We will be #1 in less than an hour

I want to put my dick in that, what do?

Decent bant, you’re alright for an irrelevant country.

How does a country with 20X smaller population (Italy) have nearly a 3X higher death count than the Country with 20X bigger population (China) without someone lying about numbers?

>Implying Chinks didn't stop counting their cases over a month ago
Though I guess the virus isn't spreading when the infected get disappeared
and burned shortly after

>trusting Amerimutt regime numbers
You are long past the rest of the world

So you are saying that Germany and the US are lying, too?

>inb4 China releases real numbers cause they can't stand losing

>Decent bant, you’re alright for an irrelevant country
Thanks. We officially have 1000 cases but in reality we have about 10.000 because by the same WHO measurement we have no food and we re malnourished

Attached: 1584292091731.webm (960x1154, 2.73M)

GAS GAS GAS

How does a country with 5X smaller population (Italy) have nearly a 8X higher death count than the Country with 5X bigger population (USA) without someone lying about numbers?

the Chinese fear their government

Time. Italy cases started accelerating first. China's outbreak started before Italy. So my question still is unanswered.

I OFFER THESE DIGITS TO YOU KEK, LET AMERICA ONCE AGAIN DOMINATE THE WORLD! USA USA USA USA USA!!!!

Look at the per capita over to the left

We almost made it to number 1. Why do amerimutts try so hard?

Wtf is that webm

I ll reroll for you

Imagine believing China’s numbers?

Which means you can get reinfected every year.

>Wtf is that webm
It could be way worse

Attached: 1584291785700.webm (240x426, 335.03K)

Attached: 1585115937068.png (1000x1000, 630.63K)

Literally every single country is lying about their numbers, Italy was telling the truth for a while and then got tired of it which is why they report basically the same numbers every day.

yearly quarantine hooray.

I know that one, but explain the boiling meat

>Trusting China
>Trusting WHO
Daily reminder that WHO spread Chinese propaganda to downplay the virus

Attached: whochina.png (774x4852, 1.3M)

China lied, people died.

Come to London. Her name is Fayruz and she charges £350 per hour.

Lmao get rekt yuropoorans, you get what you pay for! Pay nothing for healthcare, get nothing for healthcare!

Attached: 0EB292C6-4B50-4B34-AC9A-2FA10BADA12C.jpg (500x350, 57.7K)

But I'm not a celebrity. Just the regular cold for me.

>I know that one, but explain the boiling meat

The meat was freshly cut, if you look in the background its a butchers or something. The meat was so fresh the cells were still alive, he probably put salt on the muscles. Salt pretty much makes the cells flex, so the muscles fibers were flexing

I don't know that one, explain, but the boiling meat is just really fresh so the muscles are still twitching randomly because while the animal is dead most of the cells aren't

Fresh meat exposed to oxygen

I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the fact that China cooks its corrupt, dog-eating books, and we have at least 4 times the population of any European country,

Attached: 1566943107813.jpg (639x719, 61.18K)

AMERICA NUMBER ONE
AMERICA NUMBER ONE
AMERICA NUMBER ONE

Attached: dd0522581c48a3b45674515fa512d3ec.jpg (288x361, 22.55K)

Time. Chinas cases started deccelerating first.

and what the fuck is this webm?

Why is china death percentage so low?

kek, best theme in wwe apart from the rocks old one

it's how it hunts in water

because they fucking lie

chinks lie, about anything

they put salt on a newly killed piece of meat which activates the muscle until it finally depletes it of its energy

and what is this qt3.14's name?

Gorgonorhynchus

We also have more vacant ICU beds than Italy and Spain have in total.

That was what i felt.

Nice try... but no cigar, memeflaggot.

Attached: 1572216555092.jpg (672x712, 65.53K)

Attached: number1.jpg (500x416, 34.77K)

tired of winning yet?

If this repeats every year we won't live past 60.
Not possible, it'll be like the common cold, except that it'll kill 2% of the population every year.

We're pretty mch screwed. The virus has no selective pressure to become less deadly, by the way.

All right! AMERICA #1, baby!! Oh wait..

Attached: noooo.gif (350x197, 2.01M)

HAHAHAH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!? ONLY IN AMERICA.

>we won't live past 60.
Jokes on them, I wanna die.

You already are. Italy is no 4th.

New cases are more important. It's now an epidemic in JewYork, Spain and Germany, Italy is also back from 5k yesterday to 6k.

Attached: file.png (471x415, 52.09K)

Rolling for all celebrities, gays, trans and politicians to get it.

no, it's san marino, andorra, etc.

>without someone lying about numbers

Attached: 3crjyy.png (500x585, 147.3K)