PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - A DOUBLE HEADER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/25/20
c-span.org/video/?470675-1/
youtu.be/s_pVHgoYSyY
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FoxNews 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144769991001
>TreasSec Mnuchin on Hannity 3/25/20
youtu.be/luF95Qoy6r0
>WHTradeDir Navarro on Newsy 3/25/20
youtu.be/jH_EY-7fqpw
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 3/25/20
youtu.be/Sb634_bmZoc
>PressSec Stephanie on F&F 3/25/20
youtu.be/UpsYnSq_X0Y
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on F&F 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144613585001
>SG Adams on Ingraham 3/25/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144796937001
>SG Adams on JohnFredericksShow 3/25/20
youtu.be/Rg52ChayQMw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/25/20
youtu.be/xkyO1DTqoWQ
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on ErickErickson 3/25/20
youtu.be/uKlL3-tn0hE?t=1200
>CFTCChair Tarbert on Bloomberg 3/25/20
youtu.be/WxsOKvadwi8
>KAC outside WH 3/25/20
youtu.be/nvsI3K1H9cQ
>KAC on FoxNews 3/25/20
youtu.be/HhKW38nHgE0

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MAGA

Based Candace Owens

pscp.tv/w/1MYxNkzeqDoKw

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ah fuck wasn't paying attention
NEW

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>flying animals are our doom confirmed

Can someone put Doomguys face into this suit in a high quality way?

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MAGA

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Someone give me the tl;dr on Pelosi's talk?

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well they said years ago the germs and viruses would kill us.....

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Pussy leftists banning reusable shopping bags.
It's almost as if carrying a filthy germ laden bag back and forth to the store wasn't all that healthy.

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MAGA

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NEW twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243200193593565185

Media is in a death trap. They have to cover these for the ratings. If they do not people will watch on youtube or Fox. People are flocking to Trump.

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Why wpn't drumpf tank the economy

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How is your daddy going to pull out of this? Highest jobless claine EVER!

>dawtdawtdawtjohn
lol bet his breath smells like based beans

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Stuttering, need wine, why is my puss full of baby powder?

Anything go down this morning?

REMINDER

Nancy Pelosi will be turning 80 years young today. Wish her a happy birthday, anons.

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My Dad is retired and has alzheimers, user. He has nothing to do with Wuhan Red Death.

> somewhere in the first 100, i'll go back
Found it, page 53. 10 million dollars out of the 1 billion+ dollars for small business.
Not good but definitely not "House bill" bad.

The "endowments to arts" part got me more peeved than that

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Yet people on unemployment will be paid in full.

>250317400
lol jidf putting a fucking anchor of key words into the thread

She dies today.

because pic rel

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he always waits until after the stonk markets close to do his pressers.

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Lol I like bill barr but what?

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imagine getting mad that china doesnt have free speech but america does

THERE WILL BE PEACE

THERE WILL BE JUSTICE

THERE WILL BE YOUMIN BRUVAHOOD

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>emergency financial aid grants to assist undergraduate and graduate students for unexpected expenses and unmet financial need as the result of a qualifying emergency
further down
>waiving the amount students might have to return on certain loans
there's a lot of sneakily put in welfare and gibs beyond just the straight up one everyone is celebrating

>claine
i think this jew is broken

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MASS SHOOTING AT ROBLOX HQ, GET IN HERE

hahahaha on her bday she is having to polish a turd. God has a sense of humor.

how new are you?

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>10 million
>minority business
Fuuuuuuuck this bill

Literally every leader has this question come up. If they did no one would go to war.

Imagine how weak Venezuela is now with oil this low?

lambright

>say something absolute moronic
>omg so many bots out today!

the plot thickens

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huh?

For user who was asking foreign or domestic last bread, domestic.

It's just the kike version of the China pasta. A list of shit that makes the jew shrink back.

Her and RGB will live until they are 110, and won’t even consider retiring until 105. I’ve come to the conclusion that nothing can kill RBG.

>88% of people want to stay on house arrest
Lol. I really hope Trump is ignoring these clowns.

If it passes I’ll be furious, I’ll become a seetheposter

Damn that game is kind of fun

We need a ptg approved corona playlist

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Lmao anyone watch the Pelosi livestream? She's backpedaling so hard. IT WAS THE DEMOCRAT IDEA FIRST WE ARE THE PARTY OF THE WORKERS. WE WON.


embarrassing. Sad! Atleast she's confirming that she wont kill the bill. Fuck the doomers, trumpbux

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>2 million Americans dead
TWO

MOAR

WEEKS

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I hope she dies today. The country needs a break.

maybe, I've always seen the opposite happen though, it just gives them an ability to find the threads easier

That which is dead can never die.

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Pence and Trump have taken the high ground calling for Unity Optimism and Victory. Dems are on the low ground screeching doom and gloom. They are in a trap.

Why the fuck is he filing charges against them? They must be setting up to remove him. Completely pointless during this pandemic

>countries where malaria is an issue are doing best against the virus
really makes me hmmmmmmm

Now this is a story all about how,
My life got flip-turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute just wait and see,
I'll tell you how I became a host on M-S-N-B-C

In Fort Worth Florida,
Born and raised,
In the congress is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool, and all hittin’ on interns fresh from law school,
When a cute little aide who was up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood,
We got in one little fight and the aide got scared, and said:
“I’m gonna tell your wife that we’re having an affair”

I begged and pleaded with her, day after day,
But she said that she’d black-mail me any-way,
She dialed my wife, but before she could ring it,
I grabbed a nearby bust, and said “I might as well swing it!”

Fresh corpse — yo, this is bad,
I’ve gotta find a way to explain this fast!
Is this what an unforeseen heart attack looks like?
Hmm, this might be alright!
Her parents were all mad but when they came near,
She was burned to ash and my record was clear
“If anything,” I told them, “her condition was rare,”
Then NBC asked if I could join them on air

I signed on to a show for three hours a day,
And I yelled to my party, “yo homes smell ya later!”
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there,
At six every day, Morning Joe’s on the air

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>The country needs a break.
we'll just end up with shifty or someone even worse. god hates us.

I wouldn't put it past them. They've been thoroughly fucked up since Schumer cucked out a couple nights ago.

Anyone else having internet issues? Mostly Google sites are being slow or not working

Shouldn't have fucking banned Pewdiepie.

Fuck off she needs to vote no to this shit bill and then she can die

JEJ
> bill: 2 000 000 000 000 dollars going towards, in great part, to the most unproductive members of societ
> 10 000 000 going to "minority business"

If you are angry with the later but not with the former you are a stupid dumb fuck

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This kike is not even good at being a kike, that's what's so irritating about him

wow and good! ty

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Yeah this guy lied.
He should be hanged

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Anons believe that that text repels the Chankoro. Supposedly Chink dininfo people will not post in threads where the truth about the Tienemen square protest are posted. I don't necessarily believe it, but that's what that is.

youtube.com/watch?v=z6CI8T_Mjzo

you can add this one

She has a taste for chinksectoids and not mosquitos

Just an hour ago she was giving a press conference where she once again professed her love for the poor, struggling, unemployed, and hospitals while delaying everything until tomorrow..........while she blames Trump for hospitals not getting what they need while claiming credit for caring about the poor.

She truely is a woman of pure evil.

Are they voting on DRUMPF-DOLLARS today? Jesus Christ they need to hurry up.

I took the final redpill and just switched to firefox. The Chrome botnet has been going fucking crazy on me, freezing every site for minutes at a time at random.

>implying
It was simply another reason for me to hate the bill, don’t put words in people’s mouths like a faggot.

Yeah it's make or break time, and at some point they will just start screeching. Content or context doesn't matter. Just shutting it down.

Dr. Bix blew out the doom models that are based on doing nothing and letting the virus rip. Even if we took that approach the quality of our health care would prohibit these outrageous models which are cooked. Speaking of cooked models weren't we all supposed to be dead byh now from climate change?

HAHA

Cuomo said the stimulus package didn't give enough to State governments. The money they get "only" goes to Covid-related expenses "and that's just not good enough" it "doesn't cover lost State revenue"

HAHAH this fucking guy

GIVE ME MONEY TRUMP! YOU'RE DOING SUCH A BAD JOB!

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>please be more afraid
Fuck off..

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were fucked, keep gooks out
let the airlines go under
bitchute.com/video/S8NMzYij11sY/

Fuck Nancy

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They've been in maximum cope since Mitch twisted Schumer's arm. You should've seen how fucking tense Schumer was when he was made to announce the Senate bill.
I was thinking they were just haggling with the House bill, but that convinced me they really thought Trump was going to just sign that fucking kikery to save time.

MAGA also oof

so, this means drug/human trafficking trade lines are coming to light because now Trump admin is able to track where the funding is going or which agencies are not working properly which means that they have been compromised by chinks. is that a good summary?

It's a terrible bill.