/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2571 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

* WARNING *
THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
metropoles.com/saude/coronavirus-ja-passou-por-mutacoes-no-brasil-aponta-pesquisa
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL!

Did anyone update this?

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godspeed corona chan!

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

Friendly reminder that everyone you ever met will die to please USA, The Great Satan.

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MOMMY
PLEASE I DON'T WANT THIS TO EVER END

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322 NYPD cops test positive
nypost.com/2020/03/26/coronavirus-in-nyc-over-300-nypd-cops-test-positive/

2020 combined with Coronavirus
Bodies stackin

youtu.be/5P77bUdE4p4?t=66

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Did we ever pass more deaths per day than threads?

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Because it can and no one is worried about the manipulation anymore.
This is plainly visible in the silver market, even better, because it's tiny comperatively, than the entire stock market. The price of the metal through the refiners(people dealing with the physical metal) a few days ago was about $17 while the paper silver kept the price at about $12.
That, as far as I remember happened for the first time and even after 2008 the price of physical metal was not that divorced from the paper. Paper SLV and GLD are completely divorced from the reality and the supply/demand for the real metal. But yet are used by the refiners still ( no other choice). This year the manipulation was so blatant that the markets dealing with the physical metal divorced from the paper, at least for a while.
We will see what happens next but no one is selling the physical for the paper price right now ( checked yesterday)

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It didn't beat Hepatitis, so no

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Disgusting.

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USA will be #1 this weekend, screencap this

WIDER HIPS

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>UK +320

Few days ago it was +700 in a row, why are they lying , or worse, not testing people

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I just want to be alive right after the internet goes out

Forgot to add: the divorce happened because there was no fucking metal to be had. No one, not even the big ones could buy.

They test'd?

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please dont forget HUGGZIES

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Why does USA have so many little corona deaths? Is it a nothinburger? Is Donald Trump hiding the real numbers because stonks? Let's find out...

In the Local news they are reporting number of
CORONA VIRUS CASES
they are not saying
COVID 19

pic is related
the numbers being reported are misleading and false.

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A Pennsylvania woman ruined an estimated $35,000 worth of goods by intentionally coughing all over them while the coronavirus plagues nations worldwide, a grocery store alleged on Facebook.

The woman visited a Hanover Township location of the small grocery chain Gerrity’s Supermarket before 2:20 p.m. Wednesday and coughed on fresh produce, a small section of the bakery, meat case and grocery items, the store’s co-owner Joe Fasula wrote.

Authorities do not believe the woman, whose name is still unknown, is infected with COVID-19, but will “make every effort” to get her tested, Fasula wrote. The woman is also said to be a “chronic problem” in the community.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU MUTTS CAN'T JUST STEAL THE SECOND PLACE!
YOU'LL SEE IN A FEW MINUTES!

ITALIA NUMBAH UAN!

ITALIA NUMBAH UAN!

ITALIA NUMBAH UAN!

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>per day
Not yet, but I've got a feeling it won't be much longer now...

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Ok retard. Kill yourself.

Bros does this virus cause nausea and vomiting and headaches as more rare symptoms? I dont have common ones like fever or coughing but Ive been nauseous almost all the time for the past 4 days and a splitting headache since yesterday wat do

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US WILL BE #1 TOMORROW
>US WILL BE #1 TOMORROW
US WILL BE #1 TOMORROW
>US WILL BE #1 TOMORROW
US WILL BE #1 TOMORROW

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500K CONFIRMED CASES
NOTHINGBURGERFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
>500K CONFIRMED CASES
>NOTHINGBURGERFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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Riots when?

She's going to grow a cock next

It's the only way to go from here, sorry guys

based

You know why

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So basically people have to stay inside until a vaccine is developed because you can get re-infected? Is that how this whole thing is going to play out?

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By tomorrow user

Another Argie to bake has appeared.

I cant wait for Italy numbers!

Corona Chan's Pretty-Pink Notebook

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big tits are shit. its her ass and hips that should be growing.

>OMG WE GOT THE HECKIN EPIC 500,000 CORONA-CHAN TIDDIES!!!
You guys are acting like 14 year-olds who've never seen a boob before. Grow up.

Source?????

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I hope we pass that as well today.

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really makes you think....

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>literally all important symptoms absent
>"ok fuck i got corona in a very atypical and rare form"

Off yourself

Anyone else in US get one of these? Colorado ain’t fucking around.

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Stop being gay

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fuck off normie

I second this

USA will overtake China tomorrow, and Italy the day after that. This is insane.

>implying the fags in these threads would mind

mutations usually result in a less lethal strain, but considering this is corona lol we fucked

Why is this child farting while doing sit-ups? Someone should come in and beat him.

There was a lot of foreplay

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Seething bot poster
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/Personifying/sexualising a virus/

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Pastabros,
Any news regarding the 38 year old marathon/football player superspreader who was diagnosed early in Italy? Its been like over a month since he became famous as one of the first spreaders in Italy. He then turned for the worse and needed ICU. Is he still alive? still fighting the illness? recovered? Still hooked up to a ventilator?

Sweden is still doing it from what I know. Schools open, borders open and retards running the country.

>Positive?

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This template doesn't even need to be filled in to be accurate. This is exactly what we fear: an invisible killer coming through the open door.

Just add some COOF sound effects.

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Go back to fucking cattle.

The news doesn't care that deaths per day has fallen in England and Italy, so now they care about the rookie numbers of Scotland and Wales, it's almost like they want to keep stoking panic.

Hope you're armed and stocked up on ammo, user.

Just how many wars do you intend to lose?

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Dont you have to go outside for your mandatory social interaction, you fucking normalfag?

we are going to stay inside until the mobs after everyone keeps dropping dead and there aren't enough hospital beds

No because if you can get reinfected no conventional vaccine will work either

its some britfag he updates it daily or when it passes some disease

>Pennsylvania reports 560 new cases and 5 new deaths
uh oh

>coofy_time.jpg

>25 year old nurse dies in Iran

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No

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Why isn't there more chaos here yet???

What is this pattern called?

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your gonna die annon
farwel fren was good knowing you

Its prolly a hangover lmao

USA, Brazil and Sweden on /teamherd/ right now. And maybe Netherlands, but they may have stopped.

Yesterday Corona Chan finished on 2,390 Deaths, still in 3rd..

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MOMMY PLS DON'T MAKE ME COOM
I MUST KEEP THE IMMUNITY

The leaf speaks the truth

In all the excitement I forgot about the US jobless claims that came out today. Over 3 million!
Golly gosh the stock market must be way down on this news.

Oh fuck I knew it Im a goner
RIP in pieces

A melanized woman that works in the same shop as me coughed exaggeratedly all over the break room without covering her mouth, saying "it's in the air, if we get it we get it, it's just the flu" etc and nobody did anything. Should I report her?

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They are rationing ammo here in Florida just like toilet paper. Not even trolling.

>thinks thot boobs can compare to deadly disease boobs

Does anyone have the full series? Asking for a friend. Literally

301576 on nhentai
also nice name ID

well that escalated quickly

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Why are you spamming?

nah we can still go full on cow tits before that

Is this bullshit?

youtube.com/watch?v=8KhJEQ_fn3w

Cooming lowers ur stress levels and thus boosts ur immunity

So let me get this straight:

TEAM HERD: United States, Brazil, Sweden

TEAM QUARANTINE: literally everyone else

Is that right?

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Drawfag reporting in, last thimg I did was Bill Mitchel as Duke Nukem for the dip posters, anything request wise?
Kek, glad to see it's still used
Fake and gay

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Not yet, yesterday we finished on 2,390 Deaths in a day.

My guess is Friday/Saturday in reality, but not 'officially reported' until Monday.

I'm 21 and I've never seen a boob IRL before :(

There's another guy who's updating it, but here's the latest one

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Looks like Germany's death lag is kicking in now

DEAR CVG

youtube BANNED my account. i lost all my playlists, and i lost most importantly my END OF HTE WORLD PLAYLIST.

it was a doomer/fallout radio style playlist.

if you have any SUGGESTIONS, please post song names or youtube links.

thank you.

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Just fucking execute her.

'we are fucked beyond comprehension'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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3dpd

Not even all of the US and Brazil
Just the demented heads of state

>no dick

Dropped.

>Open borders liberal faggot journalists in Canada that would call anyone who wanted to restrict anything for foreigners a racist are now begging the government to shut everything down and criticizing Trudeau for not closing the borders soon enough and not completely closing ourselves off from the US
Fuck all of these people, they deserve death

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today.it/cronaca/coronavirus-mattia-paziente-1.html
he recovered and is back home, has been under ventilator for 18 days then started to breathe again after that until full recovery
his dad died of corona

F

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Team herd all the way

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The thread's gonna be gone in a couple minutes anyway.

>this morning there were 687 on US
>now 6k
I guess test sites weren't open yet

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>y = 1.26(x)
x is today's count
y is tomorrow's

Hmmmmm, requesting Corona-chan as the Bus driver or Roller Coaster Operator with a bubble. We are now ACCELERATING

>waaaaah stop having fun
Fuck off u gay cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=xzfG7zApLT0

are these people for real? how do they get elected and reelected with nothing but disdain for the lower class?

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OH NO NO NO NO NOTHINGBURGER BROS YOU TOLD ME IT WAS JUST A FLU

earth-chan annointing corona-chan as the cure to the human virus

Shut the fuck up, you boomer faggot. You can't stop her.

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That's literally what I got and then got shortness of breath afterward. it's impossible to know without tests and I havent seen it documented anywhere other than anecdotally on the internet.

>Yo Fry Man so are we gonna stockpile TP or what

Mate you need to give yourself a name. Your art is fucking quality.

doesn't answer the question though, you dumb mutt

we slowed testing
we'll lose the top
but deads dont lie
my fellow wop

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Murrica is going to be no.1 tomorrow, maybe even today.

selfkill yourself

Because he gets a shekel or a grain of rice for messjng up tge thread

do you have the other template for that user

Make her futa, the more deaths the bigger her pp is

NO HOMO

youtube.com/watch?v=OTLyX5EfjIQ

Test Bottleneck

i soo much want to lick that camel

Yeh, basically, though probably countries will try and open back up 'cos muh economy..then shut back down once they see infections ramp back up. I'm expecting to see cycles of opening up and shutting down.

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The US doesn't know what it wants to be. One day herd, the next day lockdown again. Team schizo more like. No wonder your sons chops their dicks off. Pick a team and stick with it.

Can someone make a "Gas Gas Gas" edit of this?
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1242871784933707776/pu/vid/1280x720/45Ye49S2Z6SwM-TK.mp4?tag=10

So, why is the thread getting flooded with meme templates?

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you yesterday finally they made a quarantine in the half of the capital, but still quite autistic and no one do anything drastic yet. people go to work and shit. I demand to be part of your group of cool guys!!!

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UFC 249 is happening in Florida are you coming down here nigger?

E_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

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How do people who went to ICU but survive fare? Afaik ventilators completely ruin your lungs.

A pattern

most of the US is for team quarantine, just retards in congress wanting muh economy back up

Is Netherlands doing any quarantining or are people just allowed to fuck around? Borders open?

You're just gonna have to cope.

God this gif is so fucking perfect. God bless the user that made that and this as well

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England figures have yet to be released, that;s wales and scotland

uk is now team lockdown, therefore this pic is inaccurate.....

Monday

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No name no picture and protecting the guilty. Sounds like a Nigger.

make it yourself you lazy piece of shit

Shiiieeet bout time we do dis, imma need new jewels

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Source on Big titty elf?

US is no longer a superpower.
China will emerge victorious and unscathed.

That's homo, very homo

>using jiffs in 2020

22, 334 Died ?
It's a hoax just like the holohoax.

>Cases in New York going down

Nothingburger or test shortage?

Who the fuck drew this. Fucking communist cunts

Carl would unironically fug coronachan

We need an episode of him and shake trying to hit on corona chan while slowly dying. Frylock has an n95 respirator on the entire episode trying to discover a cure but keeps seeing she is more deadlier and resilient than he could ever deal with.

Netherlands is doing the herd because the potheads need to be free and the brothels need to stay in business.

A deal's a deal user, now you have to get pneumonia!

I'll cough on your face for faggot.

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Nice gif.

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you and your coworkers are legally obligated to euthanize her

>USA #2
hahahahah get fucked, Italy

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This proves that pigs can catch corona

Do you really think it's over at 500k? What are you going to do now that she's naked and the infection rates will really start picking up? You dumb fucking coomer.

How not to Summon a Demon Lord.

cuppa riots

Fuck off Chang

People really are stupid and will only change their behavior if they see a pile of bodies with their own eyes.

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>going to the Coronaville US

It's coming home bros

The Bill Mitchell redemption arc is on target. It's going to be kino.

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test shortage

Oldfag confirmed

Congratulations AMERICA!

Who are they going to export junk goods too?

I am surprised at the lack of looting. Have blacks, dare I say it, become civilized?

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>Now look at 'em ching-chongs, that's the way you do it
>Buy out all the masks to send to PRC
>That ain't working, that's the way you do it
>Coofing for nothing, kill the chinks for free

>We gotta install crematory ovens
>Coofed up pizza deliveries
>We gotta move these, these ventilators
>We can't let people coof on TV

>I shouldn't learn to do CPR
>I should have learned to wear all PPE
>Look at that grandma, she's seizuring all over, maaaaaaan
>Don't get near that chink

>What's that, Wuhanian noises?
>You're shooting up those chinks just like you're Xi JinPing
>That ain't working, that's the way you do it
>Coofing for nothing, bury chinks for free

youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

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Oh that spells M-O-O-N

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHUT IT DOWN BRAZIL

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Hospitalization rate seems to be low.
Has anyone realized that if we have proof that the virus doesn't come back after you have recovered, this is done with?
Isn't that what this is all about, this being dangerous because of flying aids?
Is anyone actually interested in knowing this?

They play better with file managers.

Blessed GIF.

Nothingburger.

Memeflag, checks out

i wish there was an updated version of this

Same.

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yes

Karma is a bitch. Now we just need the entire LAPD department to get coofed on.

youtube.com/watch?v=hV4xCjKpQzo
Crappy ecchi isekai.

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soon to be #1 thanks to the collapsed US health system

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Oh fuck off that is not an excuse
Go dump exploitables in a Yas Forums thread

oh, they will.

>It was just a joke

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The number of reported cases is bullshit. The virus has been traveling the globe since January. Many people in developed countries have had it for months.

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Having memes from the last 3 years alongside the classic ones really makes me uncomfortable, for some reason.

There's this place called Gelbooru full of anime tiddies. look it up.

shill bitchell's kike neocon ass will never EVER be redeemed. his fate is sealed

Only 28 deaths all boomers lol
pussy

that's a difference equation determining a function, not a function itself

Rotschild's owned the economist already told us they wanted to make a pandemic in china already in 2014.
>chinese kid eating with a fork behind a "Panic calendar"
>strong panda, maybe meaning that china will have the best outcome out of this
>helicopter drone above the kid contaminating him
>asian cop with a mask with his hands up like he is controlling a crowd of people

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nigger detected

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Fucks sake, at this rate Bill will sound like /cvg/ in a few days.

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when has bill been saying that we are fucked?
hes just been in denial and rambling for the last 2 months

The hero we need, but don't deserve.

Based gain of function killing off the dumb chimps occupying and destroying a beautiful natural sanctuary.

Why are Italians so weak? US 75k infected, 1k deaths. Italy 75k infected, 7.5k deaths.

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What redemption arc, the man is retarded.

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Steve1989 hunkered down in a bunker on a throne of TP with naked chicks around, throwing out a Chinese ration

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So basically over a month from when symptoms got bad until full recovery in a super healthy individual.. Jesus.

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Gayest take I have ever heard.

Dutch authorities are and have been doing everything in their power to allow this disease to kill as many Dutch people as it can.
The main outbreaks have been literally allowed to happen, on purpose.

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Real time updates on IRC worldwide -
Server: chat.freenode.net
Channel: #coronavirus

Web - webchat.freenode.net/

Most are from Yas Forums!

Nothing there mixes arousal with fear like this meme does though

>Woman
>Was just a joke
This day just keeps getting better and better. Pity that one greek fag not farming any yous.

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So China never lied then?

Can't say I like the super puffy look.

I like to see tits but I have to agree with you. Ass and hips above all else.
Bonus if flag and big ass and wide hips

The fuck is jiiff you argie faggot?

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I want to see a big titty corona Chan have gay sex with a loli Ebola Chan

forgot
>sumotori below the panda, maybe signaling olympic games?

Blame Yas Forums for it, memes where chosen by them.

it did feel a little strange for Yas Forums to be so far ahead of the news

>source
>my sixth sense

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Blacks definitely moved ahead of Chinese after this whole thing.

loli corona is ultimate and final corona user.

YES

Thanks, It may be garbage but I have like 20 hours a day to miss on something during this quarantine that seems to be extended for 2 weeks more. Shit.

mid-day numbers.
Wait til later on to see the rest.

Do you have the 30K seperated vers?

Usa now officially full hd

Why do you draw and how did you learn to? Can everybody learn to draw "properly enough"?

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Well, yeah, we can assume reported infections are mostly those people that are ill enough to be flagged by the health system, and rich people wanting to check they are ok and so on..

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>NYC cases soar over 21K
>De Blasio hopes to open NYC public schools on April 20 despite ‘big challenge’ posed by coronavirus

Ok guys, let's say you have to survive for 3 weeks with everything you have in your fridge, would you?
Let's share our Corona proof fridges.
I'd probably run out of food at the 2 weeks and I'd have to eat the probably already expired canned food

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Are they going to rename the Red Districts to Red Zones?

based public coofers

expressandstar.com/news/crime/2020/03/20/man-detained-under-mental-health-act-after-deliberately-coughing-on-shop-workers-and-claiming-to-have-coronavirus/

>A man arrested for allegedly coughing on staff in a Dudley shop and claiming to be infected with coronavirus has been detained under the mental health act

wsfm.com.au/newsroom/woman-intentionally-coughs-on-man-on-sydney-train-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/

>An argument has broken out on a Sydney train after a man accused a fellow commuter of deliberately coughing in his direction amid concerns over the coronavirus outbreak.

>Video footage shows the man and woman sitting opposite each other on the train when the man tells the woman to cover her mouth while coughing.

These guys do Jazz covers of anime songs. Give them a listen they are great
youtube.com/watch?v=cAIOOYXSdHw
This is their cover of Hare Hare Yukai

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>They warn that a cruise ship with the sick seeks to dock in the port of Mexico
lineadirectaportal.com/mexico/advierten-que-crucero-con-enfermos-busca-atracar-en-puerto-de-mexico_20200326-980635/

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Oostenrijkse Nederlanden is overcrowded and your government wants to create a new race of powerful Über-Dutchmen. Like evolution, but much much faster.

MVP

this guy survived eating an 1899 ration.
Corona-chan ain't doing shit to my guy Steve

Its not even close to over, and I expect her jugs to grow much, much bigger. Morgana tier big.

No one else is going to get that fucking reference jesus christ dude.

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I forgot that Yas Forums even existed desu, last I checked it was full of unironic incels who were perpetually mad at women.

Be the change you want to see in the world, user

and rename the coffeeshops to COOFeeshops?

>universal vaccine

lmao, there is no fucking skeleton key that fits every viral protein

>the man is retarded
that's an understatement, he literally got no clue about anything

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italian numbers in 12 minutes

REDEEMED

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That’s not how viruses work. What a retard.

I can't think of anything. Perhaps, a Hazmat giving the thumbs up.

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give it some time. it takes younger healther people longer to show symptoms. we're starting to see higher 30-50 year old CFR (up to almost 0.5% in Italy)

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Last few days the only numbers reported later in the day were the amount of deaths.

bless

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>webchat.freenode
Hello GCHQ, nice IP fishing trick

i think that guy had to be in "rehabilitation" for at least a week, ventilator damage is not permanent though, unless you're hooked for a month or more.
From what i understand they sedate you to hook up the ventilator so that your body(instinctively) doesnt reject or fight back the forced ventilation.

The real threat is the lung scarring caused by covid19 infective pneumonia

I "just draw" mostly but I have a new master's academy account aswell.
I only go durning secret santa because Yas Forums is all newfags

Bill NO!
He's losing his marbles

Aww, but it was spammed in the early threads my man. I just can't stand it not giving it a go

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at 1M her balls drop

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You fucking retard if that many people had had it it would have been noticed before as community-acquired pneumonia and if not, by health care overload because it occurs in clusters. Just end yourself shitwit

Don't rush it, make the next update at 1 million or at least 750k

Even a vaccine won't be anything useful if billions will get infected. Vaccines can prevent the virus from infecting you, but it could potentially weaken your immune system.
>Children who were vaccinated against influenza were 3 times more likely to be hospitalized for influenza-related complications than children who did not receive an influenza vaccine (OR = 3.67). (ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22525386)
Perhaps we'll need to find a proper (((cure))) or rely on herd immunity (which I don't really believe it can happen) to sustain a balance in communities.

agreed

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The nothingburger is getting desperate again

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We did it, VirusChads!

Lmao imagine hating board culture this much
Fuck off u gay CUNT

wdwnt.com/2020/03/walt-disney-world-annual-passholder-not-allowed-to-cancel-payments-despite-losing-work-due-to-coronavirus-pandemic/

NO

FUCK FUTANARIFAGS THEY GET THE GAS!

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Everyone. They are not to blame for this. Don't be and racist towards asians.

>0,0% fat products
>tons of sugary soda

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