/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2576 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

Case fatality rate (CFR) by country
>Case fatality rate (CFR) by country

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Case fatality rate (CFR) by country
>Case fatality rate (CFR) by country

Case fatality rate (CFR) by country
>Case fatality rate (CFR) by country

Case fatality rate (CFR) by country
>Case fatality rate (CFR) by country

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Been a rough couple of days for coronachan but shes back with a bang today

By the end of today, the thread count will never be higher than the death count ever again.

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Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week.

ID2020's website doesn't even say anything about chipping.

id2020.org/faq
>A digital identity, as we see it is a grouping of digital identifiers. So, if you interact with any technology connected to the Internet, or to a mobile network, you have a digital identity.

This kind of stuff already exists, retards.

Godspeed Corona chan!

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Please nuke us already, we're so fucked

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me and wifey preparing dog for meal :)

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Stay tuned for when the real shitstorm hit

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YOU WILL NEVER FORCE ME INTO A FEMA CAMP
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY GUNS
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>500k
post yfw the ride never ends

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What happens to the linear scale if the logarithmic one gets exponential?

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>tfw you fucked up

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I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

Wait, you guys actually want MORE people infected?

>more threads than dead in the last hour
NOTHINGBURGER

How long have you been doing these threads, my white Argentinian?

PS.
WHERE IS CHEN QUISHI

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>more threads than deaths
>more threads than infected
kek

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one mil infected in 2 days?

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Why is the confirmed kill counts before surpassing H1N1 keep changing every thread? I thought we were at like 2.8k?

imagine dying alone haha like so sad lol good thing this won't happen to me kek :)

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If you guys are bordd in quarintine just learn to draw shit. It's fun and will help you with no fap.

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oh fugg is it really out?

“””NEW””” SURGE OF DEATHS JUST RECORDED IN UK AND ITALY

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Classmate from Wuhan telling me about what is happening with her family in China.

Apparently everyone has a bracelet in China now to track them?

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Why,? What happened in Russia?

If the first world is collapsing I don't want to think what will happen here. It was my privilege shitpost with you guys, I will shitpost until I can no longer shitpost.

Has it occurred to you niggers they could literally post any numbers on that website for infections/deaths and you'd blindly believe it?

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It's time to buy ass and kick dip. And I'm all outta ass.

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Anyone have the chart where it shows that USA was #1 in "dealing with a pandemic"?

Where do you think we are?

Ey, Bucharest bros, apparently that mass testing that'll happen here isn't obligatory. You can just refuse to be tested.

I take it he was agreeable?

ANOTHER 50 DEATHS IN ITALY

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Reposting from late last thread:
My boss sent me home for two weeks because I live with someone immunocomped. There's virtually no chance I could get them sick. Probably a greater chance I get in a car accident during my commute than anybody getting coronavirus.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 80,539 (8,215) United States 75,665 (1,100) Spain 56,197 (4,145) Germany 43,646 (239) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,712 (191) United Kingdom 9,849 (477) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,703 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,579 (36) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,316 (14) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,611 (63) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Czech Republic 1,925 (9) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Chile 1,306 (4) Pakistan 1,179 (9) Poland 1,163 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (26) Russia 840 (3) Iceland 802 (2) India 719 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Peru 580 (9) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +6,153 (+712) United States +7,454 (+73) Spain +6,682 (+498) Germany +6,323 (+33) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +815 (+38) United Kingdom +320 (+12) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +1,115 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +57 (+4) Malaysia +235 (+3) Czech Republic +271 (+3) Denmark +153 (+7) Luxembourg +120 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Pakistan +116 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece +71 (+4) India +62 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Algeria +65 (+4) Armenia +25 (+1) Morocco +50 (+4) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Kazakhstan +30 (+1) Honduras (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Someone post updated Corona Chan tit expansion gif

Yes.

boards.Yas Forums.org/gif/thread/16717559#p16725407
boards.Yas Forums.org/gif/thread/16717559#p16725407
boards.Yas Forums.org/gif/thread/16717559#p16725407

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Get that crap outta here.

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>vague shit that commonly happens
>it happens, as always
OH NO, FAIRY SKY GOD IS KILLING US ALL! I SWEAR IT'S _R_E_A_L_ THIS TIME UNLIKE THE GORILLION TIMES IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!

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EXPONENTIAL GROWTH!

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The end of the human civilization

MY LIFE FOR NER'ZHUL!!!!!

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embrace tradition

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Yeah, I remember how it was MORE THREADS THAN DEAD.
Fun times.

Nothing. It's been 3 months and people still talk to the mentally ill shill.

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If it does, it wont for very long. But if it does do so even for a few weeks, then prepare your anus.

Hello, newfren

He didn't really have a choice

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any pastabro can confirm?

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Quick, I printed some 3D masks, take them before it's too late!

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Yas Forums is calling this the biggest nothingburger in history.... Are they right?

is diarrhea a symptom?, I have a really bad diarrhea and my stomach feels like it's inflating and about to burst

>hydrochloroquine

does not actually work

Bill is melting down.

>what is a smart phone
retard

Oh yes

remember when china brag about the 2 lungs transplant? guess who's lungs is it.

Based, I didn't even know there was a movie

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I take it he was agreeable?
just look in her soulless chink eyes. you see fucking joy in killing this poor creature

Tfw no webms of dagos dropping dead in the streets
Tfw no webms of newyorkers dropping dead in the streets
Tfw no webms of fucking anyone but bugpeople dropping dead in the streets.

I think we've been had, bois

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About 1 million deaths from Corona-chan happened here.

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What's up with that name?

the end
its literally over when that happens

.

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So not really a trend down

Italy still not at the peak

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>germany
>0.5% case-fatality rate
>probably even lower in reality
time to stop the fear-mongering faggots

Asymptote.

e^e^x instead of e^x. As others said: Prepare your anus.

Remember that La 1 is ruled by communist now, as same as La Secta and Cuatro

Has he been infected?

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NEW JERSEY IS FUCKED

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One of the first things that convinced me that this was a real habbening was the vids from Wuhan showing thousands of crows descending on the city.

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Yas Forums is on suicide watch, they lost everything

>people aren't dropping dead on the streets! hospitals aren't full with people dying from JUST A FLU BRO!
Sure thing kremlinbot. +15

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It will be exponentially exponential.
Two to the power of to is four.
So, the function would be x^4.

It's okay fren you'll be safe

you change the base

people use base 10 but there's no reason not to use base 2, base 20, base 100

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Based niggerposting

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.46%) Germany (+1.40%) France (+1.66%) United Kingdom (+2.15%) Italy (+0.24%) Switzerland (+1.53%) Spain (+1.50%) Austria (+4.10%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+0.48%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+3.21%) Greece (+4.30%) Brazil (+2.80%) Japan (-0.89%) Hong Kong (+1.47%) China (+1.27%) Australia (+2.55%) Singapore (+1.75%) India (+6.32%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (+0.07%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-7%) Beijing (-4%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-20%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-14%) Rome (-64%) Milan (-44%) Berlin (-25%) Munich (-41%) Brussels (-58%) Paris (-66%) Madrid (-15%) Barcelona (-38%) London (-45%) Johannesburg (-34%) Sao Paulo (-44%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-32%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-25%) Toronto (-30%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-16%) Mexico City (-38%) Los Angeles (-28%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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If the world ending is a bad thing for you then why do you hang out here?

Asuka-fag wants to die, but he is so retarded even corona-chan ignores him.

10 year old girl has new strain of the virus in England
archive.is/chUxd
Symptoms she has:
>Temperature over 40C
>Convulsions
>Red blotchy mottled skin
>Ulcers in the mouth and down the throat
>Joint pains
>Chest pains
Children as far as Nottingham reporting similar symptoms. The girl was confirmed to have Wuhan Flu/Covid 19

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MUH EGGS

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

there are videos of dead/passed out italians on the streets tho
and give it some time for america

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>unemployment rocketing sky high
>farmers union asks for foreign workers

>government asked from some small bankrupted businessman to order FFP2 respirators
>now the government made a 11,4 million dollar deal with China, ordering gloves, glasses, suits and other protective gears
Just end this world already.

I don:t care about jewish superstition bullshit

Cool. Show me the webms then.
Oh wait you can't.

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56 deaths today

Give it to Monday potentially, reporting seems to stagnate slightly on weekends.

Can't fret over every omelette, Jack!

expential is 2^x, not x^2, user

They are coping

They are high on stimulus. Wait for pinkies in a few days.
Printed money can only do so much in a consumer economy when people physically are unable to CONSUME PRODUCT

That was a couple of hours ago. It haven't even began.

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kek

COVID and meningitis

is it slowing down?

BOOMER'D

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This.

What the fuck pastabros, we're going to lose at this rate.

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Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

>10 year old girl has new strain of the virus in England
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I could only find this
>ansa.it/sito/notizie/topnews/2020/03/26/gori-a-bergamo-212-morti-non-contati_c54cb283-4a0e-4f99-aa38-36cbb3e6b71f.html
212 unaccounted deaths in bergamo (total) over the period 1-24 march
posted h18.25 so after todays livestream

>Wait for pinkies

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yes peak was reached a couple days ago

hello slowbro, fake vids about corona virus deaths are sooooo January/February

weak b8

Nope, 1 million infected in 3 days

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You never leave your basement, how would you know?

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wtf is this

Minako Kotobuki Reaches U.K. Despite COVID-19 Travel Restrictions

Voice actress Minako Kotobuki wrote on her official blog on Wednesday that she has successfully traveled to the United Kingdom for her previously announced study trip, despite recent travel restrictions due to the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus.

Kotobuki added that, since residents are currently under a stay-at-home order, she has refrained from going out of her host family's home except to buy necessities and perform other necessary activities.

When Kotobuki announced her study abroad last October, she mentioned that she will study language and drama during her time in the U.K. She also said that she hopes to see and learn more about the world and pursue personal growth

>MUH ENGLISH STUDIES!
she cute tho

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Doogos go and hide when they don’t feel well.
As for Americans, since the hospitals presumably aren’t at full capacity yet, they’re either at home or in the ICU.
Once we get to full capacity, the casual unaffected observer will know for sure if it’s real or not.

blah blah blah when should I tour europe?

this nothingburger is peaking in two weeks in the UK according to niall ferguson. I'll give it two months at the most to work throughout

Hun math )))

Wheres San Marino? they must have lost 0.x% of their population at this point

>Stuff happens in a straight line

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This plague. The rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

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Excruciating cope

>implying it isn't COVID causing the meningitis
archive.is/wPNkU

Just imagine adding in China and Japan's real numbers. Wuhans lies have completely collapsed the global economy. Marvelous.

People in Yas Forums and /ptg/ are saying this is now the bottom; Is this true?

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It seems that she's also fucking retarded.

>wtf is this
A Jew using his poison to attack a Negro

We're already at 1 million, the confirmed cases won't reach 1 million in 3 days because there's not enough tests for that

kikes killing us all in the end. happy now?

>yes peak was reached a couple days ago

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NOTHINGBURGERFAGS BTFO

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A fine addition to my collection.

I didn't imply anything you butthurt faggot

wishing for the end of your miserable life won't make it so. nothing burger confirmed and we are officially peaked quarantine is working. second wave will be just as small as this. back to work wagies.

>trusting Yas Forums and /ptg/ on economics

lmao

Does/has anyone on here had it? With proof that you tested positive?

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i have reported every single cvg and will keep doing so, you are all schizos and massive idiots.
Yas Forums is ashamed of you!!

FRANCE
3922 NEW CASES 365 DEATHS

yes

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WHY CONTAIN IT?

Not at all, peak is 40 days to 3 months out

Here are the stats for the 3rd-largest city in Bavaria.

This OC is all for you, Yas Forums. I made it based on the city's own corona-virus ticker:
augsburg.de/aktuelles-aus-der-stadt/detail/aktuelle-informationen-zum-coronavirus-in-augsburg

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>stonks up 1000 points
Has billy weighed in on today's markets, did you buy the chip dip?

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I fucking love the lil Corona-chan

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>trusting Yas Forums and /ptg/ on any matter ever

lmao

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Want to make bets on when DudeBroland will go back on their 200 IQ #herd citizens? I give them one week max

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autistic coronavirus analysis keeping cvg redpilled

S'COOL

I know but imagine if there is a guy living with her there and also a weeaboo
>she has refrained from going out of her host family's home except to buy necessities and perform other necessary activities
It'll come a day that she needs the urge to fuck so the guy there is gonna get some good anime seiyuu moaning while fucking
>she hopes to see and learn more about the world and pursue personal growth
yeah about getting pregnant by some chav soon or later, that's the personal growth she's gonna get

+365 death in France
HAPPENING IS ON

Very slightly in Italy, maybe.

Overall? Not a fucking bit.

Why did the US go from 394 recovered to 1,863 overnight?
are they starting to take notes from china?

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'S'cool

this desu

yes he also said in an interview that old people are dying in their homes
gonna try and find it it was in italian

Whoever that faggot satanist was saying he'd devour my bones. I hope you know I'll legit rape your fucking corpse. You satanist fuck prepare for this to be your fate

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Fake news - it was likely an asympotomatic kid with another illness. NHS doctors are just retarded

Get out, normie.

RIP, Mugi.

>Convulsions
>Red blotchy mottled skin
>Ulcers in the mouth and down the throat
That's stereotypical drug allergy.

fucking grim

Was quarantined and blocked from leaving my district before I could pick up the majority of my p100 filters from my other house, this is all I have, will it do me any good?

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very few

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hon hon hon

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Yas Forums is just full of delusional bullfags

>it's real
oh shit

Check TomTom traffic data for all Chinese cities except wuhan... Shanghai, Beijing, Tianjin all normal traffic.

This virus is serious, but the economic collapse and supply chain panic is a hoax.

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FUCK...... PIERRE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ???

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I think its more like x^(x^2) as opposed to x^4. The equations are the same when x = 2, but when we're looking at something like x = 9, not so much

>France just authorised hydroxychloroquine + Azithromycin along with lopinavir/ritonavir for cov19 for everyone as long as you agree with it

Our boy did it, its ogre.

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more people died from lightning strikes today. fact.

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No, it is speeding up.

it works. The study that libfags keep citing is one that doesn't use antibiotics and a very small number of patients with no control group. The same way the same libfags keep citing that retard who drank fish tank cleaner as why it's dangerous. Though unlike /ptg/ fags I know it's because the media is shilling for Gilead's drugs which do the same shit but aren't generic.

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but still some, even thong leotard

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euronews.com/2020/03/21/italian-mayor-claims-the-true-death-toll-from-covid-19-likely-to-be-much-higher
found this

can someone post the updated coronachan gif? .gifs of dogs being cooked alive and suicide webms were still active but only the coronachan exponential tits ones 404d.

it increased from 510k to 519k in less than 30 minutes. If corona-chan keeps up this pace she's going to reach 600k by tonight, 800k by tomorrow and a million by the weekend.

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Fucking kek

fightdogmeat.com/2016/08/02/china-husband-of-the-happy-wife-dog-butcher-sends-us-all-a-message/

such a vibrant culture. Chinaman is the enemy of ALL civilized world

Are we powerless against the boomers?

Would risk getting Corona'd for
Still, how the fuck is the UK still allowing flights in?

> this is a bat virus that lived in bats for 100 years and then jumped species! bats carry it their entire lives!
> some bats get corona'd and die in hours
umm...

How France is keeping their numbers low?

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>fact
no.

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Seems like you krauts are the only country with a good health system

What mental illness is this?

What were the timeframes between 100k, 200k, 300k, 400k and 500k?

China bans foreigners to stop spread of corona virus. Nothingburgers wrong again.
archive.is/RJ6tp

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NEW YORK
>NEW YORK
NEW YORK

+4,292 NEW CASES, +19 DEATHS
>37,258 TOAL INFECTED, 385 DEAD
+4,292 NEW CASES, +19 DEATHS
>37,258 TOAL INFECTED, 385 DEAD
+4,292 NEW CASES, +19 DEATHS
>37,258 TOAL INFECTED, 385 DEAD
+4,292 NEW CASES, +19 DEATHS
>37,258 TOAL INFECTED, 385 DEAD
+4,292 NEW CASES, +19 DEATHS
>37,258 TOAL INFECTED, 385 DEAD
+4,292 NEW CASES, +19 DEATHS
>37,258 TOAL INFECTED, 385 DEAD

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Based Panoramix! Give us your magic potion so we can defeat Corona!

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second wave of infections are still due

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The blacked doujinshis looks like they did the work and make her want go to overseas

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>2.3K deaths today
She's taking rank#2 today, unless the UK hides their numbers.

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It amazes me how gullible and stupid you people are to just believe blind numbers posted on a fucking website. I have no hope for humanity.

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Huh...
I'm surprised that Shadman didn't get into his game with Corona-chan. Usually, he's good with it.

this virus spreads at 1.3^x
you're confusing quadratic with exponential function

that"s just withdrawal from not taking BBC the whole week of the quarantine.

>corona is a hoax
>da jeeeeeeeeewss

I mean I hate Israel just as any other fella but come on...

>19 DEATHS

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Maybe that drug actually works.

Don't be an idiot.
The counter increases when a country reports again-

If you were there a second before the Italy update the increase would have been 6,203 per second...

>23k dead
>100k plus recovered

yep it’s nothing unless you’re already fucked up

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>What happens to the linear scale if the logarithmic one gets exponential?
It gets really steep.

Ah they are on the blame others phase again. Good, morons who want to go to china should be prevented from doing so.

Reminder that you can reuse N95 masks/filters if sterilised in an over at 70c for 30minutes with no loss to filtration
archive.vn/aYBJi

That evil smile, how much of a subhuman psycho you need to be to enjoy watching and doing that

or the only one making good lies

this kind

youtube.com/watch?v=80R0aa8zWAM

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+365 death today, what are you talking about

Yummi

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- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- January 31: 10,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 21: 300,000 cases
- March 24: 400,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases

What page is that in the book of revelations?

That's with a testing shortage and them only testing those that require hospitalization. Here in NY, we're pretty much doomed.

This fucking retarded theory was already disproven

NO BRAKES! C'EST PARTI MON KIKI!

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fuck off bill

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

i am sick of this shit

tryhard cringe

official discord server pls join
PqbCzq

Everything that happens in Israel fulfills some prophesy

Fucking crazy animals

Its actually over

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on the good side of things the gypsies will die the fuck out if we are lucky

>BOOM

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is there subs yet?

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>So, if you interact with any technology connected to the Internet, or to a mobile network, you have a digital identity.
good for a sec I was worried

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most of the cases got tested positive in the last few days give em time

Not in combination with the antibiotic

The Han Chinese will lie
The Han Chinese will cheat
The Han Chinese will stab you in the back
The Han Chinese will undermine your civilization
The Han Chinese have no empathy
The Han Chinese is your enemy

haha
fuck

islam was right about women

Shut up you roman spy! Panaromix and his magic potion will save the Gaul and the world!

YES
MORE DEATH FOR THE CHAOS GODS

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I'm sure you're all surprised.
In fact, we are currently out of the office under the influence of COVID-19!
Except for the shopping and exercise you need
I'm relaxing at home ~

Even so, there are various discoveries every day.
"I couldn't speak English well"
"Creative is still fun"
"I see! Do you interpret that way?"
Such as exciting every day.

OH NONONONON MUGI IS DEAD FOR SURE

>using a meme website as source

Croatia bro with the logic

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>Italy still not at the peak
Tomorrow.
Then it's your turn, mutt.

LiPo batteries also contain Cobalt, that fume is highly cancerous

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N-nooo not my batturinos

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b-but they’re permeable

Just like kikes.

>misconstruing case fatality risk as a raw ratio
>so you can woman logic it like a homo to convince yourself that its just the flu, bro
it must be amazing to be this fucking stupid
every fucking day must be awesome to him

if there's something that's actually gonna cause the virus to mutate fast, is throwing random medication at it for a 10% effectiveness chance

Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

>what it feels like to chew 5 chipotle
ayyyyyy

WA BROS GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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noice, I only need Made in Abyss film now

At least they didn't have to cook the dog themselves

>they're gonna give us a unique digital identity
>omg dat means they're gonna microchip us wtf bill gates!!!

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coronachan on life support

feels bad man

change H*n Ch*n*s* to Non-White and it applies to the whole world

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why are we so fucked up

Ends? It hasnt even begun

>19 dead
fucking nothing

bootlicker

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not an argument

...

>Seems like you krauts are the only country with a good health system
Thanks.
For the duration of the corona virus pandemic, I hope that I never have to see the inside of a hospital.

you don't want larger coronachan boobs?

>MARK OF THE BEAST BRO

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debt fueled growth so that the wealthy can continue to LARP their god-king fantasies

as long as they're niggers, jews, or chinks.

Virus being defeated

Women are taking this one pretty hard.

>Israel
>2,666 (8)

I've been recording Beijing since forever, it's been somewhere between -50% and -5% all day

Normal would be between -10% and +10% all day

NY reports the daily deaths typically around 9pm EST. The amount of dead is most likely around 100 as it has been.

>that face
corona-chan, formerly corona-san

stop with the anti-semitism

Oily ass nigger

oy vey

>namefags

Fuck off fed.

how?

This, it’s only about 3PM in NYC.

twitter.com/Conflits_FR/status/1243244616373219336

A 16-year-old girl died of #coronavirus in Ile de France. (Jérôme Salomon)
REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU TOLD ME IT WAS ONLY BOOMER