Friendly reminder that Corona is a literal NOTHING-BURGER

Its infection count is completely negligible, its symptoms are completely negligible, and its death count is laughably negligible. This is nothing..

Nothing.

What’s more? The infections and hysteria will wane in the next few weeks, Trump’s stimulus will bring the economy back to stable levels and growth, and by summer the election campaign season will continue as usual, by November no one will even be talking about this flu.

I want a happening as much as the next guy but nothing ever happens. This is exactly that, nothing happening and a lot of excitement over nothing. All this virus has done is kill a few old Trump voters and Chinese and Italian grannies.

Globohomo will continue shortly.

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Unfortunately this..

Bro 21 million Chinks have died

In two weeks there won't be Trump, or Bernie, or Biden anymore.
We're heading towards a path of destruction and chaos thanks to the chinks.

Bullshit

Sorry I user I really want to shit my pants full and run around stinky so I’m going to panic and you’re wrong.
Also I’m definitely not part of the problem and you’re just trying to trick me.
This disease has killed probably 5 trillion people, maybe 6 trillion, and the government is just lying.
I’m going to go buy all the shitpaper now.
You’re just tricked and manipulated by jews in the media to be a sheep that is contented to do behave exactly how they want you to.l in order to get what they want out of you.
See? Corona is causing mass disorder. Nothingburger? How’s it feel to be wrong?

Random Yas Forums user definitely knows better than every single medical authority in the world.

Mass disorder? Things seem more orderly than ever. If anything the one
following Jew manipulation is you.. “Stay in your house goyim and watch the news, pay no attention to what’s going on during martial law” — they WANT you to panic, just like 9-11, it’s a controlled panic.

Yes please inhale this shit. Mutts

I want to see millions of you earth parasites to die painful death

did somebody say Burger?

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Exactly, elites aren’t having a fucking field day with this, they love every second of it

Sure CCP, it's a nothingburger.. Gotcha buddy.. Sureee suree.. Or are you CIA a wallstreet goon sent to create disinformation to protect your sheckles? You're either the dumbest mother fucker or literally the most vile piece of shit on the earth.

Sage goes in all fields you newfag zoomer pieces of shit

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ITT: people who don't understand fat-tailed distributions or systemic risk.

This virus does not have the capacity to kill millions, and it will not, mark my words.

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Which for their country is basically a rounding error lol

It hopefully will kill millions of mutts and that good for everybody

It's nothing if your country is well-prepared like Japan, Germany and the nordic states.

It's something if your population has pre-existing conditions like obesity.

You’re the one spreading disinformation, user. Nothing about this virus merits the hype surrounding it. It’s Y2K, Bird Flu, 2012, and Swine Flu all over again.. This thing could kill 100,000 Americans and still impact very little in the long run.

Doesn't matter if it is, the effect it's having on the global economy is the furthest thing from a nothingburger. We're all going to plunged into another massive recession because of these fucking filthy chinks.

It’s doesn’t even spread to hot countries and kill Africans, Arabs, Indians, Mexicans, and other overpopulated apes. It just kills old conservative white people and east asians. It’s not just a failure, it’s a spiteful failure.

I'm personally okay with all of these fat fuck American retards dying. I'm tired of the boomers, I'm tired of the fatties, I'm tired of all of these so-called intellectual clowns who can't read a basic research paper and pretend to be scientists.

Actually, you know what chink? I hope Drumpftard opens up Wallstreet again and all the little goys go back to work to spread their coofing disease all over NYC, Philly, Baltimore, New Jersey, Texas, etc. so that these fat fuck retards die from drowning on their own spit. Fuck em.

Is the Chinese government honest? Fuck no. Does the Chinese government look after the Chinese people? Yes. That's the key difference between our governments and our people. We have a government here which neither cares for the American people coupled with being too stupid to know how to manage a crisis.

Not really, they’ll manipulate the stock market back to normalcy very fast, you underestimate how fake and gay the world economy is.

It’s already killed like a billion people. Fact. I Won’t be counted in that number. No matter how many spies are lurking around trying to spread corona. I won’t be tricked. I’m not a sheep.

If you are so confident....leave your house. All you faggots bitch nonstop but you holed up inside hiding

I hope you and your entire family is part of that 100k you filthy fucking retarded Wallstreet goon.

What don't you understand about this: I don't give a shit about your economy you fat fucking boomer. I don't care about your worthless job pushing a button at some factory so some fat cat on Wallstreet can make billions. I don't care about the military industrial complex continuing to exist, I don't care about Trump being embarassed by the economic crash, I don't care about the federal reserve and I don't care about your fucking sheckels. If you don't care about the cost of human lives as this virus spreads on an exponential scale because you're too fucking stupid to understand how math works, then I don't care about you so go hang yourself from a balcony fucker.

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I’m literally out jogging right now and there are families everywhere going for walks taking advantage of the unnecessary work/school holiday

OH NOOOOOOOOO IT KILLED 1 BILAEON PEOPEL OH NOOOOOOO

Good, now please go die somewhere quietly and save us the trouble of reading through your retarded post on Yas Forums.

Again, for all of the noobs who just came here from Reddit, sage goes in the options field for these faggot shit slide posts.

>It’s already killed like a billion people.Fact.

Fucking braindead moron

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Isn't globohomo what got us into this mess.
We need to double down in the opposite direction.

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There a problem buddy? I went to the grocery store just two days ago and there was barely any food. So I got what I can and I cleared out every single last bit of garlic powder and cloves there, and you know why? To barter in the end sure, bust mainly? Just so that allies to Jews like you won’t get anything. Not a songle bit. You cause and belittle this disease? You suffer for it. That’s just the start.
This time off and alone has given me time to think, and I’ve realized one thing. People like you need to go. I’ve already made a list of my neighbors that I’m taking out of the picture when this epidemic really hits home and things don’t get better.
So thanks. You just make me that much more certain of things.

Fake news. Go to an actual store, there’s plenty of everything, get out of your house and stop watching fake news. I’ve had no trouble grocery shopping as usual. Enjoying a pointless work holiday with pay over this literal nothingburger.

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>billion

user, it’s like a few thousand old people who were already dying

>fake news
I fucking Went there you brainwashed jew, and just for the example of rice alone, there was literally 1, as in one, single 4-pack of minute rice cups on the shelves. Microwave stuff. That was all. Actual rice? Gone. Empty rows. Twenty pound bags, ten pound, half pound? Gone! Same with toilet paper, completely gone. Tuna? Canned soups ect.? Gone! Don’t tell me your bullshit, I seen it myself. Food is running out. I don’t give af if it hasn’t happened where you live, YET, just wait.
Everything is rapidly emptying out.
Fake news.

Oh no! I guess you’ll have to eat something besides canned tuna and rice! What a hardship. Bake a potato, faggot.

Nothing is running out, the stores are just ordering less perishable stock as not to waste because of the reduced hours of operation. The farmers aren’t growing any less produce than usual you utter mong

Imagine believing their "medical researchers". We had these same people telling us Travel Bans didn't work. Like you'd have to be retarded to believe that, yet the government found plenty of "researchers" that agreed they don't work.

Here's a hint we live in a world where there are scientists that say climate change is white man's fault, that say boys and girls are identical, and that partake in chopping off kids genitals to convert them to a different sex. With enough money you can pay a scientist or researcher to support whatever view you want.

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Fine you little son of a bitch I will, I’ll eat a potato what an ingenious idea...
ooooh wait you piece of absolute fucking shit the only potatoes that were there were the most expensive redskin ones available anyway and barely any of them were left, either. I'm so totally sure they’re still there by now. Yeah just get a me a good old potato. You absolute, utter piece of dumb garbage. Thank you once again for showing me how out of touch and full of shit you are.

Even if we purposely got as many of ourselves infected as possible and had no lockdown the result what be negligible. For 99% of people it’s a barely noticeable cold.

>no one wants the food that’s why there’s no food there you see

>American thinks he’s starving because potatoes aren’t on sale

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The 5 stages of grief:

Stage 1, Denial: it's a nothing burger

Stage 2, Anger:
>it's a hoax, it's not real, it's propaganda

Stage 3, Bargaining:
>it's not killing as many as other pandemics

Stage 4, Depression:
>???

Stage 5, Acceptance:
>???

The stores are empty of customers because everyone has already stocked up or are ordering restaurant food via delivery every night, that is why they are ordering less food. It doesn’t mean food is running out lol this country produced more food in a year than it could ever consume.

Hard to sale, what isn’t even there.

>teh stor are empty of clustomur
Nooo, store, are empty OF FOOD. Customers are there plenty.

I DEMAND RUSSETS YOU FUCKING INCEL

Sorry but your paranoid and delusional. The situation is entirely under control. No one in this country is without food, shelter, electricity, and entertainment. This will be a footnote by the end of the year.

Except there are health experts who aren't in agreement with everything and say its too much.

kek

>China shutdown Wuhan because of a nothingburger
>Italy shutdown Lombardy because of a nothingburger
>Spain shutdown Madrid and Catalonia over a nothingburger
>the stock market is crashing harder than the Great Depression because of a nothingburger
>FED is issuing up to USD6 trillion over a nothingburger
>NY is plunging into chaos because of a nothingburger

denial denial denial

>People are overreacting so that means it’s not a nothingburger

And no place is in chaos. You don’t know what a place in chaos looks like, dildo.

God, I wish I had an albino gf.

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You are full of shit

>tick tock
>any day now
>trust the exponential growth plan
Take your malaria pills schizo

Same.. I wonder if there’s a way do deactivate the melanin-producing gene completely via therapy. I’m very white and pale but whites with albinism always make me jealous.

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There's a therapy that removes melaning cells from your eye, but I remember there was a dude who ended up half blind because of it.

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Well at least it has proved that the powers that be can strip everyone of their rights across the globe and nobody will even question it.

propublica.org/article/a-medical-worker-describes--terrifying-lung-failure-from-covid19-even-in-his-young-patients

boredpanda.com/man-tested-positive-covid-19-coronavirus-describe-symptoms/

I wish I was albino... :(

a successful containment of an epidemic is indistinguishable from an "overreaction"

let's see the death toll by the end of it, see what you're gonna call it.

Yea affordable, available food was a dumb idea anyway, we don’t even pay enough yet, need to pay like 30 dollars per potato at the least and have martial law enforcing curfew. Everything is fine. Shut down all commerce please.

Why don’t you believe me I’m not lying, this shit’s even on jew media, and I saw it myself. Faggot mentions “hurr durr well just buy potato” and the entire grocery store’s stock, all of it you morons, ALL THEY HAD, of the very thing being put up as a counter argument consisted of about as much as would fit in a single shopping cart. Yeah that’s normal, never mind all the rows of empty shelves. Why I’ve seen that oh so plenty of fucking times in my life. Completely normal nothing unordinary here.

God that is the most beautiful living being I have ever seen. Literal built for Aldebaran Hyperborean Artificial Insemination.

Literally no one in the US has ever payed 30 dollars for a potato, you fucking sperg

It's a girl who used to lurk here.

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Something is happening but isn’t corona.
It is more like medical martial law and economic reset.

To what ends we have yet to see.

Based and purest white-pilled

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You could try knocking out genes related to OCA1 or OCA2, and make your own gene therapy at home, see bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41990981

I have to tell you though, the risks are high and albinism is NOT a good look for males irl, they look like absolute garbage, if you're white just grow a large mane and beard and you're set.

>yeah well it’s not that bad yet so haha
The ones mentioned were ~2-3x the usual price per pound of russet potatoes and they were all that were available and in pitiful amount themselves. Probably why there were some left of that one variety was due to their cost in contrast to all the others that are usually there. But as said this sort of thing is just completely normal and usual anyway, it obviously is the case always every time I’ve been here to a grocery store, I promise. Nothing is different except not at all.

There’s got to be a way to force this via CRISPR..