had a pistol. Would be wise to shoot myself in the stomach a few times before blowing my brains out?

I'm assuming something like a 9mm, in Minecraft, might still leave me in a coma or vegetable state.

Donald Trump. Coronavirus.

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you're missing last 2 days
March 26 (GMT)
6682 new cases and 498 new deaths in Spain
March 25 (GMT)
alert 7457 new cases and 656 new deaths in Spain
March 24 (GMT)
alert 6922 new cases and 680 new deaths in Spain

Welp, looks like it's time to quit my """"essential"""" job boys.

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You think Hiro will tie all this into april fools?

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Just Old Zealand, The Outlands and Rootania.

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Monster Hunter : Kirin Boogaloo
I can say that it's more rewarding than P5S, but I don't know about BL3.

Stocks good now? Are we going to crash one more nice time?? I think it’s on the way up. So much for the happening

Tetris, Minecraft, Pokemon emulators

nobody knows

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+6.30%) Germany (+2.25%) France (+2.87%) United Kingdom (+2.77%) Italy (+1.69%) Switzerland (+2.62%) Spain (+2.07%) Austria (+4.10%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+1.48%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+4.32%) Greece (+4.30%) Brazil (+3.83%) Japan (-0.81%) Hong Kong (+1.79%) China (+1.78%) Australia (+3.08%) Singapore (+2.31%) India (+6.32%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (+0.07%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-6%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-20%) Dubai (-17%) Moscow (-8%) Rome (-29%) Milan (-17%) Berlin (-8%) Munich (-6%) Brussels (-8%) Paris (-29%) Madrid (-18%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-29%) Johannesburg (+6%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-53%) Washington (-37%) Miami (-32%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-17%) Mexico City (-38%) Los Angeles (-28%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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hmm3

its over

more fatties

what is the context of this chimpout?

Dude, Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age, it's a very comfy game. I guarantee you won't regret it
youtube.com/watch?v=bZPJGDoKYkw

Paradox games

A 10% growth rate in cases and death

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>April 1st
>certain anons have the virus but they don't know
>any post they reply to gets infected and it'll show with a red text
>infected anons can discuss on /q/uarantine
>you get banned after a few hours aka death
>dead anons can discuss in afterlife board

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Mount and Blade, stalker

I made an offering of some good rum in exchange for the death of Bill Mitchel. Do you think she will honor my request?

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If I were still actually masturbating to her I'd probably be cumming blood by now, gotta lay off a bit.

You haven't been into this kink long, have you fren?

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burgers how do you manage your hospital bills?

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If you get into it monster hunter will last you through this pandemic and probably the next one whenever that pops up too.

The artist will find a way, never underestimate human ingenuity when it comes to porno-graphing man made atrocities..

Estimation for 1mil based on 10% growth

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Kirin has nothing on hipcheckioth

Cataclysm: dark days ahead

>shoot myself in the stomach a few times
That is about the dumbest suicide method I have ever read on Yas Forums.
>before blowing my brains out?
as if you are still able to do shit except lie on the floor and slowly bleed to death, while being fully aware of what retarded thing you just did

Half my office just laid off, and unemployment site is down. This is sick!!!

>If you get a (You) you get infected.
Kino?

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Red dead 2, fallout new Vegas, Witcher 3, assassin’s creed origins/unity/black flag, Doom

Elder Scroll and Fallout series

shiiet i forgot about nioh deux and resident jill 3
is mon hun ok for single player? i cant be bothered to go ps +. then again i got risky rain 2 sitting there for months.

Emustan seems fine at the moment.
but then they shut the border early.

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chrono trigger if you're into JRPGs

Can we start a meme in Africa that if they walk around spitting on each other they are spreading a cure..

Corona chan kills all faggots, she only spares those that are not fags. You are the faggot who will die, I am a autist who will survive.

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by all means keep the bait up for lewds

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Ok so a shot to the head from a 9mm will definitely kill me. In Minecraft

no way, you must be online

don't to that you idiot. this happening is mostly larping. the virus is turning out to be significantly less deadly than initially thought. we're fine

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GAS GAS GAAASSSS

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fallout (any of them), GTA, you could play your way through the Halo series, Forza, kerbal space program, cid civilization 5.

Fuck youuuuuuu China, we're taking that number one spot. USA USA USA USA

Heroes 1-5, Don't Starve, Battle for middle earth.

if your internet goes down what is stopping electricity from going down too?

In Minecraft, you shouldn't do that. Why would you want to do that, in Minecraft, anyway?

Mount and Blade Warband
Pathfinder Kingmaker
Darkest Dungeon
Kenshi
Super Hot
Dark Souls 1-3
Kingdom Come Deliverance
Borderlands 2
Hades

literally any paradox shit i have a few thousand hours in them if we count them all together

falout 1 and 2

Obviously, her: amazon pressing user/growing pubes/armpit hair/muscles/or a dick to FUCK the world

Yep, MonHun is great for singleplayer as well

She grows a dick because then we're all fucked.

It is but co-op can get you stuff faster.

Homeless people get free hotel rooms AND government drugs in Vancouver. Pretty cushy.

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I'm serious about a sore dick. Poor fucker is aching like fuck. Hopefully we get a little while before 600k.

Plebbit faggot shit

Look at this shit. These generals are up and running literally 24/7, by a despicable group of sad shutin virgins celebrating the mass death and suffering of the entire planet, along with a literal circlejerk over a cartoon personification of the deadly virus causing it. I've seen some disgusting fucked up shit in my day but this takes the cake. And these are the people you share Yas Forums with and call your fellow anons. Horrific.

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SAVE ME ANONS, MY GOVERNMENT HASN'T RELEASED THE NUMBERS YET, I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO LIE ABOUT THEM TO KEEP PEOPLE CALM. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So what's the estimation retard? That png shows nothing but a bunch of gibberish numbers.

бэйcд энд кopoнaпиллд

How comfy you guys think the astronauts on the ISS are right now?

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FUCK THE JANNIES!!!!

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You did buy the dip, didn't you user?

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It's "lower" in America because no one is counting everyone that died in January and early February for it.

This year is the only year ever on record that ILI cases increased while laboratory confirmed influenza decreased. Something else was causing ILI symptoms this year, that never happend other years.

Because the levels of other viruses, like regular coronaviruses and rhinoviruses and such, are still the same as always too.
Normally around 10-20% of ILI causes are undiagnosed, that is not influenza or from the NREVSS catalogue.
This year, some states had up to 60% this year.
Like Washington, week 4, and this is in January still, there was 1600 tests done, of which 360 was influenza and around 300 was NREVSS. Normally, that would've been at most a few hundred unknown cases.

Note how hard they got hit "early".

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Just found out my dad has 100 n95 masks laying around from his carpentry business but on the same day my province (BC) just announced they are prohibiting the resale of PPE. Anyone with legal knowledge know if this is a real law that they can enforce? How do I move these masks without getting in trouble?

Fuck off nigguh you're not fooling anyone. It affects young and old, and in my state there's an exponential rise in positive cases. Fuck you I'm not going to be getting this shit.

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Louisiana is so fucked right now.

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mon hun it is. thanks anons

We all have reasons for the things we do. I wanna make sure I do things right.

In Minecraft

Bill Mitchell isn't human he is immune to all forms of death, he is an omnipotent creature from the abyss that came to mock us in our time of need.

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Only about 500 left!
GO GO GO!!

Now dead number

Italy is winding down. sorry guys

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LETS FUCKING GO!

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In how many days / Weeks?

Gigachad is in critical condition

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nigger we got like a day or less, stop beating your cock so hard

Resident Evil 4
Final Fantasy IX
Chrono Trigger
Metal Gear Solid 1-3
Dark Souls 1-3
Minecraft

The Coronavirus is a Virus created by black niggers from outer space (flavor of the day)...their magic agents were started off by the use of lasers...they started to make other funky viruses to supplement their powers...they kept spawning new viruses until they were infected by the African Sarcoma Virus...they called it the "Coro Virus"...its the virus that turn all of the black negros on earth into monsters...the stuff of nightmares...fear, hatred and wanton destruction...the entire world can be wiped out in a couple of seconds by a single soul...hahahahaha...this virus is highly contagious and once your the initial infected...you can't become free of it...it is a permanent condition.

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fuck a free hotel and free heroin I need to take a vacation in Canada

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Based and jannie pilled

Wear some pants you fucking degenerate

>Nothingburger.
>Take your meds schizos.
>Stop making these threads.
>Sexualizing a disease is mental illness.

Haiku:

A nothingburger
Take your medicines, schizos
Stop making these threads

-Greek Nothingburger

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What's maddening is I'm pretty sure I already had sweet lady Coronachan deep in my lungs and got over it like 2 weeks ago
but I have no way of ever knowing this for a fact

NEW LA COUNTY NUMBERS. HUGE SPIKE

1216
Cases

21
Deaths

publichealth.lacounty.gov/media/Coronavirus/

I need to practice drawing more often so I can make worthy art of corona-chan.

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USA NUMBA WAN!
USA! USA! USA!

>Hades
>Kenshi
Patrician. Literally in that limbo where it's rotting away in my wishlist, waiting for a good sale and hyped to play it, specially Hades

Lesser cases here

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lmao
not just prisoners, but now even homeless people have it better than the average minimal income wagie

BRAZIL UPDATE
oantagonista.com/brasil/novo-coronavirus-2-915-casos-confirmados-e-77-mortes-no-brasil/?desk

2915 confirmed cases
77 dead

What the fuck?? How much new cases did USA get in the past 24 hours hours? It must be some absurdly high number, I checked the stream a few hours ago and it was 76k and now it's fucking 80k. And even the 76k number was ridiculously high compared to the last time I checked the stream. What the fuck is happening?

f

>"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
It literally says in the headline that results arent conclusive. They indicate shit.
Why are you, fucking niggers, so stupid to believe any of this shit. Get out of your fucking basement, it will cure your schizoid behaviour.

For a bit, until their food runs out, and they get cabin fever. Imagine being stuck in space with no food and literally nothing to do while everyone is dead or dying on the planet.

it's only exponential because testing is getting scaled up exponentially. this isn't some apocalyptic movie you moron

Helpful.

this virus is highly contagious and once your the initial infected...you can't become free of it...it is a permanent condition...even for the genetically healthy, once the virus enters your bloodstream, you're been infected...everyone that has the virus will be forever unable to break free." Uh, no, seriously? You are literally correct. Do you understand that? Dr. Abraham will be making a dent in the president's cash reserves with his continued lies. He does not care. He does not have any care for America or the people of America. He is a coward who only cares about himself and the incoming bill he cannot pay. I want you to try this in court, you are going to have to make the testimony very difficult for Dr. Abraham

NOT GIGACHAD

Does anybody have that texas tracker for all this.

Another one joins the cult!

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DO YOU LIIKE

MY CAR

BRAZILIAN MAJOR UPDATE
>2915 cases
>77 deaths
And according with Johns Hopkins map
>6 recovered.

kek

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You have very little intelligence.

They have escape pods you nonce

Well, they tried.

The person with the vaccine will most likely be like anyone who tried some of the SARS vaccines, any following coronavirus infection has insane ADE which makes even the normal cold coronaviruses have insanely high death rates.

They’re flattening the curve user. Italians will need to be in their homes for the forseeable future.

and the chocolate peep vanilla whatever team stuff with arbitrary point attribution wasn't?

if lockdowns had happened immediately, i could understand the "its all a (((hoax)))" narrative. but at this point it would require a collaboration among thousands and thousands of civis. are we expected to believe that people who CHOSE to change bed pans and shit-covered sheets to help their fellow humans are now scheming to kill them all off? that hospitals from different nations are all colluding? and that not one nurse, not one ambulance driver, or hell even a fucking janitor nigger replacing bedsheets is saying "uh hey none of this is really happening at my hospital"

one of the scariest things about this whole shebang is seeing the depths of peoples schizophrenic psychosis

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Mass testing

F

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More threads than people recovered in the usa

I can't help it. big tiddy anime girls, especially ones who signify doom for humanity, get me into berserk mode sex drive.

its okay in a month half of cvg will be dead

yeah. they still held that festival didn't they? If so they are completely done for.

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>number is up today
Yeah okay buddy

Don't be sorry, total national lockdown works after all. Coming to the neighborhood near you.

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That's the total number, not the rise. 304 new cases and 14 deaths.

16 Y/O FRENCH GIRL DIED
16 Y/O FRENCH GIRL DIED
16 Y/O FRENCH GIRL DIED

Well, while I believe everyone has a right to play Minecraft however they choose, I hope you'll change your mind, fren. You never know, with how much of a clown world we live in now, anything could happen, things might get better one day, in Minecraft.

Brazil still at 2k? I thought you would be at 4k+ by now

USA NUMBA ONE

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TIME TO BEAT ITALY IN DEATHS
>ONLY A MATTER OF TIME AND HANDSHAKES

EU4, Anno 1800, Subnautica (You are infected and have to find the cure to be let out of quarantine).

porn games

just wait until they get a food delivery and get SPACE SARS

Nothingburgers are talked about all of the time on here. They are buying the dip. Investment forums are still full of people smugly thinking they have this figured out. Businesses are using bailout money to buy back shares. Wait until the healthcare systems overflow and the shelves to truly run dry. Then you'll see some real crashes.

until their bones turn too weak to support them on earth which means they are stuck in the vacuum forever

What’s Germany’s secret ?

The Coronavirus is a Virus created by black niggers from outer space (flavor of the day)...their magic agents were started off by the use of lasers...they started to make other funky viruses to supplement their powers...they kept spawning new viruses until they were infected by the African Sarcoma Virus...they called it the "Coro Virus"...its the virus that turn all of the black negros on earth into monsters...the stuff of nightmares...fear, hatred and wanton destruction...the entire world can be wiped out in a couple of seconds by a single soul...hahahahaha...this virus is highly contagious and once your the initial infected...you can't become free of it...it is a permanent condition... even for the genetically healthy, once the virus enters your bloodstream, you're been infected...everyone that has the virus will be forever unable to break free." Uh, no, seriously? You are literally correct. Do you understand that? Dr. Abraham will be making a dent in the president's cash reserves with his continued lies. He does not care. He does not have any care for America or the people of America. He is a coward who only cares about himself and the incoming bill he cannot pay.

>French girl gave up and died
Like pottery

Oh and a word of caution, if you see the big T-Rex guy at the jungle, don't be scared, he's been nerfed to allow guys at earlier stages of the game to fight him head on. Good luck

Clean your nasty fridge bro

>Heroes 1-5
What? If you’re talking about HoM&M only III should be played.

ahem
eu4
vicky 2
ck2
hoi4
civ 5
red alert 2
lotr battle for middle earth 1 2
sunless seas/skies
enter the gungeon
nuclear throne
they are billions
resident evil 4
lisa/lisa the pointless (dont bother with the meem sequel)
OFF
generals zero hour
warcraft III
FFXII MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE
fallout new vegas

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What will you neet fags do when electricity is regulated to hospital use only?
>World ending
>Which bing bing wahoo should I play
Absolutely pathetic, you all deserve to die just like those spring break fags

GIGACHAD NOOOOOOOOOO

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Pewdiepie vs t-series

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Alone I sit here
Shitposting in /cvg/
On my throne of deenz

the info came from someone that worked into the cemetery,he claimed that a huge amount of bodies suddenly showed up in a span of time that never happened before (about 75 +-) in 72 hours and it all went to that same cemetery which should not happen, but you know how people voice is, always take it with a grain of doubt but still if its true...

now deds

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any recommendations?

Where's that faggot yesterday who said it wasn't growing exponentially because the last couple of days it only went up by 2k cases at a time, and now it's up by like 9k

The Coronavirus is a Virus created by black niggers from outer space (flavor of the day)...their magic agents were started off by the use of lasers...they started to make other funky viruses to supplement their powers...they kept spawning new viruses until they were infected by the African Sarcoma Virus...they called it the "Coro Virus"...its the virus that turn all of the black negros on earth into monsters...the stuff of nightmares...fear, hatred and wanton destruction...the entire world can be wiped out in a couple of seconds by a single soul...hahahahaha...this virus is highly contagious and once your the initial infected...you can't become free of it...it is a permanent condition... even for the genetically healthy, once the virus enters your bloodstream, you're been infected...everyone that has the virus will be forever unable to break free.

>number is down for two days
>'A two day trend does not constitute a change in the curve!'

>number is slightly up from previous days, still less than the peak
>'Number is up today buddy. Exponential growth!'

???

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It's getting real, eh Jags?

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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>that hospitals from different nations are all colluding?

and all forms of local and federal governmentbranches in federalist nations like germany, who dont really care about burgerpolitics apart from its entertainment value.
I mean, if it was only happening in 1 or 2 countries, alright, but the entire world commits financial suicide for no reason?

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What the others posted, plus:
Rimworld
Total War series
X-COM series
and if you like old-ass RPGs, the Might and Magic, Wizardry and Ultima series (or at least MM 6-8, Wizardry 8 and Ultima 7, UW and UW2).

DO YOU LIKE
MY SARS

enter the gungeon
heroes of hammerwatch

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Shitting dick nipples.

She was stressed. Working 15 jobs and 3 of them were as full time nurse. She also worked in a bat soup factory and smokes like a sailor. She had 8 different types of hepatitis. It was inevitable.

Except that's not what they're doing in my state you retard. They are only testing if the person is in critical condition, they haven't changed that procedure at all (as relayed to me by my friend's mother who is a nurse), and cases are still rising exponentially.

You mean the guy successfully baiting people?

digits and happening is cancelled

>any following coronavirus infection has insane ADE which makes even the normal cold coronaviruses have insanely high death rates.
They have to be aware of this and they still went ahead with the vaccine trails. Does that not suggest to you that the people in power are desperate and afraid?
If this was" just a flu bro" no way would they move ahead with such a measure.

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If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying.

its rust

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Because networks require loads of complex machinery talking to eachother, synchronizing stuff and sending information through the most optimal route
Electricity is
The graph goes wiggly LOL

Deep penetration.

*books exist*

How come people younger people die in France, UK and America but in Italy deaths under 30 are still at 0?

The Witcher 3

i'm expecting to be the kind of virus that have various "peaks" moments, and probably we will meet a second wave sooner or later, wonder if it will be adeadly mutation like with spanish flu

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>16 yo French girl died
When you retreat so hard...

Sell them to the government?

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw

>China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 80,589 (8,215) United States 80,071 (1,151)

youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY
>And I feel fine.

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Those were simpler days, I could call poos street shitters on any website and not be banned.

youtube.com/watch?v=OUeVJgJOffU&feature=youtu.be&t=322

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good

1 day you retard

lol r.i.p GIGAcHAD.......

Checked.
Italy does have a higher death count.
Good point, Mr Satan

cloud meadow just came out in beta. LOTS of furshit/self inserts though

what does ADE stand for?
Antibody dependent something?

ACCELERATE

Kenshi

say goodbye to 300 hours

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Please, as if a 30 year old neet reads any fucking books. Go back to microwaving tendies

But all of that is done by automatic computers that require electricity to run and little direct intervention..

Donate them to a hospital, and save lives

gibs

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Can anyone please share the webms and pictures of chinks spreading the corona?

Manual hand cranked electrical generators exist. You won't be able to use your computer at all, and your phone/tablet/handheld consle won't be able to be used all day, but it's not like if the electricity were to go out no electrical devices can be used.

have we gotten a 500k corona chan update yet?

Graveyard keeper

the w3wh world is practically empty after ever mission is completed

now a word from our sponsor today,Thomas Paine
"we wouldn't need to surrender our rights if the pandemic was real, since we would see sick and dying everywhere and our fear of sickness would enforce a quarantine even as the pandemic first spreads, without needing to surrender our natural rights, only a fake pandemic requires surrender of our rights

no philospher of ancient greece (Plato, Socrates etc.) which lived though the Athenian Plague, ever wished to suspend natural law, or the basic freedoms of its citizens over the threat of the ancient plague,
If there really was a pandemic you wouldn't need the lockdown, since people would see sick and dying everywhere, and voluntarily not leave thier house, no violation of rights is necessary for keeping one from jumping from great hieghts etc. because it is real it enforces itself, so there need be no law banning our movements during pandemics since real pandemic enforce thier own laws by the power of thier deadly nature

The only pandemic that needs suspending of liberties is a fake pandemic, these are pandemics of testing positive as asymptomatic carriers, which is no power of nature

therefore thier lockdown defies natural law and common sense, is not useful for any situation forseeable, and is a form of economic war on our country,
the emperor has no clothes: the shelves are full of products, the hospitals are empty

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>health food instead of corn syrup
>strong hygiene standards,laws & controls
>actually washing our hands
>following rules instead of lolparty
>high testing density and testing capacity
>never stopped contact tracing and testing contacts
>system detects asymptomatic and mild cases
>high standard and german engineering (r) => good care for our patients
>superior aryan genes

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Probably just eat my beans and deenz and masturbate. Gas for my stove is from my own tank so even if they shut off gas I can still cook. More fucked if they shut the water off.

THATS IT IM WHIPPING IT OUT

Most of states are in lockdown.
This is the subway in Brasília (transport system are still ok) at 10am. in normal circunstances I could barely find a free seat.

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Flipbro again!
youtube.com/watch?v=FjN49TQSMSU

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All my enemies will die from a pool of their own coughing blood. The societal fall is going to be bliss.

Jannies keep deleting it.

>transport minister of a country with 5k death making jokes during the press conference

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a 17 year old died this morning in louisiana

oh and that Dol if you are into text based stuff

>art of war
>for larping reasons

If this happening has taunt us anything, it's that short-term declines mean absolutely nothing.

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WHERE'S UK UPDATE?
>WHERE'S UK UPDATE?
WHERE'S UK UPDATE?
>WHERE'S UK UPDATE?

Eh, I played X and it was shit, basically relentless cutscenes, is XII any better?
My favourite was VIII because fuck you.

I hope that the artist just skips to 750K or something at this point. Not enough growth in 100K, just clothes ripping. Then again, maybe 150K would be good before moving to 250K differences.

>who signify doom for humanity
Man really?

Crusader Kings 2. Also, most of the "best" VNs are 50+ hour timesinks, so Fate/stay night, Muv-Luv, etc.

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paddle hard play hard

H1N1 had 565,000deaths/12months=47000 deaths per month lasted for one year.

coronahoax has 18000deaths/3months=6000deaths per month,

so why no school closings in 2009? because the internet is more censored after sandy hook and other mass casualty hoaxes, in 2009 they would have been exposed by the once vibrant truth community which had exposed 911.

cdc.gov flu pandemic-resources 2009-h1n1-pandemic

youtube.com/watch?v=WkyATw1lYLo&feature=youtu.be&t=705

News Benders a program about fake news, expose media hoax scare tactics

archive.org/details/newsbenders

"we'd like you to help plan the news for 1973"
In Event201 in 2019, they planned the news for2020, the coronavirus scare. Recall that AIDS was a hoax, HIV antibodies dont mean your actually sick and the AIDS medicine is what gives you immune deficiency

cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm

who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019

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antibody dependent enhancement

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risk of rain 2 is fucking savage

How will the US ever recover? You have like 10 Wuhan-tier epicenters.

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>gave up on life

We had 56 deaths today. WOM just isn't counting right.

The year 1963
The people's president
Was taken away by security men
All dressed in a uniform
The brutality, brutality
Oh no, my, my black president
Him and his comrades
Were sentenced to isolation
For many painful years
For many painful years
Many painful years
Of hard labor
They broke rocks
But the spirit was never broken
Never broken
Oh no, my, my black president
Hmm maa, hmm maa, hmm ma mama
Hmm maa, hmm maa, hmm ma mama
Hmm maa, hmm maa, hmm ma Madiba
Hmm maa, hmm maa, hmm ma Madiba
Ahh uyem-yem
They broke rocks
But the spirit was never broken
Never broken
Oh my black president
Let us rejoice for our president
Let us sing for our president
Let us pray for our president
Let us sing, let us dance
For Madiba, Madiba's freedom
Now in 1990
The people's president
Came out from jail
Raised up his hand and said
"Viva, viva, my people"
He walked the long road
Back, back to freedom
Back to freedom
Freedom for my black president
Let us rejoice for our president
Let us sing for our president
Let us pray for our president
Let us sing, let us dance
For Madiba, Madiba's freedom
We thank You Lord,
For listening to our prayers
Oh, my president
I will die for my president
I will sing for my president
I will stand and say
Viva, viva, viva, viva, viva, viva my president

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Imagine the panic if they could confirm every case right now.

I’m an MD in medium sized Swedish city. Hospital is filling up fast now. Everyone who’s admitted and doesn’t have absolute contraindications gets the malaria drug. It’s under control so far, but I guess the coming month will be the real test. Hospital has done a great job separating the flow of patients with respiratory symptoms from other ER visits that of course still goes on, stroke, MIs, intoxes, trauma and so on. The ones who get it bad are either really old or have underlying conditions, as you all know. This makes it a lot easier on all of us mentally, if children or young adults would be affected spirits would be so much lower.

:0

>hoi4
>not HOI3

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USA is kill

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>system detects asymptomatic and mild cases
GIB THE DETAILS

>right after test kits are confirmed to be defective number of cases goes down
really makes me think

my dad called the ambulance at the first sign of breathing difficulties
said he could still take a full breath, albeit a tad more difficult

Who's ready for years of propaganda form the eternal chunk about how China numba wan?

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>little direct intervention
That you can see, there's thousands of people watching that fucking node that's failing again or that stupid fibre pipe that gets flooded every winter or any other sort of issues

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It's completely valid to expect that to keep going up here

worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/
>2129 new cases and 115 new deaths

youtu.be/sr--GVIoluU
U!
S!
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keep talking. we'll make this happen again.

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TF2 can give you thousands of hours if you ignore the matchmaking

It won't Trump and every other person in power is flying high on pure hopeium right now.
They are going to crash hard and its going to be bad.
I honestly expect someone to start a war to try and divert attention

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> Have actually started WoW again out of sheer boredom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No not the logarithmic graph guy, we all know that one's bait.

Where can I pirate games for free?

Fuck off Germshit, you are lying about your deaths

+2.3k infected
+103 dead

Such bullshit, the only drugs that kill from withdrawal are alcohol and benzos.

LOL, ALL THANKS TO DUMPF........

J U S T...........

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Based and ASCIIpilled

We're going back to work easter, ignoring the problem is the viruses weakness, it's like a bully

if i find you, i will smash your fucking face with a brick. i won't even feel remorse.

beep

that was happening all along, the question is if the western left will parrot it due to "racism bad mkay"

ACCELERATION

thanks

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It's objectively better after all those updates and DLC. It was shit at release though.

donate them to the hospital Chang you fucking chink

>no cases deported
ameri, I...

any and all total war games

>"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
I wish it just killed instead
It will only get lewder and lewder. Expect something to happen with those thighs and that clitty.
Very cool, Bong.

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>another user from the capital city
I thought I was the only one. Hello!

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>tfw every major urban city has a chinatown

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zelda: the wind waker
dark souls 1-3
bloodborne

>we're gonna reach the new cases we had yesterday like 6 hours earlier

Hows that Herd immunity working for ya?

is it true you only test the ones in intensive care

what were his redpills?

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>secret

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