/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2577 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Our girl is growing so big! When will she stop?

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>When will she stop?
At 6 billion.

Just to remind ourselves that the coronavirus is a hoax:

1) Nobody dies only of the coronavirus: 99% of those who die with it have comorbidities, and the average age of death is 80.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

2) Dr John Ioannidis of Stanford University points out that the only true case-study which we have of the coronavirus shows a death-rate as low as 0.05%.

statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data

3) Pneumonia annually kills over a million people. After several months, the coronavirus has (allegedly) killed only 20,000.

4) According to Oxford University, half of Britain has already been infected with the virus for some time. Where are the results?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8148529/Coronavirus-infected-half-British-population-say-Oxford-University-experts.html

5) The tales about the overwhelming of medical infrastructure are specious. Mass hysteria, induced by the lockdowns and the media, causes many people to flood into hospitals who ordinarily would have stayed at home. Panic causes many people to flee from cities into the countryside, overwhelming health resources in areas which are ill-equipped to handle a large volume of patients. Many hospitals are _always_ overwhelmed. Doctors and nurses often go into isolation for 14 days for fear of spreading the virus, causing shortages of staff. Italy, the cause celebre of the flatten the curve narrative, had an outbreak of tuberculosis before this all began. (lewrockwell.com/2020/03/no_author/italy-is-second-country-with-coronavirus-outbreak-preceded-by-a-tuberculosis-epidemic/)

6) As Dr Wolfgang Wodarg says, we are manufacturing a pandemic by testing everybody who is ill for coronaviruses. Those who die _with_ it, not _of_ it, then get added to a meaningless pile of statistics.

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2nd place soon

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hnnngg, what will happen at 1million?

Ok, as my understanding goes the whole fucking world depended on China economically, so much that markets all over the world crashed, what makes people think that they'll face any type of retribution after this? People in charge will still think they need them

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2310 ALREADY AND THERE'S STILL 6 HOURS ON THE CLOCK
>2310 ALREADY AND THERE'S STILL 6 HOURS ON THE CLOCK
2310 ALREADY AND THERE'S STILL 6 HOURS ON THE CLOCK
>2310 ALREADY AND THERE'S STILL 6 HOURS ON THE CLOCK

>increase of 4.5 orders of magnitude in 2 months

More threads than deaths per hour. Happening over.

AAAA

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Yay
The prophesy will occur

What the fuck is this retarded cunt even talking about now?

The Han Chinese will lie
The Han Chinese will cheat
The Han Chinese will stab you in the back
The Han Chinese will undermine your civilization
The Han Chinese have no empathy
The Han Chinese is your enemy

>Barely any testing
>Faulty test kits

ass, probably

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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At six gorillion.

3 Days/10

Good luck, Corona-chan!

>Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus

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post the gif

>More threads than daily deaths in Italy
>"OMG IT'S HAPPENING"

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Italy still hasn't hit peak

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so why is the deathrate in some italian regions 6 times as high as usually this time of the year?

>ebola
>5.3
She's fucking midgets now?

Petition for Argiebro (and only Argiebro, not his shithole country) to take possession of the Falkland Islands.

hips pls

we are mega fucked,right?

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Btfo faggot

this retarded cunt

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QUICK HELP:

Should I stay in my city, where I live alone, with about 2 months supplies, where I can study peacefully/work?

OR

Should I leave, go to my parents huge house, thats on the outskirts of a less affected town, where they have supplies to last for months?

Just as user told us

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What alcohol do I buy? What's been a good source for bulk purchase? IPA? Methanol? Everclear?

are you bill are you

RIP world

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SOURCE FOR THE ADDITIONAL 50 DEATHS IN ITALY? TGCOM24 DOESN'T REPORT THEM

Deaths in France slipped under the radar

+365 today, total now 1696

Previous highest was 240, so today beats it by some margin.

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She's never going to overtake tubercolosis, r-right?

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Flu has killed way more than 2390 people in the past year.

Is this a "most disease deaths per day" record in a single day or we actually got 3k people dying of TB per day?

Oh fuck, thats actually plausible in the near future. Shes growing so goddamn fucking powerful

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>june 14th 2020
>thread 54893
>500 000 000 active cases
>OMG GUYS THE NUMBER OF THREADS MULTIPLIED BY 2000 IS LESS THAN THE NUMBER OF CASES, HAPPENING CANCELED

>we are winning

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"Due to the recent coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak, Cineworld have made the decision to close all cinemas across the UK and Ireland until further notice. We are getting in touch to let you know that we have already refunded your upcoming booking including the booking fee and you should see the full transaction amount back in your account within 3 to 5 working days. We thank you for supporting our business, and look forward to welcoming you back to our cinemas when we reopen to enjoy a full slate of film releases.", which means no screening of "Made in Abyss: Dawn of the Deep Soul" anime film.
>"Due to the recent coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak, Cineworld have made the decision to close all cinemas across the UK and Ireland until further notice. We are getting in touch to let you know that we have already refunded your upcoming booking including the booking fee and you should see the full transaction amount back in your account within 3 to 5 working days. We thank you for supporting our business, and look forward to welcoming you back to our cinemas when we reopen to enjoy a full slate of film releases.", which means no screening of "Made in Abyss: Dawn of the Deep Soul" anime film.

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE MY BUNNY CUNNY AWAY FROM ME NOOOOOO AAAAAHHHHHHHHH GOD HELP ME AAAAAHHHHHHHH

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wasting most of your money on that retarded metal only jews care about might have killed you bro.

Without fidget spinners you're not going to make it.

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lel it's pretty good at killing docs and rich boomers I don't know about 'low social profiles'

>number of threads multiplied by 10 still larger than number of dead
>happening
Stop getting excited over this nothing sandwich. China has already controlled the epidemic and it won't spread around the world.

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i heard Trump just deployed troops on the US-Canada border
please tell me this is false

It's daily peak bong, not overall.

>national pilpul

>China and Italy have more or less the same numbers of infected
>china is a larger country

How do they have to audacity to lie about their numbers? There's gotta be 10 million chinese people dead.

It's estimated to be roughly 2390 deaths from flu per day, not the entire year

What are your plans the moment shit gets really real?

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That's per day.

its deaths per day you fucking retard. learn to read

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It's fucking nothing.

>per day

The Han Chinese are Jews on steroids

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16 year old girl died in France

>catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/

fuck fuck fuck
WE TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BATS!!!!!!!!!

I'll take the bait paki, its per day

What's with the recovered overnight in the USA?

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And the epidemic Is barely starting in half of the world

NOOOOOOOOOOO THE HEBE

he's got the cross with bubbly chain though.

youtu.be/Y6LCQFox07g
Italiang scientific program talks about a Chinese chimera coronavirus based on SARS thanks to horseshoe bats
Now this has already been "debunked" by people saying that SARS-cov2 is different from the supervirus that the program talks about
But what a huge coincidence though

>daily
you retard

IPA is cuck shit and alcohol is kike shit, stop drinkimg poisons
Inna woods like right now.

Pregnancy.

what does this say I don't speak mfx

Hide under the stairs

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>ahegao commencing
HRNNNG

Got quarantined and blocked from leaving my district before I could pick up the majority of my p100 filters from my other house, this is all I have, will it do me any good?

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movie's almost done downloading!

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based oat bread poster

>be neet for three years
>always stay in doors and am happy as can be
>get a new job
>one week of work from home and I'm going crazy and hate it
what the fuck. anyone else experiencing something like this?

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>"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
>archive.is/3G21P
But if it damages my balls then where will I store my pee?

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Only 0.02% of the US is currently infected, maybe she will

Thank God humanity is gonna go extinct. Based Brazil savior of the world

tiananmen massacre
1989

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If is real then everyone on South America should be fucking scared of hues

i doubt this new strand of CoVid would reach anywhere else in the world other than SA

Unironically yes, we are fucked. Get an emergency medical certification if you don't have it already and do your part for the country.

RIP in peace, Ngubette

>stop drinkimg poisons
Why would anyone drink IPA? This is for disinfection

Have fun watching it.

It's not bad, but feels like explosion is gonna be done development wise for a while now

how long before the government kicks down your door to take your masks?

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have a good time fren

The normies are starting to an hero due to lockdown:
nypost.com/2020/03/25/british-teen-dies-after-suicide-attempt-due-to-coronavirus-fears/

low social profiles
>don't go outside or socialize with normies
>magically get infected
Does he believe this? Do boomers even attempt to make sense anymore?

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GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN KEEP GROWING
>does anyone have the original for pic related? Please anons I need it for the collection

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Is now a good time to start smoking? I don't want to die of lung failure but I don't want some kike to get my lungs after an (((accident)))

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>Ngubette

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Tear glands

SPAIN SUBSTITUTES THE MINISTER OF HEALTH DECLARATIONS, NOW THE TREASURY MINISTER GONNA SPEAK TO THE POPULATION FROM NOW ON
>SPAIN SUBSTITUTES THE MINISTER OF HEALTH DECLARATIONS, NOW THE TREASURY MINISTER GONNA SPEAK TO THE POPULATION FROM NOW ON
SPAIN SUBSTITUTES THE MINISTER OF HEALTH DECLARATIONS, NOW THE TREASURY MINISTER GONNA SPEAK TO THE POPULATION FROM NOW ON
>SPAIN SUBSTITUTES THE MINISTER OF HEALTH DECLARATIONS, NOW THE TREASURY MINISTER GONNA SPEAK TO THE POPULATION FROM NOW ON
SPAIN SUBSTITUTES THE MINISTER OF HEALTH DECLARATIONS, NOW THE TREASURY MINISTER GONNA SPEAK TO THE POPULATION FROM NOW ON

>libertaddigital.com/espana/2020-03-26/coronavirus-montero-suplanta-a-un-illa-superado-en-la-gestion-del-material-sanitario-1276654772/
OH NONONONONONONOONONOO

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Stay put and bail to your parents when supplies look sparse.

Hunker down with my white family and hope my cheapshit FMJ ammo doesn't fail.

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yes it is

I'm still NEET and it feels weird
It's like I always enjoyed knowing that there was a world out there I was ignoring
it's not the same feeling when everything has stopped

Reading this again it's one of his most sickening pieces of liquid shit.
'imagine this retarded strawman I just invented as a wild cope to potentially cover me switching my ass again, it's totally INSANE!!'

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>mutacoes
Not even two weeks of forced corona holiday and shit like this makes me laugh

Why

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I’m a fireman, can confirm, we have to do like 1hr process with paperwork to get a new mask and they only give us one at a time, it sucks, so at 3am when I use my mask I gotta fill out papers, drive to our supply house and wait for the dude to get me another one, then go back and use it again, it’s such a waste of time but they are so worried about running out they won’t just give them to us

This is a logarithmic chart you fucking idiot. Linear trend means it’s actually exponential

1 CASE IN LIBYA

MFW THE SAFEST PLACES IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW ARE WAR ZONES

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How much would the cases and deaths increase if China didnt lie?

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>the neets go outsode while to normies stay in

And a 16yo died

piss myself

>one of my Uni professors just sent an e-mail to my parents telling them i haven't signed up for their retarded online courses
>even though i made it completely clear that i'm going to drop out as soon as this semester ends and the situation with the pandemic comes to a possible end
What kind of fucking subhumans do this shit?
It's not high school anymore, maybe contact ME if you wanna say anything about my academic situation, not my parents. Piece of shit of a University.

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Oh nono no
Good luck Flamenco bros

Kek

cope

what movie?

Based

ALL ABOARD
youtube.com/watch?v=vzrEuMAKQ74&feature=youtu.be

that's actually not enough food freund. Du brauchst mehr oder du wirst gestorben.

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Does someone know how long it took to reach 500,000 people infected? And how long each 100,000 took prior to that?

Why is everyone saying Corona is mild? Saying Corona is mild because half the cases go undetected is just not true. Either it's everywhere undetected and countries are on the Italy, Spain, Iran path or they caught most of them and are on the Korea path. Either low death rate but lot's of diluted deaths or high death rate and lot's of concentrated deaths.

NORMIES GET OUT

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>6-700k+ cases
>120-150k deaths

Commie government is collapsing. Rats jump the sinking ship. Scapegoats are needed. The only thing keeping social cohesion is the national guard.

>logorithmic
if the growth is exponential then a logorithmic scale is supposed to be a line retard

Americans have no moral leadership

Literally $$$ over lives

So when do I get my neetbux?

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So Brit anons, are you going to clap for the NHS at 8pm tonight? I'm definitely fucking not

>mfw insider user was right to the t

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lol u took the bait, this retard posts that graph and troll post every day

the amount of fucked we are is yet to be determined. we are as yet an arbitrary amount of fucked.

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Get drunk and watch it all burn down.

if coronavirus doesn't hit one million infected by Tuesday I will drink burnt vegetable oil
screencap this

Anybody who wasted months even with the limited information we had would waste a month or two extra

No, Brazil is fucked too.
If you played Plague INC, go to Madagascar.

gestorben means "has died" you meant to say"sterben" muttbro

so not much

>you will get died

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user I said I'm still a NEET

Eh, it's not as if you'll have to worry about your parents for much longer anyway :^)

Spanish minister of health is a phd in Philosophy, was put on the charge only to make happy the catalan side of the socialist party. The Treasury Minister is a licensed doctor so they try to save face.

A total fuckery, as always.

5.6 ng/ml
how bout you

Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! Kurenai Densetsu

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FRENCH NUMBERS GUYS

>I will drink burnt vegetable oil
>screencap this
Not even worth, make it better at least

The numbers, Mason? What do they mean?

USA NUMBA WAN 2DAY!!11!!!!!!!!

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So we'll have over 50k today. Fucking hell, things will go fast from now.

thanks for the hi rez version, friendo.

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Aaaaand it's nothingburger. Mortality rate revised down in wuhan. The start of many revisions. You faggots just gave up your rights over a common flu.

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it wont
it will be at 850k

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EXPUROSION

thats a long name

>libertaddigital.com/espana/2020-03-26/coronavirus-montero-suplanta-a-un-illa-superado-en-la-gestion-del-material-sanitario-1276654772/

>"maybe we shouldn't have bought"

FUN IS OVER, POLITICIANS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I'M VERY VERY SCARED

This is a meme disease.

>month worth of toilet paper
>10 days worth of food
classic

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what the fuck does this move even mean
explain spain

R E A D

21 march we got 304k so 5 days 200k

The chink study on hydroxychloroquine used a dosage already proven not to work in reducing viral loads in SARS and AIDS patients over a decade ago.

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thats how its always been, except its a disease and not a war doing the killing

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uhhh, USA sweetie, what the fuck is happening?

firewood rules, once you think you have enough collect 3x more

no

archive.md/hFsRp

>CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
>CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
>CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
>CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
>CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
>CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE
CHINESE TESTS ONLY HAVE A 30% SUCCESS RATE

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>Based on official chinese reports
Into the trash it goes

Real talk, when am I going to be able to just purchase people?

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>he bought

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anyone got anymore on this thread

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call the meme doctors to crememeate your grandma, mate

>1-2%
That's Spanish flu tier

Good answer

MEME disease

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They don't wanna give details so it's more than likely

>KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! Legend of Crimson

thanks for this

basically pic related

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people getting infected, people dying, and all I get is a fucking terrible ass itch

schrodinger's fucked

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>— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
source?

raep

>closing in +50K already

70k????

Happeningfaggots won't listen. They are VERY selective which information they deem true.

They only reason with information that supports the world ending

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i think this area has the best outlook in europe desu.

sorry wifi sucks on my cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough ward

the virus has 0% mortality rate if all infected are executed instead

MEME initiative

>tfw when an east european unironically uses "mate"

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Errr guys? Were the nothingburger fags right??

dailywire.com/news/epidemiologist-behind-highly-cited-coronavirus-model-admits-he-was-wrong-drastically-revises-model

Imperial college model that caused every government on earth to shit themselves has downgraded expected deaths in the UK from 500,000 to 20,000

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Wtf happened? It was around 477k this morning. What country got niggered?

I walked by a hospital today and passed a bunch of patients and doctors outside, can you catch this just from walking past sick people even if you don't come into contact with them?

n^n infection rate when?

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Vote communist and socialist next time
You learn nothing from II Republic and Civil War

Someone explain why many countries doing barely any testing isn't a good thing? Doesn't that mean the rate of hospitalisation v infection is way down?

No way there isn't at least 100 times more infected than confirmed

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He's lost it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

many more deaths not being attributed to coronachan because of a false negative

when this is all over we'll have to just look at average deaths vs. actual deaths in the period and attribute the difference to corona.

he's not wrong, pluspoints: he's a medic

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US germany and spain got insane numbers

Rare or meme flag?

Austria Hungary was more relevant than Germany...and this initiative also includes poland,romania and the baltics

Boomers = low social profiles
He's actually right.

Starvation is coming.

eh maybe we have a extremly hardcore qurantine since we had 100 cases and great screening even before so we might escape disaster

why would these retards buy 350k tests from an unlicensed chinese manufacturer? the chinese don't give a fuck about QC or honest metric reporting

france, italy and spain

>tfw 8 years of german and can't into future tense
Does you want to get died?

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China numba good, no question laomai

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that's the way it is, brat

He's making assumptions based on nothing.

Well if some people thought that crude CFR was a good estimate of total population mortality of infected then they are faggots.

based

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CUTE!

population wide serological surveys when?

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what did they expect?
german engineering(r)?

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IT'S NOT HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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bosnia isnt that rare come on

please tell me its not over and it will get significantly worse.

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Okey now where is that user who predicted this shit in JAN.
He must know more and I need some more

>500k a few hours ago
>now it's at 520k

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I just want this to end so I can see a doctor about my anal fissure
it hurts mang

>THACC!!!

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Nicht schlimm

Revising down the mortality doesn't mean much. Italy and Spain and now France are felling that death rate whatever it is and it's bad. You can take that death rate down to 0.01% but that didn't stop Italy and Iran from collapsing.

Lol I'm getting a cool $1200 and over a month vacation over a fucking cold. It's pretty great.

Est-ce que vous voulez que je vous tue?
Here's a subjonctive

Thank you, Finland-san...

Does anyone have old pics of the same statistics?
British education, everybody