HOLY FUCK!!! FED PUMPING THE MARKETS HARD

This.

Its just free falling. From the sky those pumps are the planes it's hitting on it's way down.

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Stock markets returning to normal levels while everything is shutdown. Unemployment is skyrocketing. Landlords won't be getting rent money next week. Seems legit.

That's just lots of people who think shits going to happen before open tomorrow.

>NOOOOO MY INVESTMENTS!!!!!! THEY SHOULD PUMP THE MARKET UP EVEN WHEN NO ONE ISS WORKING

stimulus already working

Yeah, that looks like a healthy stock market to me.

The Bank of Japan pretty much owns all Japanese corporations and the QE that US does is based on the Japanese model

BRRRRRRRRR

The stock market should be looked at 10 years minimum, plus the market today is looking at where things will be 6 months out. This market does look both healthy and lots of value to be found.

Why does the market dip at the end of the day? Everyday

they are throwing everything they have at it to prevent the market opening negative tomorrow, risking a negative close on a friday
same in Europe

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It doesn't, but when you see high volume and dips, people are profit taking.

THIS IS IT GUYS. THE MARKETS ARE FULLY RECOVERED. ANYONE WHO ISN'T GOING ALL IN ON INDEX FUNDS IS GOING TO MISS OUT

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The only thing that makes no sense is that this shit is not causing hyperinflation. When they buy stock someone sells so this money must go somewhere else so it should cause inflation. Not even taking into account negative rates

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The real economic happening is coming soon.

I think the problem here is that most people just can't wrap their heads around EXPONENTIAL GROWTH.

Exponential growth of the QE?

Yer — the whipsaw effect is a horrific indication

Because the entire "crash" was predicated on hyper sensationalized pandemic panic, not underlying economic malady you fucking smooth brained faggot. Now that investors have had time to properly asses this fucking nothingburger of a hoax pandemic, they are rebuying their positions and making a killing. Part of me hates having to share air with you fucking brainlets but at the end of the day it's so easy to be successful when the competition is so pathetic.

Lol

Happy that Rothschild owns our entire economy now Schlomo?

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Because people don’t feel safe holding overnight. The smart ones at least.

THEY’RE CALLED THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM YOU FUCKING AUTIST

nice hodgepodge of cope and denial you got there bud

poor fag.

>hyperinflation
Is going to happen sooner or later this year.

Its a flopping feline.

Not in the US, it is beginning to look like we can import the world for pennies.

That's not what happened in Germany.

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OK explain what happens next?
nobody is working, manufacturing isn't happening, countries are litteraly closed.

Don't get too ahead of yourself bucko, let's see where we are this time next week.

yes, i lack too much retardation to be considered rich in it

Never trust a leaf.

b-ok.cc/book/2949979/b85630
mandatory reading for any faggots who don't understand how or why this happens

BRRRRRRRRR

poor fag I hope you get your meager trumpbux that you can blow on some frivolity

based Ivan

Can some based psychopath go bomb the NYSE I bet there are a ton of Jews there.

>GLOBAL COMMUNISM
Excuse me, but only anarcho-primitivism is viable

>heres free fucking money.
>infinity QE
Its like you think that the upward cycle is from something else.
I’m waiting for the death toll to spiral out of control, and shit to get even worse. Everyone was panicked 2 weeks ago, and I cant even imagine the panic when shit starts happening locally.

DEAD.
LION.
BOUNCE.

People are beginning to realize it was way overblown

Yeah, Trump crashes economy, then lets the Jews (fed) buy it with money printed without reserves

It's about to be exposed for the hoax it is

There’s nothing wrong with the economy. This was Trumpster’s virus, released to get his 0% rates and $2 trillion. Now he let markets slingshot to new bigly highs. Did y’all buy some CCL, DIN and UAL last week?

Back to work probably. Lots of people still are

We’re like a couple bad days away from peaks

it officially ended the bear market
bobos on suicide watch

Yeah, more government deficit, financed by the Chinese. Failing that - the FED.

Woowoo, get on the money train suckers...! The next stop is going to be awesome.

What other option do they have? If you were in their position wouldn't you do the same?

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Well the market can get a little emotional. Maybe it overshot and is correcting up. Not sure I believe that though.

I would have closed the market for a couple months, no buying or selling until the crisis is over.

So, how much is the US debt now?

There are other ways to trade. That'd just benefit the connected and destroy the reputation/ value of the market.

shieeet LINE IS GOING UP!!
SELL SELL SELL!

Explain

i would've suspended short trading indefinitely til they got the pandemic under control
this way even if you lost a couple of hundred billion dollarino it would still be cheaper than oversaturating the market with trillions of cheap dollars, ultimately devaluating your currency
its a race to the bottom
like keeping a sinking boat aflood with a bucket

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federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/current/h41.htm

Look at the balance sheet. Increases on almost every single asset they could pump. This is borderline retarded and criminal.

Less than $1000 per chink

BUY THE DIP OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER

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And when will they realise that pre-rona that the stockmarket was way overblown? -30% down might have been caused by a hysteric panic but -30% down is actually a better reflection of real value in these companies

And that real value was based on last years financials. And this years financials are going to be worse because earnings will be down. So it's still overvalued.

THIS

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Shit I still haven't bought.

Based. Love the status quo.

i dont get paid till tomorrow
what should i buy?