/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2578 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

how plausible is it that north korea really is at 0 infections due to their segregation?

reminder to educate yourself: euromomo.eu

Corona-chan rankings from the when I started and for the days I actually updated the picture, now animated thanks to pasta instructions. Maybe I'll go back and make the daily charts eventually

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What this pastebin I keep reading about every few threads?

Stop the fake news you gonzo nosed spic

YOU GUYS ARE MISSING A PIECE TO THIS PUZZLE. THE IRON MOUNTAIN REPORT --->> COVID19

youtube.com/watch?v=WVW_ojMziNY&t=87s

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>No tipping the poor bastard who delivers your pizza

just a flu bro

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Schizo will defeat the virus.

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do you remember the times when the death count was lower then the Corona General Thread count and nothingburger fags made fun about it?

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USA USA USA USA

how do you like your bat soup?

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most of Yas Forums is swinging to nothingburgerism due to Trump, it's pitiful

Send help please

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Feels early but they are dropping in numbers. This is going to be biblical shit.

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this is a meme disease

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Hi from lockdown.

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Feels good to be an argie

feels good being texas, I'm always the number one.
USA!! USA!! USA!!!

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>t. man who can't stand outside without being arrested

USA USA USA

thoughts?
1. Lookner
2. John Campbell
3. Jennifer Weng
4. Guo Wengui,

of all the saddest words in life
writ by tongue or pen
the saddest ones of all are these
>Yas Forums was right, again

So when is it all gonna collapse?

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how are you dealing with the itch to just ask for dumb people death?

Imagine being such a fatass you won't stop yourself from ordering a pizza even if you believe that there's a deadly virus that could kill you spreading

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If someone coofed on that pizza you're done for.

0 it's in fucking Libya and Syria.

Good one Nigel! Now you can go get a pint at the pub.

>First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
That's not a trial, but a hit at Trump. The real trial is done in NY

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=kYyrQ4RxtOQ

Ok faggot

toothpastes arent actually that important. the mechanical aspect of tooth brushing is WAAAY more important. so don't worry that much about stocking up on toothpastes.

Oh and remember , wash your teeth twice per day! In the morning and before you sleep.

When will we start getting corona-chan cosplay porn?

It has always been a meme disease. Imagine taking it seriously LMAOOO

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How many daily deaths next week?

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you can tip online in a first world country pedro

>Worker at NYC hospital where nurses wear trash bags as protection dies from coronavirus

But I thought USA was best at handling pandemics?

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Pretty sure I might have had corona, does this sound right?

>Small coofs every now and then
>shortness of breathe sometimes
>pain in shoulder for a while on and off
>feel phelm come up sometimes
It's been a good while since the symptoms stopped...did I beat her?

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China's numbers are not real, if they had been there would have been a bigger reaction from the very start. We're fucked because of them.

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all gay

when should I file for unemployment if I would be ineligible for unemployment (haven't worked long enough) normally, but I will probably be eligible after the bill passes?

should I apply now or do I wait until it passes? I don't want to miss out money

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Literally not safe, don't be a retard it's only a fucking pizza

So still not a single picture or video of any hospital in the US being overwhelmed by corona patients? Not even one?

Kirr arr boomers
Kirr arr niggers
Corona-chan ! Corona-chan !
Unleash your mighty disease
Make tofu of their bodies
Crown the clown ! Crown the clown !
Make the bull fall to its knees
Purge the greedy jew's disease

Yup, they really moved the goalposts

test numéro un baiser les mods édition

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The Vidya affects the chemicals in your brain, your movies will make you weak. The time for action is now yet you plan on sitting in solitude as the world burns. Will you fight or parish like a dog?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 80,589 (8,215) United States 79,082 (1,143) Spain 56,197 (4,145) Germany 43,646 (239) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,712 (191) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,847 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,897 (37) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,316 (14) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,611 (63) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Czech Republic 1,925 (9) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Chile 1,306 (4) Pakistan 1,179 (9) Poland 1,163 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (22) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (26) Russia 840 (3) Iceland 802 (2) India 722 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Peru 580 (9) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +6,203 (+712) United States +10,871 (+116) Spain +6,682 (+498) Germany +6,323 (+33) Iran +2,389 (+157) France +3,922 (+365) Switzerland +815 (+38) United Kingdom +2,129 (+115) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +1,259 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Canada +488 (+1) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +57 (+4) Malaysia +235 (+3) Czech Republic +271 (+3) Denmark +153 (+7) Luxembourg +120 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Pakistan +116 (+1) Romania +123 (+5) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece +71 (+4) India +65 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Colombia +21 (+2) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Algeria +65 (+4) Armenia +25 (+1) Morocco +50 (+4) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Kazakhstan +30 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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ye good times

>implying...

It hasn't even begun. The Department of Justice is seeking to suspend habeas corpus, the right to fair trial by jury:
politico.com/news/2020/03/21/doj-coronavirus-emergency-powers-140023

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SPANISH JOURNALIST EXPERT IN MONARCHIES JAIME PEÑAFIEL WITH CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS, ISOLATED AT HOME
>SPANISH JOURNALIST EXPERT IN MONARCHIES JAIME PEÑAFIEL WITH CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS, ISOLATED AT HOME
SPANISH JOURNALIST EXPERT IN MONARCHIES JAIME PEÑAFIEL WITH CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS, ISOLATED AT HOME
>SPANISH JOURNALIST EXPERT IN MONARCHIES JAIME PEÑAFIEL WITH CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS, ISOLATED AT HOME
SPANISH JOURNALIST EXPERT IN MONARCHIES JAIME PEÑAFIEL WITH CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS, ISOLATED AT HOME

>elmundo.es/loc/famosos/2020/03/26/5e7ce31121efa069358b465b.html
He 88 years old, RIP.

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When supermarkets run out of shit

based mods

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Biggest redpill about Yas Forums itself to come out of this whole thing. Literally just a board full of edgy contrarians to the very end

I miss nothingburgerfags, is bill the only one left?

they did it again.

youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU

Suspicious im infected, but so far it looks like ill live.
Strangest illness iv ever had
>me ans wife both work around a lot of people in the red zone
>cold syntoms for about a week, runny nose, congestion, mild lethargy, soreness (though i dont count it because im always sore due to job), ect
>cold syntoms ababte after a week
>but the congestion lingers
>2 days later congestion gets much worse, and it gets slightly, but noticeable harder to breathe, mild headaches come and go
>2-3 days later the bad congestion and chest discomfort abate somewhat
>chest discomft mostly gone, can breathe fine , 90% back to normal
>but the chest congestion is still lingering
Gotten mostly better but nearly a month later the chest congestion is still lingering and wont go away, im still spitting up every so often, there is something in my chest that isnt going away
Wife has same symptoms but a little worse because shes fat

HOW ARE YOU KEEPING UP WITH THE DEATHS IN THE OP

ITS JUST GOING CRAZY TONIGHT

All good, Algerie?

living the burden of truth is hard and heavy and american are lemmings

I'm starting to like Bill MItchell just for the sheer insanity of his posts.

das were the good times

i think yes

>Brazil
>Southern

cheating cuz big

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>Actually believing china numbers

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I hope all bolsonarofags at this point congregate together everyday, hold hands, sing the national anthem, and die.
I voted for him but if you still support him at this point, you deserve this virus.

A burger in all its splendour everyone!

How could you forget Chen Qiushi, user?

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Incredible work user

>ever trusting chink wares

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imagine the smell

spanish flu 2: electric boogaloo

>what is hipaa

Press F

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Why did the deaths spike? did it mutate

based

I remember when half of the thread would be nothing but people saying it was nothing. There is only three or four left.

It's not the kits, it's the woman lab technicians fucking them up, you swab the throat then look for viruses, you can't blame the kit for that.

>Illegal immigrants coof on your pizza
Hope it was worth it, pathetic

Thanks user you gave a smile during hard times.

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Well, it technically is a nothing burger. The only place that has a high death rate is Spain, Italy, and China. In Switzerland, Germany, and the US, the death rate is considerably lower. About what you would see with the flu. So, YES! It is a fucking nothing burger.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.28%) Germany (+1.56%) France (+2.09%) United Kingdom (+2.03%) Italy (+0.81%) Switzerland (+1.59%) Spain (+2.07%) Austria (+4.10%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+0.71%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+3.05%) Greece (+4.30%) Brazil (+3.13%) Japan (-1.26%) Hong Kong (+1.79%) China (+1.54%) Australia (+2.22%) Singapore (+2.11%) India (+6.32%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (+0.07%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-7%) Beijing (-4%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-20%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-14%) Rome (-64%) Milan (-44%) Berlin (-25%) Munich (-41%) Brussels (-58%) Paris (-66%) Madrid (-15%) Barcelona (-38%) London (-45%) Johannesburg (-34%) Sao Paulo (-44%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-32%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-25%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-16%) Mexico City (-38%) Los Angeles (-28%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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You're good to go.All clear, proceed to runway

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does anyone know how is he doing now?

had to check this wasnt fake

USA NUMBA WAN

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>parish like a dog
What God do gods pray to?

I wish we could, godspeed brother!

dank flag, rare

fuckung imbecile
I haven't eaten or drank something from a restaurant, cafe, etc since late January.

I eat NOTHING that has not been cooked by me or doesn't come out of a bag or box or bottle. Nothing. You are a retard to do anything less.

SEVEN PEOPLE FINED IN LA CORUÑA, SPAIN, FOR MAKING AN ILLEGAL PARTY DURING THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN WITH ALCOHOL, DRUGS, LOUD MUSIC AND STEAKS
>SEVEN PEOPLE FINED IN LA CORUÑA, SPAIN, FOR MAKING AN ILLEGAL PARTY DURING THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN WITH ALCOHOL, DRUGS, LOUD MUSIC AND STEAKS
SEVEN PEOPLE FINED IN LA CORUÑA, SPAIN, FOR MAKING AN ILLEGAL PARTY DURING THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN WITH ALCOHOL, DRUGS, LOUD MUSIC AND STEAKS
>SEVEN PEOPLE FINED IN LA CORUÑA, SPAIN, FOR MAKING AN ILLEGAL PARTY DURING THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN WITH ALCOHOL, DRUGS, LOUD MUSIC AND STEAKS
SEVEN PEOPLE FINED IN LA CORUÑA, SPAIN, FOR MAKING AN ILLEGAL PARTY DURING THE QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN WITH ALCOHOL, DRUGS, LOUD MUSIC AND STEAKS

>elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/26/5e7cecac21efa03a118b462a.html

CLOWN WORLD

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>most of Yas Forums
most of USA flags on Yas Forums maybe

We didnt

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Third world Europe will not survive....

Kek. Bolsonaro will end up with his head cut

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He's dead

we are 5-7 days away from reaching max icu capacity

It's going to be a shitshow, hospitals will be mass filled with retarded brabanders (alcoholic carnaval idiots) and amsterdammers (muslims)

10 feet down

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Who gives a fuck about anything happening in China anymore anyway? Europe has been the main epicentre of the virus since like Mid-march.

saved, good shit user

>Moar threads than deads lolol
Good times, good times

nah I totally met him on the market today but it was kinda weird that he was present at 25 places at once

their new strategy is to fill the catalog with bullshit and attempt to convince people to filter this thread and put their head in the sand with the /herd/

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STOP!!! posting so fast, i can't read that quick.
the lemon pigs let us down

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BRAZILIANS

Please scour your news sources for any signs that the virus has mutated in Brazil. Please report back.

remember to stay away from cockroaches

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>Nobody remembers Fang Bin
Here, a reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=3sUMMys4tPg

check the composition of soil

Microwave the food for 2 minutes or heat it up in an oven for a bit

at least the roaches are getting 4digit numbers

> france wants help from german army

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wtf is that?

which is real close in burgerland. Even with the rationing. I am having a hard time convincing my girlfriend we have to stock up

Thanks, 'just' the flu fags are my favourites.

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RAISE THE DEATH COUNT OVER THE THREAD COUNT IT'LL CAUSE PANIC

honestly just buy some digornos. if you can find the brand, home run inn makes a great frozen pizza but they're impossible to find in my area except one certain store

i wouldn't. i promise you they are not being hygenic enough and don't have the proper equipment.

Your parents will probably die kek
Maybe you're a fat fuck as well.

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here we quarantined a village on an island because they kept the bars open and had someone infected there
>24sata.hr/news/imaju-8-zarazenih-murter-je-prva-crvena-zona-i-karantena-683258

Didn't Italy stop testing for new cases though?

Help the shit out of them

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hows the air today, lads?

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Spain is so over

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you're not going to help them again, right?

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thread theme

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Even the CCP shills stopped posting because they ran out of pastas to shitpost.

>Inb4 removed by ccp jannie

Tests per day are increasing actually.

>GOVERMENT OF SPAIN BUYS TEST KIDS
>PRESIDENT IN NATIONAL TV SAYS THEY ARE GREAT
>5 DAYS LATER IT'S DISCOVER THAT THE TEST ARE 70% WRONG AND THE CHINESE COMPANY DON'T HAVE A LICENSES TO SELL THEM
>GOVERMENT SAYS THEY JUST FOLLOWED THE EUROPEAN REGULATIONS AND THEY HAVE THE CE LOGO OF EUROPEAN LICENSED PRODUCTS
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>CE EUROPEAN TRUST LOGO IS ALSO SIMILAR AS THE CHINA EXPORT LOGO (pic related)

IF THEY SHOW PICS OF THE TEST BOUGHTS AND THEY HAVE THE IMAGE ON THE RIGHT IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST LAUGHABLE GOVERMENT OF ALL TIME

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When we peak the world health care capacity.

I don't think I have never used pic this rightfully before user

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