DAY TWO: WHO DO YOU KNOW IS SICK?

Yas Forums OP (last thread went thru the roof): Just a simple question to spark a flame... when you see anyone outside ask them if they know anyone who is sick.
I asked 4 people yesterday and they don't know anyone who is sick.
Ask them this question and then ask them to ask other people. By doing this we can cause a groundswell and get normies to start questioning the narrative.

>posting here that you are sick = glownigger Seriously, they don't read this far and the glowie shills will post "hurr durr my second-best friends' moms pool cleaner is sick". Easiest way to see just how many shills are here.
>but I never come out of muh bunker: get raided incel
>muh maths says there are too many people for anyone to know anyone who has gotten sick. 6 degrees of separation you brainlet.

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noone. virus is fake and gay

im sick. probably norovirus tho.
bet on a fart and lost earlier

My uncle thinks he has it but knowing him he's just trying to stay home for 2 weeks.

Ived asked around 50-60 people now, I've had 2 say yes a friend's wife's coworker or some bullshit like that
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my wife, shell be fine. im still going to work. no fucks given

coworkers' asthmatic daughter has it, is in the hospital. they are the only one I know and they are 20-25 years old.

My moms a nurse. Her hospital has covid patient intubated a couple days ago. Thankfully shes not an icu nurse.

My friends boss got a relative with the rona in the ICU.

Know another acquaintance who got rona in icu.

Not fake. Its happening. Just because everythings not on fire doesnt mean it wont be later. Bull gang need to be taken out back and shot.

I either have the virus or a bad flu either way not taking that test looks painful as fuck. Plus daylight bruns my skin.
>neet4life

Hey you massive retard, if 0.001% of the your country pop is infected, guess the chances of knowing someone infected ? That's right tou stupid burger dumbass, it's the same !

If it's that low then why the panic?

>France, I'm talking to a nigger aren't I?

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I know a good friend in Spain who had it, recovered completely just a few days ago.

wtf is it with you nothingburger shills? First it was the CHYNA BAD narrative, now it's the NOTHINGBURGER GET BACK TO WORK GOYIM narrative. jfc fuck off already

>Plus daylight bruns my skin
You have Covampire-19,user. Stay away from garlic.

I'm sick, have a bit of a stomachache. Quite a serious thing wouldnt you agree?

>My uncle thinks he has it
>my wife, shell be fine.
>coworkers' asthmatic daughter has it
>My moms a nurse
>My friends boss
>Know another acquaintance
>I know a good friend in Spain who had it,


Shilltastic !!!

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talked to a coworker yesterday who said his homie in detroit has it 32 years old. Had a heart attack previously and already had some kidney failure. But now is in the hospital and "has it"

It pretty much proves that the oxford study is retarded. If appearently there already millions of undetected cases then everyone would have at least one case in his extended family.

My moms friend was committed to the hospital for it.

>WHO DO YOU KNOW IS SICK?
No one. I am personally familiar with no person who has been diagnosed from this meme virus. I think it might be a real virus, and I think its effects are UTTERLY TRIVIAL for 99.999% of the population. I'll say that again: I think for most people this doesn't even give so much as a cold symptom.

What? Wasn't the purpose of the thread to post exactly this? How the fuck does it make me a shill? I don't even think it's real, but the op asked you nigger

An employee in our office tested positive last week.

who cares if you believe or not

>committed to the hospital for it.

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Go on plebbit and ask the shills for any details. They'll shut you down immediately and you'll get banned from the site.

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>What? Wasn't the purpose of the thread to post exactly this? How the fuck does it make me a shill? I don't even think it's real, but the op asked you nigger

Retard, the goal is to ask OTHERS who they know is sick then to ask them to ask others. NOT to post your story here as there's no way of verifying so it's just a shill tactic.
>you fucking brainlet.

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First it's "nothing burger"
Now it's "virus is fake".....
I feel sorry for you

>Yas Forums has irl friends.
kek

>norovirus
eeeewwwww

Day 26
Dear diary,
We are all on lock-down. Still no selfies. The Selfie Service must have gone down when the golf clubs closed. That's the only possible explanation now. May the lord have mercy on all brave anons.

what?

>comitted

Yeah, your mom was committed allright, but for too much BBC.

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Don’t know anyone with it. The only person I know who says they know someone with it is a guy whose cousin lives in the Philippines and has it. By contrast, my wife, sister, and mother in law have all been laid off or “furloughed” from their jobs.

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Why are American pig so perverted ?

I've 3 cousins who live in northern Sweden who have it..

Prayed for her.

>Why are American pig so perverted ?


Ask again without using a logical fallacy brinalet.

10/10 thread OP you're showing them shills!

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I woman I know from high school died from it in AZ. She had a kid too. In her thirties but obese. You can pretend this is fake but once it hits your area, if the death rate is anything over 1% (probably closer to 3%), people you know will die.

I was sick. It didn't feel all that bad. I'm fairly certain I had it. My roommate is much sicker than me and I'm a little worried about him.

>I woman I know from high school died from it in AZ. She had a kid too. In her thirties but obese. You can pretend this is fake but once it hits your area, if the death rate is anything over 1% (probably closer to 3%), people you know will die.


>no, this didn't happen

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I'm sick but not Corona. I was feeling the weather and went outside to do yard work. Now my allergies are going nuts, my throat is sore and one of my eyes is blood shot. Took two benadryls and about to take a 14 hour nap.

A guy I know has a family member that got it, and apparently that guys been visited by most of his family before they knew.

I dunno if they have it yet, or if theyve even been tested.

How do I know if my shortness of beath and coughing is because i'm sick and not because i'm a neet that smokes and never does exercise?

Relative works in hospital said they closed two wards to normal patients and made them COVID only. I asked how many patients? She said Don't know. They were giving daily briefings with numbers but that's stopped.

me, stop this cringe nothing burger nonsense, i hope your family die

My wife’s son works in ICU in Beth Israel in NYC. They are overloaded. At least 6 million New Yorkers will die.

California here. Everyone in my house is sick, I'm sick, and we know 5 people with corona specifically but havent come in contact with them

seriously don't smoke with this virus around, nicotine shuts down the ability of your lungs to fight the virus

What are their names? How old are they? Did they have a preexisting condition?

“It is abundantly clear that smoking makes the impact of a coronavirus worse”

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Asked my best friend. He knows four people that have it. One of them is himself, the others are his brother, sister, mother and a girl he's fucking. Only his mother has been tested. He and his siblings are mostly recovered now after two weeks feeling like shit.

>when you see people outside, ask them if they know anyone who's sick
>outside

OP, this is probably the least reliable place to ask since most here are already shut ins.

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We've only had two or three deaths from Corona in AZ. Sounds made up.

in other words you shit yourself, nasty fucker
I know about a half dozen people who are sick and self quarantined but none of them have been tested or shown serious symptoms, might just have flu. None are sick enough to get tested yet.

I know dozens who have the corona virus. Basically everyone I knew who was sick at the beginning of February. It was a pussy virus that only kills obese boomers.

>died from it i
or died with it. How do you know the difference?

shut the fuck up you disgusting piece of shit

nobody i know has it, the 2 people in my city with it are faggots from washington state & they are in a plastic bubble somewhere in the bottom of st. pat's hospital.

>missoulian

Mom tested positive for it, my sister and brother have symptoms but won’t be tested because they are mild. I probably have it too but am asymptomatic.

a shop owner i used to see regularly got infected and sick. he got hospitalized, treated and hes doing well at his home now. hes about ~30yo