Brit/pol/ - Tax Doesn't Have To Be Taxing Edition

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>UK government unveils aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053914

>NHS uses tech giants to plan crisis response
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52053565

>Police get new powers to enforce protection
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52053527

>Coronavirus cough attacks a crime, says prosecution chief
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52052880

>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498

>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003

>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

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*goes outside for essential beer*

>muh 3.4% death rate

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Eddie.

568 TRILLION WILL DIE, THIS WILL LAST FOR AT LEAST 250,000 YEARS

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youtube.com/watch?v=DoJSiK2gElQ

YOU'RE FUCKING NICKED SON

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what gives?

The super nonce, that cant be stopped

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Daily reminder if your not already preparing your vehicles for the coming mad max style apocalypse your too late

Is Eddie a scouser?

>"HALF A MILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE, SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING"
>"A-actually 20k at most"
What do I think about this revelation?

What was this about borisbux and £10k

They are more full of shit than India lad.

wish i was as freedom pilled as eddie and could do a stream tonight
but i lack the cahones
even when drunk

Been busy finishing up my wormery today. Since a few of you were interested I took a few pics. So far this cost me only the price of the worms. Everything else I had kicking around. The bath I got free on gumtree. The pallet I found on some wasteground.
>1 of 8.
I cut a pallet in half to stand the bathtub on. Then cut up the other half to form a frame to allow the worm juice to drain away. Covered it in some wire I had kicking around for added strength.

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what's it like in your country? yesterday the news reported just 10 deaths in india, which i find hard to believe for obvious reasons.

eddie's a nonce

What does Peter Hitchens think.

brit/pol/ can't accept that this is the biggest happening since the black death. they think it's just going to go away soon.

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No he's Scottish you fucking newfag

>2/8
Lined it with 2 layers of old, used weedblocker and then a layer of sand. Pictures are a bit shit because of gardening gloves and not really trying.

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Getting 10k of boris in the next week or so

the current CFR and infection rate estimates are putting the death count at 40-50 million for the UK alone.

>3/8
A layer of cardboard out of the recycling bin and then some paper packaging that came with my car parts.

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It's exercise I SWEAR, it's muh beer run.I just walk back
*points out a coofing bastard behind you*

do a stream mate

the biggest happening was last nights stream you fucking newfag

Thank fuck for that, you're a boring cunt.

I had worms when I was little, dad had to go to the chemists and get a special powder for me to drink to make them go away, made the inside of your arse itch

Got a source or more info mate?

>4/8
A layer of grass clippings from my garden waste bin that the council is no longer collecting due to winnie the flu.

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he wishes he was scottish you fucking newfag

>5/8
A layer of leaves from my borders that the cunt of a tree sheds every year.

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Don't be like mong Timmy

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>6/8
I needed to clean my red chip stones from around the front lawn so riddled them over the leaves and got a nice layer of fine soil.

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Pretty cool. What you planning on doing with the worms after?. Sorry, I'm a newfag.

i think you'd be surprised
but it's an empty statement of course because i'll never have to prove it
unless something really fucked up happens

>Haven't seen gf of 5 months since monday because her mum won't let her leave the house
>She's says she's scared about losing me and shit because we might not see each other for weeks
>I've still been going out for walks every day, usually driving
>She gets pissy about me not taking it seriously and gives me the silent treatment
>She is now close to losing me because I'm sick of her getting pissed off over nothing

Sorry for the non-politics but why are women so fucking retarded

>7/8
Cut some old fencing to size to make a cover. I will finish it off tomorrow by adding some strapping to the back to fix it all together and will put some handles on it.

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aint you got to wait till june

>8/8
Added the worms I have. Will be ordering some more to boost numbers but they will breed until they reach maximum capacity and will then stop. They self-regulate numbers. These are tiger worms and they will compost all my kitchen waste eventually. Producing worm juice that will run out of the plughole. This is the best plant food you can get. Every once in a while I can harvest the worm castings and use them to make compost tea for extra plant food too.

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why are you all so desperate to defend the nonce that is eddie?

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It was in one of the first downing street announcements any business that gets full rate relief gets a 10k grant to tide them over during the months ahead

*Yawn*

>250337919
>250338022
How long have you been on the schizo spectrum, lad?

>Business relief

stop bullying him

keep streaming for the lads

Apparently not.

My mate got his done yesterday and it's supposed to be in end of month / beginning of next

Do it

Noice.

why is it so hard to show evidence?
if you're so concerned about catching a nonce
where is diligent documentation of the crime?
why is eddie not being arrested?
i already posted 2 clips above, neither damning

Will NEETs be able to get anything from this government care package?

why are you defending a nonce mate?

everybody's posted pictures and videos in the other thread you stupid cunt you sick nonce apologist

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zero percent chance with my line of work

because he didn't do anything you spastics

Yeah I get it, it's not a massive amount but it let's me ride it out till the arse end of the year, any jobs between now and then are just cream on top and I can work on my own stuff until this is done or society collapses

again
not damning
anyone can show up on omegle

my heads genuinely a mess over this ffs

You sound a bit noncey lad.

why are you defending a known nonce mate? he argued with 10 year old girls and tried to force them to say he was attractive

I have legit health issues so I'm wondering if I would qualify for extra money in all of this.

Them girls said Ed looks like peter capalti, i've always thought he looks more like liam neeson 2bh

Question Time panel if you desperately want to watch it tonight.

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eddie's opening line was
>how many dicks you seen tonight?

>talking to random people on omegle

wow he's totally a nonce omg

i'v been given a letter by my work today so if we get stopped by police we can prove we have a work loicense.

we only make toilets. most of our customers are shut down, everything's piling up in our warehouse. this is part of it:

As a toilet valve manufacturer, we supply hospitals, hotels, essential retail and trade outlet with toilet valves. The products are essential for the people and businesses of the UK. user has a role within our company that complies with Government guidance on key workers and is therefore deemed a Key Worker as per Gov.uk which says:-
Utilities, communication and financial services
This includes staff needed for essential financial services provision (including but not limited to workers in banks, building societies and financial market infrastructure), the oil, gas, electricity and water sectors (including sewerage), information technology and data infrastructure sector and primary industry supplies to continue during the COVID-19 response, as well as key staff working in the civil nuclear, chemicals, telecommunications (including but not limited to network operations, field engineering, call centre staff, IT and data infrastructure, 999 and 111 critical services), postal services and delivery, payments providers and waste disposal sectors.

I hope out boss gets done for this, everyone at work thinks he's just saying this to keep the place going. We have to put ourselves at risk while others in the country are sat at home, some even on 80% wages or whatever. All our office people are "working from home" the cunts.

more like benny hill

sounds like projection to me
keep throwing that word around with no evidence