I'll start,
Working a mistake,
At home collecting NEETbux,
Samsara's true path.
ITT we compose Haikus about Corona-Chan
Wyatt Gomez
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Isaac Howard
That's not a Haiku, that's a Senryuu
Fucking pleb
Dominic Jones
YEAH WELL GET CRACKING THEN.
Here's another senryuu then,
Boomers panic and cry
The future is now old man
Look down and say "No."
Levi Gutierrez
Evil china lied
As a result people died
Time to nuke china
William Lewis
I coof in my hand
My lungs they fill with liquid
Now I wait to die
Kevin Rogers
Quarantine or not
Like I give a damn
Destiny spells forever alone senpai
Levi Morgan
Winter bites and leaves,
Spring lures us with her deceits,
Inside, the thot dies.
Mason Fisher
his hand now with mine
sullied by action and thought
"I'm here for the job"
Jose Cooper
The Alphabet glows,
Join the hidden discord trap,
Emergency Acts.
Angel Reed
The Printer goes BRRR
It was nothing then as now
The Printer still BRRRs
Henry Stewart
Never trust chinese
we are truly in hell
nigger faggot lizards
Jace Rivera
Western Dragons Sake
Drunken with bat soup gone bad
Now forever sleeps
Joshua Perry
I like that artstyle. Got the original drawing by any chance?
Benjamin Bell
> that point when you have attained a state weebness that you can distinguish different types of japanese poetry
Jeremiah Jones
Wagies are now free
But there is nothing to do
No money just death
Luke Clark
I can't recall where I got it. I recommend just reverse image search it.
Aiden Long
I like this one a lot.
Owen Sanchez
Consume all he must
His subscriptions all dry up
The Inner Void wakes
Evan Butler
When I catch,
The virus,
my own Gov
Thomas White
Catching it
I see the virus
is my gov
Michael Howard
Patient I await
Crumbs from the master's table
I save his pensions
Landon Williams
uhh huh huh huh huh
huh huh uhh shut up bunghole
huh huh huh huh huh
Benjamin Lewis
Some nice work in this thread but it's not a true Hailku unless it references the seasons. You weebs should know this
Kevin Howard
Yas Forums animators
show Corona-chan as HOT!
I'm hard for Wu-flu.
Jackson Anderson
Twenty thousand dead!
Double that would match one day's
deaths from heart disease.
Charles Brown
Ok, thank you. I did not know that and will take it into consideration.
Mason Collins
How many Haikus?
As many drops in the sea
E.I. website dead
Jaxson Cruz
That's gay. Do you want to be gay? Are you the big gay? fagit
Christian Price
Coof coof coof
Richers jump off the roof
Coof coof spoof
Cooper Carter
Springs thaws the earth
Refugees are welcome here
The German stops you
Dylan Green
Jacob Rodriguez
A cold winter wind
Whispers harshly in my ears
"Where are the bodies?"
Adrian Reyes
variant:
A cold winter wind
Whispers harshly in my ears
"Why only celebs?"
Cameron Davis
Mason Hughes
Forget the Wu-Flu
I've got yellow fever now
corona-chan CUTE!
Eli Hughes
Not enough sylables this should fix it.
Coof coof coof coof coof
Quarentine richers off roof
End of winter coof coof proof
Jordan Walker
Socialists are bad.
Communist too.
I also hate Muslims.
Dylan Thompson
Summer heat will come
And just like the beaches now
They will be empty
Brayden Lewis
Tom Hanks has covid
Harvey Weinstein has covid
A forest of lies
Jonathan Myers
Cuddling my boyfriend
Loading up the magazines
Buttfuck and boog now
Brayden Wilson
one door opens
another door closes
and i've lost my fucking keys
Gavin Diaz
public transport sucks
coof coof
people are dumb
company kills the frail
coof coof
Jaxson Kelly
Harsh winter virus
Quarentined no where to go
Many brains out head flow
Adrian Williams
Wtf,
youtu.be
Lucas Mitchell
Boomers collapsing
While Social Security
Blooms brightly in spring.
Hunter Clark
Dawn of a new day
What is this warm, august bliss?
Shut-in's secret dream.
Zachary James
Old Midsummer dreams
Empowered women shudder
Death gives way to Life
Robert Perry
I dont know what the orginal is, but it looks like it's from Girls und Panzer
Hunter Gutierrez
They said you were it,
No way, I'm sorry co-chan but,
I love Hantachan
Gabriel Smith
The young flower-child
Careless and free in summer
Wilts and dies in spring
Jaxon Brown
lungs feeling goopy
i need a ventilator
no adrenochrome
Jordan Hughes
Mass hysteria
They believe the media
Dumb ass idiots
Michael Davis
The stars turn and spin
Each day we act immortal
Even stars must dim
Jonathan Bell
Have a (you)
Jacob Adams
This thread
Blake White
As long as Commies
Take away others' freedom
The money is good
Daniel Wood
Hi Corona-Chan
You sure do scare many folk
But you ain't deadly
Kevin White
Free money flows out
Into an endless ocean
Thought is swept along
Luke Cook
Free money flows out
Into an endless ocean
Cast aside reason
Daniel Torres
Free money flows out
Into an endless ocean
Sweep aside all thought
I dunno, bros. I’m hung up on this one for some reason.
Ryan James
A man earns less now
A second winter in March
She will leave him soon