What the fuck happened?

On March 7th I was involved in a motorcycle vroom vroom accident and ended up breaking 5 ribs, collapsed one lung and shattered my pelvis and I was in a medically induced coma for about a week, when I woke up and thought I was dead, these motherfucker doctor gooks show up all decked out in fancy hazmat gear and requested that I get tested for a “new virus”. Thought nothing of it but shit I was all pipped up on pain killers I thought I was hallucinating. Fast forward to today I finally felt well enough to walk around the floor and check my phone and see all these “get well soon user” texts, noticed the nurses and doctors were watching CNN and all I see is the whole fucking world is shut down, the whole fucking world. Over a virus? Over a fucking virus? Really? What the fuck did I miss? Is this really happening? I can’t have any visitors or anything and the nurses keep telling me I’ll be okay if I just stay here. What kind of fucking apocalypse did I fucking wake up to anons? Is this shit for real?

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If real, that is quite the thing to experience user. I feel for you.

Check your stocks, user

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China released a bioweapon. This is their big push. War an inevitability. Economies in the west are all finished. This is it. Get well soon. You dont want to miss the big igloo.

>being this desperate for attention

what a shit larp, i cant believe this happening

Yeah it’s for real, you’re not being punk’d, Ashton Kutcher is not on his way to your room right now
The world is at a standstill right now because a SARS related virus escaped China and shit is all a fuck

Why the fuck does this Anglo look like an Arab? WTF? Is this why grooming happens? They can't tell them apart?

I hope you stocked on on toilet paper before your accident. kek

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