Italy update in 29 minutes

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>Huuurr this whole virus is a hoax you guisss!!!1
I'm so fucking tired of schizo faggots like you. Just fucking kill yourself.

780.

Hi.
Very high numbers from Lombardy (2500)
Conference starting right now

Pasta la penne, baby

900 dead and 7000 new infected

Confirmed? Still nowhere near the inflection point then.

I know a lad in London who has it

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uhhhhh..33

my neighbour has it, he is in the hospital with pneumonia

I thought it slowing down.

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the uncle of someone my sister knows is in hospital because of corona

4.4k . it s up again ahHAHAHHAHAHAH EVERY NORMIE THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE OVER BTFO!!

I know a guy on Yas Forums who knows a guy in London who has it.

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He’s right you know

It's flatlining, basically it's not longer an exponential curve.

My cousin here also with pneumonia but he tested negative, his wife was also sick but tested negative. Not sure whats going on. (Florida)

6000

JOLY JIT

Shhhh... You are now liable in Italy for talking about corona if you're not an "expert".

Feels pretty bad man, after 26 years of being a kiseless virgin, I had finally managed to meet a 7/10 girl at the end of January that would fuck me. We always started by her letting me lick her clit and finger fuck her (she always achieves orgasm this way, since I'm pretty average sized), followed by a blowjob and she would always swallow. I miss her body so much now, I can't even visit her since she lives pretty far and we're not allowed. Cockblock virus I swear.

Burgers are gonna overtake Italy very soon.

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live frens?

she fucks chad now

How many new cases? I can't into mime and the pastas shut down the sound.

>Feels pretty bad man, after 26 years of being a kiseless virgin, I had finally managed to meet a 7/10 girl at the end of January that would fuck me.

Metodo riace?

Nevar spaghett :'(

t.me/s/coronavirusnewsita

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>Metodo riace?
This is pretty ambiguous user. Btw, speaking of South I think they'll be a wave back of Corona to the North, starting a ping-pong match.

662 new deaths
6135 new infections

sono curioso, spiega il metodo

WE ARE IN CONTROL!!!!!!
ENJOY ITALY!!!

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She's not allowed to leave the house either, and she lives together with her parents. I'm pretty sure that's impossible even if she wanted too. Also your message hurts since I am a pretty jealous guy and she once randomly told me that le piace troppo il cazzo... we're just fuck buddies because she recently broke up with her ex, she keeps busting my balls with stories about them and how she can't move on

last 3 digits are italy death toll for today

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>Eating pussy
Enjoy your herpes.

Aren't false negatives as common as true positives for infected people?

At Riace there was a major fraud that made it on national newspapers about senile and or demented people marrying nigerian former prostitutes.
I was implying you may have ended up with a gold digger.

>Very high numbers from Lombardy (2500)
oof

almost

>6153 new cases and 662 new deaths

>Lives with parents

How old is she ? 16 ?

in 6 months youll be tired of destroying that pussy. for now ask for some saucy photos, its still better than what you had 6 months ago.

youll get there bro, no need to panic. at least you know nobody else will fuck her while closed inside the house

>Italy resists 3rd-world invasion
>sudden pandemic making Itaians drop like flies
>"WE NEED MORE IMMIGRATION TO FILL THE VOID AND MAINTAIN GROWTH!"

It's easy to see how this will turn out. The wole mess with how fast it spread reeks of globalist engineering.

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>Florida
RIP

I've tuned in over facebook and he said 4490 new cases?

Imagine how horny she'll be terminated the quarantine.

Do you think that doing it is a beta move? She gets crazy orgasms this way, first time I did that to her, she spazzed out so badly from the orgasm she started crying, and dummy me had thought that I've hurt her.

sei un coglione. lascialo ti tradira con chad, se continua a parlare del suo ex del cazzo.
>he doesn t know
it s almost impossibile to leave alone in italy, shit wages , high taxes. enjoy

Les italiens (surtout les italiennes) ont l’habitude de habiter chez leurs parents jusqu’aux 23-27 ans, c’est normal parmi eux

>OOHHHHH I'M PLATEAUINGGGGGGG

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9, he's a terrone

G-d willing we're out of eu/euro/nato by the end of the year.

This, she broke up recently, you are licking sperm of an other man.

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Confermo quello che dice Sei un coglione

>>DIo

Il cielo ci a parlato

t.me/s/coronavirusnewsita

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Based

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>trending downwards for almost a week in Italy
Apologise.

There is something called "shower", try it some day.

She's 31, I'm 24... She could be independent financially, she works, but for some reason, she chooses to continue living under her parents roof. She had some deep childhood problems, her parents didn't love each other, they would cheat constantly but live together anyway, she's liberal and I have to fake my compassion for the things that bother her politically because I'm afraid that ahe might discard of me.

Thanks, Luigi. This one matches the primary source.

vrai. mais je dirais que 30-35 est plus realiste

Non chiedere agli altri qui, bambino...sonno abbastanza invidiosi di te e non hanno (per gran maggioranza) mai avuto una ragazza. Almeno non una esperienza positiva come la tua.

Ignora gli, continua vivendo la tua vita. Se ascolti questa categoria di esseri umani finirai solo come loro. Bravo col progresso nella tua vita, continua attuando come te stesso

FUCK! FUCK! IT'S PLATEAUING HAPPENINGBROS! WHAT WENT WRONG?!?

I can has Trieste nao?

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Volevo difendervi, shhhh. Come vanno le cose nella tua regione, Luigi?

>>DIo
stia sulla tua famiglia

she is mentally ill and you be will as well if you don t leave her. take the advice cuck

It was a metaphora Masturbin, and telegony dont go away with shower.

lazio region , good . rome is safe for now i guess

A big part of me is attached to her... Even going a few hours witout talking with her on Facebook makes me huett for some reason. I don't want to imagine the depression that would ensue if we wouls stop seeing each other. I think a lot of her, maybe I have some issues since she's the first girl I managed to sleep with. I'm average looking, but really shy.

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