The government just passed (25/03/2020) the following laws in Britain:
1) If even one doctor says that you are mentally ill, you can be locked up in an asylum indefinitely.
2) If you refuse to take a coronavirus test, you will be fined £1000. This sets the precedent for forced vaccinations.
3) Public gatherings can be broken up for any reason at any time. You can no longer protest.
4) The police have now erected road-side checkpoints, and are following dog-walkers in the countryside with drones to ensure that their exercise is "essential."
5) The general public is not merely accepting all this, but is actually clamouring for the army to come in and "break the arms and legs" of quarantine-dissenters.
>The government says a communications mix-up meant it missed the deadline to join an EU scheme to get extra ventilators for the coronavirus crisis.
>Ministers were earlier accused of putting Brexit before public health when Downing Street said the UK had decided to pursue its own scheme. Government sources insisted it had nothing to do with ideology.
>They say officials did not get emails inviting the UK to join - and they did not rule out joining future schemes.
>A UK government spokesperson said: "Owing to an initial communication problem, the UK did not receive an invitation in time to join in four joint procurements in response to the coronavirus pandemic.
>"As the (European) Commission has confirmed, we are eligible to participate in joint procurements during the transition period, following our departure from the EU earlier this year. As those four initial procurement schemes had already gone out to tender we were unable to take part in these, but we will consider participating in future procurement schemes on the basis of public health requirements at the time."
well done, lads
Cameron Young
>I NEED NAME RECOGNITION FOR STARTING A THREAD THEME GIVE ME ATTENTION AHHHHH GIVE IT TOO ME LOOK AT MY NAMMMMEEEEE IM GONNA NAMMEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH INCEL INCEL VIRGIN AHHHHH
In their defence, those Daily Mail posters assume they're talking about darkies What they fail to understand, of course, is the whole reason the darkies were brought here in the first place is because we knew they wouldn't be able to behave themselves in the society that English people had built, would chimp out, would become unmanageable and would require drastic action to put them back in line, by which point it would be "racist" to not apply it to everyone, including white English people who did nothing wrong except not realise in sufficient numbers that this is what the game was.
Liam Sullivan
because they lied about their income for years to dodge tax zero sympathy
Blake Foster
>250346522 nobody cares
Evan Williams
/cvg/ bro!!!
Caleb Evans
>I NEED NAME RECOGNITION FOR STARTING A THREAD THEME GIVE ME ATTENTION AHHHHH GIVE IT TOO ME LOOK AT MY NAMMMMEEEEE IM GONNA NAMMEEEEEEEEE
Jaxon Morgan
What was the name of the Scottish show Eddie streamed clips of last night?
Josiah Brown
Amazing how a fucking flu was enough to turn us into a bootleg version of commie China in a mere few weeks.
no *known* underlying conditions so far the other stories like that it turned out one had cancer and the other had asthma
William Gutierrez
>If even one doctor says that you are mentally ill, you can be locked up in an asylum indefinitely. My biggest fear. I knew a lad over 25 years ago who was locked up, sectioned. I knew him well, he got out after 2 years and I believe everything he told me, fuck that, I'd rather die.
Ethan Collins
Seethe
David Thomas
>irish that's all i needed to know
Oliver Roberts
LARPing newfag
Dominic Ross
>Still don't know anyone who actually has it or anyone who knows anyone who has it Thanks for the vacation hysterics
Why are British police so retarded? Who will be infected when walking alone in the countryside? Break up parties and similar things, but don't bother lone walkers.
Joshua Barnes
what did he tell you
Elijah Evans
986,000,000,000,000,000 WILL DIE IN THE UK IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS THE CFR IS 1000% THIS WILL LAST 50,000,000 YEARS
This utterly dumb omnibus law turns the entire UK into a police state and it was waved through with zero checks or balances. It's going to get real fucking interesting when they forcibly lock down london and stop people going outside - which is what this law is obviously designed to target.
Bear in mind that most plebs (ahem, """diverse""" people) in london are on zero-hours/menial/service jobs and are currently getting zero pay and zero bennies.
Jose Moore
I'm.. I'm really not handling this well lads... I'm in fucking tears, been in fucking tears all bloody day. Can't get over last night on Eddie's twitch stream... he turned into a nonce right before my very fucking eyes.
I don't know what to believe in anymore, I've given myself miles of chinese burns to calm the anguish but still the pain of knowing Eddie betrayed us will not relent. Why did he do it brit/pol/?! Why was he talking about penises to children on Omegle.. he was supposed to be the one who would protect us from the nonces but now all the signs ring true.. he's become a nonce himself. What the fuck do we do when such an incorrigible pillar of brit/pol/ joins the likes of Savile and Glitter in infamy?! Someone hold me, please. I've broken down. Years I spent following my Eddie.. and now he's everything I hated.
I'm a teacher and we've been told to prepare for reopening after the Easter holidays. The government expects this thing to be over within a few weeks based on new modelling.
Jackson Martinez
you've got an ID you dumb fuck
Brayden Brown
fucking cringe
Christian Wilson
lads my mum is going mad at me because I've been going round my girlfriends house in the evenings. How do I calm her down?
Hudson Morgan
>* * * REMINDER TO IGNORE ALL /cvg/ DOOMSPASTICS * * * sorry lad i have to ignore you
Tyler Adams
ok coofer
Aiden Anderson
I'm going to order a curry instead.
Bentley Mitchell
Hegelian dialectic.
Parker Davis
Just got back from my state-sanctioned Boriswalk lads. Thanks Boris!
am i about to spend 18 pounds to get wine delivered even though i've got a sore throat and my lungs feel weird
Wyatt Turner
Tell her to read a medical study.
Adam Sanchez
the legislation as written is utterly moronic - it has so many loopholes and I suspect the first few cases that actually end up in court will be tossed out because you can't *prove* that someone walking around outside/driving on a public street was breaking the law by not doing one of the gestapo-approved activities.
Brandon Miller
Thats fucked mate. What we doing lads, accept the mark of the beast or fight back and die (in minecraft)? Die on your feet men.
Mason Perry
>1) If even one doctor says that you are mentally ill, you can be locked up in an asylum indefinitely. This is terrifying. It is prison without due process or trivial by your peers with a potentially indefinite sentence.
Screencap this: in the future doctors will send you to a mental hospital for saying there are two genders and the men are not women.
Zachary Thomas
he’s done a number on you
Colton Jones
I'm pro-NHS but even I'm getting sick of this. >NOOOOO I HAVE TO DO MY JOOOOB NOOOOO I'M GETTING PAAAAID NOOOOO When there's loads of people wishing they could still work.
>2) If you refuse to take a coronavirus test, you will be fined £1000. This sets the precedent for forced vaccinations. OFFt. These new powers, Thank jesus. We're saved bro's! twitter actually saved us all! >infects you with government approved virus.
Walking the dog is my daily exercise. I'll go wherever there's are fewest people.
Nolan Nelson
might go for a nhs admin job get a medal probly
Christian Rodriguez
yer maw gets numbers done all over her
Noah Rivera
>I'M THE EQUIVILENT OF WOMENS' WORST ATTRIBUTES ATTENTION CRAVING AHHHH IM GONNA NAMMMEEEEEE
Today I declared a one man war against namefags, all this free time in quarantine will allow me to fuck with you in every thread from now on till the end of this shitshow. You're dead kiddo.
Londonstani here, haven't actually seen police actually trying to enforce anything, everything seems usual except most the shops are shut and there's less cars on the roads
Fee paying schools will go bust if there's no summer term
Logan Anderson
I'M NAMING OH GOD I'M NAMING LOOK AT ME I'M GONNA NAMMMEEEEEEEE
Joseph Flores
Shaddap ya fucking cocksocket dick jockey poofta
Landon Anderson
It makes sense to make laws with a lot of loopholes and leevay under these circumstances. The people are free citizens, after all. Why does the police execute these laws autistically, instead of looking at the actual danger in a given situation?
Gavin Miller
Try your hardest mate, better shitposters have tried and failed
