It's over. Leafs have been banned from the US
>the White House is looking at placing 1,000 troops about 25 kilometres from the 8,891 kilometre-long border and using remote sensors to look out for irregular border-crossers.
>"This is an entirely unnecessary step, which we would view as damaging to our relationship," said Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland today following the first public reports.
also - LOL at "irregular border crossers"
makes sense, there's tons of drug and human trafficking coming thru from canada, it's literally become mexico north, beaners go there to sneak into the us
Oh no! If the leafs are telling us not to put our troops where we want them in our own country, what will we do?
>we would view as damaging to our relationship
oh no please dont
Day of the rake when?
Giga-based
Stay on your side leafs.
Guess burgers are also going to need a northern wall.
This is best news all day
watch out hes coming!
What are you leafs gonna do about it?
We'll station our troops on your side of the border too if we want, you can't do shit to stop us.
Finally fuck Canada and fuck you leafs
Blame Canada!
It's time we take revenge for you setting fire to the White House.
About time the soup mafia get what's coming to them. Leafys utterly BTFO.
b-b-but those are just our irregular border crossers. US pls don't!
pic related coming soon.
Blame Canada! It is their own fault!
When did trade advisor cunt freeland become deputy prime minister cunt friedland?
kek, you're the fuckers that love your sovereignty so much, time to respect ours. If you want to influence American affairs then make Day of the Rake reality and send representatives to Washington.
We’re actually protecting you dumb nigger, lots of illegal spics that make it into the US try to get to Canada because your cucked government will let them stay and give them lots of gibs
Stay in your syrup holes you snow beaners
Unironically our politicians are shitting themselves and begging America to remove the troops from 30 km distance to the border. Our gov is so desperate to not be invaded in lose their positions of power in this unlivable "country" thats been debased and treated as a piggy bank by nonwhites who don't even integrate.
>which we would view as damaging to our relationship
oh shut the fuck up leaf, before we turn this into fallout and annex youre sorry ass, we already stole your tim hortons coffee and serve it at mcdonalds, we'll steal whats left
By the way leaf, you're not going to become a state. You're going to become a US territory at best. Forever
She's probably going to cry again just like when trump banned her from the whitehouse
its almost like we have intel that sandniggers are going into the US to commit terrorism. its not like canada has any discretion as to whom they let in. if youre a nigger and smell like shit, you too can be a canadian
About damn time.
Go away Canada, we don't want you crossing the border and fucking our dogs.
What are you gonna do about it, you fucking pussies? You literally can't do anything about it. Fuck you.
>Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland
This has to be fake right?
>woman's name
>perversion of Christ
>'Freeland'
When do we start raking?
BUILD THE DOME
don't be mad at me, I'm not the lady who said this
I couldn't care less about American forces moving about their own country. Though it's funny cus America gets mad when Russia moves troops "aggressively" within their own borders.
>100's of tanks passing through LA by train
>shills and nonamericans all:
>"it's nothing nothing I say REE"
>we have intel that sandniggers are going into the US to commit terrorism.
Bullshit. Canada wouldn't let that happen, r-right??
Please shoot anyone crossing the border illegally in either direction, thanks
Trudeau has been in the US many tomes, so the answer is yes.
I’ll have you know we use maple syrup as lubricant and then fuck ourselves on leaves. But we don’t fuck dogs, that’s an outrageous lie.
>Though it's funny cus America gets mad when Russia moves troops "aggressively" within their own borders.
Yeah isn't it funny the difference between a trusted Ally moving troops and a committed nuclear-armed enemy moving troops?
Yeah that's funny Chang, real funny chinky ching-chong
Most of it goes the other way. Weed used to come down, not anymore.
It's Trudeau, Justin Trudeau.
That's how I'm reading it.
send in the moderate peaceful rebels to save us from soup oppression
Dear Canada: We're coming for your luxury soup
We'll cut off Maple Syrup. Think carefully of the consequences.
Day of the Rake
It is time
we already took your tim timz coffee
WHY DO WE HAVE THE WORST NEIGHBORS REEEEEE WHY DIDN'T WE GENOCIDE ALL THE MEXICANS AND ANNEX CANADA LIKE 100 YEARS AGO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Perhaps US predicts a catastrophic economic collapse in Canada in the next few weeks and is taking measures to ensure economic migrants don't flood across the border
TIL
>thanks!
Aunt Jemima is literally better than real Canadian maple syrup.
Fuck bros I remember when pic related came in a glass bottle holy shit you wanted to sleep over at your rich friend's house for this.
keep talking smack and we will cut off our supply of LGBTQP+ . In fact, we will recall existing assets in your country to return home. Do you REALLY want this?? Think carefully
Mutts are disgusting pieces of shit, who wants to visit the cousins anyway, fuck em
This nigger never heard of vermont
Why are mutts talking as if they aren’t slaves to ZOG? Kek
Fun fact your average Canadian is stupid and scared enough to believe that we will invade them. I remember going to a wedding in Toronto and the strangers I chatted with all believed us Americans were crazy and violent and were going to invade them any day now.
Wtf is a vermont?
Id ban us too. Too many arabs passing themselves as 'canadian'
except Canada didn't exist in 1812...
itt dumb burgers don't realize its to keep them in, not us out
Can’t wait for the retaking of Canada
The Day of the Rake has arrived
tons of chinks rush from the canadian border to the u.s. to buy everything in our grocery stores and with canada letting chink flights in they need to be quarantined in chinada
yes, Canadians gets angry at the US every time there's a Republican president. You would not believe the things that were said when Trump was "impeached". People literally thought he 100% was out of office after the house motion passed and held parties for it like it was a special occasion
Why is additional border security a bad thing? We don't even need to pay for it!
Your syrup sucks nigger
Related to varmit, but the chinks are trying to eat it extinct
>wanting to go the US
>ever
stay there, traitor
Well Trudeau believes that killing your enemies makes them win. So I say you knucks are fucked.
Based leaf
fuck off randy
Guys those are just irregular border crossers.
this
>No border escaping
what did they mean by this?