Brit/pol/ - ARE NHS Edition

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>Rishi Sunak to unveil financial aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52044542

>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498

>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003

>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

>Virus surges in US as death toll passes 1,000
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52044452

>What’s behind the great toilet roll grab?
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52040532

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First for are Mozza
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malice grunt

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Fuck doom nonce

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Peter Hitchens has just posted this:

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Me mate Moaty's got corona

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Good lad.

/cvg/ = trolling outside of Yas Forums

I get that normies are a bit OTT about the NHS but I'll never understand why brit/pol/ hates it with such a passion.

who's the tranny in the wig behind that fit girl?

>Mother, 36, 'dies of coronavirus' in her flat after being told she was not a priority when she called 999
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8153999/Mother-36-dies-coronavirus-flat-told-not-priority.html
looks like we're seeing a repeat of what happened in wuhan. people suddenly dying on the spot. probably a cytokine storm or a neuropathy-related shutdown of their lungs/heart.

>Suddenly have shortness of breath literally out of nowhere
ah fuck

No that would be bad too

Cause its filled with pakis and nogs.

Can't believe the size of the queue for Tesco. Zero social distancing. People everywhere.

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We did it lads!
We beat the coronavirus!

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>trolling so hard half the population now have to stay inside of their homes
Pretty good troll desu

don't think anyone really does it's a bit of piss taking lad

Noooo not are Moaty

>We beat the coronavirus!
the 78% CFR says otherwise. that's going to skyrocket when the people on ventilators start dying.

Starting to think someone is paying you to LARP in this general. Who is it?

So it begins, the greatest clappening of our time.

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blimey lad that's a nice tesco

>Dr's are pakis, nurses are niggers, admin are useless fuck dumb roasties, patients are niggers pakis pikey and dolescum
brit/pol/ ? not liking NHS ? Can't think y m80

I think it's the Tedposter, Tedposting has stopped since the coronarino started

The NHS has subverted everything Britain is that’s why. We aren’t defined by our culture, history, our toughness, our achievements, we are simply defined by R NHS. The reality of the NHS is filled with foreign workers who don’t give a shit about the people they care for because it gives them a decent wage.
Plus, the NHS is a liberal paradise. No matter who you are you can be cared for.

It’s replaces natural selection to another level, the consequences of which we pay for every day.

Stop having Covid-19.

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lotto user here. just won 2 £10s and put the winnings back in the big one tonight. it's on.

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>Join the nation at 8pm tonight to say THANK YOU to all health and social care staff on the frontline, who are working tirelessly across the country in the fight against #coronavirus

AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S OFFICIAL
AHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF OUR GOVERNMENT

i'm gonna blare out Jim Jim Falls at 8
fuck the NHS and fuck bootlickers
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Aye wor Moaty. Press F for respects lad.

I am a freeman on the land and I do as I please.

>On Wednesday North Wales police sent a family home after they were caught heading for a day out at the beach.

>In a Facebook post, the force’s Conwy coastal unit said: “Officers are out patrolling and it is pleasing to see that most people are sticking to the government advice.

>“But Inspector Daf Curry and PCSO Sara Owen did speak to a family of five who’d travelled from Merseyside to Llanfairfechan for a day at the seaside, to advise them this was not essential travel and to go home.”

>Daf Curry

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stop begging for stricter lockdowns
stop being a curtain twitching lockdown janny

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TRILLIONS WILL DIE, THIS WILL LAST FOR AT LEAST 5000 YEARS

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ABSOLUTE
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Gotta be a contrarian. If nothing was being done he’d complain the government was putting priority of the economy over the people.

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WHERES YOUR LOICENCE TO GO OUTSIDE?

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And he'd be right, he doesn't say nothing should be done, he says this is too much though

kek

I jizzed on that freshly powdered face

No he wouldn't.

Peak cringe

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>OHH NOOO SOMEBODY RAN PAST ME AND WAS ONLY A FOOT AWAY IM GOING TO DIIIIEEEEEEEEE

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she looks like she smells of cigs on that photo

Who hasn’t

why cringe

Yes he would, he's an utter knob.

is that you James, heard you moaning about it on lbs this afternoon, lmao

lbc*

He looks like he's about to pester someone for their strongest potions.

Why malice lol; yes good answer

If you live in Sussex and had flu in January, you probably already had the stinkychinky.
This tosspot bought it in long before Gov did anything, lockdown is nothing but power grab. Cops can now fine you in 30 quid increments just for leaving your house of sniffling without a license.
We already beat this weakly chink shit.
telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/uk-patient-zero-east-sussex-family-may-have-infected-coronavirus/

it's true though

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The person that creates memes like this, wears tshirts like pic related

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How is that wrong?

It’s a chance for people to virtue signal to the highest level. And for people who work in these areas to come across as if they’re in the trenches of the Somme or something. Just wash your hands and stay away from people ffs, it’s not that hard or noble

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>listening to james o brien

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Eddie is a nonce

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>bin workers
Surprised they're still letting them collect

stop being a sucker
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fucking cunt

what did he say to her

>we have been saved by cleaners and binmen
>how is that wrong?

fat mike does my head in though

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she's a siren

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>70 percent of deaths are male...

> dailymail
Kek

LADS AN INVALID JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!

It's true though. Fuck Branson, I'm waiting for the riots just so I can smash few billionaires up.

based

Halp fur heroes

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and james doesn't? doesn't make any sense to me, but w/e

Don't remember, probably summat noncey

you don't have to post the tracking link you mongie
>/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I get it, they're just going to keep pushing the release of new numbers later and later until eventually we go multiple days without any new cases or deaths. Scotland, Wales and Norn Ireland don't seem to have got the memo yet.

>have you ever blown a dog?

Clapping has been banned tho. Did the new emergency powers mean it is being enforced on everyone?

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lmao this country is fucked
never seen so many people outside in years. walking everywhere, shirtless, shops packed, motorways packed

its a madness

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Something about 50 cocks

i don't know what that means

Nonce

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because they're tory shills

it's well known that clapping throws millions of virons into the air, this isn't going to end well

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reverse psychology works

500k confirmed cases. the CFR is still 30% on average.

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Mike is a fucking nonce defender and is too fucking stupid to click on the UN website to realise how wrong he is for dismissing the Replacement agenda. His excuse is that he doesn't care because he will be dead by the time it happens so it doesn't affect him.
I fucking hope he has a heart attack live on air

How many cocks you seen on omegle tonight. The fucking nonce.

Dyke dick

imagine being a senior police officer and not having the foresight to realise you will get bullied for wearing your hair like that.
just looks like you dont take your job seriously

what was the phrase he used?
something like
>sexually available
kek

Yeah then he said
>Would you like to see another?

all true, but james o brien is worse in every respect. it's like your spiting yourself

*you're

Yeah, just don't go digging too deeply into those contract agreements for hospital cleaning right?

As it stands from the other three:

Scotland: +175 cases +3 dead
Wales: +113 cases, +6 dead
NI: +32 cases, +3 dead

It's a brainwashing exercise, let ppl who should be in mental wards be in the top jobs & then let the standards slip more & more

I don't know who you are
I'll find you
I'll kill you!

Oh yeah, what a freakish little nonce

excited to watch eddie on omegle next, fucking missed it

>our toughness
fucking larper

>The reality of the NHS is filled with foreign workers who don’t give a shit about the people they care for because it gives them a decent wage.
we NEED to start training our own fucking doctors but you'd whinge about that too

>It’s replaces natural selection
in a state of raw natural selection you would have had your head caved in long ago. fuck off retard

youtube.com/watch?v=Zh3p1BMxurc

>nonce hunting groups still defying the lockdown and risking their own lives to keep are kids safe.

bravo baz and steve, 'av a pint on me. fookin legunds. simple as.

did anyone get a screenshot of that qt idf girl and willing to throw their life down the drain by posting it?

Everyone should just be a farmer if that's the case because reductively it's the most important job. Fuck cleaners, bourgeoisie fascists doing an unimportant job eating the profits off our farmers.

dont have any curtains and the sun is at an annoyingly perfect angle that is shining right in my eyes at the desk ffs

Fuck O'Brien too, he cries about everything apart from when he brings his paki mate sadiq on where crying just turns into paki appeasing.
I switch over to TalkSport after JHB

why are you upset that people think branson is a nob?

It is a fucking religion.

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