/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2574 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

>could be

Yo, where are all of my Herd Immunity chads at?

Who else going skiing in the Andes and trying out some local delicacies when this is all over?

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link bitte

What will the #10000 /cvg/ be like?

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I have a NEW STRAIN OF THE VIRUS

Symptoms
>everytime is see beautiful girls my pee pee feels funny

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500K

Do not worry about virus. Wuhan is recover.

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ibtimes.com/coronavirus-us-update-hospitals-consider-do-not-resuscitate-order-all-covid-19-2947068

>Hospitals in the United States are considering do-not-resuscitate orders for all the patients infected with COVID-19. The hospitals are citing that their staff is at high risk of getting exposed to the deadly virus as there is a low supply of protective equipment like masks and gloves.

R.i.P in peace burgers.

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In the ICU

>terrorists will intentionally infect themselves with Coronavirus
>we see biological Boston Bombers in our lifetime

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Holy shit.

>worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Every single day the death percentage for outcomes keeps rising by 1%.

Fuck.

Godspeed Corona chan!

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Anybody got the individual pics for gif related, plus the recent update? Gonna try and make the updated gif.

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Is this real?

Does stuff like this happen often?

What is the chance he survived?

>THE CREATION OF THE CORONA VIRUS

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this is only the beginning

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>link

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> tfw cunny Corona-chan

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here, we /justaflu/

Welcome to puberty user

Only bots will be around.

Only gary and 'nothingburger' bots because everyone else is dead.
Oh, and Bill Mitchell posting caps of his own tweets

Feels immune man

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Kek
>wish I had the original of this to complete the collection tho

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You watched the bits of him falling from the ceiling he didn't survive

none because Yas Forums will fucking die

will the cost 5 times as much as the normal ones, and will they break twice as fast?

>Is this real?
Yep
>Does stuff like this happen often?
Only in China
>What is the chance he survived?
0%

Lmao the extroverts around me are suffering so much. Counting the days left in their quarantine and making plans to "hug everyone" as soon as it's over. Like the virus is magically going to dissappear on day 14. The ride is just getting started.

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Good taste.

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So how is 1M going to look like?

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I got a fever and a coof lads. 101.3 F, and this coof is bringing up real thick pink loogies. Am I gonna die?
The funny thing is i've been quarantined for 10 days now. Was quarantined 7 days when I started showing symptoms.
I don't want to die.

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We'll be OK.

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these 3 gentlemen knock on your door

>give me your supplies or else

what do you do?

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Friendly reminder that german cases are WAY higher. You just get tested if you have 2 or all 3 of the following conditions met:

1. traveled to a risk area (like Italy, China)
2. had contact with an infected
3. showing symptoms

My friends that work in hospitals say that they are pretty fucked there.

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>prepped
>shops are still open
Should I still buy more even thought my cupboards are full while shops are still open or should I live off everything I have and not leave at all?
youtube.com/watch?v=kEAaZsVrXko

Can you see this? imgur.com/a/ZNbDWRH
Is it still up?

Yes. No. 0.

Happened because of fumes inside chamber got ignited - with one vent. The vent he was in front of.

It's just a normal seasonal flu. Media and stupid shills pumped it up for mass hysteria
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

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I don't want this happening, I would like a refund please.

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Is this a nothingburger? New studies claiming that earlier estimates were wildly inaccurate

If its just a flu, why are people dropping dead in the streets and hospitals overwhelmed? Flus don't cause that

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 80,539 (8,165) United States 75,665 (1,100) Spain 56,197 (4,145) Germany 43,646 (239) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,712 (191) United Kingdom 9,849 (477) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,703 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,579 (36) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,314 (14) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,611 (63) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Czech Republic 1,925 (9) Denmark 1,877 (41) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Chile 1,306 (4) Pakistan 1,179 (9) Poland 1,163 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Greece 892 (26) Russia 840 (3) Iceland 802 (2) India 719 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 495 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) Italy +6,153 (+662) United States +7,454 (+73) Spain +6,682 (+498) Germany +6,323 (+33) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +815 (+38) United Kingdom +320 (+12) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +1,115 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +57 (+4) Malaysia +235 (+3) Czech Republic +271 (+3) Denmark +153 (+7) Luxembourg +120 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Pakistan +116 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece +71 (+4) India +62 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Algeria +65 (+4) Armenia +25 (+1) Morocco +50 (+4) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Kazakhstan +30 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Kenya +3 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Drop it

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Good lord!

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TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
>TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
>TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
>TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
>TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE
TOUR DE FRANCE WILL TAKE PLACE "YES OR YES" AT 27TH JUNE

>okdiario.com/deportes/tour-francia-disputara-si-o-si-mismas-fechas-5364242

CORONAVIRUS BTFO BY CYCLISTS

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Black guy here with a message for you white people.

You created a virus that terrorizes the world. You thought you were safe with your fancy hospitals and old white ass docs. Lol now you see in that this virus doesn't do shit in Africa or to black people. Not one black person died probably or almost none.

you got it coming racist lowlife faggots.

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Starting to think I should have gone for a hard prep. I just did food. Didn't even bother with water never mind hardware and weapons.
I guess there's still some time.

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>Is this real?
YES!!
>Does stuff like this happen often?
Don't know
>What is the chance he survived?
>Parts of the dude rain from the sky
>Did he survive?

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It was nice shit posting with you Dad!

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umm bros... how is this still a nothingburger? these numbers and curves are looking pretty scary. hold me

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MAKE IT STOP PLEASEEE

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What the fuck is that vagina hahahaha

What is this place?

How are the cases in italy? are we on schedule or dropped

China lying?

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All of Italy is dropping dead

no refunds allowed

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The article is reaching. A few hospitals in one region have certain leadership types mulling it over and they put out an inquiry to the government. Hospital systems aren't nearly organized or forward thinking enough to do this nationally. What'll happen in most hospitals is the usual, because doctors are always paranoid about getting sued by ignorant and unrealistic family members who 'want everything done'.

I just hope this shit pays off. But if spanish flu is anything to go by then I WANT to get sick now

wouldn't go out unless absolutely necessary desu.
get things delivered while you still can.

There's plenty tho
>whan is recover
Hmmmmm
Nothingburger pisters are ccp shills, ignore them

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Also all Turks, Arabs and other scum here ignore the safety measures and move in packs and spread it everywhere.

t. living in first german no-go area

I dreamed that Miyamoto was murdered in front of me, bullet to the head by some lone psycho who started chasing me after killing him. I tried to parkour my way out of the dream but he eventually caught up to me.

every day if not every hour in china.

finally!
freckles

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FUGG
if only this was HD

what supplys you silly niggers all i got is this kitchen knife lololol

The first woman to die from it in Missouri was a 30 year old black woman from St. Louis. Gtfo

Coronavirus can't kill you if you are constantly taking steroids.

Friendly reminder NOT to mix bleach with anything else. It can create noxious fumes that CAN kill you.
One thing is enough to disinfect surfaces
that is all.

Both Italy and China are lying.

>could be
L M A O

China? Lying? No, of course no, are you retarded? This is the dumbest thing I've ever read, get the fuck out on your reddit.

Duh

>China lying?
clearly they have been

chinese are really all over the place

Just a scratch bro..he'll walk this right off

* WARNING *
THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL!

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Mayor in Italian city of Bergamo suggests higher death toll due to coronavirus: 446 residents died between March 1 and March 24, which is 348 above the average (98). Only 136 deaths were officially linked to coronavirus

wow

>KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN YEEEAAHH

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Lots of countries announced they were restricting food exports yesterday so I'm also tempted to leave the bunker and stock up. People at least seem to be respecting 2m distance here now.

The RKI estimates that there are just as many detected as undetected cases.
And remember, deaths are 3 weeks behind infections.

most likely
you can escape next time

>he coughed?

>03/12
try again

>go to the store to buy some stuff
>observe others shopping
>using fabric gloves
>not a single nitrate glove seen

wut are people thinking

For the Australian who asked in case he jumped threads early

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Ozzy has really changed over the years

The stock market or the bodies?

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somebody explain to me how the fuck the dow gains 1k/day for three straight days when infections are exploding, hospitals are overwhelmed, and fucking UI claims approach 4m? Are NYSE traders just fucking retards? are they that hyped on trumpbux?

Is he ok?

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Only 6 million dead
How long has it been 6 million

start using your stockpile, it's not worth going outside

Actual Italian deaths are much higher than reported

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.38%) Germany (+1.10%) France (+1.33%) United Kingdom (+2.24%) Italy (-0.19%) Switzerland (+1.52%) Spain (+1.37%) Austria (+4.10%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+0.24%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+2.46%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+1.90%) Japan (-1.10%) Hong Kong (+1.24%) China (+1.10%) Australia (+2.38%) Singapore (+1.50%) India (+6.29%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (-0.07%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-9%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-67%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-27%) Rome (-45%) Milan (-31%) Berlin (-39%) Munich (-42%) Brussels (-56%) Paris (-50%) Madrid (-15%) Barcelona (-25%) London (-41%) Johannesburg (-34%) Sao Paulo (-44%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-31%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-15%) Mexico City (-38%) Los Angeles (-59%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Le Mans 2020 postponed to September

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He was absolutely spot on, HUES please stop Bolognese before we all get shafted.

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Oi mate Do you have a loicence for the coof?
If you have to sneeze
Spread the disease!

>FISHIN TIME WITH THE BOYS

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/cvg #10000 will be cases going down and happeningfags trying to convince everyone there's a second wave

ga terug naar suriname.

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I wanna speak to your manager

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Drumpfbux and Drumpf sending you retards right back to work.

Louisiana Update
As of noon CT 3/27:
Cases: 2,305 (+510)
Deaths: 83 (+18)

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The damned stand ready...

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ture, people are stupid as fuck.
This site has a good analysis with facts and references
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

That's why burgers are charging zoomers who lick doorknobs with terrorism
Good for them, make an example of some braindead "influencer" and nobody else will dare do this

...

>+100 new cases in Peru and 15 more days of isolation

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the stockmarket is as real as a broadwayshow.

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Increased

>beware of Brazilian zubats
CFR about to go up.

>Is he ok?
>Corpse is raining from the ceiling
Yeah dude, he is fine!

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Feels good maaaan. I don't even wash my hands at his point.

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good

Too bad, bitch. Coronachan is going to crush our heads like melons with her thighs and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

Kek

They cancelled Cannes Film Fest why not Tour de France?

500 millions...left alive

Italy is overwhelmed, but china was just insolent with fake stats.
but yes, Italy is also not super accurate
we have a situation in poland
> sites.google.com/view/statystyki-covid/
> already 11 people 'not counted' because fucking scum manipulates stats

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8155035/Government-coronavirus-advisor-warns-two-weeks-difficult.html

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I think the real people at risk are those stuck in lib shithole strongholds. I'm in a comfy innawoods place. There aren't even any confirmed cases in my county. I don't know man, I see the shit coming out of New York, and it feels like that's a different country compared to where I live.

I guess living rural we already have a natural tendency to give people larger areas of private space.

>2d drawings used to do nothing for me
>constant exposure from those threads
>insta hardon whenever I see buns+chinese dresses

have I been pavlov'd?

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Bro I'm pretty sure thats his body raining down. You know, in like a dozen different locations.

WHAT WE DOOO?
BLRAAAAAGH

>only a billion infected
>still less than 150 million confirmed deaths (most of them being in the US)
>it's just a nuttingburgaru
>*coofs*
>wake me up when there are at least 3 billion cases confirmed

Mass hysteria posters are globalist panic shills

Hope i get 2 more weeks here, i'm enjoying not returning to my shitty job

>putting your football manager in charge of the epidemic
this explains a lot

Finance user was right again

I don't have much pics but here is one of them

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Oh god bros I can't stop fucking coofing

Where you been?

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Take away their acog's again

>stanima
dumb meme flag

who keeps making these?

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is he ok?

Big If true

Yeah, let's link every fucking death to corona. Why the fuck not, big numbers = fun.

歪みねぇな

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Goto the ID2020 website fuckhead. They say themselves they want to chip you and vaccinate you. What do you think it means for your ID to "live" with you from life til death.

Last I checked my ID isn't alive.

>It's just the plague bro

>BOOM HEADSHOT

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My Dyson ‘07 vacuum still works great, just gotta clean the filters sometimes

Passt doch, die infizieren sich gegenseitig und bleiben unter sich, oder hast du mit denen kontakt?

Anyone have the happening con image which shows a table for diseases with the most daily deaths

youtube.com/watch?v=wy3NrqNN9uU

Notable timestamps:
3m36s:
>"the problem being obviously the problem"
>what did he mean by this
4:17s:
>flu numbers are much worse and we don't shut down the country over that
>car accidents are even worse and we're not asking factories to stop making cars
10m11s:
>we've had 1293012380123 flu victims per year and didn't shut down
>muh economy
>muh gdp
>we've had flus before
>we've had viruses before
>just socially distance and work harder lmao
>just clean your hands five times more than you're used to bro
>"a recession will have more suicide-related deaths than an unleashed pandemic"
13m35s:
>WE'VE HAD HORRIBLE FLUS
>THIRTY SIX THOUSAND PEOPLE DEATH DEATH
>never closed country
37m40s:
>we've never closed the country before and we've had some pretty bad flus and viruses

So you have Trump telling his voter base "it's a nothingburger, the flu is worse", saying he wants more and more people back at work around Easter, and giving out tons of loans to keep companies afloat.

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Is this Italy's biggest win since 2006 World Cup?

Because everyone stopped panicking and realized, that it's a nothingburger that only kills retired boomers and will have no effect on economy, once Drumpf will whip everyone back to work.

I DO want this happening in Africa, China and India

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wtf mine just leaked fluid?

Not unless Bill can help it

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your dead bru

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she is getting stronger anons

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Officially tho the curve is flattening
We will see the "Italian model" of total lockdown just short of welding people shut in apartments praised and advertised everywhere soon. Screencap this

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>this coof is bringing up real thick pink loogies.

your lungs are literally bleeding

enjoy death

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Hell yes
This is a step in the right direction

kek this my favorite chink video, I knew I found gold when I saw this uploaded to liveleak. it's just so comedic

Good
Shorter day, longer night.

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