OH MY FU-
OH MY FU-
Kill Israelis
Holy shit
Who cares, it's just a job, don't you have money from your parents? Just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps.
Least there aint breadlines nah mean? People will just starve instead.
reported to the ADL
Coronachan caused this and OP is a faggot.
Time for all those unemployed millennials to tap into their rainy day funds so they can give their rent money to their boomer landlords
Who would’ve thought bringing society to a screeching halt over a cold would do this
ITS FINE ITS JUST THE FLU. BUY THE DIP
CRASHING THIS ECONOMY
WITH NO SURVIVORSH
The same rainy day funds that these businesses supposedly had?
No source, 1 post by this ID.
...Am I the only dude who has savings? what the fuck not even businesses have them.
Join the Army. Economic crisis will be followed by war everywhere on Earth.
We can't avoid history. There was no history for 30 years. The silence before the storm was much more frightening.
And now the dance starts.
It's true go look it up
Most business gets by on fucking nothing or reinvests back into the business. They don't expect everything to shut while wallstreet capitalists and Gov literally pull hundreds of billions out of their asses and hand it to each other sinking the dollar further.
My unemployment got accepted. Gonna get trumpbux and even more now
Cancel the 38,000,000,000 dollars foreign aid to Israel and you could give 3,500,000 Americans 10,857 dollars each (plus tip).
>who
Did >pic related think that?
Can't afford to live? Just go die for Israel. Maybe if you don't wind up crippled you'll be able to afford a bedroom in an apartment with a half dozen other people.
fortunately trump created so many jobs in the past few years the U3 unemployment rate won't be too terrible, although U6 is probably going to explode because most of you tenants aren't worth anything but temp work
>muh calculations
boomers had that prosperity because they were white conservatives in a white conservative country that had finally kicked FDR to the curb and cut government spending.
How do you get this stupid?
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
And yet the Dow remains strong. Turns out servers and bar tenders aren't essential to the economy who would've guessed.
businesses employ capital at the margin. they're "retail" to money markets. with some exceptions, if they have "savings" then they're making a calculation mistake. they probably need to hire more people, pay higher wages, choose different manufacturing inputs, cut prices, or whatever else seems proper to them. if they do not, someone else will go into that business and do the right things, and steal their market share.
Boomers had purchasing power. As they slerged on more and more debt, it became obvious in 2008 that there pensions weren't there - or if they were, the currency had lost so much purchasing power, that they wouldnt be able to buy much with their pensions. So they demanded bailouts, thinking they could re-capitalise their pensions. Which happened.
Now the corona bioweapon has been released to kill off boomers and avoid the cost of their retirement.
Boomers played themselves
>the Dow remains strong
They are dumping trillions of new dollars every day
Guess what those servers won't buy anymore airpods.
Try to think at least two steps ahead.
I do sales for a Lawn Care company and I was able to keep my job. The owners of the company are dumping their own money into the company to keep it afloat right now
Not even remotely the same situation.
Look at all these socialist leeches. That money should be going to job creators.
i'm praying for rain im praying for tidal waves
That's an antisemetic trope, nigger. Bootstraps cant even levitate.
>Dow remains strong
looks more like a struggle
Issa USD gonna die?
don't worry user. i'm sure the stock market will stay on prozac and keep recovering for no reason whatsoever
Uhhhh YES. But if USD dies pretty much everyone dies
No this is really really really really really bad. I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation
We're the main lender for the other central banks, right? How about China? I hope they all eat each other.
Cope harder m*llennial
We don't need jobs retard, we need to make sure the people that just lost their jobs due to media hysteria don't kill them self before they can get a job again.
are you telling me the last three days have been nothing but a bounce and, oh, when people really start getting sick the shit will really hit the fan?
we're getting money for the peace corps dammit thats all that really counts
We're so fucked
dont worry guys, the free market will fix this.
kek for Bob
My company (multinational) just fired 50% of their workforce.
>FEMA is working to save lives during the current crisis, do not panic, follow CDC guidelines. Visit www.CDC.gov for more information about the current national emergency and the corona virus. Avoid independent news sources. Do not stockpile food or medical supplies. Follow strict social distancing, avoid spending unnecessary time outside. Follow all local and state laws regarding curfews and quarantines. Forced compliance may be used to ensure public order is maintained and health precautions taken.
They are pumping trillions in it, it's a bubble that's gonna crash any day now.
What are job creators going to do when they can't hire retard.
>Do not stockpile food or medical supplies
Kek. It's over.
>Just pull yourselves up by your bootstraps.
SAVE US BERNKE
retard that artificial growth we are in for one hell of a ride. this is only the beginning
The Israeli aid is non-negotiable. There is a difference between living in a war zone and losing your job stupid goy
>watches six hours of TV every day to know what's going on in the world
don't lie, its sports.
this. we are crashing this globo-homo economy with no survivors
reichsmark incoming
>thinking the US won't do what every countries does in the same situation and go to total war
Die for Israel goy it’s your best and only option. Don’t you need money?
and what is supposed to happen after that?
Businesses are buttfucked so hard so they only can work for 100%+ power if they want to stay alive. Your average wagecuck owns more in cash than any businessman nowadays even here in poor countries such as Russia. I personally saved ~100k rubles from my job that I found a year ago and can survive for at least 6 month without cutting my needs. My friends who owns a small shop at the shopping center visited me 2 days ago and literally cried because he lost customers and can't pay rent. And he was very cautious while doing his business so this is very bad to see how bankruptcy wave is coming for everyone.
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BOMB CHINA NOW
would be pretty kino, the country would just go ww1 era Ireland. lol
OY VEY!!!
haha non-essentials go brrrrr
Can't have any debts if China is responsible for all debts
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