>Join the nation at 8pm tonight to say THANK YOU to all health and social care staff on the frontline, who are working tirelessly across the country in the fight against #coronavirus
went out today to buy weed and took a bag for life with me in the passenger seat so i could say to the police i'm shopping for me disabled mate (dealer is legally disabled, T2 diabetes, a true norf) but it turns out there's not even a lockdown outside and everybody is loving the warm weather. crowded shops, towns, roads actually more populated than normal. felt proper autistic wearing gloves and a mask
bad news that lad, seen lads with the jew girls in prestwich and they all end up the same
Cameron Morgan
Paul Bohill?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in small-claims. Back then we called him 'Paki Pulveriser' Bohill because he never came out of a property without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the High Court trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realised what a monster they created.
You see, most enforcement agents try to reason with the defendent. Not Paul. No, he used knives, clubs, pliers, you name it. After a few jobs I got a chance to talk to him one to one. He was wearing his blood stained hard hat, sunglasses, and stab vest, smoking a cigarette and drinking Johnny Walker Black Label. It was only 7AM, but you NEVER told Paul what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he used such violent tactics. He lowered his head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sunglasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These goat fucker scum bags don't deserve the mercy of a British council flat, but a slow torturous death at the hands of a British man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut.
"The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, curry filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real High Court Enforcement Agent at work."
Self-employed to get 80% of their profits over the last three years up to £2500 a month. Bet the cunts wish they'd declared it all for tax now instead of pretending they earned £70 a week.
Bailiffs and landlords are doing nothing wrong, pay your debts.
Aaron Wilson
>* * * REMINDER TO IGNORE ALL /cvg/ DOOMPOSTERS * * * 1. REINFECTION WITH OR WITHOUT NEW STRAINS. 2. AT LEAST 3 KNOWN STRAINS, NEW ONES GESTATING IN BILLIONS AS WE SPEAK. 3. LUNG SCARRING, ORGAN DAMAGE, HEART ATTACK, NEUROINVASIVE. 4. STAYS IN YOUR ASS BACTERIA FOREVER, TURDS INFECT. 5. EVEN THE KIKES ARE NERVOUS ITS JUST THE APOCALYPSE BRO
Connor Myers
dodgy cunts getting BTFO
Caleb Baker
>unprecedented Have they jusy decided this word needs to be used every 3 minutes this decade or something? My brain just shuts down in boredem whenever I hear it now days.
Luke Allen
Similar thing happened to me once but the landlord was a dumb paki and the contract was so poorly written he had no basis to claim I was still tied to it. It was months and dozens of emails exchanged between me and the council but finally they decided he was liable for business rates and not me. Bet he got a massive bill.
Hudson Diaz
Fishing is part of /ourdailygovernmentapprovadsociallydistancedexerciseallowance/ isn't it?
Xavier Stewart
i agree. that £210 million that boris pledged towards vaccine research is a complete waste.
How long have you been inside lads? (other than licensed walks and shops) >8 days
Bentley Jenkins
Is it 3 years or 3 months
Samuel Bailey
Why is laura cuntsberg always first? Gives the best bumhole poking?
Ryan Brooks
ahaha, also they wont get ni or tax advantages after
Michael Stewart
I don't view every action as the result of some arbitrary act of will to power or because of the influence of some arbitrary act of will to power. That's satanic, faustian thinking. Philosophers weren't writing politically but for LOVE of truth. Crusaders didn't march to strengthen the state or even christendom but for LOVE of their christian brothers. Jesus, the buddah et al didn't have political intentions but LOVE for humanity. People often take actions which actively work against their will to power CONSCIOUSLY, there are millions of actions which bear testament to this. People working against their own advantage compelled by no-one and nothing but simply preferring the more difficult path. Define ADVANTAGE anyway. Diving on a bomb to save your comrades isn't a political action, it isn't motivated by a political intention but LOVE. Good souls are not political but rooted in LOVE. Good music is not political but rooted in LOVE. Politics is lowly power plays, dark magic. I don't see the world through the lense of dark magic.
Do you want to become a good or a bad soul. To produce genuine art motivated by love, or to produce imitations and politically motivated daniel libeskind ugliness? To live a genuine live or an imitation of one?
>everyone standing away from till, leaning in to pay etc >i walk up to the lass behind counter >i know her >"im not doing none of that shite" >stand right at the till face to face with her living life normally
and my life continues as normal, how long until i get an SAS raid for not following the rules
Josiah White
>Laura coomsberg
Tyler Butler
News Crow in training. she is Emily Maitliss minus 30 years of mileage
Justin Rodriguez
I've got a summons from the council, so I just bust it and be a sole trader, lucky for me, no PG and lease was in ltd company name. Still I get fuck all off the Govt, no surprise there then.
Logan Hall
WOW its going to take fucking months lmao we are dead
Slimy fuckers will try and get the self employed vote.
Adrian Anderson
imagine reading or writing this from the little i bothered to read: all this shite you're talking about, if it isn't directly political, is made possible only by political struggle. the only reason people have the luxury of making art is because a political struggle for their freedom preceded them
>felt proper autistic wearing gloves and a mask saw quite a few autists out like that.
Iceland was a hoot. Could hear some boomeress worker ordering people to keep away with each other and the girl behind the till told me to stay behind the line as i went to put my basket on the conveyor belt. The power has gotten to them already, bunch of tin pot dictators in fucking Iceland
Ethan Smith
I am not. You're a jew. Classic bants eh. Also, makes sense.
Jack Reed
So where are Deano and the lads going for this summer if Magaluf and Ibiza are cancelled?
Carson Davis
almost 2 weeks since i had a cough, but that seems to have gone away now. i still walk my dog/go for a run every day and go to the shops every other day. i did notice a shortness of breath and chest cough when i was lifting today though. so i'll see how it goes
i noticed today that you have to enter tesco via a specific door, and leave via another specific door. they're also imposing a time limit on how long you can spend in there. don't see how any of these rules will help
Carson Howard
The chinkflu doesn't seem to be so bad now that I know dickheads like him are the most likely to be killed off.
Lucas Wilson
TAXES
Evan Martinez
total nonce sense
Christopher Perry
These cunts are gonna take it out of our tax rebates arent they
Havent worn shoes or socks in 9 days lad
Matthew Green
theyve borrowed it. every pound youve ever had is worth less than it was a fortnight ago
Josiah Murphy
you can't delete the evidence and the noncehunters already have the chatlogs
Imagine being such a newfag that you trust countryflags and ID's when everyone here is on VPN. Imagine being such a retarded and gullible faggot that you begin repeating "memeflag" because you think you'll fit in. Even a pakistani living in the wasteland of Neo-London can afford fucking NordVPN on the dole, you dumb fuck.
Luke Turner
you haven't even argued with me apologise for being wrong
Anthony Murphy
Think the chancellor might have a touch of the tarbrush lads
Kevin Davis
fuck off spastic i wasn’t chatting anyone up
Camden White
"The Jew cries out as he strikes you"
Ian Miller
could be a population control bioweapon though. if it is natural then maybe it could be the next extinction, like the dinosaurs
Brayden Lewis
>how many penises have you seen tonight? >want to see another one?
James Wood
Generations of zoomers are going to pay for it
Aiden Hall
You are, for years and years to come
David King
Imagine not only being a greasy nonce, but also wanting to snip yer foreskin off for some minge. Disgusting.
Camden Walker
>how many penises have you seen tonight? >wouldn't it be funny if i showed you mine haha
Adam Thompson
so lads how bad is it right now on the ground?
John Perez
You fucked up the quote, here i am without the memeflag. Now am i on a VPN or not?
>kiddos itt still dont understand government borrowing
Angel Robinson
>i've seen so many dicks tonight >where are you right now >"in my bedroom" >wheres your bedroom >"in my house" >wheres your house etc etc etc you sick fucking nonce
Dylan Richardson
so we're borrowing money from people to pay people.
wtf i dont understand it
Joshua Gutierrez
>Brit/pol/ and brit/feel/ have become nothing more than faggots circle jerking
it's a coherent argument that you're too retarded to understand
The choice before us is politics and love. I have proven that many actions are motivated solely by love and not only that but they are the superior actions and produce the best results.
Leo Collins
I've seen loads of mongs out with face masks and rubber gloves today.
