Brit/pol/ - Waiting for Bennies Edition

>Rishi Sunak to unveil financial aid for self-employed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52044542

>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
bbc.co.uk/news/health-51714498

>First UK prison Covid-19 death confirmed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-52047003

>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043896

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

>Virus surges in US as death toll passes 1,000
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52044452

>What’s behind the great toilet roll grab?
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52040532

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twitter.com/MPSShepherdBush/status/1242496435955924992
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-25/hydroxychloroquine-no-better-than-regular-covid-19-care-in-study
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8154891/Coronavirus-tracker-claims-6-6MILLION-people-UK-it.html
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mobile.twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1242876621025148933
thesun.co.uk/news/11248135/tragic-teen-coronavirus-isolation-dies/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/25/two-thirds-patients-die-coronavirus-would-have-died-year-anyway/
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First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=w5hQh1QvPGg

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>YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUTSIDE YOU'LL KILL US ALL

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>muh 3.4% death rate
the strain we have in the UK is twice as deadly as MERS. we're looking at around 50 million deaths here.

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Start refusing to pay rent in minecraft

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Fuck off, retard.

reminder to ignore any /cvg/ doommongers

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Any briefing today?

>still not getting stimulus package or 100% subsidized rent for a few months

Well, I'm glad theyre prioritising giving free bennies on unemployed fast food workers and self employed DJs.

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grandad's died lads

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Thoughts on this doctor that got evicted.
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-nhs-doctor-evicted-from-home-due-to-landladys-fears-over-covid-19-11963799

Is it even legally possible for one. Who's side is Brit/Pol/ on?

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Rishi is announcing the gibs scheme for the self-employed later

Why won't the fake news talk about Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin AKA the cure?
Why is our government complicit with covering up the cure to strip us of our rights and instantiate Common Purpose Soros communism?
Why are they letting elderly people perish?
Do the elderly still hold on to resisting Common Purpose Communism?
Is the NHS being used as a battering ram to clandestinely KILL as many anti-globalists as possible?
Are they committing sedition against the people of Britain?
Is sedition punishable by death?

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>50,000,000 deaths in the UK
have a (you) m80, you deserve it.

Corona or old age? Either way it's sad.
F for yer grandad

You are a bit vile, are you not duck?

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rip your grandad

Fuck doom nonce.
Starting to think he’s a shill from r/unitedkigdom

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250310093
>we're looking at around 50 million deaths here.

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If you have a resident landlord they can basically kick you out at will, it's why you should never be a lodger, you have virtually no rights

lmao not me

lmao

reminder that beer is an excellent source of carbohydrates

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T EXERCISE OUTSIDE ALONE WHILE BEING OVER 10 METRES AWAY FROM THE NEXT PERSON

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I thought eviction were frozen? Fuck landlords though, although i suspect the landlord was darkie (just another reason to hate both darkies and landlords) because even a shitty white landlord tongue baths RNHS staff, esp doctors.

another one for ya

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My deepest condolences mate

>Malaria Drug Chloroquine No Better Than Regular Coronavirus Care, Study Finds
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-25/hydroxychloroquine-no-better-than-regular-covid-19-care-in-study
it's not a cure. at best it'll do nothing and at worst it'll make you go blind.

If you don't smoke, don't drink, don't take dope and actually know how to cook, £94 a week is enough to feed three or four people.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8154891/Coronavirus-tracker-claims-6-6MILLION-people-UK-it.html

Does the cvg LARPer work for the DM?

sorry lad

don't know yet
he has cancer and was generally quite ill though
he was my hero but i never told him
don't even know whether to use past or present tense for fucks sake
decided i want to live like him

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it should be her responsibility to find alternative accommodation for the doctor

he was just a lodger. no contract. not very wise on his part.

Lad, I've cum on them already, no hard feelings

why did he fucking comply?

Landlords cant physically kick you out even without this corona bullshit.
And if he tries force just stab him and say its self defence.

16% CFR including china's fake numbers, 30% wihtout them. we're looking at around 2-3 billion death worldwide from this first wave. there's no immunity after infection, so the "survivors" will all die to cytokine storms as soon as they get reinfected.

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Circle of life, bro.
He knew you loved him.

stop paying rent

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lmao

Wow, thanks Boris for giving our police the POWER to tackle those nasty two-times-per-day-exercising rule breakers!

it's an insignificantly small study from a chinese university

Jesus fucking Chirst YES YOU CAN!
Literally nothing can be done but give all the people a stipend for the interim until we're alright again. This entitled bitch is UNHAPPY the government is giving her money whilst we're fighting a global pandemic. If she's so upset about it, she should say no.

He is with his old mates from the war, those who stayed in France

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>self-reporting
To read about a symptom is to have it

>natsoc here
lmfao you stupid shut in tory virgin

And pay rent, mortgage, utility bills?

You are a known liar

retard

it's not me you dafty

Man, they are enjoying this shit.

youre not supposed to pay rent, dipshit.

250311044
>3 billion dead worldwide from the first wave

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I know lad, don't be upset

>not muh doctorinooos.
All the actually talented medical staff work for proper wages (not the nhs).
Although the vast majority of landlords should be denied the right to hold property given the majority aren't even british.

Funny watching middle class people kicking off about the rate of welfare benefits now they might have to claim them

The Facebook mum stasi meme is very real

>What is wrong with people.
>I have 2 lots of neighbours. 1 had had 2 of her mates around with their kids sitting in the garden drinking away. The second is having their friend and her kids around!

>Are people actually stupid???
I honestly am not getting it!

Over 100 comments on this telling them to report them. Crazy.

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>"I deserve all the profit because I take all the risk"
>risk arrives
>"IT'S NOT FAAIRRR I NEED A BAILLLOUTTT WAHHHH"

youtube.com/watch?v=dc2tJqnkLLA

Dick head

i value very highly my reputation in the eyes of andreas of bologna

you're not very bright

Nice little power trip for them, with no potential for blow back. And they don’t have to do any real policing

I hope you die of it, or something else very soon

t. ahmed running a rental agency

fucking paki

it's worth it though - if everyone stayed in for a while this disease would die out

oh wait the borders are still open lmfao

Just imagine amount of decent properties fresh on the market - maximum tier, best happening!

((((Landlords)))) dropping prices, might even giving up on milking goyim and leaving property (((business))) nah, that's not going to happen

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they're jannies. they've been waiting all their life for something like this. for free.

Spastic

>Justin Welby, the archbishop of Canterbury, has joined those expressing support for the Clap for our Carers event planned for 8pm tonight. (See 11.28am.) In a statement provided to LBC, he said:

>The NHS expresses everything that is best in what has made this country what it is. It expresses our Christian values and hopes. It expresses the values of people of faith and no faith. It is a place of hope and giving. Thank you, NHS. Let us applaud the NHS.

>At the Downing Street lobby briefing this morning the prime minister’s spokesman indicated that Boris Johnson was backing the initiative. Jeremy Corbyn does too, and he has given this statement to LBC.

>I applaud the NHS, I clap for the NHS, I love the NHS. Well done everyone who works for the National Health Service and our care services and all the GP practices and everywhere else. You’re doing a fantastic job and I think the whole country has begun to realise how much we rely on you and on each other to get through this particular crisis. Thanks a lot and well done.

I work for the NHS and I'm fucking useless, but thanks for the clap I guess

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>spanish patient "recovers" and then dies 36 hours after leaving the hospital

I wish I bought a drone, would be fun to fly around right now.

Landlords and bailiffs are doing nothing wrong. Pay your rents and debts.

>Omg how dare these people drive to the middle of fucking nowhere to have a walk far away from other people, they could crash their car and make the whole en ache ess collapse
>I can't believe it, I just saw someone walking their dog, fine them £1000!
>Everyone should just STAY INSIDE

Dunno why lads, but I'd smash that whinging nurse who was on GMB this morning. Don't know what it is but I'd love to fuck her.

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8155291/Nurse-shared-tearful-plea-stop-panic-buying-food-thinks-shes-contracted-COVID-19.html

>Causing untold amounts of economic damage
>Creating a new mental health crisis, a suicide epidemic and untold misery that'll last years on all the population
>Just to help give a few people who'd have died this year anyway ICU beds for an overhyped illness

fuck off you underage spastic

How long do you guys think this "lockdown" will last?

Im comfy ""working"" from home its just a few hours a day and then i can do whatever I want.
It has to last longer

You could probably get a good solid million views flying a drone around an empty city right now. Easy viewing numbers.

Property (((business))) is stupidest business, hence all the elite is on it, hording portfolio and will be bailed out by gumbernment.

who knows
prepare to see more normies lose their minds though

young people with no underlying conditions are dying. reinfection is very common and very fatal.

I'm willing to bet it will get extended because reasons. Doesn't help that most normies seem to be enjoying it.

This has always been a country of curtain twitchers.

BAP warned about the matriarchal longhouse

12 weeks i think
based on nothing

Where the fuck are my Boris bucks?

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The people via their own lack of morality will enforce the rules onto everybody else.
Yuri was right.

Quite impressed by this massive hospital the army are setting up in London
>two wards, each of 2,000 beds

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22,000 deaths worldwide and 492,000 cases

Its a fucking ~0.04% death rate.
God for it it was something actually serioud

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Normies are out treating it like an early summer holiday spreading it in locations like beaches and in the country by going for walks. We'll get another 12 weeks lockdown or something because of those idiots thinking they are immune to it.

>young people with no underlying conditions are dying
We don't know if they had no undercover health issues. 21 football coach died of it, but it was discovered he had leukaemia undiagnosed.

Mate of mine did this.
Flogged the footage to a Thai media company for $500.

no

it's a lucky dip whether you end up gasping for breath on a lifeglug

At such a small rate it's insignificant

All those (You)s. Amazon probably still deliveries, got a few parcels from it recently. Any suggestions for one?

post tits

Fuck me lads.
bitchute.com/video/nYgFyB0lCt4/
We're going to get monitored HARD
Truly end times

That's 0.4%, but the point stands

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND AZITHROMYCIN = CURE
>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND AZITHROMYCIN = CURE
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>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND AZITHROMYCIN = CURE
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HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AND AZITHROMYCIN = CURE
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WHY WONT BBC OR SKY NEWS COVER THIS

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if i get my borris bennies than i will be compfy
otherwise i have to get a temp job in a shop or something

This is a good thread highlighting how middle class strivers are fucking rental markets by trying to use digital disruptors

mobile.twitter.com/IamShaneMorris/status/1242876621025148933

>Clap for our Carers event planned for 8pm tonight
Meanwhile giving extension of powers to the government. We absolutely deserve whats about to happen.

stop being such a bitch boomer.

when you all die theres no need for a lockdown anymore

Nice show for the goyim.
Would be cheaper to buy out AIDS suppression drug for critical patients, but that isn't the (((plan)))

Priorities, darkies must be catered to

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Suicide is for weak people who can't cope with life.

No, normies are sat locked up indoors screaming with rage because their neighbour went out alone to walk the dog

like this mong cunt: thesun.co.uk/news/11248135/tragic-teen-coronavirus-isolation-dies/

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>comparing deaths to open cases like it means anything
spastic

it's not a cure. neither of those drugs work against viruses. one is an anti-parasite drug and the other one is an antibiotic. it's a meme cure.

mishima managed to make being in the closet cool

>wanting to survive this to then exist in the totalitarian communist utopia.
Fake and gay, You be in the wrong place friend.

the CFR outside of china is at 30% right now and it's climbing.

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>meme cure
Underage B& please.

I think this squirrel left his tree twice today. Better call the old bill!

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CFR is not deaths over deaths + recoveries

You're wrong, most of them are completely fucking terrified.

I would've

The cringe is strong in Brit/pol/ today

msm shill detected

ffs

>eat sandwich
>feel hungrier than i did before i ate it
what in the fuck

BAP?

had a gf looked just like that once. fat arse.

why dis bitch orange doe

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/25/two-thirds-patients-die-coronavirus-would-have-died-year-anyway/

>Up to two thirds of people who die from coronavirus in the next nine months are likely to have died this year from other causes, a government advisor has said.

>Professor Neil Ferguson, who is recovering at home from Covid-19, told the Science and Technology Committee that experts were now expecting around 20,000 deaths, although said it may turn out to be a lot less.

>But he said that many of those deaths were likely to be old and seriously ill people who would have died from other conditions before the end of the year.

coronafags btfo

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