/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2570 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

0.007% of the world is infected
Big nothing burger, schizos
Take your medicine, this is nothing at all.
Go to sleep, delusional schizoids.
Get ready to return to normal life in 2 months.
China already has.
You lost.

Based Bengalis
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=6ncMme_Nbf8&feature=emb_logo

LOMBARDY
3/21- 546 deaths
3/22- 361
3/23- 320
3/24- 402
3/25- 296
Today: +385

>500000 infected
>30000 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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500k boys

NEVER

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>500,001

E X P O N E N T I A L

Calling it: 1,000,000 in 5 days.

>China: "ha ha guys it's all good, we have this thing under control no problem, China number 1"
>Also China: *leverages Australian companies ran by rich Chinese stakeholders to completely drain Australia's medical supply reserves*

Chinese-ran Australian companies shipped out 190+ tonnes of medical equipment from Australia to China in Jan/Feb, even as experts warned of a supply shortage and imminent virus outbreak in Australia in late-January

baka.com.au/national/second-developer-flies-82-tonnes-of-medical-supplies-to-china-20200326-p54e8n.html?uwotm8

australianaviation.com.au/2020/02/wiseway-profits-up-despite-drop-in-air-freight-dry-cargo-revenue/

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Posting patient zero. Stay strong Anons and nuke China.

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RadioAnon back, Waiting to make an emergency 500k announcement. First time I'm enjoying this obligation.

Happy 500k!

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REMINDER THAT 2500 NEW INFECTED IN LOMBARDY ALONE
YESTERDAY THERE WERE ONLY 1643

CHINA HERE WE COME

Buy it

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>500,001
heh, that was easy

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No 500K edition? You had 1 job whitelander brother.

Sneedpharos.

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It's fine bro, just a coof, go back to work goy.

Congrats on 500k, Corona-Chan!!!

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>Detected: 500,001
Corona-Chan you're my queen!

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Anyone turned into a massive coomer during quarantine ? I just watch porn all day, it's not like there is anything else to do.

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tempting Corona-chan again?

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THANK YOU BASED user!

What's up with that +/- 100 swing?

Good job.

52 cases to reach the 500k

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Thank you based polish bro

MOMMMYYY

based

>ahegao...
mein fruende

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take your meds
sexualising a literal virus
mentally ill freak schizo

woman is only 6'0" tall. manlet is 5'11"

THE FIRE RISES

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BLESS YOU!

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my bet was on april 5th. testing will slow down. Countries will try to postpone the psychological effect of 1 million as much as possible.

Look at how china just straight up stopped counting at 80k

500,000!!!
>500,000!!!
500,000!!!
>500,000!!!
500,000!!!
>500,000!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=iSeaWejqF6s

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500K CONFIRMED CASES
>500K CONFIRMED CASES
500K CONFIRMED CASES
>500K CONFIRMED CASES
500K CONFIRMED CASES
>500K CONFIRMED CASES

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The fire rises

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BASED POLANBRO

HOW
O
W

Thanks Based user! Remember the giant cock when we reach 1M!

Good on ya mate.

Thanks bro

Post your favorite Kung flu picture

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stay safe brotha

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was there any updates for influenza-senpai? any link to artist?

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HALF A MILLION CASES
IT
IS
OGRE

>THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
>catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
add this to archive/nothingburger today/OP post
fucking prophets on Yas Forums

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She is a big girl.

name?

nice user very nice

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She did she do that with her mask? Is she retarded?

so after all is said and done, would the WHO officials be put to trial first for sucking china's dick and corruption, or the chinese officials for their crimes against humanity

>CORONAVIRUS DEATH TOLL IN WORST-AFFECTED ITALIAN REGION LOMBARDY RISES BY MORE THAN 385 IN PAST 24 HOURS

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The great debate

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what's the twitter for this artist, someone posted it but I didn't save it

How is this even possible? You people can hardly go outside anymore

My dick

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she is an astounding specimen.

once this virus is under control we should destroy china and each of us will get a couple of these chink girls for our personal harems.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How is that even possible? Are they infecting the dead now?

She’s a big gal

Fuck off faggot, you cannot stop coronachan.

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any1 have this without the autistic text?

Coronavirus Cases:
499,952
almost there

Yis.

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BLESSED

user, HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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>No Tiddy increase
Still, fucking NICE

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 73,981 (1,065) Spain 56,197 (4,145) Germany 41,519 (237) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,712 (191) United Kingdom 9,849 (477) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,398 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Canada 3,579 (36) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,279 (14) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,598 (63) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (41) Czech Republic 1,775 (7) Ireland 1,564 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Chile 1,306 (4) Pakistan 1,130 (9) Poland 1,120 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 802 (2) India 719 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Slovenia 577 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 495 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +5,770 (+38) Spain +6,682 (+498) Germany +4,196 (+31) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +815 (+38) United Kingdom +320 (+12) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +810 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +44 (+4) Malaysia +235 (+3) Denmark +127 (+7) Czech Republic +121 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Pakistan +67 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) India +62 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +49 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Armenia +25 (+1) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Kazakhstan +30 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Canada +170 Norway +195 Poland +69 Thailand +111 South Africa +218…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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BASED

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>Vagina
ruined

>500 000
500 000
>500 000
500 000
>500 000
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTOO MYYYYYYYY

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what are the pasta nigger doing there?

Just a typical attractive female who thinks she is immortal, nothing to see.

Based Poland

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600k could be a pose like a pussy spread or something

How many of us here have been denied testing due to strict testing criteria which is undoubtedly creating biased infection data?

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>catracalivre
That's literally buzzfeed tier
Then again OP has a bunch of buzzfeed-tier articles, being the faggot that he is

normies are waking up, starting to see its a nothing burger fuck what should we do now?

Where do we go from here?

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>Only 5

You do realise coronavirus is trans right?

Halfway to a million! We fucking did it! Let’s see the what the drawfag will make next!

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>Chinese slender man
unironically very spooky

>all major cities shut down
>global economy rekt
>nothing burger

@Willwildart
I think

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willwildart

I am down user, sounds like a good re-population plan.

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

PRECISE LOMBARDY REGION NUMBERS ARE IN!

2.543 NEW CASES AND 387 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 34.889 CASES AND 4861 DEATHS!

WE'RE BACK ON TRACK BABYYYYYYYYYYY!

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

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Come on pasta bros! You can't lose to the murricans!

absurdly based not gonna lie

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>died
Not enough.

@willwildart, but that's literally him posting it in this thread.

Congratulations on 500k, Corona-chan!!

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Mental illness.
Schizo coomers.

what are you gay?

GAAND PE LATH KOOTO BC

Did you see the other video from Kashmir ?

Are you a nothing burger faggot ?

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remain calm citizen

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What is your corona death funeral song?

Corona-chan can sneak through the window

Virus, governors rebellion and dead economy what a year to be brazilian

Normies are flipping shit imside what are you on about?

He buy?

Doomp it

What the fuck are pasta fags doing

Are you the new Gary?

>2.543 NEW CASES AND 387 NEW DEATHS
compared to yesterday's lombardy?

twitter.com/willwildart

What comes at 1 million, boys?
>inb4 "she does"

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Go back to /d/ Britbong

>go to store
>some little fucking shit LOUDLY and SICKLY coughing ALL OVER THE STORE
>parents look at the kid with the "Sheeple stare"
If I fucking get it I am hunting that kid and their family down I swear to god, and having them be arrested for domestic terrorism

Genuinely curious. Which ones?

I think it's the same guy as

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We'll leave you guineas in the dust. 250,000 infected in US alone by April 1st. Cap this.

This source is garbage, might as well add infowars stuff.

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How can I be gay if I like a feminine penis?

youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

Oh look, its the (((Greek))) again.

500,000 cases

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Italy is getting a boost in an hour. But I think America can still end up keeping the second or even first place today.

What the hell is that thing

Based.

How

>First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
LITERALLY CHINESE PROPAGANDA OP IS FAGGOT. THIS IS NOT FROM THE US TRIAL, IT IS FROM A VERY SMALL SAMPLE TRIAL THAT WAS DONE ON HEALTHY PEOPLE, NOT PEOPLE WITH CORONAVIRUS. TAKE THIS OFF OP XI.

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We put the degenerates in place unlike the westerners

JUST IMAGINE THIS, MY BROTHERS!

BY THE END OF 2020, THE UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA WILL BE NO MORE!
THEY ARE OVER
THEY ARE COLLAPSING FROM ALL THE SINS THEY HAVE COMMITTED ON THIS HOLY PLANET.
>UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
>UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
>UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
>UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
>UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
>UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
UNITED STATES OF POOMERICA IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA *inhales* AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

YU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHA

rEJOICE MY BROTHERS, FOR A WORLD WITHOUT THE INBREDS WILL EMERGE FROM THE PAIN AND TRAGEDY WE ARE GOING THROUGH. HANG IN THERE FOR THE REWARDS FOR OUR PAIN IS THE DESTRUCTION OF THE AMERISHARTS.

>AAAAAAOOOOOOOOUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Go back to Discord.

HE DIDN'T PREP user
HA

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Nah, care to give a link?

>(WHO) estimates that the flu kills 290,000 to 650,000 people per year.

OH NO NO NO NO ITS NOT EVEN A FLU ITS A COLD

best form of celebration, yaaaay 500k

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Yes. Full numbers in less than an hour

AHHHH IM GONNA AAAAHHH IM COOOOMING

Pasta brother tell me the true. Are you guys having giant orgies and are not telling anyone?

Futafags btfo

Reminder 1 more day until we make all other countries look like little bitches.
Good luck ever catching these numbers.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

402 on Mar 24th is the record high, but it doesn't matter, because it is starting to hit the other areas of Italy.

Shut up retard, I'm stuck at a station all day, I'm allowed to be horny.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+5.52%) Germany (+1.45%) France (+1.62%) United Kingdom (+1.85%) Italy (+0.21%) Switzerland (+1.37%) Spain (+1.41%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+0.67%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+3.19%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+4.03%) Japan (-1.74%) Hong Kong (+1.00%) China (+0.97%) Australia (+3.11%) Singapore (+1.45%) India (+7.26%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (+0.05%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-9%) Wuhan (-5%) New Delhi (-67%) Dubai (-37%) Moscow (-27%) Rome (-45%) Milan (-31%) Berlin (-39%) Munich (-42%) Brussels (-56%) Paris (-50%) Madrid (-15%) Barcelona (-25%) London (-41%) Johannesburg (-34%) Sao Paulo (-44%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-31%) Washington (-15%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-15%) Mexico City (-38%) Los Angeles (-59%) Seattle (-52%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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heres your (you) now fuck off friendo.

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WHO will be investigated for corruption and fraudulent practice. the CCP will play the blame game and lie till they are dissolved.

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The last four days its been under 2000 cases in Lombardy

Shut the fuck up, boomer.

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For you.

it looks like Corona-chan pulled him out of his drawing hibernation

10/10

Nigger faggot.

BASED.
Is she gonna grow a penis at 1 million?

and US will overtake China tomorrow then nobody will catch them ever again

Roughly between 1600-1700
She’s growing

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>t. jelly that people want a virus more than you

>— 3,865 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
At least get your facts straight. You're using the U.S. death numbers for swine flu and the worldwide numbers for Corona.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU

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what were yesterdays Lombardy numbers?

I BET HALF THESE FUCKING POSITIVE TESTS ARE FALSE POSITIVES

kek

Its either spreading through sewage OR they got infected before and are only showing up in tests now.

How is Germany keeping their death count so fucking low?

>estimates
Key word, brainlet

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just a random thot I saved from /int

It's a pangolin and they're cute

>PAST
>should have been PAST(A)
u missed a good meme fuk u

If I get Corona-chan, I get Corona-chan. At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from posting.

kek, slenderchan

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

The source is here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Italy#Statistics

That's a...Thank you Polandbro

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DAMN SON

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stop reposting this larp. The only thing he got right was Italy, and that was a good guess. "bat populations will mutate it" what a joke

I wish you were wrong. Hopefully after the corona breakdown of society we kick out leech and kill degenerate.

Pangolin. One of the animals next to the bat which may have been involved in the creation of the virus.

Meanwhile, according to the CDC's National Center for Health Statistics (NCHS), "influenza and pneumonia" took 62 034 lives in 2001—61 777 of which were attributed to pneumonia and 257 to flu, and in only 18 cases was flu virus positively identified. Between 1979 and 2002, NCHS data show an average 1348 flu deaths per year (range 257 to 3006). The NCHS data would be compatible with CDC mortality estimates if about half of the deaths classed by the NCHS as pneumonia were actually flu initiated secondary pneumonias. But the NCHS criteria indicate otherwise: "Cause-of-death statistics are based solely on the underlying cause of death... defined by WHO as `the disease or injury which initiated the train of events leading directly to death.'" In a written statement, CDC media relations responded to the diverse statistics: "Typically, influenza causes death when the infection leads to severe medical complications." And as most such cases "are never tested for virus infection...CDC considers these [NCHS] figures to be a very substantial undercounting of the true number of deaths from influenza. Therefore, the CDC uses indirect modelling methods to estimate the number of deaths associated with influenza."
>aspe.hhs.gov/cdc-—-influenza-deaths-request-correction-rfc

the virus most likely be an airbone at this point

No, I am right. You are confusing "confirmed" with "estimates". Two different things. Estimates multiply confirmed cases by 10-20

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>person had a hair transplant 4 months ago

Can't be a coronavirus death. Prior health condition

based

I have. I was nofap before this but not anymore.

Pangolin. They’re based, Satan.

like 1500

oh shit coronachan surpasses deaths of SARS,swineflu and ebolachan combined

this is really bioweapon

Pangolin. Apparently the other theory is that Coronavirus came from those animals that chinks also eat.

Its airborne, and people won't last inside quarantine for another week

Oh 500,000

We did it bros!

>Olympics canceled
>USA still manages to win

Based. Great job drawfren

>1.643 new cases
>296 new deaths

Source?

Did Jim die?
I want a 500k metokur stream

1643 new cases and 296 deaths.

lost

I BET HALF THESE FUCKING NEGATIVE TESTS ARE FALSE NEGATIVES.

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Who official they put the earth to hasard because of money.

>500k
500k
>500k
500k
>500k
500k

Personifying/sexualising immaterial things is one extremely obvious sign of mental illness.

If you have even one picture of COVID-19 depicted as a humanoid, sexualised or not, seek professional psychological help.

>500,001 infected
>about 21k dead
> OMG THE ENDERINO IS HERE
Stop shilling this fucking nothingburger you faggots. Since all the factories shuttered in china thousands of propke wetent killed by pollution, so the chink flu SAVED more lives than it took. Cope and seethe faggot.

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the level of brainletry in this thread is immense. Thats a year value of flu, and its estimate. real value is lower.
This is happening for 1-2 months in the west. its just beginning. The current values are also limited by testing availability, real values are 5x to 10x higher in infected. Likely 2-3x higher in deaths.

Reminder that you can reuse N95 masks/filters if sterilised in an over at 70c for 30minutes with no loss to filtration
archive.vn/aYBJi

absolutely no one will be punished for this.

It's only just begun.

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2020 is the year I’ve had the most fun and it hasn’t finished yet

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500K CONFIRMED CASES
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
>500K CONFIRMED CASES
>NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
500K CONFIRMED CASES
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
>500K CONFIRMED CASES
>NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
500K CONFIRMED CASES
NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
>500K CONFIRMED CASES
>NOTHINGBURGER FAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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nice
next one at 750k

>Total infected 7431. New cases in 24h (+1019)
>Total Deaths 434. New (+78)
JUST

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gib milkers now

like France they are only reporting a small portion of their deaths
nobody that died outside of a hospital is counted, they also dont test already deceased patients that died of pneumonia before getting a test

,542
,542

Congrats, Corona-chan.

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Can someone post the anti chink pasta

Anyone explain to me why the stock market is going up?

WRONG

Why exactly is every country allowed to report deaths and cases however they see fit? Shouldn't there be a standard they're all held to so we can get exact numbers?

this
>The consistent estimates of the infection fatality risk at around 1 to 10 deaths per 100,000 infections identified in our review (Figure 3) may represent the seriousness of H1N1pdm09 in developed countries where data were available. >ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3809029/

>FED POOMPS DOW JONES TO 22K
>UNEMPLOYMENT AT RECORD HIGH
>US ABOUT TO OVERTAKE ITALY AND CHINA IN CORONA INFECTED
>TRUMP SAYS VIRUS WILL BE GONE IN 2 WEEKS
>PEOPLE DIE AND ARE UNEMPLOYED
>BUT AT LEAST THE DOW JONES IS DOING GOOD

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I don't like big tits. Everyone knows a big ass and small boobs is best.

>doctors dying all over the world
>thousands are retired medical staff but on the job
>literally the soldiers of the new age
Times person of the year will be a doctor.

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Aryan genetic

youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

RIGHT. Also checked.

>0.007% of the world
>thinking we got BTFO
Yeah, ok schizo. Whatever you say.

its okay i know tons of people with hypertension, diabetes, etc and they just always drop dead randomly, especially after flus.
definitely dont know any that are over 65, nobody in america makes it that long because we lack a modern health system with meds that can keep them going til their 90

how long till 600k?

>that smug look as she walks away
When will they learn

Quick, what is Xi thinking?

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Can you explain this in brainlet?

they are also celebrating the 500k mark.

And China will always get away with it no matter how outrageous the thing they do because we are run by a bunch of coward swines who only care about finance.

301576 on nhentai

Fed niggers are pumping it, unironically, especially boeing, and they're inflating the bubble. Its going to pop

less than four days, five days.

Got to buy those dips.

Gif please

It was on the news, if I find it, I will post it here.

keke

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Wasn't the Times person of the year that climate goblin?

BASED. Thanks for calling out the fake news user

money machine go brrr

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2 days

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This is where the reinfected meme comes from. The "recovered" were still infected

Who else gives more detailed statistics? Because except for tested, deaths, recovered etc. the other statistics like race, gender etc are scarce. Or is it only my perception?
People still rely on the Chinese numbers for fucks sake, as if these numbers and stats had anything to do with reality, and even if they did then the world already surpassed them.

Anybody has a "You are entering 2020" pic with aus/cali fires?

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I'm betting less than 36 hrs

Corona-Chan有一些漂亮的山雀

NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CHINKERINOS

Thanks

Is it from Bangladesh or is it from India ? Also hello neighbour.

If schizos used real numbers for anything, their reality would crumble.

Why are they allowed to do that? Shouldn't there be some kind of standard?

>how long before we can invade the west

That's an unexpectedly high mortality rate at 4%, I thought you nothingburgerfags said it was just a flu?

Probably by Saturday assuming it grows at the same rate.

He is applauding the creator of corona chan

gratz on half a mill.

Based

Report unusual behavior.
Barricade you homes.
Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
Wait for official instructions.

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OVER TARGET UNDER BUDGET

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I WANT TO FUCK THAT VIRUS

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Rolling for Bill Mitchell to get the Coronavirus.

Are there any stats that show the
infection vs. hospitalization rates for the elderly?

Example: What % of 80+ yr olds need hospital care?

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1 million in April inevitable.

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You now remember this guy.

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Four days, five days

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>0.007% of the world
>thinking we got BTFO
Confirmed Nothingburgerfags are Sociopathic Maniacs that will not accept a deadly virus is a threat until it kills literally billions. Just how many more will it take before you understand, retard.

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>He Sold?

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>only the dead can know peace from this evil

The virus is here to fuck YOU.

There was a spic while back asking for suggestions for flu chan, mexican I think.

Based, fuck anime

Monday/tuesday

Nope
see
Confirmed deaths for swine flu are ~18k world wide, estimated deaths are 150k+.
So, like he said corona confirmed deaths are higher than swine flu confirmed deaths.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_flu_pandemic_by_country

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based Argentina bro

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE UNDER BUDGET

Typically this wouldn't be a political thing and the WHO and the CDC would be in conjunction of establishing definitions and test and what not.

This has been a debacle from the start. The very fact we arent referring to this as SARS-COV-2 lets you know how politicized it is.

>they also dont test already deceased patients that died of pneumonia before getting a test
As they should, unlike fucking Italians do

no but i have this

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>landlords still demanding you be employed when 50% of people have been laid off
parasites the lot of em

Sorry my man

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Bail outs, mostly Boeing.

HELP ME
What's the name of that virus pandemic simulation that happened in the last year or two?

guys uuuh 7.5k dead people in a month is kinda bad i think

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PHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!

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make her longer hnnnngggg

My brother (who lives in France) is suspected to have caught the virus two weeks ago, but noone tested him...

short but sweet 500k thread

No, we have shit data. Noone knows anything about this virus

Itll probably be some HIV+ trans CNA who did fuckall

Did the bongs drop the herd strategy? Is America alone on /termherd/?

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cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/covid19-winnipeg-tea-1.5508703

HAHAHAHAHAA!!! NO! fucking Chinese.

Nono, just making a corp report, have no better idea to prep the investors.

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It's going to be a million cases in April.

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Germany rarely counts cases with comorbidities

We love you Coronachan!

its already 1 million, probably 2
Theres just not enough testing capacity and a lot of countries arent even testing for damage control.
They fear panic as much as they fear the virus.

lel US seems to get updated every few minutes. they are finished.

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Germany also doesn't report the cause of death as corona if they already had a pre existing condition
If the patient had corona but also diabetes the cause of death is officially diabetes

Event ,201

Event 201

Calm down, more people die in a car accident every day.

I always fucking knew BNO is based right from the very beginning. 2 DAYS TILL 600K

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What a shitshow.. I've been wondering why the WHO or CDC haven't been the ones running press conferences and leading the whole thing. I just don't understand why it even has to be political. We could've put an end to it much faster if only we'd stopped fucking around..

anyone else not feel bad for places like NYC and Cali?
Fuck'em.

People just succumb at different weights, it’s why everyone screaming nothingburger after a two day decline are retarded. There needs to be at least a week of steady decreases to call it a peak.

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Can I fuck Corona-chan?

it's just the beginning
> wait when truly most of the medical personnel gets exhausted and there is no one to replace them

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Yeh, we lockdown now. Daft idiots fucked up their original modelling.

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Mover over Ebola chan I have a new wife

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She grows right before our eyes. Do your best Corona-chan.

a pretty useless exercise since they didn't contain the damn thing

YES FINALLY

Only the cities, rual places are still mostly corona free.

>i wanna
>i wanna
>i wanna kill all chinks

youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

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Because it can and no one is worried about the manipulation anymore.
This is plainly visible in the silver market, even better than the entire stock market. The price of the metal through the refiners a few days ago was about $17 while the paper silver kept the price at about $12.
That, as far as I remember happened for the first time and even after 2008 the price of physical metal was not that divorced from the paper. Paper SLV and GLD are completely divorced from the reality and supply/demand for the real metal. But yet are used by the refinera still ( no other choice). This year the manipulation was so blatant that the markets dealing with the physical metal divorced from the paper.
We will see what happens next but no one is selling the physical for the paper price right now ( checked yesterday).

bro where have you been, we've known that its aerosolized since january

Only without protection

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!

>do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee