/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2567 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

nothing burger
>Neil Ferguson at Imperial College London gave evidence today to the UK’s parliamentary select committee on science and technology as part of an inquiry into the nation’s response to the coronavirus outbreak.
>He said that expected increases in National Health Service capacity and ongoing restrictions to people’s movements make him “reasonably confident” the health service can cope when the predicted peak of the epidemic arrives in two or three weeks. UK deaths from the disease are now unlikely to exceed 20,000, he said, and could be much lower.

all it took was refitting some rooms and telling people not to go to pubs and it's over

just a bunch of industries scrambling for low interest govt loans, handouts, etc.

Just imagine getting a normal flu at these times
> people are scared as fuck and avoid you like a leper
> still hurts a lot, but won't get admitted to overcrowded hospital
> or even worse, get admitted and contract coronavirus there

NYC here. City is not falling apart, but I am leaving before it gets bad, virus or otherwise.

Hydroxychloroquine will work or no?

Is it clear yet?

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What's the best theory you've heard from schizos?
A friend's dad thinks they are gonna shut off the internet to install a new police state on the entire world and this virus is a fluke to make the economy collapse.

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threadly reminder that Corona-chan has a cock&balls torture fetish aside from throatfucking

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

*coof

Oops, sorry.

Corona is a double edged sword if you really look at the bigger picture of it.

One aspect of it is massive psy-ops against the public. You know the expression "would you jump off a bridge if someone told you do?". Well, it seems most of the worlds population would gladly do that no questions asked or suspicion at all.

Another aspect is a major competence test for all world governments and world leaders. Can they actually get things done, work together and also actually do good things for those that elect them?. That is what everyone is wondering about and how geopolitics are going to change as a result or after the Corona crisis passes.

Something else is the fact that Corona proves that you don't need a "Global/World Government" at all and if anything one would slow things down to respond to stuff like this.

Brainlet here.

How is the virus reported as having a 3% death rate when it looks like 15% of all cases have died?

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SO WHILE WE ALL ARE IN LOCKDOWN THIS KPOP PLASTIC SURGERY BUG LOOKING GOOKS ARE HAVING A LAUGH EATING OUTSIDE!!??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nth generation well off here. I live next door to a recently retired doctor in a calm neighborhood with separated houses and I can afford to only work over the phone for three months no biggie. You do the math on how really rich people are doing.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 68,836 (1,037) Spain 56,188 (4,089) Germany 40,421 (229) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,316 (171) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Belgium 6,235 (220) Austria 6,001 (42) Portugal 3,544 (60) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,279 (14) Sweden 2,840 (70) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,567 (61) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (41) Czech Republic 1,775 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Chile 1,306 (4) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Pakistan 1,128 (8) Poland 1,120 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 958 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 802 (2) India 718 (14) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 481 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +625 (+10) Spain +6,673 (+442) Germany +3,098 (+23) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +419 (+18) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Austria +413 (+11) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+8) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +13 (+2) Malaysia +235 (+3) Denmark +127 (+7) Chile +164 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +78 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) India +61 (+2) Philippines +71 (+7) Croatia +39 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia +73 (+2) Iraq +36 (+7) Armenia +25 (+1) Andorra +36 (+2) Tunisia +27 (+1) Albania +28 (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Norway +195 Czech Republic +121 Pakistan +65 Poland +69 Thailand +111 Russia +182 Iceland +65 Singapore +52 Estonia +134 Bahrain +38 Hong Kong +42 Lebanon +35…

>FULL LISTS
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Who the fuck goes to the hospital with a flu? Are you 60?

Grow Corona-chan grow, hoping she reaches 500K today.

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NEW MEXICO OUTBREAK MAP

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Makes me think, how many people will die due to other conditions but fail to get needed medical treatment due to Coronavirus?

Traditional CHINESE medicine. They found the cure, that's why chinese recovered so quickly and didn't die. China numba wan. Based Xi jinping pingpong.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1043661820307556

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boomers and karens do it

>One anti-communist dies
>Meanwhile hordes of poor people who can't afford private doctors are dying
>It's punishment for the rich
Look at this delusional commie

Don't you know pajeet professor from Oxford says everyone's already infected so deaths are only 0.0000006% of cases

the best one i've seen is that china will emerge victorious after infecting the whole world.

Yes it's working really well on Trump supporters
Keep taking it

>How is the virus reported as having a 3% death rate when it looks like 15% of all cases have died?
Because those 15% of cases are only confirmed cases and those with severe enough symptoms to be tested. Basically 15% of people who end up in hospital die, which is what they were saying from the start if I remember right.

Because media lies to you retard.

This is easily the most terrifying part of it all.
>Super infectious
>Asymptomatic
>Resembles AIDS, makes you infertile, gives you pneumonia and permanent lung damage

You don't know it's the flu you retard.

Even if it were just the flu in the end, I love watching nothing-burger brainless meatheads on this board SEETHE that they can't wagecuck and have gay buttsecs for 3 months.

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>on the rich
The rich will be fine.

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That's not New Mexico.

People show up to the hospital at 2 in the morning with six months old knee pains on good days.

Stay in your plague pit motherfucker

>The virus is exploding in big cities, which are filled with communist leftist degenerates
>The virus is spreading much slower in rural areas, where people hate commies
>The super rich have their own private doctors, and many of them have the ability to isolate and ride things out without interacting with the outside world for years
No. It's clearly not a punishment for the rich.

>be China
>check the news and see Colorado schools being closed to pneumonia because of fear of transmission
>wonder how is pneumonia transmissilble
>get new hipster SARS cases
>warn every fucking country that it is no joke
>ignored.dwb
>everyone blames china

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It's not New Mexico user, it's just Mexico.

>no italy
>no usa
she is hitting 500k easily

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Don’t give up!

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This guy is retarded, does he even know why interest rates and gas prices are low? And there is no growth flattening, especially not in the US lmao

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based Bill

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Spain overtaking Shitaly when?

That's why everyone is so afraid of an outbreak, brainlet. What did you think flatten the curve means?
Doesn't take much for a hospital to get overwhelmed

how do I achieve this level of intellect?

Reliable ol' Bill buy the dip while sucking dick Bitchell.

how about
> reinfection from a different strain somewhere else
> hides in your central nervous system and then fucking infects you
> crosses the blood-brain barrier and makes your eyes infected pink

Good morning.

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This guy is a fucking idiot

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Yes Yes
China will grow larger

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Drink kook aid

It's mostly boomers dying
The wealthiest generation
A ventilator will only do so much for you if you're 70+ because of scarred up your lungs will be after the treatment

the deaths happen quicker while it takes a long time to count all the recoveries
have to wait for it to slow down

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In case you think it's Corona you are supposed to either call the doctor to take the test or go to a specialized testing site. No need to poz hospitals with your shit.

>flat
not anymore

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Really?
Man, I want to emigrate to Germoney. I learned the wrong foreign language I guess.

kek

The median incubation is 3 days I think, but the outliers kept being longer and longer.
Asymptomatics still have lung anormalities, so they have some viral load. If you are indeed asymptomatic there's low chances you are infecting someone compared to a non asymptomatic, but you could still get the sniffle reflex and fill some surfaces with goo droplets, not very efficient for infecting though.

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A little lewd for my Corona-chan folder, but I'll save it.

The virus is just the flu and is being hyped up by all governments and media across the globe to
1. Scare Americans into accepting an authoritarian government that will take their guns and “freedoms” away
2. To tank support of Trump so that Biden can win in the election
And yes these people are 100% serious

Oh yeah baby, 1 Million is probably gonna be achieved within 2 weeks from now probably or just a week. I can't wait

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In reality somebody will detect that you might have pneumonia and send you to the hospital for x-rays etc and there you can get tested.

>2.500 new cases only in Lombardy today

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Globalists/power structures/etc don't like living in cities or around cities. For a multitude of reasons including diseases and unrest, they can't stand them.

That is why so many have islands, compounds in the wilderness and various real estate alternatives.

Most people don't even realize how common it is for them to retire to small towns, give up the life styles and even change names to live a happy normal peaceful life(with security of course depending on what they did or who they were).

Corona is doing a great job at putting many things into perspective for many Globalists and the plans they have.

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here early for the half a mill party.

and what happens when you are too sick and dying? then ambulance gets to you too late to save

how autistic does this one guy have to be to make 2000 straight generals around the clock 24/7

Reposting for a guy with rotting apples

Eh better not to eat that irradiated crap anyway. Just make jam dude. I made some with apples I had that started to go bad. Just cut the bad parts out. It was really tasty.
>cut out bad parts
>peel apples
>cut into small pieces and remove core
>boil with sugar, 1 cup apple:1 cup sugar though you can use less sugar if you'd prefer
>blend with a stick blender or mash with whatever you've got
>???
>profit

600k by the end of the week

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She already crossed 500k right?

>It's mostly boomers dying
For now, while the medical system is not overloaded. With nearly 40 percent of younger people requiring hospitalization, you'll see hordes of young people dying if they can't get their oxygen, beds, and mechanical assistance.

>New C.D.C. data shows that nearly 40 percent of patients sick enough to be hospitalized were age 20 to 54.
nytimes.com/2020/03/18/health/coronavirus-young-people.html

>Be Spanish governmint
>Buy 350.000 test kits in a hurry because you thought this was a nothingburger
>Receive 350.000 failing test kits
I'm not surprised at all

>30% unemployment on it's way
>mass failure to pay mortgages and rents on April 1st
>colossal economic contraction arising from an unprecedented drop in demand
>all on the backdrop of a deadly global pandemic
Thanks Bill

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I don't wish death on this man but I do wish a karmic infection of the Shanghai Shivers on him

>take their guns and “freedoms” away
Of course. I've heard hundreds of those. During this. During JADE Helm 15, During the 2009 flu

Their guns were taken away so many times and there were so many communist takeovers in America, it's hard to keep track of all of them.

How can someone be so much of a fucking boomer?

Is this still a happening or is it over?

a potential extinction-level event does wonders, user.

still keying

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>20 to 54
they really love gerrymandering those numbers, don't they? i saw one article that called 69 year-olds "young" patients a few days ago.

I was at the dollar store yesterday. I took a drink of water and choked on it a little bit and coughed once. I'm not sick at all and have no symptoms of anything. This old black woman with a mask on started screaming at me for 30 seconds that I shouldn't be out in public if I'm coughing, how rude. It attracted the workers and other customers. I just ignored her and walked away but man I wish I had filmed it.

70% is good. 91% and the alcohol evaporates faster, which makes it less effective. You can but 91% and then dilute it down to 70-something if you want.
To be fair, Cardassians all look the same.

It's clearly over. Go out and hug a chink.

>be China
>lie
>watch as people die

What? Officially not yet, but when it does then hoo-boy I guess what happens next then.

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what the fuck

its*

WHy did we get to 1000 and 2000 so fast but now that shit is really goin down we aint eben at 3000

It'll be even better after. This is bound to ravage the right and far right, even their young due to their tendency to go full retard under stress. Final year of Merkel is Kino as fuck.

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This threads are actually honey pots made my glowniggers.

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>shades
You mean peril sensitive sunglasses?

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>Be the first Spanish patient to check out of the ICU and beat the virus
>Leave the hospital with all nurses applauding you
>News make it to all news channels
>Die 36 hours later

antena3.com/noticias/sociedad/muere-horas-despues-recibir-alta-paciente-coronavirus-que-abandono-uci-aplausos_202003265e7c9c1095e62a0001bccec5.html

>aged 20 to 54
That's a hell of a range. Can't they narrow it down to 20-35 to give us a better idea of what we're dealing with?

it's literally just getting started

Imagine what happened in Iran and China in Los Angeles and Houston and Chicago and New York and Baltimore

dying while dressed in a trash bag, I can't imagine a worse way to go yikes.

Most of the outbreaks outside China have started with asymptomatic superspreaders

Would explain why the Argentina-user makes the majority of these threads, he gets paid by the hour

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That's a perfectly rational attitude. If he doubled the amount of people he killed every night, then I'd worry after a few days.

How long until the USA is dead?

Half the parameters are exaggerated and the other half are underestimated. This makes fertile soil for the pathetic lies of the jew.

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yup

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The emergency resolution calls for the president to:

Stop all resettlement of unaccompanied minors claiming asylum status on the southern border;
Suspend the refugee resettlement program;
Suspend issuance of any and all new foreign student visas under the F-1 student visa program;
End the Optional Practical Training program allowing hundreds of thousands of F-1 foreign student visa holders to extend their stays and gain employment in the US, displacing US workers;
Suspend the H-1B visa lottery for foreign tech workers from China and India who are displacing American tech workers and undercutting American STEM undergrads and grad students whose livelihoods have been upended by the Wuhan Virus Pandemic;
Suspend the EB-5 citizenship-for-sale program that primarily benefits wealthy Chinese investors;
Block any “DACA deal” granting amnesty and work permits to 800,000 illegal alien “DREAMers;”
Tax all alien workers’ remittances (cash transfers back to their countries which totalled more than $573 billion in 2019);
Finish the southern border wall and shore up air, land, and sea assets on our northern border as well.

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/college-republicans-release-emergency-resolution-calling-for-immediate-and-indefinite-immigration-moratorium-amid-coronavirus-pandemic/

damn

they're already making propaganda videos showing small groups of chinks eating out and playing ping pong. I think they saw how easy it was to make everyone stay home and now they're going to see how easy it is to get everyone to infect each other.

F