Brit/pol/ - CLAP FOR OUR CARERS Edition

* * * REMINDER TO IGNORE ALL /cvg/ DOOMSPASTICS * * *

AT 8:00PM: ACTUAL LIVE COVERAGE OF CLAPPING
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000h5r6

>UK government unveils aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053914

>NHS uses tech giants to plan crisis response
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52053565

>Police get new powers to enforce protection
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053527

>Coronavirus cough attacks a crime, says prosecution chief
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52052880

>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498

>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003

>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

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spectator.co.uk/article/The-evidence-on-Covid-19-is-not-as-clear-as-we-think
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First for are Mozza
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*clap* *clap* *clap*

first for are mozza

Reminder that this guy prays on children

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first for steely dan

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Ready for the Two Minutes Cringe at 8pm lads?

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>when somebody is on their second stroll

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thread theme
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JUST WAIT TWO WEEKS

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>EXCLUSIVE: 'Gift from God' coronavirus 'cure' touted by Donald Trump is promoted by a FAKE Stanford University 'researcher' who is actually a cryptocurrency-hustling Long Island lawyer whose bogus science paper was removed by Google
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8143845/Malaria-cure-coronavirus-promoter-cryptocurrency-hustler-fake-Stanford-University-claim.html
so much for trump's "cure". this is a coronavirus. there is no way to treat it or protect against it.

c l a p

That’s right, go outside, stand shoulder to shoulder and clap..... might as well have a cheeky snog with the neighbour too....

Who's clapping at 8?

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Reminder to clap for are NHS lads or do you HATE the BRAVE, STUNNING HEROIC people on the FRONT LINES fighting to SAVE your LIFE?

brit/pol/ has been cringe all day WTF is going on?

don't spell correct me you fucking spastics

i'm going to drown it out with loud music

luv em yung

already clapping to show extra appreciation

yeah you wish you virgin

tfw still being told to go to work in an enginnering place, They havent shut down non-essential production legally. I still have a job thats nice, but no one is clapping for me.

the world went batshit

I've been practicing my clap all day, I hope you will all join me at 8pm to clap for the NHS

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fucking lotto at 8

Absolutely fucking cringe

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seems like some sort of power struggle between namefags

the clappening is imminent

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They did the same shit in Italy and Spain. Did not helped but told volumes about how much people deserve this plague. Faggot.

ive just had an argument with my parents because they don't want me going out and about, seeing my gf during this 'pandemic', to the point my dad has told me to move out because I am raising the chances of them becoming infected. do they have a point or are they retarded?

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I will shout at people walking in my park to make them feel bad.

I will threaten to call the police on them even if they're only walking.

I hate people and this whole thing is great.

>commies
how short sighted.
do you think some 90IQ squaddie retard cares about your politics? the people who will be enforcing this couldnt care less, they are those who are the easiest to manipulate into thinking that anyone disobeying them is the enemy and a threat to them and their families.

its their compliance and the silence of any opposition that makes all of it palatable for me, id feel worse if there was some political resistance being ignorred or some effort from private enterprise to tell the government to fuck off, theres no protest groups forming to stand up against whats coming.
right now people still think theres another 10 days or so of a holiday and then things 'go back to normal'


also clap for our careers lol. what the fuck, they work in hospitals and are surrounded by sick and infectious people all the time, most of them have very long careers surviving worse things than this.

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im so confused
weren't we supposed to peak already ? shouldn't like 100+ people be dying per day in London right now?

wtf is going on

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Cringe circle jerking

Jesus, Glasgow is a shithole

it killed my granda so yeah just stay home lad

These people are fucking Gods lad. We Are Not Worthy.

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Took my mother in law to hospital for a scan. Stood outside the hospital, waiting, full FPF3 mask, gloves, goggles. The only nurses I saw coming in and out looked at me and laughed. FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEE

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>#ClapOurCarers
I dunno, are any of the nurses fit?

maybe just obey your father for once

why do you try to convince yourself so much that i care about you

They have a point. Official advice is to be an adult and move in together if you're a real couple.

Will it start as a slow clap?

Cover story of this weeks Spectator is COVID-sceptic. A lot of Tories read this, it could make a difference.

spectator.co.uk/article/The-evidence-on-Covid-19-is-not-as-clear-as-we-think

The comments are all "thank God somebody has said this"

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Nonces keep going outside so the infection rate is going up.

Hopefully Boris will let us legally kill anyone found outdoors without a license soon.

Autistic Clapping...

My mum has got very annoyed at me and my brother because we've been driving to go on our daily government-approved walk.

But she's an en ache ess worker so I should listen to her and clap her and OBEY

boris johnson has the blood of millions on his hands.

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aah fuck i fucking hate women aaaaah

*CLAP*

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GOOD NEWS

You are all safe! You've been lied to the whole time. Go outside and spread the news. Save your economy.

dailywire.com/news/epidemiologist-behind-highly-cited-coronavirus-model-admits-he-was-wrong-drastically-revises-model

>Epidemiologist Neil Ferguson, who created the highly-cited Imperial College London coronavirus model, which has been cited by organizations like The New York Times and has been instrumental in governmental policy decision-making, offered a massive revision to his model on Wednesday.

>Berenson continued: “Essentially, what has happened is that estimates of the viruses transmissibility have increased — which implies that many more people have already gotten it than we realize — which in turn implies it is less dangerous.”

>“Ferguson now predicts that the epidemic in the U.K. will peak and subside within ‘two to three weeks’

Trifle for dessert.

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we live in a police state. the worse thing about it is that the police are completely s oyed

sargon admits that rapid and deliberate demographic anhialation is happening and yet the people who are frightened or angry and vocal about it are the ones he labels as nazis and criticises the most. not a word about the liberals who are responsible for allowing it to happen in the first place.

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how will /cvg/ mongs react to this

might time my beer run for so everyone is clapping when i get back

>all day

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fucking lol, we laugh at spergs like you at the hospital I work at too

someone post that webm of the crying girl tik tok who blames the chinks because she can't go out to see her friends.

ta

WOW IT WAS ALL WORTH IT

raven's put on weight

i should note both my parents are key workers and are still working every day.

FUCK THE POLIS

People will demand that the magazine apologise for printing it, calling it now

Plan

>>“Ferguson now predicts that the epidemic in the U.K. will peak and subside within ‘two to three weeks’
summer is saved!

lol

How long do we have to clap for anyway, will the police be checking?

Which city?

£1000 on the spot fine for anyone caught not clapping

Death by firing squad for failure to pay the fine

who heres going to unironically clap?

you tell me

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THINGS

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thats impossible, cvgmong told me 30million had died already

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They are already demanding that the Mail on Sunday sack Peter Hitchens

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>Muh clap
Brit/pol/ is full of edgy students. Can't wait for you cunts to go back to Uni

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I'm not clapping at 8pm.

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Class

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Wait two weeks. When everyone is saying shit like "oh wow desu senpai the nhs are all stone cold heroes" they don't mean hospital porters

It's going to be fine. And the garden is going to be great.

John Sweeney getting absolute numbers done on him by Scientologists was like anonymongs getting BTFOd on here

gulag

>Excuse me! I'm calling the police if you dont extinguish that fire. This is a residential area. Any things you want disposed of need taken to the dump.

>Friday
pissed in pub
>Saturday
pissed at home
>Sunday
beers at home
>Monday
beers at home
>Tuesday
last 3 beers at home
>Wednesday
went to bed sober
>Thursday
no beer in the house. Work all set up for tomorrow. Got a bottle of red, lads.
Should I get in to it?

EVERY TIME YOU CLAP, AN NHS WORKER DIES.

Also £1000 fine AND death by firing squad for anyone clapping without a license

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Namefags sperging again. It's nearly as cringe as the clapping malarkey.

based

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Only bellends are.