/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2569 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

April 9, 1990.

>THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:

catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/

OK, I think this LARP is gone too far.

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>chinks started the apocalypse by leaking a bio weapon
>or eating anything that moves

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so xi is dead? every other world leader is at least making an attempt to appear in public to calm the /herd/

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Nothingburger

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March 20

surely you can automate such a simple task

remember if Cannibals eat you to scream YOURE EATING TAINTED MEAT

How do Aussies feel about their country completely selling out to the Chinese and sending all of their medical supplies stockpile to China back in Jan/Feb and leaving Australia with nothing now?

baka.com.au/national/chinese-backed-company-s-mission-to-source-australian-medical-supplies-20200325-p54du8.html

>500k within the hour
>no signs of slowing down
I-It's a nothingburger, right guys?

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EXTROVERTS ALL PUT IN SUICIDE WATCH
NORMALFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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April 20, 6969

kill em all
bitchute.com/video/S8NMzYij11sY/

>Trumps wants to curb lockdowns
>everyone back to work by Easter

Is he clinically retarded? Also states having to negotiatie with the WH to get relief money to NOT take health precautions is the biggest joke ever seen.

>Florida destroys the U.S.
Thus the Spanish plot from hundreds of years ago becomes true.

Remember: wash your hands, cover your mouth when you cough and face masks don’t work.

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>economic happening cancelled
I guess it was a nothingburger after all

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Everyone respects the quarantine. Just a few people walking their dogs out. I live in the western side of the country. Not like the total shithole that is the south side and Bucharest.

youtu.be/ePSZPb02bMw
Yup. SOON, IN A HOSPITAL NEAR YOU.

WE'RE DOOMED

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>Four hours ago

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>EXTROVERTS ALL PUT IN SUICIDE WATCH
S

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low iq retard the virus mutates everywhere

Not a LARP. This guy predicted Italy being hit first, so far his predictions have come fruition

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>can't even hit 500k infected
this is a meme virus

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>happening train shows no signs of stopping in Italy

I know northern Italy is basically the retirement home of Europe, but holy shit. You already have full quarantine, how can you not stop the spreading?

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>fuck the United States of America of America
kek
Fuck China
Fuck Israel

is this the end?

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today

I love this little elephant fella
where did he come from though?

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Coronavirus in NYC: Over 300 NYPD cops test positive

More than 300 cops have tested positive for the coronavirus — with many more are awaiting test results for the pandemic COVID-19 as the illness continues to spread through the NYPD, officials said Thursday.

Police Commissioner Dermot Shea said on FOX5 Thursday morning that 322 members of the department have tested positive for COVID-19

Yesterday. Still employed and "essential" as a health care worker.

Can someone please post all the blue elephants, I need them.

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YOU'D FUCKING THINK SO

>hurr durr its mutating...
you guys know viruses do this naturally and in fact most of the time it makes the virus less deadlier. In fact corona was already showed to mutate slower than most. Also some new site isnt a valid source. Show me some medical site or peered review site, not some shitty scaremonger site.

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Fear mongering retard.

just google "virus mutations" or read a bit popsci.com/story/health/covid-19-coronavirus-mutates-changes/

Today, but I just bought soda and went home immediately and took a bath.

when the fuck are your sports going to begin again. I was getting hooked on them.

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Getting a heart and double lung transplant as we speak

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Get absolutely fucked you faggots
S S S S S S S S S S S S S

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Lmfao all they have to do is stay indoors and they can't even do that.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 69,026 (1,037) Spain 56,188 (4,089) Germany 41,009 (229) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,575 (172) United Kingdom 9,849 (477) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,398 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Portugal 3,544 (60) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,279 (14) Sweden 2,840 (71) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,598 (63) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (41) Czech Republic 1,775 (7) Ireland 1,564 (9) Japan 1,399 (47) Ecuador 1,382 (34) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Chile 1,306 (4) Pakistan 1,130 (9) Poland 1,120 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 802 (2) India 719 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Slovenia 562 (6) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 495 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +815 (+10) Spain +6,673 (+442) Germany +3,686 (+23) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +678 (+19) United Kingdom +320 (+12) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +810 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+9) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +44 (+4) Malaysia +235 (+3) Denmark +127 (+7) Czech Republic +121 (+1) Japan +92 (+2) Ecuador +171 (+5) Chile +164 (+1) Pakistan +67 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) India +62 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia +34 (+1) Croatia +53 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Armenia +25 (+1) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Kazakhstan +30 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Norway +195 Poland +69 Thailand +111 South Africa +191 Russia +182…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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So is tomorrow finally the day where Italy/US overtake China ? Also who will do it first ?

my psychologist says Remember to check in on your extroverts!
castanet.net/news/Kelowna/288696/Psychologist-shares-how-introverts-and-extroverts-cope-differently#288696

March 11

HUGGZIES

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children playing in the streets, with grandparents in attendance
local supermarkets limit purchases of canned goods, toilet paper and disinfectants
some items are gone altogether
three times now a local business took money for an order, waited a week, then returned the money instead of delivering
toothpaste is going to be forced right back into the tube, basically

>post yfw your country goes full totalitarian

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march 9th for me.....

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>no more than 40k cases for 3 days straight
nothingburger

So basically an entire engine change? Have the donors already agreed?

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So good watching normies loose their mind in quarantine.

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Coronavirus in NYC: Over 300 NYPD cops test positive

More than 300 cops have tested positive for the coronavirus — with many more are awaiting test results for the pandemic COVID-19 as the illness continues to spread through the NYPD, officials said Thursday.

Police Commissioner Dermot Shea said on FOX5 Thursday morning that 322 members of the department have tested positive for COVID-19

good luck with that

I haven't left my house in 3 weeks. Bought enough shit to last me for another 2 months. Also civil war in brazil yet? Or Bolsonaro backed down from his retarded ideas?

its way more than 500k cases. Just like most viruses they actually have more cases. I bet you didnt even know that even flu death and cases are estimations. Ever realize why they end in even numbers and never odd numbers or a mixture of numbers.

Monday.

Sis just gave me head since I helped her get some coke. It was good shit but she's drinking now and being loud. Mom is having to work from home so she keeps bothering her asking about if it's ok if she cooks some eggs.

Introverts shall inherit the Earth

Mexican politicians are lying .
Get lockdown paisas .

queretaro.quadratin.com.mx/fallece-adulta-mayor-al-interior-de-su-domicilio-en-sjr/

user is legit using "catraca livre" as a realiable source.

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Cops dealing with homeless are fucked. Just a few days ago I saw bylaw cops like 6 of them tearing down some homeless guys cart camp no masks.

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only got a couple

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I go to the grocery store every single day and the Post Office 2-3 times a week. Gotta buy my Rockstar and sell video game shit online to quarantined nerds.

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Why exactly is NYC turning into Wuhan 2.0 right now?

Yes, yes, face masks don't work.

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>politicians are lying
And water is wet

>494k
an 2k more than an hour ago... only 6k more to go for the half million.

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Does anyone have the updated version of this chart? I'd be happy if someone was willing to share.

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The donor is having his last tendies as we speak

15th of March, 2020

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Day 6 in Isolation. Still comfy. Living room is cleaner than ever before.

Pizza's here I'm guessing?

nothing burger

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yeah hold on user, if there is a sudden spike in deaths in brazil than i would say that brazil bats theory has become true however at the moment brazil has a very low death toll......

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+5.36%) Germany (+1.10%) France (+0.94%) United Kingdom (+2.15%) Italy (-0.13%) Switzerland (+1.26%) Spain (+1.13%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+3.49%) Netherlands (+0.42%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+3.80%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+4.42%) Japan (-1.79%) Hong Kong (+0.78%) China (+0.96%) Australia (+3.03%) Singapore (+1.45%) India (+7.02%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (-0.10%) South Africa (+4.80%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-1%) Tokyo (-13%) Beijing (-20%) Wuhan (-19%) New Delhi (-83%) Dubai (-29%) Moscow (-23%) Rome (-29%) Milan (-20%) Berlin (-24%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-41%) Paris (-36%) Madrid (-20%) Barcelona (-26%) London (-30%) Johannesburg (-34%) Sao Paulo (-52%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-41%) Washington (-19%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-24%) Chicago (-26%) Houston (-18%) Mexico City (-70%) Los Angeles (-64%) Seattle (-24%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>81 year old
meh

Ridiculous population density, jews, and extreme business

pfahahahahahah

poor girl can't have black 4 dicks at the very same time FOR A WEEK NOW

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per NY presser
People on ventilators for 20-30 days are now dying
Deaths are going to skyrocket as they lag behind

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HAHAHAHAHAH THERE ARE CASES ALREADY. IN MY FUCKING RUSSIAN SHITHOLE VILLAGE

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i'll check about as often as they invited me to their parties and orgies and whatnot

who here /comfy/

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>country goes full totalitarian
>they're NazBols

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a wuhan performance near you!

it started dropping already, usa is cleared

Today but I live in the countryside and there is no one around.

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I'm 10.000km from Spain user.

>20.5 k deaths when I went to sleep last night
>wake up and it’s already at 22k

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He's not backing down. I also prepped for 3 months.

>tfw was supposed to go to medical university after high-school, but didn't go for reasons
I dodged a fucking bullet.

i will prefer you to stay unhappy

Elevated test levels are the only thing corona truely fears

Post thicc women

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notice how its all women who have retweeted the tweet, they are all extroverts who cannot stand being alone !

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an hour ago

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>one flight segment away
ftfy

we need more mitchell-posters

That Brazilian med-fren post from 2-3 months ago about Coronavirus mutating in Brazil wasn't a fucking LARP. It actually mutated there. So there are at least three known strands.
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have to say the secret password to get in on the orgy buffet

Given that you're polish, I assume it's because your name didn't fit in the application field.

+6400 confirmed cases in NYC since yesterday

F

>First "recovered" in Spain died 36 hours later
>archive.is/CVLcu

The woman was 81, dickwad.

it is morning in america
give it time

yesterday, and i have to go to work for graveyard shift. I've accepted the fact that I will get corona'd

t. security guard

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6 gorrilion sick people

Same. A month ago, I worked on the fringes of public health, in smoking cessation programs. Now more and more people are dropping off, evacuating, abandoning their positions so I get dragged further into this.

I’m happy to still have work, but I know I’m going to be exposed to the virus because it’s impossible to maintain social distancing while working directly with the public.

idiots don't know what real depression feels like lmao

when normies say they are """depressed""" it means they are bored and the cognitive dissonance they experience makes them think this shit is anything close to a real major depressive episode.

kys neurotypicals, scum of the earth.

real depression is complete emptyness. when even leaving your chair exhausts you, you either oversleep every day or get no sleep at all. when just existing is draining all your energy.

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Depressed people dont want to socialise.

youtu.be/jVCQa0znGpM

DONT PANIC

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I'm not gonna buy the dip, I'm gonna kick your ass!

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SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498 SPAIN +498

The amount of normalfags suicides will skyrocket

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So NYC can lose its police department? Anarchy incoming?

There is literally the second biggest ocean between though.

March 3rd bitches

>italians think that russian army will eventually leave their country

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>worldwide deaths less than HALF of yesterdays
KEK, happening fags on fucking suicide watch, nothing burger.

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I know the feel buddy

Face masks fucking work they just don't want you using them because they can't make then fast enough. Even a fucking piece of cloth over your mouth catches 50% of particulates.

spanish flu mutated and became significantly deadlier.........

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>mutts created the virus
>they'll also suffer the most dead from it
god exists

fucking shit I hope I don't have to get tested

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Aww, you've ruined my day.

Incubation period.

that was back when medicine was shit, also after WW1

Based Xi keeping the dirty infected foreigners out

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Funny, i remember them complaining when people closed their borders to chinks.

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You can see some countrys at least trying to save citizens , mexican president said is nothing and call all citizens to go outisde to restaurants etc etc , even the metro still open .

youtube.com/watch?v=lp-MUee_RvE

His name used to be "Eduardo the Elephant"

spammed by an autist as a forced meme. Alternative to Pepe. Berated and hated for being a pathetic attempt.
On my other PC I have a full folder dedicated to him though, because I liked him.

stay safe Mario

as of now: 499k cases

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Got home like 10 minutes ago.
>Just went to 711 to buy cigs
>have plastic milk crates in front of counter so you don't get to close
>lady manager NEEDS to restock something behind them right when I am checking out
>knocks into them and one falls on my toe (wearing sandals)
>SORRY HONEY!!
>keeps furiously restocking
>lady I'm trying to direct where the cigs I want has no idea what left or bottom means
>down, bottom row on the left, no down, no down, left, no left, all the way to the end, yes that one
>pay and leave

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Meanwhile, down in the bowels of the hospital your sterile processing technicians are all cozy with high quality PPE and a sterile environment not counting Decontam where we are at full HAZMAT)

based

It won't be the cool one. Just full communist feminists control.

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I got sick with a flu two days into my new supermarket night stocking job. I feel so guilty and I liked the work so far. I don't qualify to get tested for corona so if I have it, I will go back to work when I recover and potentially spread minute traces of the virus.

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welp

that's extremely racist and xenophobic of them. by closing your borders, the virus actually wins.

But the average age everywhere was mid 20s and people had much stronger immune systems

infinite QE and buying by the fed. perfectly organic

Does anyone have that Youtube video set to Eurobeat? The guy starts off the video with a Plague Inc round, set on easiest because of the Italians hugging chinks irl. That's the only part I recall.

URgay has like 200 cases though most of them are due to single boluda that give it to almost everyone in the country thanks to her.

Dear lord. I know it is a meme but is war a real possibility? If Bolsonaro gets butt hurt enough could he call his governors in rebellion?

ngl this virus is disappointing as fuck

reinvigorate my faith in coronachan

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F

i love how this literally doesn't tell anyone anything. Half of the symptoms are "sometimes", its all vague as fuck

>NEW YORK'S CUOMO ANNOUNCES 37,258 COVID-19 CASES, UP 6,448
USA
USA
USA
USA

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oh fuck

This is true, but roasties who are “depressed “ for attention do, I fucking hate people that milk mental illness for attention, I have depression and ptsd And it’s fucking gay, it doesn’t make me cool, it makes me a burden for my wife to deal with when I’m struggling, it makes me a shitty father when I’m not doing well, it definitely doesn’t make me bummed I can’t crack a cold one with the boys though, fucking cunts.

F I D E L I O

Im sorry :(

HHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG. WHICH COUNTRY IS GONNA BREAK THAT 500K MILESTONE?
STAY TUNED

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youtube.com/watch?v=tWSW5AJpVM0
>doctors crying at work and at home
>respirators taken off the old to put on the young because there aren't enough
>lots of old people dying alone, sedated so they don't feel drowned to death
>Spaniard doctors accusing government of genocide for their neglect of preparing and taking it seriously
>doctors getting infected and dying
lads... at this right certain hospitals could possibly run out of medical staff.

After being malnourished for years people in Europe at the end of WW1 didn't have much of an immune system left

I go outside every day lol

he didn't coof so good

so we 500k now?

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F

people are just gonna start dropping dead without any fight
the good news is, it'll all be over sooner

>mox
Stop shilling your trap shit

I like him a lot
He doesn't have to be an alternative, I mainly use him for absolute arrogant shitposting

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People who brag about their depression or other disorder do not have a disorder.

The Black pill abyss is far deeper than needing to "socialize"

>catracalivre
Dude, this is way worse than cnn could imagine to be, nigger.

Can't wait until the cops just stay at the precinct and drink coffee. American cops are all about "officer safety" and will do fuck all to stop crime if it means putting themselves at risk without the potential payoff of risk free violence. They're not going to beat or shoot people if it increases their chances of getting infected, so they won't bother responding to calls. Shit is about to hit the fan real hard in NYC and LA.

>China releases deadly disease on the world
>China lies about the fact that the disease is still running rampant in their country
>China closes their borders on the rest of the world, both to hide the current state of the virus and to insult the rest of the world even further
Seriously, death to China

i fucking hate women

>Lukashenko

He's kind of like if any American Boomer was a dictator

I for one welcome our new covid overlords

We live in a world so honked you couldn't make it up

Imagine being so terrible at life that you have to resort to competing for attention with a fucking *virus*.

Sunday to get a few things from my local shop. Last Thursday when I did a big shop.

Meanwhile the normalfaggots are killing themselves over the idea of not being able to go out and garner attention, while this is just a normal day for me. Feels good. Bless you Corona-chan

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>Italy numbers in 1 hours
not at all ready fellow (((bros)))

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>URgay has like 200 cases though
And no deaths, we are nowhere close to Spain.

Why does Japan have so few cases of corona virus when they are closer to China than for example norway?

that doesn't change the fact that spanish flu did mutate and became even deadlier......

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>muh black pill abyss
oh fuck off, you're just angry cause you can't get pussy

27 Feb

You are not going to make it bro

>tfw I'm a quintessential leaf in abroad
>tfw I have to go through mandatory testing when I come back home in April

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80296774/

>500k
Are you ready, faggots? The 2nd act is about to begin.

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Impressive this is truly an chinesse century even chinesse disease get first place.

South Africa reporting in at a respectable Over 900

Kek the West cucked again

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I think the US just overtook Italy in cases, only until new Italy numbers though

plague doctors were not real doctors either but give me the ability to write scripts and I will go practice medicine and help people
I will also be high as a fucking kite the entire time but better then no doctors, right?

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>Get cocky with the po-lice during state of alarm
>get the slap your dad never gave you and end up arrested

All the weak and sickfags died
Only top genetics remained
The modern day genetic pool is an abomination because every potato is nursed to health

Reminds me of Soviet leaders during the Chernobyl crisis

today

new york already at 400 deaths

Yesterday, there were only 1643 infected in Lombardy.
Today, there are more than 2500.
There's high changes we'll surpass China tonight boys.

>is war a real possibility
Nah, if things get real bad the VP (an army general) will probably coup him. Also, the governors aren't popular either.

scholarly post

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The Feds are working hard on the money printer today, aren't they?

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Japan is a country of hikkikomoris and is also very hygienic

i make a single trip outside most days.

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Stanford said baking N95s can 'sanitize' them
so basically, we have infinite masks now.

Guess I'll just coof to death instead.

we're in the 100K a day phase
this shit better slow down lmao

Why is japan so low on the list when they are so close to China? Norway has more than them ffs

They do work, I have had many exposures with tested positive covid pts, I wear gloves, eye protection and an n95 at work and follow strict decon procedures, I still don’t have it, the masks do fucking work. We just don’t have enough, my work was telling us to reuse them if we don’t think we were exposed, I told them fuck off and give me that in writing so My wife can sue when a used n95 doesn’t work and I die from this shit. It is more dangerous than you guys are taking it on here, I personally know a few people with it and they are not old or frail and are not doing well, they are still kicking right now though, ones on a vent so far.

WHY
HOW

what a little bitch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>because every potato is nursed to health
You are valuable to us user

Pic very related

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European are such big cuck no muh economy we should not close the border, China closing the boring whiteout getting one fuck. And OMS will praise them for that.

same here, at least we have work right?

I remember our corona hospital doc told 2 most important symptoms are fever 38+ C (huge majority of patients) and blood oxygen saturation lowers. Also dry cough.

>dont go outside if sick just order groceries online bro
Reeeee I'm sick and I want food!!!!

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Everything's gonna be back to normal by June

Lack of testing to avoid panic during the Olympics.
They've started to do more testing now that it's been postponed

They sound like fun to be with

WHEN THE FUCK IS JIM GONNA STREAM ALREADY???
I JUST WANT THAT BOOMER ECELEB FAG TO LOOK AT RANDOM STUPID SHIT SO I CAN LAUGH
FUCK CORONA STREAMS JUST WATCH RETARDS DO DUMB SHIT

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based

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>desperate measure to re-use one-use-masks because they don't have any left

Surely better than nothing, but reusing masks made for one-time-use again and again will render them ineffective

Checked, digits don't lie my nigga. Hoping that you actually pass China tonight boys.

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Were those surgical masks? I've heard the problem with surgical masks is that they aren't designed to protect from the sides.

Ive seen that before at it always says something different. This ones all about the stock market but the others were about it being gene edited bat aids.

I'm sure murrica is going to take the top spot today.
Corona-chan is pulling herself up on her bootstraps.

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KEK

Hasn't Lombardy been on lockdown for two weeks? Are these family infections? These numbers make no sense if incubation period is 2-14 with median 7

>European are such big cuck no muh economy we should not close the border
We closed our borders pretty early on, sucks fellow eurobros didn't follow

Prease come to the Orympics*

>/cvg/ still exists
so how long are you going to pretend the flu is the end of the world?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GRAB YOUR POPCORN AND PREPARE FOR THE FIREWORKS, WE'RE MOMENTS AWAY FROM HALF A MILLION!

No change since yesterday.

Back in February sometime... 14th or 15th maybe earlier. Really no different than normal for me.

Congratulations on 500k, Corona-chan!!

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>away for three days
>500k
>NYC becoming the walking dead
You niggers better be prayin to Yahweh every night because he's going to blow a load all over the world any day now.

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>Also, the governors aren't popular either.
Isn't that a problem though? If a group had the public support this situation wouldn't be able to escalate but if both sides are not popular the they can act as retarded as they want. Good luck BR bros.

>spend 20 days breathing the same bacteria into a ventilation mask
>I can't believe they aren't getting better!

>catracalivre
Also, even the clickbait article itself says thay mutations aren't necessarily more dangerous.

>Vale dizer, no entanto, que a mutação de um vírus é algo natural.

LMAOO
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GET F U C K E D POOMERISHARTS

until you lose all your money

today, Italy became my friend

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wasn't there a warning about this????
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This made me anxious

>Lombardi +900 infected since yesterday
>spread accelerating in the south despite full lockdown for 2 weeks

Fucking baste, doomers win again

im waiting for the easter mess to cause this shit to spread even worse....this is gonna be a clusterfuck.

Is Murrika kill?

Are you really sure Italians care about lockdown?

underrated

Hello based department?

What is that "Better Angels" shit all about?

That sounds like the most likely eplanation

There are chemicals that can even cause asthma and severe allergies even in healthy humans.

>every potato is nursed to health
Especially the retards posting online. If low IQ meant death I'd be reading less bullshit.

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I'm working right now in a relay regime. Fortunately I manage to make my clocking-on remotely.

lmao philippines

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This is the first time in my lifetime Greeks have followed a rule of law. Everyone respected the quarantines from day one, no supermarket horrors, no fights no drama. Everyone is calm and ready.
The only time Greeks act like this are in the face of grave danger, there isnt any bickering not even from our polititians.
It can only mean one thing
We are fucked

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Why do we have international organisation if they are controlled by China ?
I mean better having nothing at all right ?

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It's mostly jew york and the wesy coastso that's a good thing

IT'S JUST A FLU YOU CHINKS !!!!11

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But... I wanted to visit China...

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200 cases to reach the 500k

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the virus is airbourne and entering through open windows, literally no way to escape if you live in a city

/cvg/ projected deaths through to 1st May. Currently deaths are doubling about every 5.5 days, but I've rounded up to 6 to be generous and muh easier maths.

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yeah i'm thinking 1-800-FUCKING-BASED

Fucking retard the virus mutates everywhere even within persons. The LARP is about the virus infecting Brazilian bats then jumping back to humans more lethal.

It's not like people get tested immediately after they start coofing. Most people they can afford to test in Italy are in severe condition, that's at least a week after symptoms onset.

>Catraca Livre

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How are the Bongs holding up so well? Based herd niggers.

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based moomin poster

i miss this series

You might want to look at the stock market dago i'm making money

We did not because muh closing border and not accepting rapefugee is racist.

Turk-roach confirm

So now they have delivered the final payloads? Can't infect Chinks if they won't let people in.

holy fucking shit dude