$15 million bounty on Nicolas Maduro

The US DOJ has announced a $15 million bounty on Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro for narco-terrorism.

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Dead or alive?

They should offer a bounty for every venezuelan spic killed too. I hate spic vermin

Hopefully dead and with a hole in his head.

Fucking finally

Just send double secret agent sean penn down there to get a briefcase full of coke and accidentally become a narq like we did with the last guy.

that poor old man...

Anyone wanna team up and try and get that $15 million?
Can't promise I won't try to kill you afterwards and keep it all for myself but it will be a fun adventure

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15 million is all it costs to destroy shitskin nations today?

as if venezuelans didnt cause this.
stop blaming maduro for what chavez and all of you lazy fuckers caused.

Wtf based. What's the opinion on the government among your people? Most support Guaido i guess?

You think that will be enough to pay rent? In any case, I'm in.

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John McAfee is on it. Going to use the funds for his presidential campaign.

The US government is acting like it did not allow drugs across the US border for decades. Complete fucking joke

That's no poor old man, that's the dog, the big bad dog, the bounty hunter

I'm literally a 20 yo zoomer who couldn't possibly vote Chavez into power and my parents, while NPCish they never trusted or voted for Chavez. Fuck off and go suck that Senile dick.

Literally no one with an IQ over 30 or non-corrupt would ever support the current government. Either you're an indoctrinated monkey or you have economic reasons to do that.
Most of us fucking hate Guaidó though, he's also a socialist although a "social Democrat" one. Same shit different name and in blue.
Venezuelan politics suck bro.

Aren't we the reason their country is what is today?

WTF is going on man thanks for sending another fucking 100k venezuelans vermin to us AMERICA

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Why didn't they put a $15 million bounty on Saddam and Gaddafi instead of spending trillions on the military?

20 is old enough to do something you caused this.

i know who the dawg is,he just looks so tired of it all...

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Please announce a bounty on Putin & Erdogan's head too

there's literally nothing worse in the american continent than venezuelans
>entitled
>lazy
>criminals
>zealots that still suport chavez regime
>plastic whores
there's no redeeming qualities, they are just crap

trinad is a african country, tho.

I know you're trolling. How's AMLO tho, did he have a heart attack yet?

LOL
The US is a weak little bitch

Not at all. We were in the trashcan way before you even learn to find Venezuela in a map. The US sanctions narrative is false.

This is par for the course for the (((U.S.))) and why God will not hold back in his judgement of our Evil.

Trump didn't. He's not the swamp.

Based

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on top of dealing with all of these fucking Venezuelans storming our beaching seeking asylum we have the most fucking cases in the Caribbean

THANKS AMERICA FUCKING THANKS THANSK FOR EVERY FUCKING THING

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Ohboy here comes Team America, everything will be BON.

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Better get it early, that $15 mil is going to get rekt by inflation soon.

Anyone want to go on a road trip?

Think of Venezuela as a starving orphan the USA found, clothed, fed and educated. Orphan grew up to be a handsome and prosperous man, then bought a gun and blew his brains out.

He'll be dead within the week by one of his cronies
$15m USD is too juicy to pass up

ARCHIVE you stupid fucking new nigger. I’m not clicking that shit, you stupid nigger.

Oh yeah he's fucking toast.

I wouldn't say that. High echelons minions could easily make that amount with drugs or some other statist fuckery. However that's illegal money and most are heavily sanctioned.

$15 millions from the USA government is clean money you could easily spend for a investor green card and get the fuck out. No need to launder it or get spotted by the authorities.

Now if they could give us a loicense to kill all the venezolian spics in Runescape i'd be very pleased.
We kill them already but it would be nice to get Donny's approval.

And in all seriousness, fuck commies! Get rekt Mabongo!

So like, how the fuck would I ever get the money? Is this a dead or alive deal? If I had Maduro in a burlap sack and tried to cross the border, would I just walk up to the next US cop, hand him over and demand 15 mil?

Burgers, what are the logistics behind this? I need to know!

>killing a president
>$15 million
Cheap ass Jews.

Its not enough money desu. Maduro needs Tomahawks

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If I got it right, you'll get money for information that helps the capture of Maduro. You don't need to literally knock the US embassy door and drop Maduro's corpse.

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>Trump didn't. He's not the swamp.
He literally is. He sold out the minute he got elected and hired the same people he said he was going to get rid of.

That sucks, all Mexicans look the same. How can they tell if you get the real guy?

Yes.
>up to $15 million for information leading to the arrest and/or conviction of MADURO MOROS, up to $10 million for information leading to the arrest and/or conviction of CABELLO RONDÓN, CARVAJAL BARRIOS, and ALCALÁ CORDONES, and up to $5 million for information leading to the arrest and/or conviction of MARÍN ARANGO.

A significant lead that leads to hisbarrest is sufficient but if you manage to hogtie the bastard you can basically walk to next american authorities in your area, be it an embassy, consulate, border crossing or McDonalds, drop him off, get a receipt and contact the FBI. Then a board will evaluate your contributions to the case, if you drop him off personally that wont take long and then they will wire you the money. Of course you need to lawyer up because they will try to fuck you over.

Above all GET A RECEIPT

Venezuelans are slightly less black that Haitians.

oh hey, cia

based frog

based, cant wait until they go back to their fucking land, entitled lazy fucks. wish i own guns to kill them daily.

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That's a ton of money, I wish I knew shit.
With 15 million I'd go live in a nice villa in southern France and live a peaceful firefighter life

>Above all GET A RECEIPT
Shit you are right. I wonder how bounties are taxed here, not too fond of splitting hald my 15 mil with this ユダヤ state...

Spics hate black people so it's mutual

Fire up flightradar24 boys!

>wonder how bounties are taxed here,
7 seconds on google
>bounties in germany are tax free

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t. venezolANO

Probably taxable income like almost everywhere else.

At this point we've ethnically invaded each other countless times. We're intermixed. Sorry the truth hurts but we're equally retarded.
>inb4 uuuuh sweaty I'm actually 99% aryan with 1% nordic ancestry and my family literally never even spoke to anyone non-white
Sure, Alejandro.
Hey Chang.
Kek

Not Germany
See

This is not a frenchman. Make no mistake, this is a jew. I can smell the stench from here.

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