/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2752 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

anime tiddie

Can't wait for the 2029 version of this youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

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The American boomers are not doing too well.

>DOW going up means its stable after weeks of losses

Nothing is priced in

NEW YORKKKKKK NEWWWW YORKKKK DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN

Another 100 people have died from COVID-19-related causes in New York, according to the governor.

The state's new death toll amid the global coronavirus pandemic is 385, up from 285, as of Thursday morning, Gov. Andrew Cuomo said at a midday news conference. He said that the longer someone has to be kept on a ventilator, the more likely that person will not recover. Some patients have been on a ventilator for 20 or more days.

New York now has 37,258 positive cases (that includes 6,400 new cases), Cuomo said, and 5,327 people were hospitalized; 1,290 are in intensive care

Someone post the anti chink copy pasta

Rotschild's owned the economist already told us they wanted to make a pandemic in china already in 2014.
>chinese kid eating with a fork behind a "Panic calendar"
>strong panda, maybe meaning that china will have the best outcome out of this
>helicopter drone above the kid contaminating him
>asian cop with a mask with his hands up like he is controlling a crowd of people
>sumo below the panda, maybe referring the olympic games

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based turk

>only 1k deaths a day
>been spreading since january

why are we hyping this up again?

Buy it
Already are

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> US army to stop releasing coronavirus numbers

> US army to stop releasing coronavirus numbers

> US army to stop releasing coronavirus numbers

> US army to stop releasing coronavirus numbers

Lots of promotions coming up in the US chain of command.

What's with the greek shitposting these past days? They're surpassing aussies at this point.

can't post some pictures because a butthurt nigger reports my images

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

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>People warn that a cruise ship seeks to dock in a port of Mexico
lineadirectaportal.com/mexico/advierten-que-crucero-con-enfermos-busca-atracar-en-puerto-de-mexico_20200326-980635/

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LMAO

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Wait 2 weeks

Requesting Bill Mitchell saying "buy the fucking dip" with the Impact font.

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Based
Also based
Holy fucking based!

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Conidering the jobs lost are largely unskilled/construction, I can't see it not being able to be reversed quite quickly.

Mohamed, reading a wiki article about the stock market doesn't make you an expert

oooof almost em digits

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>— 199 countries and territories infected —
theres only 195 nations

cope on

How to flatten the curve? Easy, just do tests on critically ill patients. Russia and China, thanks for the tip.

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Bill Mitchell is taking a victory lap. Is it over?

>every country is shutdown
>3rd daily most deaths of all diseases
>this is with multiple countries suppressing numbers and a lack of tests.

Is it finally our time anprim bros?

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ITALY

+6148 cases
+815 deaths

ITALY

+6148 cases
+815 deaths

HAPPENING FAGS BTFO

What part of
>and territories
went over your head?

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imagine an east*rn """""european""""" trying to talk down to a western european lmfao

My country is going to fight the virus with a genre perspective. What about yours bigots?
twitter.com/gpscongreso/status/1242106829951434754

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Roll the dice
trips determine which country falls to anarchy first

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Epic!

SAUCE

Look at this brainlet

Doctors in Belgium noticed the seasonal flu was stronger this year.
They noticed more pneumonia than usual
An english "youtuber" said he lost his smell before getting a little sick back in early february.
Is this the second wave of this virus ?
Then how do we explain all the deaths in Italy ?
Is this "reinfection even deadlier" ?

why do people keep saying "the numbers aren't that big!" but they get bigger every day
we don't know how big it is until it's over, what's the point of this repetition?
how big is big enough for them?

seething bearfag BTFO'd by the fed

you see chaos, but a real man of action only sees opportunities.

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No country has anywhere near enough test kits to test everyone who is just coughing or has had contact to someone who has been just coughing. Also many mild cases will think "just a coff m8" and never see a doctor.

>experts now saying the mortality rate is 1/10th that of the flu

happeners on suicide watch

you are right
sorry
keep up the good work

...you do know that's more than yesterday right?

>Pasta o’clock is almost here

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Real doc here, need some medfag help.
Some medfag answered me a couple of threads ago but I was attending another emergency do I repost the request:

Looking for a medfag that is already comfortable with CPTR procedures: we found that Gerontosol 45%vol in massive dosage (around 700ml/h) are lowering the Ar.dS. below 0.6ppm/cm3 threshold.
That is a good news but not all patients react in that way, as much as 62% of cases the PPC and LCC are much higher (over 750Mpl) and Listramine concentrations are as low as 0.77hpt in globuline samples.

My patient (41, female) was hard infibulated last night and treated with 35ml/h of Lactosfenil IV to stabilize her situation but no improvements whatsoever, symptoms are high fever (39°C), low LZ-Peptides levels, HVSC not present at all. Torax Rx shows pneumolytes all around and bad bad sub-alveolar cystites on the lower pulmonary zone. Never ever seen something like that before.

Someone told me (I don't remember who, pathology or neurology fag, I really don't remember) that if CRT modulations are stable at 75MHz with only moderate overscan, the patient could go through VHS therapy without much tape demagnetization happening. Good news as TxRx levels of RS-232 receptors can be as high as 3200baud without loosing much signals from the patient.

These are very promising hopes but the pharmacological aspect need to be investigated further, Cynarite-15 in a mixture of citric acid and C2H5OH is promising but Beta-Drancolene levels skyrocketed in 20 minutes or so: not manageable. A pharma cocktail is needed to mitigate this aspect, someone suggested Margaril or Mariblodol but no proper dosage is know.

Solutions? Suggestions?

But that’s more than yesterday
And the highest number of deaths to date

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US is no longer a superpower.
China will emerge victorious and unscathed.
Don't blame the asians for the mistake of the American Flu.

wena zdi, I didn't know you were a shitposting as well.

Sissy faggot

Fuck I have family in Italy

Hmm?
What meme?

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Report unusual behavior.
Barricade you homes.
Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
Wait for official instructions.

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Florida

Fake, but thanks for the input.

Good luck, Corona-chan. Please leave Italy alone and go back to China.

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>mum died
>no longer have to worry about those your mother will die posts

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Jerome is running out of ink soon

Oh no no no no no no

>ncov

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eastern european subhumans getting uppity lmao

just search winnie the pooh in the archive

Italian numbers in 5 minutes

How are happeningfags BTFO by this?

>Pizza's almost here

CORONA CORONA CORONA CHANNNNNNNNN AH~ *SNIFF SNIFF* *BRAPP BRAPP* *SNIFF SNIFF* AHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA LICK YOUR TINNY LOLI CUNNY AS YOU SUCK MY CUM OFF MY SICK SMALL DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SNIFF SNIFF LICK LICK SNIFF SNIFF* AHHHHHHHHHH YOUR VIRULENT SMELL IS SO PIERCING OF THE AIR, ITS AMAZINGBALLS YOUR STINKY PUTRID BAT SMELL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH~ *SNIFF SNIFF LICKS YOUR PUSS PUSS* CORONA I WANT YOU TO INFECT ME AND SHUT ME DOWN AND LOCK ME UP AND TIE ME UP FOREVER AND TAKE MY BREATH AWAY AS YOU ROB MY CUMMIES FOREVER...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CORONACHAN I FUCKING LOVE YOU BABE~

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>Imagine being a Turk
Oh wait you don't have to

I remember losing my sense of smell for a week or so from common cold a few years ago, I suppose respiraory infections just sometimes fuck with the cells responsible for smelling.

Guys I have press release stuffy early, numbers are coming from me in a few minutes

Bill Mitchell is single handily buoying the economy on his shoulders!

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China
Let those fucks reap what they sow.

>Live at home with family and pay rent
>Just have a scratchy throat since weekend but live near gorillions of boomers and snowbirds in the Villages
So my problem is that while I'm not too concerned for myself and my job is deemed essential (just structural welding), my brother had his spleen removed years ago after a crazy bad wreck where he had to be lifeflighted to a hospital a town or two over. Missing spleen means that basically any sickness can kill him to where just for a dental checkup he has to take antibiotics at least a week or two in advance and keep going with it.
While I doubt I have Covid-19 I'm incredibly worried that if I DO have it I could spread it to him and then he'd be absolutely fucked. He's off staying home himself but who knows if I or someone else happens to have it at my work.

virus-laden gaseous plume

thats harsh man

I've been saying this from thread

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Italy must fall.

Based Matsuri poster.

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F

lol

They'll be rehired once the lockdown is lifted and bancrupt businesses will be replaced by new ones as demand surges. Calm your tits.

What china would look like with the growth rate and mortality of italy?

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Coronacunny poster is based

Of course its Detroit.

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>Sexualizing a disease is mental illness.
finally I agree with a shill on something. it is fucking weird and beyond autistic. but whatever you're in to

Guess he was right? Capitalism collapses due to its inherent contradictions. lol. based Marx does it again.

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If Satan:
chinks must die

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Why is spain so swedish?

China will fall then Germany. When the DB collapses so will the rest of the world.

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I mean it's still a win I guess

It would look like China right now because it's the same virus.

Jew York

USA #1

>Brazil CFR 2.41%
>Russia CFR 0.36%
Yeah, sure seems like we are undertesting.

DIE CHINKOIDS

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After 3 months at least 1/4 of the population infected

Why do you guys think this is fun?

I am not mad or anything, I'm just asking.

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Fuck off with your Jewish systems.

1 MIL IN A WEEK

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Nothing wrong with it faggots

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>heavy viral loads

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We're living history, user!

I know this was bait to get more lewds, so here you go.

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Somalia

I think you meant
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO

Or, maybe you're mentally challenged.

>Italy before russian help: 500 deaths/day
>Italy after russian help arrived: 800 deaths/day
Sounds about right. Putin is an expert in genociding his own people, now he gives a couple hints to Conte.

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redpill me on trumpbux, can americans abroad get them? is it too late to file my taxes now and still get them?

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>Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.
and Bill is for sure mad. This will not end well for him

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I am sorry.

U S A

Oh good I'm glad the Jews and the billionaires are doing fine, sucks for the workers who are just going to keep getting fucked forever but hey at least line go up beep beep

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This is why people were stockpiling water, never assume water will always continue to work

NYC

the stream starts at 18:00

lmao, we're just getting started.

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the US of A of course.

>DUBLIN LGBTQ PRIDE has said that it has decided to postpone its annual parade and festival until September due to the Covid-19 pandemic.
Oh no what a shame

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i will tell you as soon as you have a nice seat on my lap, nagi.

1 MILLION ON APRIL 1ST
TOP KEK
>pic related is so fucking hot

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>Dude, 50 millions chinks dead by communist
Oh Communism is good.

Because it is you dumb nigger!

>he's poor
oh no no no no

Too late sorry user

Russia obviously.

What do you think about our numbers?

according to BNO USA already won

HUGGZIES

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requesting a time based map/chart of new yorks exponentail growth?

i was finding lots of these maps on the news pages but i can no longer find them.

i am on a small a cellphone

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italian numbers where????

I can't keep up with all the OC anymore.

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amerrikka

>Shadman starts breathing heavily

F

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>National TV advising you to put your death relatives in a bag and sealing it with silicone and american tape

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>no one working
>no one buying
>(((recovered)))
user...

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n-no please...i need an index vr user...

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>This is why people were stockpiling water
No, the dumb negros didn't pay their utility bills.

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Our numbers are pretty similar to US ones.

Belgium

damn, for the first time I'm glad that I live in southern texas and not the northern one.

Spain has been like that for many years. Sad thing is they are going to vote for the same socialist scum again and again.

fucking poland is lying, they don't count almost no cases
> revolution in two months coming
> people are already pissed off
> corona is literally gov's worst nightmare

this has a huge potential to engulf many countries in civil wars. in poland pretty much 80% don't believe in the governments and are passive because you can somehow manage. but it won't be long before people chimp out once they have nothing else to do

reminder to file for unemployment even if you normally can't get it because you're a NEET, with the queues all backed up they'll probably just approve most of them without even checking lol

Iran

This is America!

USA wont be Italy 2.0

USA WILL BE WAY WORSE

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Alex Jones is now telling me it’s a box lads idk what to believe anymore. Russia and the UK are saying it’s okay now

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the united shithole of america

Russian Asuka poster is my bf

\o/ *hugs u*

THANKS TO GLOBALISM

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kek, based Grant does it again

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Post your Italy predictions anons, Taking bets now !
>Post your Italy predictions anons, Taking bets now !
Post your Italy predictions anons, Taking bets now !
>Post your Italy predictions anons, Taking bets now !

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If you have the check sent to an American P.O. Box that redirects to krautland, then it’s a possibility.

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>american tape

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because coronachan is going to save us from the jews

Hoax* honk

>Niggers can't figure out how to get water out of a State Surrounded and filled to the brim with fresh water
I swear Michigan is like a secret nigger death trap damn do I love this state.

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I'm glad tons of people aren't going to die now that its starting to slow down, but this pandemic was one of the only times it seemed likely workers were going to have to wake up and get things like UBI and workplace protections from their billionaire and Jew masters so it sucks that the lockdowns and testing are containing it from that perspective.

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I'm guessing this is where Air Superiority really counts huh America? Corona-chan really loves flying

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Fucking America

A nurse already died there while using those bags.

businessinsider.com/kious-kelly-hospital-nurse-dies-trash-bags-2020-3

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3 weeks ago
>MASKS DON'T HELP AT ALL PEOPLE
2 weeks ago
>Ok maybe some studies say they help a bit, but we don't have any so who cares
Now
>Yeah masks protect you but good luck getting any

Well done, government.

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London Stage Version of "Garden of Words" anime film Postponed. Play is postponed indefinitely, but Whole Hog Theatre 'remain beyond excited' about production
>London Stage Version of "Garden of Words" anime film Postponed. Play is postponed indefinitely, but Whole Hog Theatre 'remain beyond excited' about production
London Stage Version of "Garden of Words" anime film Postponed. Play is postponed indefinitely, but Whole Hog Theatre 'remain beyond excited' about production

NOOOOOOOOOOO NO THE FOOT FETISH ANIME KINO NOOOOOO WHY DID THEY DO THIS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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900 deaths
7k infected
1200 reanimated

>Corona-Chan removeing fags from the streats
Based

Just tested positive bros, wanna know what it's like to have the coronavirus?

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Singapore

Roll

Yes its the niggers that run the plumbing infrastructure of the state and not the white people in charge. Great take genius, keep taking that Donald Trump Approved Jew Cock.

please poland drawbro dont follow this path, you'll ruin her.

Well. shit

Corona is too fast for me at this point

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>Chinks buyout all mask

>RESALE OF FOOD IN BC BANNED
shit guys they are admitting food will be an issue

Completely forgot about Duct Tape, made a quick search to check whether or not American Tape was the correct term and after seeing an image I assumed so, doube checked now and it turns out it was an italian product naming it just like us

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F

Salty milk and coins?

hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg guuuuuuuuhh. My dick is about to fucking fall off. aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Brazil. The entire political class gets annihilated.

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No they literally didn't pay the water bill for 5 years. Or bother to fix the plumbing. Because bottled water is cheaper I guess.

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symptoms?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Yes

Go out and find some immigrants instead

I want this virus to be inside me

NO HOMO

washington

Checked

Governments lied purposely so they could stock those masks for themselves.

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1k deaths

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>Ne, ne, Yunnochi! We gotta stay inside because of the virus going around!

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israel

God I want to eat that burger.

/cvg/ has been very horny since 500k

when something is corrupted fire may purify it
maybe corona will do nothing to the status quo or maybe people will realize what's wrong with world

>masks protect you
source?

U N F

Before I go wage slave so I can coof all over your tendies you degenerate NEETS.

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Lol if it comes to it I'ma drag em into the middle of the street.

I hope you won't drop off the face of Earth.
Come here every day and post what's happening to you. With pics and timestamps

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE!
>BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE!

ITALY NUMBERS ARE IN!
ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS

6.163 NEW CASES, FOR A TOTAL OF 80.549 CASES!

662 NEW DEATHS, FOR A TOTAL OF 8.165 DEATHS!

ITALY IS BACK ON TRACK!

>FUCK YOU AMERICA!

>FUCK YOU AMERICA!

>FUCK YOU AMERICA!

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Corona reminds me of Chernobyl

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21 years hold with a healthy body died of Corona.
The virus is mutating and getting lethal by the day. The world will end in a couple of weeks.

America

With lockdowns and closed borders it should be fine. I believe in Polska. Just don't let in Ukrainians, they did like a thousand tests to date. I don't even want to imagine what the situation will be there.

no audio pizza, what is going on?

youtube.com/watch?v=Pezwe5iqOPQ

bnnvara.nl/zembla/artikelen/huisartsen-niet-geteste-patinten-die-overlijden-aan-corona-ontbreken-in-sterftecijfer-rivm

>General Practioners are warning that coronavirus deaths are likely higher than RIVM records
>The GPs say that they are only allowed to report coronavirus deaths that have been positively tested, but an increasing amount of people has been dying in Noord-Brabant before a test could even be administered. The GPs fear that all these people are dying due to the coronavirus infection, but are not being recorded in the official tally because of the ban on testing for coronavirus on dead people.

They're not testing dead people because
>not enough testing kits
>it's not helpful for the dead person :-DD

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Nigger. I can walk outside and get a bucket of fresh water the shit is fucking everywhere.

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NICE

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PLEASE STOP POSTING CORONA CHAN PLEASE IM ON 1 MONTH OF NO FAP PLEASE STOP POSTING PLEASE PLEEASE STOP PLEASE

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based, fuck america

WOOPS IT'S 6.153 NEW CASES SORRY EVERYONE
TOTAL 80.539

The next time I'll go to Italy I'm going to see a total of 0 old people right

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...

Only 662 deaths? That's kinda disappointing

UK NUMBERS WHEN?

Someone post that cute pic of coronachan holding a sign plz

Venezuela

gimma the source

>Magia Record still going strong
Just you wait and see, there'll be no delay. Feels great being a madokachad!

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I have inside info from the press bro

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USA USA USA!

Today Italy's numbers:
+999 (10361) recovered
+662 (8165) dead
+4492 (62013) new cases

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>doubling every 12 days
happening cancelled

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That's alot more than yesterday jesus christ.

London

You never reached #1. Pathetic.

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How many deaths?

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I only read "pleas" "posting" and "Corona-Chan "

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>Be me
>Troubled person browsing Yas Forums all the time
>New years resolution
>Get appointment with psychiatrist, first time ever
>Get diagnosed, get some pills
>Stop browsing on Jan 1st
>Embrace normie life
>Go on an information fasting
>3 days before state of alarm decide to check the interwebs
>Ohshit.jpg
>Hyper frenzy research
>Stockpile 2 days before everyone else goes panic buying
>Stop buying because there are hordes of people in all stores and it's just not worth the risk
>Load the car and move to family ranch 4 hours before they prohibit all movement
>Tomorrow got to go shopping like an idiot before they announce the quarentine extension
>Feels like all this can't be a coincidence

m.photos.caixin.com/m/2020-03-26/101534542.html

swipe, translate, archive.

no death figures today. tomorrow 0730.

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So how recovered are the "recovered"? Are they ready to go back to their daily lives, or are they still continuing to fight off the virus?

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where do you find those updates?

Biggest mistake

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No need to fight. Can't we just agree we are both top-tier hapooning countries? It's a marathon not a sprint. America will come back strong and it will happen.

> Gas prices low
> Good for the economy

Is this retard still living in 2000 when America imported all oil?

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?

Israel

full on orgies when we hit 1 million.

At 1 billion we shall be re-enacting the Liberate Tutame Ex Inferis scene from Event Horizon

Look at our stock market retard, we're fine

>Alex Jones is now telling me it’s a hoax

wasn't it a few weeks ago when he was saying OMG ITZA BIOWEAPON?

fuck that retard

Sealand

>999
checked

BASED Paste Bro
Please stay safe

Good luck Corona Chan too!

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

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Christ, basically no drop-offs at all for a week now, those poor doctors in Lombardy are all going to have depression/PTSD once this shit is over.

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lets get real we are never gonna beat us and spain

>bootlickers will defend this

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Turkey

>tfw no cake feet anime

>selling masks at the market price is illegal here
>people sell them to china instead
>OMG WHY AREN'T THERE ENOUGH MASKS??

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>still lower than the pinnacle
it's ogre

Just about 9 weeks ago, life was normal.

Now we have this.

What if people start dropping like flies on the street?

That's cheating!

this is a good thing

once the numbers from florida start rolling in we will quadruple our infected count