I don't know what to do lads. Just got the call that my company is doing layoffs, and thanks to some HR loophole I'm getting no severance. We're a single income household, literally no one is hiring. A one-time payment of $1,200 from Trump should extend my runway by a few weeks at most, and we have no savings thanks to my third child being born and having to pay a massive deductible. No job, no insurance, and I can't leave my house because I have small children and a sick wife. I'm so fucking angry.
>inb4 service employees btfo I'm a business professional. No one is immune to the economic fallout.
I'm sorry and I know this is cliche and stupid but... In the midst of this storm you have to remain calm. Your children and wife will look to you to see if they should panic or stand their ground. Unfortunately, we cannot run from this problem. We have to face it, with courage and optimism. This is what you've been put on this earth for, to survive and fight for yourself and what is yours. Remember, the only thing we have to fear, is fear itself
Wyatt Sanchez
Find local Jews and burglarize them to survive.
Easton Bell
Wal-Mart and publix are hiring.
Joshua Powell
Yeah I got laid off on the 17th. It's crummy isn't it.
Mason Stewart
That sucks for you OP
Isaiah Sullivan
Time to be an American! Man up! We fought for this Freedom shit before & we gotta do it now.
Empathy!
Ethan Harris
Nice b8.
He has a wife and 3 kids. Hed know his payment was 3900. Not that hed be any less fucked
Luis Jones
And unless you're some richfag you get more because you're married and have kids. Why did you not have an emergency fund? How much do your cars cost compared to your income? How many cars do you have? Sell one maybe. Maybe you're going to have to sell some stocks.
Grayson Morris
$1200 per adult and $500 per kid
Robert Taylor
No savings? Bad move my nigger.
Asher Lee
>Why did you not have an emergency fund? Never depart with your emergency fund unless you have literally no choice. Should have gone on a payment plan for the hospital.
user if you're not gonna get a job soon you should run up your credit cards on food, household items (e.g. laundry detergent), used clothes, cloth diapers. There are seasonal jobs opening now.
Henry Walker
You can’t do much till it passes
Luckily when this is over you should Be able to find a new job pretty easy it’s just a matter of waiting it out
Most landlords and companies will give you breaks on bills for the time being, but you may need to declare bankruptcy once this is all over
Zachary Brown
Just apply for all the spam credit cards. The US is falling apart permanently as we speak. Plenty of money to go around and everyone is being approved.
Austin Lewis
File for unemployment you dumb fuck.
James Wilson
>Be able to find a new job pretty easy it’s just a matter of waiting it out Doubt it, we're looking at a Great Depression level event. At least 50/50 chance
If you have a mortgage and the payment is equivalent to cheap rent, try to keep your house If you're renting stop paying rent now. Look up all the relief programs. Is there a relative you can move in with? Pay minimums on debt. Run up your cards. But stuff you would have bought anyway. Invest in a pressure cooker (cooks dried beans) cloth diapers. Get your car fixed. Oil change. Take the family to the dentist Research all the gibs. Mortgage assistance. Healthcare. Food stamps etc etc.
Hop on cragislist and get seasonal work. It might be irregular but its cash in your pocket now
If you have a yard start seeds now. Grow your own food
Cooper Sanchez
any pharma companies in your area or medical equipment manufacturers?
Jaxon Perez
why do people get children when they can barely feed themselves, its ridiculous.
Asher Long
I was recently laid off as well. Not so bad though. I’ve been living below my means for the last few years so I have money saved for this type of situation. Been exercising, cooking, camping, seeing a new trad qt, and I’m about to fuck off to a cabin innawoods for awhile. If it all doesn’t burn to the ground in the meantime, I should have a new business started up in the next few months. Cheer up OP, just go on unemployment and enjoy the ride.
Jaxon Watson
Enjoy having a shitty job and owning nothing :) ... do what you do best : coom and play video games !
Dominic Gomez
Better jump in that unemployment line now before the bennies all get used up by niggers
Bentley Howard
pawn any valuable shit you absolutely dont need now while there's still a market for it, sell everything but your wedding rings
buy winter clothes and shoes for everyone
buy heating oil - its cheap now
Benjamin Bailey
CAPITALISM WORKs GOYIM!
I cant wait until we realize the 1% and jews are the same and we team with Antifa faggots niggers to hang the kikes bitchute.com/video/S8NMzYij11sY/
Jonathan Roberts
Denver user here. We went into a statewide lockdown this morning and I dont think I have a job anymore. I work for a small repo company. We were going as long as we could, but it's not looking like we can go any longer.
>repo Don't worry, you're gonna have plenty of work after the quarantine
Charles Nelson
I wish only the best. If I were in any position of power I'd gladly help.
William Sullivan
You dumb nigger I wish I could get laid off for a few months. With the stimulus bill I'd be making 7$/h MORE collecting unemployment sitting at home than I do working.
Grayson Lopez
Move to based China.
There'll be lots of entry level jobs available in the coming boom.
You ever notice they never fire the people on top?
Blake Green
hahaha so many new NEET friends!!!
get your blanket and get comfy! and make sure you tell your mom to hurry up and get your tendies ready oh but here comes father, cast your eyes down and dont make a sound you failure. Hahahaha.
Jason Sanchez
>we have no savings thanks to my third child being born and having to pay a massive deductible.
>I don't have money but want to make babies >oh no, an emergency happened!
It's called a condom nigger, wear it
Charles Evans
Apply for unemployment with your state. In the stimulus bill you'll get whatever the state gives you plus $600 per week eventually.
Jace Martinez
file for unemployment. polish up your resume and references and get an application in asap, anywhere. gonna be a lot more competition soon.
things will get better in a few months so dont freak out about long term just get through the year
Bentley Rodriguez
File for unemployment
Jacob Russell
>business professional
is that a real word?? just say what you were. why does it even matter at this point. larper cuck.
Jeremiah Sanchez
You can bet on how many people will die from Coronavirus with coronacoin $nCoV.
if you live in america you are fucked. your elites have abandoned you. there will soon be mass deaths sweeping your land. then a stunning economic collapse. then mass riots, social unrest leading to civil war then world war.
make peace with your destiny.
Bentley Fisher
He's going back to work next week anyway, and today is Thursday. What a puss. Grow up OP I don't even have a wife anymore or any children and I feel more adult than you. Cmon brah you can do this. Chug a shot of bourbon.
Hudson Wilson
Time to go get a temp job at Amazon op lol Or become a truck driver in a few months
The everything bubble is not real it requires a fundamental failure of economics which is the same commies fail at
The resources are not finite
Yes the are finite philosophically. But practically now and for many many thousands of years they are still infinite from a human perspective
Julian Carter
Fear not user, massive Trump Bux are heading to you. Peace out.
Landon Flores
this is the only correct response. Fucker keeps creating kids with no safety net.
Nathan Ross
t. increasingly nervous stock fag
Everything is fine. I was just kidding.
Brandon Bell
I don’t have stocks outside my 401k
Gabriel Bennett
Wait, how is it $3,900? Did the bill change? I haven't been paying attention.
Connor Wright
Our savings got eaten up by hospital bills (new baby). We have some, but not a lot.
Brandon Ward
Unemployment insurance. Extra $600 per week for 4 months...
You'll be fine.
Brayden Parker
>I'm sorry and I know this is cliche and stupid but... In the midst of this storm you have to remain calm. Your children and wife will look to you to see if they should panic or stand their ground. Holy shit, fpbp, don't fret OP, you are their anchor, even in the face of certain death stand tall and strong.
Besides, you'd be amazed how much oats, milk, beans and rice 1200$ can get ya, you won't be dying of hunger, and you might want to look for jobs in sectors other than your own, you know, the ones booming right now, medical, security, Amazon and the like, etc.
Blake Hill
Thanks, friend. I'm a believer, so I know I'm in the Lord's hand through all of this. Been praying a lot on Joshua 1:9. >"Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go."
thats a terrible thing to do unless he owns his house, has a decent car and has another job lined up. The kikes have elevated credit rating to the point where a young family almost has to borrow even if they don't need to.
Austin Nguyen
That sucks friend. They're pretty much bulk approving unemployment requests at this point. Also look into mortgage assistance, if you have it in your state.
>literally no one is hiring. Grocery stores are hiring people here, lots of people are ordering online now so they need more packers. Might be a step down but at least its a job, is there nothing like that around you? Obviously these jobs won't replace all the the ones lost but if you apply early you might get lucky.
Samuel Baker
All good advice, friend. Fortunately the only debt we have is a single car payment (and a mortgage), but other than that we're debt-free. Found a mortgage assistance program that should be able to help, I think.
>I'm sorry and I know this is cliche and stupid but... In the midst of this storm you have to remain calm. Your children and wife will look to you to see if they should panic or stand their ground. fpbp of the year, you are their anchor, OP, never show weakness or despair, stand tall and proud no matter the circumstances.
Besides, you'd be amazed how much oats, milk, beans and rice 1200$ can get ya, you won't be dying of hunger, and you might want to look for jobs in sectors other than your own, you know, the ones booming right now, medical, security, Amazon and the like, etc.
Amazon warehouses are desperate for people and are offering $2 more an hour. They'll probably bring back the wage cage soon too in order to reduce transmissions and increase the distance between workers.
>why do people get children when they can barely feed themselves Lol wut? I make 6 figures, it's just that we're a single income household so I don't have any fallback income.
