/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2575 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 510,645 (+39,677) ► Died: 23,028 (+1,750)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 199 countries and territories infected —
— 4,579 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
archive.is/3G21P

All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
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First "recovered" in Spain hospital died 36 hours later
archive.is/CVLcu

Worker at US hospital where nurses wear trash bags dies from COVID
archive.is/YSMlK

Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
archive.is/7LFPM

>RESEARCH
In France, half in intensive care under 50 years old
archive.is/B9viJ

Survivors will be immunocompromised
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"Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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27 year old dies, no underlying diseases
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"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
archive.is/nZNgJ

>REMINDER
China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

Corona wipes $5 trillion off world stocks
archive.is/QzYnn

21 million fewer cellphone users in China
archive.is/U3pPA

Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/JVGQ5

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
17:08: 6,153 new cases and 662 new deaths in Italy.
16:41: First death in Kenya.
16:34: First death in Honduras.
16:29: 171 new cases and 5 new deaths in Ecuador.
16:15: 65 new cases and 4 new deaths in Algeria.
16:07: 560 new cases in Pennsylvania, United States.
16:04: 108 new cases in Mississippi, United States.

>MORE
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plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/plymouth-girl-10-diagnosed-covid-3980817
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youtu.be/80R0aa8zWAM
elmundo.es/internacional/2020/03/26/5e7b47fc21efa081408b458c.html
archive.is/chUxd
spiegel.de/politik/ausland/corona-krise-frankreich-bittet-bundeswehr-um-hilfe-a-8faf1483-e61d-4771-8eaa-6dfd2d660148
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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fuck the chinks, and their buttboy traitor pizzaniggers

Another victim of Corona Virus.

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>WANT SOME CHINK FOOD?

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BASED DESERT SHAMAN DROPS THE RED PILL ON COVID19

youtube.com/watch?v=WVW_ojMziNY&t=87s

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>HOW ABOUT THIS?

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FUCK CHINKS
NUKE CHINA

Damn... It's so sad, everyone is d-
>corona-chan edits
nvm

thanks singapore user for the gif

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Remember when the Internet goes down all traces of Corona-Chan will be erased so print out your shit

messy hair fucking when ?

NETHERLANDS TRUST THEIR CITIZIENS AND WON'T APPLY A LOCK DOWN, "THEY ARE TOO INTELLIGENT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO"
>NETHERLANDS TRUST THEIR CITIZIENS AND WON'T APPLY A LOCK DOWN, "THEY ARE TOO INTELLIGENT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO"
NETHERLANDS TRUST THEIR CITIZIENS AND WON'T APPLY A LOCK DOWN, "THEY ARE TOO INTELLIGENT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO"
>NETHERLANDS TRUST THEIR CITIZIENS AND WON'T APPLY A LOCK DOWN, "THEY ARE TOO INTELLIGENT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO"
NETHERLANDS TRUST THEIR CITIZIENS AND WON'T APPLY A LOCK DOWN, "THEY ARE TOO INTELLIGENT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO"

OH NONONONONONONONNOONONONONONONON AQUAFRESH ON SUICIDE WATCH

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What killed the hype?

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g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2020/03/26/covid-19-no-rio-afeta-os-mais-jovens-na-faixa-entre-30-e-39-anos-diz-levantamento-da-prefeitura.ghtml

1/3 CASES IN RIO DE JANEIRO AFFECTED 30-39 YEAR OLD VICTIMS!!!

BAT STRAIN INCOMING??

ID2020's website doesn't even say anything about chipping.

id2020.org/faq
>A digital identity, as we see it is a grouping of digital identifiers. So, if you interact with any technology connected to the Internet, or to a mobile network, you have a digital identity.

This kind of stuff already exists, retards.

Due to the limited amount of masks available, the only ones left are being handed out in a lottery. Roll.

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Fuck chinks

NOT SO FAST US of A

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>mfw neither the Boomers nor the Joomers can escape Corona-chan's embrace

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Fucking Chinks need to be barred from international travel for spreading this shit, unclean disgusting motherfuckers.

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at least first kill and cook it. why?

>no trimmed bush

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>potheads
>remembering any basic skills

>NETHERLANDS TRUST THEIR CITIZIENS AND WON'T APPLY A LOCK DOWN, "THEY ARE TOO INTELLIGENT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO"
LMAO NETHERLANDS IS FUCKING DEAD

How often does this actually happen?

digits=first country to fall into anarchy

>elaborate
unemployment is 700% higher than the worst unemployment in american history

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DUTCH GOING FULL HERD

>LOWRIDEDUHH

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50 deaths just got added to Italy

10 YEAR OLD GIRL HAS NEW STRAIN OF THE VIRUS IN ENGLAND.

Symptoms she has:
>Temperature over 40C
>Convulsions
>Red blotchy mottled skin
>Ulcers in the mouth and down the throat
>Joint pains
>Chest pains

Children as far as Nottingham reporting similar symptoms.

The girl was confirmed to have Wuhan Flu/Covid 19

plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/plymouth-girl-10-diagnosed-covid-3980817

The chink is strong in this one. Corona chan yearns for his soul, hand it over.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 80,539 (8,165) United States 75,665 (1,100) Spain 56,197 (4,145) Germany 43,646 (239) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,712 (191) United Kingdom 9,849 (477) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,703 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,579 (36) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,316 (14) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,611 (63) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Czech Republic 1,925 (9) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Chile 1,306 (4) Pakistan 1,179 (9) Poland 1,163 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (26) Russia 840 (3) Iceland 802 (2) India 719 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Peru 580 (9) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +6,153 (+662) United States +7,454 (+73) Spain +6,682 (+498) Germany +6,323 (+33) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +815 (+38) United Kingdom +320 (+12) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +1,115 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +57 (+4) Malaysia +235 (+3) Czech Republic +271 (+3) Denmark +153 (+7) Luxembourg +120 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Pakistan +116 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece +71 (+4) India +62 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Algeria +65 (+4) Armenia +25 (+1) Morocco +50 (+4) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Kazakhstan +30 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Kenya +3 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Wait until tonight then it's pasta la vista!

youtu.be/80R0aa8zWAM

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rollin'

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mostly tourists go to amsterdam to smoke ganjabis, the locals don't really care for it.

defend this pasta niggers

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What percentage of the infected stay asymptomatic (never sick, never tested)?

woah, checked

Will there still be new tiddie every 100k?

Well done user, well done

patient zero

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we should all just get corona and let the weaklings die

nice. a game I play also did a quarantine sale kek

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> people still buying food products from Chyna
Read the fucking labels people!!

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imagine being a birdy mommy bringing food for your baby birdies and some chink is just eating your babies and munching on them like a snack

we are pretty stable at 40k+ per day, it wont suddenly jump to +150k

Monthly deaths in the city of Bergamo since January 2010. Data for March 2020 is only for 2/3 of the month.

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ffs fucking monkeys. enough is enough lads. all those videos, infographs etc that are circulating in here should reach the normies. all the proofs about niggers, jews, feminists and every other earth-cancer should be widely known. its the least we can do for the new post-corona world.

I'd say thats not funny but they should have split. Not try to stop the car.

tfw Corona-chan made me racist
I didn't give a fuck about chinks until now but holy fuck

watch out!

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This virus isnt killing fast enough. Y'all were wrong

What a Chad. He probably survived it as well.

Name the new US currency. Ideas:
>trumpbux
>republic credits
>fedcoin
Finally USG can:
>track every dollar and every transaction in real time
>no more taxes, they can just mine as much as they want for government spending purposes
>get rid of inflation and deflation by just dividing every dollar in existence by an arbitrary amount
>solves conterfieting and coin melting problems

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>Neanderthals
>Smart

Really? I like this actor, even though I can’t remember his name. He was good in Mozart in the Jungle

Metal

taking the dog for a wok
heh.

Basado
>does anyone have the original of pic related?

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state of thots

Is this actual unemployment or their rigged unemployment?
Apparently the rigged version excludes millions in the working age because (((reasons))). You have ot actually be looking for work to be included. Perma-neets are not included. What's the official black unemployment number?

Based US of A poster

77 get

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Im ready for a vacation in Paris are you?

>tfw to intelligent too save lives

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Some made the gif yet? I need it for science!

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I like the video of the guy who bought a beehive suit and attacked a wasp hive while dancing like a fucking retard

Live on the other end of the country and boomer parents wanted me to come weather the quarantine there before lockdown
>N-no mom tv doctors say it's too dangerous
Wew

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source?

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.56%) Germany (+1.15%) France (+1.35%) United Kingdom (+2.09%) Italy (+0.16%) Switzerland (+1.41%) Spain (+1.23%) Austria (+4.10%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+0.16%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+2.67%) Greece (+4.30%) Brazil (+2.52%) Japan (-1.10%) Hong Kong (+1.31%) China (+1.18%) Australia (+2.26%) Singapore (+1.54%) India (+6.32%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (+0.07%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-9%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-67%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-27%) Rome (-45%) Milan (-31%) Berlin (-39%) Munich (-42%) Brussels (-56%) Paris (-50%) Madrid (-15%) Barcelona (-25%) London (-41%) Johannesburg (-34%) Sao Paulo (-44%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-31%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-15%) Mexico City (-38%) Los Angeles (-59%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>TWO people in their 20s hospitalized in Ontario
guys no it's not supposed to kill us young bros...

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Pregnant soon I hope

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plague doctor or bust

No one in this shithole (Philly) follows the governor order to stay home. BUT all businesses are shut down. Fucking kikes. They are ruining our economy. Fuck boomers

Let's see what's in japanese telev-CUTE

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o hell

roll

garbage thread

sage

it dosent work like that

I LOVE THIS ONE KEK

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How are we meant to know that? It could be you right now ready to infect and kill your parents.

>mfw california is laughing at new york
>mfw when 9 million new yorkers to 39 million californians
>mfw when california blows new york numbers out of the water

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You know what to do
Dont let them land in Normandy the next time

Quentin Pedophilo

>we are pretty stable at 40k+ per day
LOL

we already hit 40k today, there are 6 hours left

NOTHINGBURGERFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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time to jerk off again

>check my state map (NC)
>200+ cases in Mecklenburg
I guess its expected because there's a bunch of elderly homes/residents but still what the fuck. Don't fucking tell me that the democrat demon parasites actually flew into the airport to spread their coof AIDs, fuck off we're full.

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>tfw two intelingent

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>they cannot turn away an applicant, harass a tenant or evict someone who has or appears to have COVID-19.
>province's Human Rights Tribunal to weigh in, said Govender, but in her view, contracting COVID-19 "very much qualifies" as a disability

Guys if you have COVID you are disabled and cannot be discriminated against.

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I had a dream last night that I went on a beautiful date with coronachan that ended with me feeling up her big juicy tits in a hotub/jaccuzi. What does it mean?

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see

Source is paid news so I let the link just in case people claim I don't say the truth
>elmundo.es/internacional/2020/03/26/5e7b47fc21efa081408b458c.html

It doesnt stop.

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Here's an archive.is link for OP.
10 year old girl has new strain of the virus in England
archive.is/chUxd

spiegel.de/politik/ausland/corona-krise-frankreich-bittet-bundeswehr-um-hilfe-a-8faf1483-e61d-4771-8eaa-6dfd2d660148

Just how bad will this get?

user....

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Traitors? Being infected means being a traitor?

>her run
it's like an NPC suddenly switching animations without a proper transition

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Rolling

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anyone have the updated chart for today?

Rollereino

What is their endgame?

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Rollin for effect

heh

RABIES
IS
VALID

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