/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2568 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 492,250 (+21,282) ► Died: 22,180 (+902)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 199 countries and territories infected —
— 3,731 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
Worker at US hospital where nurses wear trash bags dies from COVID
archive.is/YSMlK

China admits local officials were hiding new numbers
archive.is/LgF0m

Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
archive.is/7LFPM

Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus
archive.is/KHxJl

"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
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>RESEARCH
Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
archive.is/2YKrJ

27 year old dies, no underlying diseases
archive.is/pgxDl

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

18 year old teenager has died in Britain
archive.is/S5Ypz

>REMINDER
Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
archive.is/H1Bm1

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

CDC approvals delay testing in New York
archive.is/6eKMi

China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
15:00: 492 new cases and 7 new deaths in Switzerland.
14:52: 191 new cases in South Africa.
14:38: 132 new cases in North Carolina, United States.
14:24: 83 new cases in Norway.
14:21: 397 new cases and 7 new deaths in Austria.
14:12: 2,240 new cases and 5 new deaths in Germany.
14:07: 157 new cases in Maryland, United States.

>MORE
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catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075650/first-dog-found-coronavirus-has-died-after
youtube.com/watch?v=bZPJGDoKYkw
archive.vn/UKCBB
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nypost.com/2020/03/24/iceland-scientists-found-40-mutations-of-the-coronavirus-report-says/
youtube.com/watch?v=S5sUGNWXKHw
welt.de/politik/ausland/article206820523/Coronavirus-In-Italien-gibt-es-Zweifel-an-den-Todeszahlen.html
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Corona is a HOAX
>pic related

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Based desert shaman is dropping red pills on the real reason behind Covid19! Nobody is saying this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=WVW_ojMziNY&t=87shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVW_ojMziNY&t=87s

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* WARNING *
THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL!

Why and how?

>State on verge of lockdown
>Station management still wants life coverage
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"I've paid you a small fortune in Bitcoin"
"And this gives you... power over me?"

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Fucking meant live, I’m so sleep deprived I can barely spell

this guy isn't argentinan, its a proxy

he started making these generals in january with a moldovan proxy

Disco dance is our story
People get together to have fun
Keep it up tonight with the disco lights
Make it better with martini and daiquiri

Feel the beat of the music
Take a ride into this crazy night
Let's keep on dancing until the morning light

And the energy is on oh-oh-oh-oh
And the power is on don't turn it off
Let's sing along oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Electricity's running like a bomb in the air

Dance around the world everybody
Dance around the world get up on the floor all boys and girls
Shake your hands and move your body dancing the night away

Dance around the world everybody
Dance around the world get up on the floor all boys and girls
Shake your hands and move your body dancing the night away

Keep on dancing together
Moscow, Tokyo, New York, Paris, Rome
Let's keep on dancing until the morning light

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Based and redpilled image desu
>everyone thinks it's real

GOT MY GASMASK IN THE MAIL TODAY!

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Reminder to humanely put your dog down so you don’t catch this—dogs spread it. Did mine a few days ago.
google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3075650/first-dog-found-coronavirus-has-died-after

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evening chaps

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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THIRD DAY OF GAINS IN A ROW FOR THE STOCK MARKET

IT'S OGRE

THE BEAR MARKET IS FINISHED AND THE LIGHT IS AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

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Okay now i'm actually surprised.

i-is this his final form?

Bane?

>Why are Norway's numbers better than the other Nordic countries'?

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NEW MEXICO MAP OF THE OUTBREAK

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Czech rep update
Tested: 26698
Infected: 1775
Dead: 7
Recovered: 10

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JONES?

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Nothingburger.
Take your meds schizos.
Stop making these threads.

>he doesn't know what inflating a bubble is
Lol okay

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for you

Would you bet all your money that it isn't shorting orders?

I dont care if it's a fucking hoax, I love having 4 weeks lockdown and dont have to be around fucking normalfags

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Take a break or sleep faggot, it wouldn't do ya any good if you're half awake and receiving news
youtube.com/watch?v=bZPJGDoKYkw

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>Reminder: Chinese workers acting as agents under the orders of Chinese government on foreign soil.

archive.vn/UKCBB

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IS NOTHINGBURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER
IS NOTHINGBURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER
IS NOTHINGBURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER
IS NOTHINGBURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER
IS NOTHINGBURGER
>IS NOTHINGBURGER

In a month when nobody even remember this, you will be still at self-confinement, ugly, poor, pathetic, loser, incel, suicidal and shitposting here.

As was foretold.

So its over now isnt it lads ?

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 68,905 (1,037) Spain 56,188 (4,089) Germany 40,585 (229) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,575 (172) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 6,398 (49) Belgium 6,235 (220) Portugal 3,544 (60) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,279 (14) Sweden 2,840 (70) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,589 (61) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (41) Czech Republic 1,775 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Chile 1,306 (4) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Pakistan 1,130 (9) Poland 1,120 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 802 (2) India 719 (16) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Slovenia 528 (6) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 481 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +694 (+10) Spain +6,673 (+442) Germany +3,262 (+23) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +678 (+19) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Austria +810 (+18) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+8) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +35 (+2) Malaysia +235 (+3) Denmark +127 (+7) Chile +164 (+1) Pakistan +67 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) India +62 (+4) Philippines +71 (+7) Slovenia (+1) Croatia +39 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+3) Iraq +36 (+7) Armenia +25 (+1) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Kazakhstan +28 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Norway +195 Czech Republic +121 Poland +69 Thailand +111 Russia +182 Iceland +65 Singapore +52 Estonia +134 Bahrain +38…

>FULL LISTS
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Ok so which country will recover first from this virus? Sure as fuck not mine because retards still drink on the streets and don't do social distancing.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Guys...I think I have a sinus infection.
I have a mild temperature, soar throat, ear ache, and coof.
It's just a sinus infection, right guys?
I'm gunna be ok, right guys?

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checked
the fire rises

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Can Keynesianism solve the Corona virus crisis?

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You fucking bitches laughed at me but not anymore, oh no, I'm the one laughing now....

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I dont need meds if I dont see a shrink

Based

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jokes on you i blink all the fucking time as a tick
haha

Check the image and speak again

>catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/

"Genome sequencing shows that coronavirus mutated in Brazil
Scientists detected, in record time, changes in virus samples taken from Brazilian patients and reinforce the need for social isolation"

Use Google translate, shit, this might be bad. Hope it mutates into something less deadly.

Bats

I'm confused if this is just like the flu wouldn't it eventually go away?

Why are people acting like they will have it forever if they get it?

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China apologize!

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Is this what they called in the past month
ANTIGENIC SHIFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>had appointment for a checkup this morning with qt milk-truck doctorfu
>get a call saying it's cancelled because she has Corona-chan

FUCKING CHINKS IT'S NOT FAIR

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because of the fucking forest bats mate. This was predicted, and this is one of the worst things that could’ve happened

lol is that Putin?

My boss wants me giving live updates every thirty minutes between songs, and booked me 8-6 all week because my campus has closed down
I just want a quarantine vacation

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Basado macacos

>wouldn't it eventually go away
yeah, but so will you

we know nothing about permanent damages

Mindbroken

>J-just one more month
Cope

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Fuck, translation.

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It's almost like only White people are on board with this "diversity is good, be nice to everyone" shtick.

yea

>Spain +6,673 (+442)
fugg

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+4.40%) Germany (+0.15%) France (-0.06%) United Kingdom (+0.98%) Italy (-0.77%) Switzerland (+0.60%) Spain (+0.29%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+2.44%) Netherlands (-0.51%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+3.51%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+4.14%) Japan (-2.01%) Hong Kong (+0.58%) China (+0.70%) Australia (+2.28%) Singapore (+1.22%) India (+6.45%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (-0.26%) South Africa (+4.62%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-1%) Tokyo (-13%) Beijing (-20%) Wuhan (-19%) New Delhi (-83%) Dubai (-29%) Moscow (-23%) Rome (-29%) Milan (-20%) Berlin (-24%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-41%) Paris (-36%) Madrid (-20%) Barcelona (-26%) London (-30%) Johannesburg (-34%) Sao Paulo (-52%) Buenos Aires (-27%) New York (-41%) Washington (-19%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-24%) Chicago (-26%) Houston (-18%) Mexico City (-70%) Los Angeles (-64%) Seattle (-24%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Yep. Visiting patients in some hospital

USA deaths already dropping, not a burger burger

>Virus mutating so quickly it will make vaccines useless
IT'S OVER

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it's just natural selection
mutations which can spread better in a certain population, do
this is further proof if any was needed that this virus IS NEW

RadioDJanon please say something based over the air

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viruses mutate in every person retard.
we can already differentiate between china, iran and italy strains.
call me when it sidesteps immunity

THE MOTHER LAND!!!

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Don't think anyone's gonna make it bros...

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It merely just started,lad, its about to get really wild

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Oh fuck dude what. Just like that other guy from a month ago as well, I believe it was indian?

What the actual fuck?

>filled as dependent
>wont be getting neet trump bux
>got out of my neet lifestyle back in february
>qualifies for unemployment checks thanks to corona chan
Feeling max /comfy/ right now

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OH NO NO NO NO
DEATH RATE GONNA SKYROCKET

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>THE VENTILATORS, DONALD
>HAND THEM OVER

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Place your bet: are death in Italy going to boom or to plateau, today?

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SOAP DE MORCEGO
UMA DE DELICA!

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Compared to what?

The day just started in the USA

they are healthier, less fat, smoke less and have a better immune system.
And they're not retarded enough to go on a skiing trip in italy/austria during a pandemic.

Wait for the one month total and the revision up

Lmao what a weak, stupid fucking whore
S

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Checkd and coofd

wasn't it the japanese or worst korean health minister or something?

Do you realise what time it is in the US

>Hundreds of celebrities get the rickshaw rabies
>None of them die
>None of them end up in hospital
>Despite having a debilitating respiratory illness, they're healthy enough to upload cringe John Lennon covers to youtube

How do you explain this, /cvg/? Are the celebs all play-acting and only pretending to be sick? Or is the chinese virus a great big nothing burger?

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What's wrong with you????
You can't just post something like this!
I have to go to work!
I don't want to go to work!
Why you are rubbing it in my face?
I want to eat fries and tendies
and I want to get comfy under blankets
Let me out of the cage!
I WANT OUT OF THE CAGE!!

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well lombardy reported a surge in cases

Literally just say to him "So you're okay with me spreading a deadly virus? I can come into work but that WILL be happening, are you okay with that being your fault when someone dies of it?"

Make your boss actually think what he's doing. He's literally killing people indirectly.

Not real patients, it was a young doctor who played a patient

why dont brown people like romanians have souls
is empathy a trait of the white man?

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that’s a long way of spelling “I’m a moron”

It really is over

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>Casino trips
>Leaf shitpost energy
Oh no

>call me when it sidesteps immunity
user, I...

UMA DELICIA KKKKKKKK

Oh god I just want the 500k pic.

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>tfw my wagie store closed to the public
>tfw other manager and I are the only two staff members permitted to work in isolation throughout the week
>tfw getting paid 20$/h to basically sit at work with the door locked, answer the phone and fill out online orders
Pretty comfy not going to lie, I'll probably watch a movie or something today. I've always woundered what it would be like to jack off at work, probably rub one out in a bit here.

kek

>is empathy a trait of the white man?
yes

>sugar
He could have at least bought that much weight in salt. If shit goes really bad, you can buy a man's wife and teen daughters for a pound of salt.

People lost jobs, most of these maybe due to the States closing down but a lot of these people are the port workers, oil industry workers etc.

The corporation that owns my company just made all the management redundant... I'm still working from home but going to be put on the 80% pay scheme for 2 weeks next month. In 2-3 months I could be made redundant too.

I was all for the apocalypse flu but I want it over and done with now.

>Go downstairs this morning
>Mom and dad talking quietly
>Mom started having chest pains early in the morning.
>She looks absolutely haggard
>Can barely speak
>Only symptom she doesn't have is a fever
Fuck bros...

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It's mutating everywhere. That's likely how people are being 'reinfected'

nypost.com/2020/03/24/iceland-scientists-found-40-mutations-of-the-coronavirus-report-says/

>HOLY SHIT

LOOK AT THIS GUYS

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threads moving so fast i was back in threads #666,#1666 and soon #2666..keep me entertained during this lockdowns

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Além disso, as análises confirmaram a transmissão local do vírus no país, reforçando a necessidade do isolamento social e testagem como medidas preventivas da transmissão da covid-19. “São as armas que temos agora”, disse, ao jornal O Globo, um dos coordenadores do estudo, Renato Santana, do Departamento de Genética, Ecologia e Evolução da UFMG. “Não teremos vacina ou remédios prontos a tempo de salvar as vítimas dessa pandemia”, lembra.

Translation:

"In addition, the analyzes confirmed the local transmission of the virus in the country, reinforcing the need for social isolation and testing as preventive measures for the transmission of covid-19. "These are the weapons we have now," said one of the study's coordinators, Renato Santana, from the Department of Genetics, Ecology and Evolution at UFMG, to the newspaper O Globo. "We will not have a vaccine or drugs ready in time to save the victims of this pandemic," he recalls."

>YOU'RE A BIG LIE
>For WHO

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sauce
>my ass
I assume

Im the only fucking station member here this week, my job’s kind of the opposite of crowd interaction.

THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED HERE IN BRAZIL
THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED HERE IN BRAZIL
THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED HERE IN BRAZIL
THE VIRUS HAS MUTATED HERE IN BRAZIL

Every country that corona-chan goes she mute wtf did China created?

BUENO CHAVALES CHAO YA NOS VEMOS SI ESO EN EL AFTERLIFE

yup

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So, what is the legit symptom list?

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Yes, it's a nothing burger. Now go back to work wagie and be a degenerate with your fellow normalfags again

The Worst Korean one I remember jumping off the bridge, I think it was a guy that overreacted and killed himself because he had no surgical mask when he came into the clinic for a flu check up

> if you had one shot, one opportunity
to larp as three dog... would you take it?

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ITS ALL FUCKING COMING TRUE FUCK FUCK FUCK

this perfectly demonstrates the reason as to why the US has lost its superpower status: its voting public. the US population is either so disenfranchised that they have lost faith in the system, or have shown themselves to be completely incapable of understanding the concept that the US can have actual problems. these people have fallen for the lie of american exceptionalism and become useless in the face of a crisis, as their first reaction is always to pretend nothing is wrong.

No, not even close. It's only starting in the US. The market is green because Trump is a moron and the FED is printing money like crazy. If he breaks the quarantines by April and forces everyone to get back to work, shit's going to hit the fan so unimaginably hard that will make Indians blush. I get that it's boring and that people want to move on, but that's not how it works. This virus has an insanely slow burn and it will continue crippling the system as long as it's on the loose.

Whitoids are not human though, you are the most vile disgusting and hypocriticlapieces of shit on the planet.
I hope webm related happens to your childrenn you disgusting anglo shit. I'd rather have tens of millions of dead anglo over a single nigger

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>Florida
>Sunday +100 cases
>Monday +200 cases
>Tuesday +300 cases
>Wednesday +600 cases according to 11AM update
OH NO NO NO NO

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Holy shit

>Three dog
I queue songs and give away concert tickets, that’s basically it.

Don't forget that Potemkin was a Russian guy

Where do you get our information from, fake VPN flag? Kremlin.Ru?

You can bet on how many people will die from Coronavirus with coronacoin $nCoV

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That was predicated some time ago and labelled as nonsense, see this is why you can't trust the naysayers.

It's all ogre now. Head for the fucking hills, niggas. We dead men.

>is empathy a trait of the white man?
Mostly. Been quite a weakness lately.

It's already doing that ADE shit, it kills your immune system.

based and after pilled
youtube.com/watch?v=S5sUGNWXKHw

mix and match between symptoms of influenza, HIV and norovirus
pick three at random
sore throat as a prodrome seems very common, but is underreported of course.

oi mate nice VPN

OH YEAH!

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>death rate is 16% now

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Sa atin din naman. We also had someone kill himself over the virus, worse is that he only had 30 damn pesos for his family in his wallet. tHAT'S NOT EVEN 1 DOLLAR DUDE

>1% of US got fired
what's the number of people in the USA that are considered a workforce?

You can bet on how many people will die from Coronavirus with coronacoin $nCoV.

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>my state has 40 cases only
>no new cases reported today
As long as we don't allow Sao Paulo or Rio de Janegro cucks in here we will be fine.

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Why does that chick have a beard?

This is the most depressing post I've ever read :(

>just as finance user foretold
I for one welcome the collapse of Western Civilization. See you faggots out there.

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Big doomer energy

do you reckon thats why black americans over exaggerate their sadness so much, because they cant actually feel empathy and the culture bred it because the freemen were just attempting to copy their white masters

Mate, hundreds of celebrities have supposedly caught the WuFlu.

You guys are claiming that this is a deadly disease.

How come none of the celebs are dead yet? Serious question.

Don't be snarky. If the CFR of WuFlu is as high as you guys are claiming then at least some of those celebs should be dead by now. Why aren't there any dead celebrities yet?

Sunday: 3k tests
Monday: 2k tests
Tuesday: 2.5k tests
Wednesday: 10.5k tests

What did you expect?

My brother was tested yesterday, even though they test people with symptoms here only. His symptoms? Bad lower left back pain and a bit of a fever. Also a little cough.
That's it.
He will get the results in 5 days so I will update but that's like no symptoms, really.

welt.de/politik/ausland/article206820523/Coronavirus-In-Italien-gibt-es-Zweifel-an-den-Todeszahlen.html
Italian counties faking death numbers to appear less hit from corona

What a bad time to have a limit with Brazil :^(

>viruses mutate in every person retard.
Is this some Brazilian monkey fact? Because it sounds like bullshit.

FUCKING MONKEYS YOU HAD 1 FUCKING JOB! 1 FUCKING JOB! GET FUCKING INSIDE FUCK YOUR BOOMER NOTHING BURGER GRIPEZHINA PRESIDENT!

164.4 million workers total in Feb 2020, according to the Bureau of Labor Force Statistics

wow how will corona ever recover

>Dead: 7
>Recovered: 10

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Julia Roberts and her maids?

Is this a rare case of a nothingburgertard admitting that testing capacity is the real limiting factor for new cases? Wew

He did. That's why I wonder how good is this source. Another thing is that this thing mutates, cause it's a virus. We will see. If the dude was right then we are fucked.

There are dead celebrities but only in shithole countries
Plus they're have muh more money to spend in terms of healthcare so go figure

Unproductive dry cough
Lost of smell and taste
Chest pain
Difficulty breathing
Fever
Fainting

Everything else is byeffects likely in connection with some other conditions

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>welt
>reading springer press bullshit
ok murat

well queue 'Big Iron' and shit

AND THE MARKET CRASH IS ONLY *BEGGINING* IN MARCH

I don't have fever either, I'm not sure the fever symptoms are entirely accurate.

>Hope it mutates into something less deadly.
ahaha coward

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