/hue/volution - BOLSONARO'S IMPEACHMENT - MUTATION OF CORONA IN RIO

BRAZIL IS GOING TO COLLAPSE, THERE IS POLITICAL SOCIAL AND PANDEMIC CHAOS GOING ON. BOLSONARO HAS DISMISSED THE PANDEMIC AS A "PETTY FLU", BUT THE COUNTRY WILL BE FOREVER RESHAPED BY THIS FLU

>CONGRESSMEN TRYING TO FORCE RESIGNATION OF BOLSONARO BY REOPENING CORRUPTION CHARGES AGAINST HIS SONS
valor.globo.com/politica/coluna/a-carta-da-renuncia.ghtml

>OPPOSITION HAS FINALLY ALIGNED THEMSELVES TO IMPEACH BOLSONARO
politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,ou-bolsonaro-renuncia-ou-fazem-impeachment-dele-diz-lula,70003248388

>CORONAVIRUS IS TARGETING MOSTLY PEOPLE AROUND 30-39 YEARS OLD IN THE CITY OF RIO, INDICATING MUTATION
g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2020/03/26/covid-19-no-rio-afeta-os-mais-jovens-na-faixa-entre-30-e-39-anos-diz-levantamento-da-prefeitura.ghtml

>THE SPREAD OF INFECTION IN BRAZIL IS EQUAL OR HIGHER THAN ITALY
g1.globo.com/bemestar/coronavirus/noticia/2020/03/20/ritmo-de-contagio-do-coronavirus-no-brasil-esta-igual-ao-registrado-na-italia-e-acelerando-aponta-unesp.ghtml#G1-POST-TOP-1H-item-sel-7,top,ecaf5db4-293a-4897-aa74-6861f1f2c638

THERE ARE 2600 CONFIRMED INFECTIONS AND 63 DEATHS, BUT OBVIOUSLY THE NUMBER IS MUCH HIGHER

DEAR CHRIST, VIRGIN MARY PLEASE SAVE US

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>that image
Yas Forums is such a collective colonial wet dream. Emasculated manbabies yearning for their power fantasies to become a reality.

>Projection: The Post

you are actually right, but I need to bait people to get things going here

Fuck, imagine the intestinal parasites coming out of that ass..

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Is that a pull start string coming out of her ass?

CHECKED. No she has worms from living in the jungle like an animal.

Stop making these retarded fake news threads braindead monkey.

>globo
>estadao
>folha
>fake news
Lmao

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>your face
>vs the girl he tells you not to worry about

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>PANDEMIC AS A "PETTY FLU",

What was it the Mayor of London said when the Great Fire began? "A woman might piss it out." Good luck with that.

So would natives just free bleed or what? Fucking hell cunts probably had little period blood dingleberries, yum yum tasty

didn't that solve a plague though?

>DEAR CHRIST, VIRGIN MARY PLEASE SAVE US
praise kek brother. haysoos is busy.

General Mourao SURGE

PMDB will rise again!
All hail PMDB!!!!

Fucking retard pulling conclusions from this ass. Also, garbage sources.
Get fucked.

DEM is the new PMDB nowadays, PSDB is still PSDB tho

Clearly Terça Livre is a great source of news right?

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wait a minute... was it Jim...Morrison?
did he have a naked.... indian with him?

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>tfw no native waifu to sit on my face and fart

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yes

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hnnng

Full of commie chills in /pol this pass few days. There's only oposition in Brazil, OP MAV piece of shit. Yes our "center" is also leftist and marxists you dumbfuck, pmdb, mdb or whatever are just passive useless trash party that let our country be forever a third world country, just a bunch of morons.
The crisis is global and is cause by the communist chinese, and what is the big brain monkey IQ genius idea of yours?! Believing them!
Besides, you just quote corrupted news network. Globo and Estadão, 2 trash communist hellhole that helps promote fake news since they were founded! Grow up, stupid ass mutt.

POST MORE YOU HUE HUE MONKEY WHO IS SHE

>tfw not able to join on capt cooks discovery of Hawaii in the pacific
>tfw no qt Hawaiian princess to suckle my dickle

>Hawaiians
>Being anything close to amerindian goddesses

kys burger

Hello my gnostic olavete friend. How does it feel to be slave to power? How does it feel to be a slave of a moronic leaders that desire nothing but your demise and slavery? How does it feel the need to have an enemy, the need to always be on the edge and always striving for something that you will ultimately never get? I understand how people in Yas Forums ultimately slide into thinking that general suffering ultimately makes us stronger, but in reality it only makes you addicted to it.

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It’s just a fuckin little coof nigger. If you’re a young healthy male you have nothing to worry about. What are gonna have the sniffles for a few days? So fuckin what

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This nigger can't even english properly. The absolute state of bolsokeks

India Ayara

Would Mourao be a better President compared to Bolsonaro? From what I'm seeing, Bolsonaro has no support from congress, no party support, no support from state governors. I know he has a strong voting base (including my dad who keeps defending him), but I don't think it will last for much longer. Would Mourao calm things down? All I care about is for Sergio Moro to keep up the investigations and someone to keep PT/PSOL etc away from power.

Blacks are very superstitious, if they suspect someone has the virus they'll kill them and burn them, Bolsonaro is just looking to get rid of the waste population.

Yes, fake news, our growth rate is nowhere near most euro countries.

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>virus mutates
>we must impeach
God please allow this to happen so I can finally cleanse this cursed land from commies.

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Post moar ass you huehuehue fags.

It almost happened
>metropoles.com/distrito-federal/entorno/casa-de-gravida-e-apedrejada-apos-boatos-de-contagio-por-covid-19

bolsonaro just a few days ago gave a press conference where he said he thought the virus is just a "media trick" and that brazil will be doing the complete opposite of every other nation, and is not going to be putting brazil into any kind of lockdown or doing any kind of containment procedures.

he is a fucking moron of monumental proportions. he also genuinely believes the holocaust happened and kisses netanyahus ass.

They won't do this right now because we'll enter in absolute chaos.
Also, I overheard some conversation with average Brazilian people (receptionist, security, outsourced, etc.) and surprise: they agreed with Bolsonaro.

>brazil will be doing the complete opposite of every other nation
No, measures haven't changed at all.

>is not going to be putting brazil into any kind of lockdown
We've been on semi-lockdown for over a week now and the health ministry's strategy is not changing, we will still ramp up containment procedures in a regional basis based on growth rates and have been building hundreds of respirators and tens of thousands of ICUs to brace for the peak.
youtube.com/watch?v=MC4uwE7NYE8

You are the moron.

How long before the boogaloo starts? I'm scared and we have no guns. FUCK BRAZIL SHITHOLE

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imagine breeding that and producing only daughters haha
imagine that being your concubine while you produce white sons and daughters with your wife haha
haha why do brown girls give me boners and the urge to breed haha
niggers are still repulsive btw haha

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> only manbabies like native bunda.
I'm sorry not all of us can be enlightened homosexual cum-guzzling guttersluts like you.

u okay? you're sweating a lot user

Should have believed that user.
Funny thing is that it seems to have mutated to affect more women than men as well.

I'm a spaniard by blood and paper
of course I'm fucking sweating

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Lmao it's a nothing burger, we have less cases than European first world countries like Portugal.

Flatten that curve, kyke.

>Would Mourao be a better President compared to Bolsonaro?
Yes.

>Would Mourao calm things down?
No. He would restore order. The only reason impeachment didn't happen on day one is that the opposition fears Mourão. They want to let the country burn so they can return to power in 2022.

For all his talk, Bolsonaro has been too fearful to ever actually challenge the left in Congress and courts. He's such a coward that he let the Supreme Federal Tribunal rule on matters in which it had no authority. Mourão would have arrested them by now.

>All I care about is for Sergio Moro to keep up the investigations and someone to keep PT/PSOL etc away from power.
Bolsonaro constantly undermines Moro's efforts to fight crime.

Rio de Janeiro City has beaten the virus and is gradually phasing out the lockdown. Brazil’s President Captain Bolsonaro’s views have been widely and wildly vindicated. President Captain Bolsonaro has asked governors and mayors to order an immediate end of the lockdown policy and to isolate old people and immunodeficient folks. The rest should be back at work as soon as possible. That was this generation’s Blitz and Brazil has prevailed with flying colors. It must be great being Brazilian today.

>THERE ARE 2600 CONFIRMED INFECTIONS AND 63 DEATHS, BUT OBVIOUSLY THE NUMBER IS MUCH HIGHER
why are you so hysterical?

He has been spamming these dumb threads for a while now with the same few coomerbait pics.

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Hues tell me, is it warm and sunny in Brazil now, where the virus is spreading?

Meh I dont care let the faggot keep posting them
I like the eye candy I already know that Corona is just total BS

Now that is the type of poor, young, savage favella monkey I fantasize about when I jack off to brazilian women
h-hot

Martial Law when?

It has been 20-30c at the epicenter, the virus doesn't seem to care about weather, winter starts in June so we have influenza to worry about too.

>I'm a spaniard by blood and paper
el monstruo de andalucía...

>my great grandmother is Andalusian
How did you know?

i love you

And if he dies? Would you fags like to see the president of congress or senate in charge? Are you guys fucking retarded? If the virus is pure aids created by the chinese communist party to fuck the democracy's and economy of the west, don't you think that Mourão has high chances of kicking the bucket?
Fuck my way of talking in english you faggot mothatfucker. My education came from your lula, fucking faggot.
Now, if is a psyops also created by the ccp we are not that bad. Only big city mofos may get fuck, but all the essentials are working, just try to avoid the necessity of a hospital for the next few months, i know that you may need for another shit in the near future but try to hold on your guts if you get slice by a facão.

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>don't you think that Mourão has high chances of kicking the bucket?
not any higher than bolso after getting stabbed, the nigger has to fake push-ups with his head
pathetic
also
>blaming his monkey-tier english on lula

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Yay
The plan worked!
Who would have thought the Amazon would tremble from a tiny leaf bringing coronachan to the land of Huezil

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What do you call this style of woman? I want to know where to find it