you're walking outside violating the lockdown and these guys stop you in the street
what do ?
You're walking outside violating the lockdown and these guys stop you in the street
Joseph Green
Carter Cook
ask to join
Robert Howard
Fuck his wife
Alexander Moore
Tell them to get a room already.
Austin Martinez
Call the police. Illegal firearms and illegal army insignia on Finnish land. They have about 10 minutes until military police from the neighboring military base capture them.
Jaxson Price
I walk the other way because I don't talk to faggots.
Isaiah Green
I pull a Taliban strategy. Try to infiltrate them and gain their trust. Then I commit an insider attack and take their weapons.
Camden Davis
Ask them when the peter puffing contest starts.
Ian Adams
Suck their dicks
Jack Russell
Make fun of their shitty 2006 tier gear after befriending them.
Camden Perry
>Sling up my rifle
>smile through my MSA millennium and nod at them,
>approach them with my hand out to shake their hands.
>Engage in brief chat
>share info about the area and goings on. >Trade contact information to stay in touch over the coming weeks.
>Leave.
Not so hard is it?
Christopher Murphy
fuck his husband
Brayden Rogers
Pull out my Glawk and check their lungs for Corona damage.
Kayden James
power move
Wyatt Richardson
I coof
Brody Sullivan
Tip my camo MAGA hat, wish them a good day, and continue on with my business.
Andrew Myers
Drop a few distraction shekels, then Mozambique Drill with the FAL all while yelling TRUST THE PLAN and WE WANT MOSHIACH NOW
Cooper Rogers
I work as an mp, so I'll probably be the one stopping them
Jack Roberts
start wanking because they're hot operators
Jackson Bennett
>wants to be magav
for real ?
they are police
Dominic Reed
Kill them and take some pictures as I split
Sebastian Garcia
metzitzeh b;peh
Jayden White
loudly begin sharting and tell them who is white
Ian Diaz
>MP
first of all fuck you, second of all MP have no authority over police
you dont kill magav, magav kill you
Nathaniel Roberts
>>approach them with my hand out to shake their hands.
get shot for spreading virus
Jaxon Gutierrez
wow so impressive
shitskins
Joshua Young
Apologize profusely with a worried look on my face and immediately start thanking these based brown guys because us whiteys could never be so manly and based and trad like them what a blessing it is thay t they immigrated. Say that I have a beautiful blonde 18yo sister who Id love to marry off to based guys like them if they would like to follow me
Lead them into a pitfall trap, pour gasoline over them and yippie ki yay those shitskins like Bruce Willis in Die Hard2
Evan Peterson
hahahahahahahahahaha
Adrian Jackson
pick up the nearest pebble i can find so i can finally put an end to this misery
Aiden Kelly
Literal Jew? I'd open fire.
Samuel Carter
You forgot to kiss there boots
Camden Rivera
only acceptable answer
Jack Harris
Tell them F off, one has Orange stop in Barrel
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Reservists?; A1's
Hudson Martin
Goddamn Magavniks are such faggots its a fucking disgrace. Working with them is like working with niggers. At least their girls fuck like crazed rabid sex-deprived women. But God knows I'd never trust them to guard a kitchen, let alone a checkpoint.
Jordan Robinson
Is that a challenge?
Daniel Turner
Says the kike
Lincoln Kelly
Oh great, the fag patrol is here.
Ryder Perez
this, i was beta AF in the army until one of my army friends introduced me to her magavnick sister, got my dick sucked almost daily since then. bitch did go crazy after she finished her service so i bailed.
right now i have a magavnick coworker, hes pretty braindead but he's funny and politically based so i tolerate him.
yes
Adam Cox
Suck their dicks
Carter Hill
Shoot them and take their gear. I am innocuous and charismatic, they would have their backs turned to me in no time.
Aiden Price
If you take all the IQ deadends from high-school and give them uniforms you get the basic recipe for an army LARPer aka MAGAV.
t. served in co-ed unit myself.
Jacob Barnes
wtf that's gay
Isaac King
You try to stop him, he's gonna kill you too, jew faggot. Yas Forums wins again.
Christopher Morris
>ISRAEL IS WHITE!!!!
Adam Wright
like those caracal mostly-female 'kravi' units or were you a jobnick serving with women ?
i was an airforce technician and women there were mostly ok , but from watching that reality shot about caracal or whatever serving there as a male seems like hell.
Robert Jenkins
I don't have a lockdown, also private land.
So creedmore to the gut from 300y so I have time to visit them up close as they squirm.
William Miller
Magavnick is just kiketalk for genocidal Zionists right?
Jaxson Gomez
Magav = מג"ב = משמר גבול
It's the "Border Guard", it's a military/police unit. They do arrest and generally oppress sandniggers on a daily basis. Would be based if they weren't all subhumans themselves.
Arayot Ha'Yarden. Used to do Bata"sh in the Biqa'a.
Cooper Jenkins
magav are the police's grunt conscripts, they send them to do all the gruntwork normal police dont wanna do so actual professional policeman can focus on real police work.
also there's a (very true) stereotype that they're dumb
Nicholas Ortiz
>wonder how the fuck I got to Israel on foot
>realize I must have crossed the ocean
>"Holy fuck ... I'm Jesus!"
>Extend arms and run towards the guys screaming "I am the Messiah! I have returned!"
Blake Sanchez
>Arayot Ha'Yarden
damn dude did all the bitches get their periods synchronized due to living in proximity to each other ? did your entire unit go into meltdown mode for a few days every month ?
please share stories my dude, also did you get bamboozled into asking for it on manilla or did the army just put you there?
i asked for givati because a bunch of friends went there and got fucking airforce techni
Aiden Lewis
running towards magav while shouting in foreign languages is not very advisable, they're not very bright and usually shoot first and ask questions later.
Xavier Phillips
>manila
>wanted Kfir
>"Nah nigga you got Asthma, you can't do that"
>Profile 72
>Army doesn't tell me anything for months
>literally recruitment date
>still have no idea what the fuck is going (seriously)
>went on the bus, got to the bakum and got all the shit
>bus went straight to בא"ח נח"ל
>"oh shit wtf I'm in Nahal now?!"
>Turns out they literally didn't have enough MALES in the mahzor so they fucking took all the bottom-tiers from all other units.
>well shit, better make the best of it
>pre-Tironut with da boiz - doing the most boring, menial shit in the base
>Best 3 weeks of my life. Felt like real soldiers, squad unity, comraderie, everything - dsepite doing nothing but chores. Like a new family
>Fucking outperformed the Nahal in all fields.
>People genuinely mistook us for Gad"sar, even though we were the cucks cleaning up after their tryouts and everything. First time in my life I was in shape and felt proud of myself in something.
>then the girls came
>75% of them weren't mentally qualified. 90% of them physically. They couldn't pass Bar-or, couldn't pass the Bah"mas, constant whining... typical women.
>all of our averages were lowered. We had to be on a female diet and training times (as in, shit). We lost our edge and consequently became bitches.
I don't wanna keep going, user. It really starts to hurt
Jeremiah Russell
The police has no authority over you if you are a branch of the party
>laughs in SS
Thomas Morgan
magav are based, why wouldn’t you want to be part of them?
>beating up arabs
>beating up Haredim
Noah Murphy
nice larp stupid kike faggot
jews are too pussy to ever do any direct combat with whites
If the jews can't subvert behind the scenes they run away or get put in camps
Colton Sanders
>"Nah nigga you got Asthma, you can't do that"
>Profile 72
i had 97 but apperantly because i wanted to go to atuda in technion but than changed my mind they send everyone that does that into magav\techni\himush
also why the fuck does 72 serve in arayot hayarden isnt it technically 'infantry' ?
>literally recruitment date
>still have no idea what the fuck is going (seriously)
iktf, had no idea where i was gonna go as well i was sure i'd be infantry
>bus went straight to בא"ח נח"ל
yea the army is a lot less organized then i believed before i was in, i bet they just wing it 90% of the time in the bakum and its the reason the army is such a clusterfuck because they put the wrong people in all the units.
>so they fucking took all the bottom-tiers from all other units.
damn, i wouldnt wanna hear that if i was one of those
Ethan Thomas
You're saying that the authorities of the Jewish state would kill the messiah?
That's pretty antisemitic and outdated, user.
Adam Murphy
>>all of our averages were lowered. We had to be on a female diet and training times (as in, shit). We lost our edge and consequently became bitches.
damn, i feel for you bro
i actually honestly think you can have women in 'infantry' if you keep the same standards and dont let weak spoiled bitches in but by all the reports the people in those units are cucking and lowering standards.
i mean i had my share of whiny bitches i had to work with but also a few great technicians were chicks.
>I don't wanna keep going, user. It really starts to hurt
let it out man its cathartic to let things out, dont you have stories of dumb woman drama and them being really stupid you wanna get off your chest ?
Adam Allen
Im not sure probably kill them with superior gunfighting skills. Since the Talmud tells them to behead christains as idolitors..gotta get them.first
Aaron Garcia
as their say
>היה זנב לאריות ואל תהיה ראש לשועלים
while i didnt get to beat up arabs (i did get to beat up some dumb arsim while on guard duty at the gate tho) what i did do is my small contribution of servicing some of the planes that did things like pic related
ill take a small contribution to blowing up syrians and iranians over big contribution to beating up arabs any day.