Norm is awake

Norm is finally posting videos to his youtube channel and all it took was a global pandemic and complete shutdown of the economy. A worthwhile trade imho.

That faggot Norm is in denial.

Money will determine the global response in the West by late April.

It's all over but the crying.

Say your goodbyes to those in the high risk groups over the next few months.

All the preps in the world will not save you from what is coming.

At some point the actuaries of the governments around the world will look at the costs of total containment ($90 trillion over a year, or roughly the current size of the entire global economy) against the approximate 2 million deaths globally that may occur, and they will reach the conclusion that at a preventive cost of $45 million per life saved, it isn't worth trying to stop the virus in its tracks.

The scenario is being modeled as we speak. Once hospital supplies are enough to handle ongoing infection, governments will have to throw up their hands and let it rip through the globe and kill off whoever it will, rather than shut down the entire planet.

You have a virus with no native immunity, no vaccine, and no cure. That is just the hard reality. Talk of a fast vaccine is a pipe dream. 100 vaccines get tested before one is even adopted for use. Efficacy tests are 6 mos away, and 99% of tested vaccines fail in that stage.

Governments cannot pay 100% of salaries and business costs without offsetting taxation, for more than a couple months before the entire world devolves into complete anarchy.
You will know when governments make this decision to let the virus cycle through, even before the announcement of reopening businesses and resumption of normal activities occurs, because the message of the media will change.

It will start to sound like this:
"Yes, it is unfortunate that so many are getting sick, but if you look at the vast majority of those affected, they are old or have preexisting conditions and are likely to die soon enough regardless."

Attached: 8f12caa72e89705ef168eda2e1862cf1dc37775d89b724d0d7433df2d72156f2.jpg (837x879, 86.91K)

youtu.be/j9mlwZRAiD8

He is a conspiracy guy too. In his film Dirty Work he had a scene where some bums created a distraction saying cia put a chip in their brain.

>Publicly posts Adam Egret's number
I mean I already had it from when I met him under the Queensboro Bridge, but that was rude of Norm

You are a retard. Governments can print money out of thin air.

>tard spacing
>fear porn
>violent pic
>t. seething demon

Here's a good effort (fuck) for your power level, damned one.

get off Yas Forums and do your online high school studies ya underage faggot

youtu.be/jJN9mBRX3uo

>mainstream
who?

Yes. Let the hate flow through you.

Attached: 91Jjs97qiLL._AC_UL1500_.jpg (999x1500, 219.89K)

Jesus fucking christ zoomie, way to out yourself.

Attached: 123597566264.jpg (452x452, 33.03K)

I wonder where he gets his ideas from?

Here's an update on Super Bowl 29

Attached: Screenshot_20200318-003143.png (2560x1316, 1.53M)

True. But if they do, they will create mass inflation. The ability to do something is determined by the total number of resources or potential number of resources at one's disposal. Either you need to make something useful, or make something nice for someone who makes something useful.

Norm Macdonald.

Are you 12?

Holy fuck dude I'm a 21 zoomer my self and know and love all of his work. Jesus fuck

Attached: 1581182186866.jpg (542x521, 25.11K)

Not everyone knows our favorite deeply closeted comedian

look at this fuckin zoomer

google it retards
you probably recognize the face

The worst about that tweet is the hypocrisy.

Thinking Norm is some mainstream comedian is ridiculous, he's the comedians comedian. He's not all that popular as other comedians but he's the best one and keeps thing on the down low, like not going on Joe Rogans faggot ass podcast. Anyways I also have a wojak that makes me giggle!! Hehe I think it's a picture of you!

Attached: 5sdm9dhq0d411.jpg (625x773, 59.6K)

my fav boomerino is a lovable curmudgeon now!

Kitchener Leslie

you stupid fuck he was on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, he had his own self-titled television show, numerous other shows and has been in numerous movies, he's not NOT mainstream even if you want him to be.

He lost credibility from me with his Netflix show. It was so bad compared to his YouTube content

I thought it was Bob Kendall

I KNOW HE WAS ON THOSE POPULAR FUCKING CHANNELS. BUT TIME HAS PASSSED AND HE"S NOT AS MAINSTREAM AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER. EX MAINSTREAM.

The clown from the burger chain

15 bucks a man!

He got 2m an episode, and the Chevy Chase episode was worth it

It was all netflix's fault, they really had him by the balls on how they wanted him to act

I bet you don't even get the joke

Yeah he has been huge in the counter culture, which may as well be the mainstream. He's a brave man, consistently skirts the JQ and holocaust denial.

It's more of a comment, really

HIS TIME HAS PASSED != HE'S NOT MAINSTREAM

Man this guy seems like a real jerk

You are the retard here.

Lost generation*

Gives a fuck

That doesn't sound like a thing that politicians who want to get reelected say....

Fuck off zoomer

Try and water down the spook when you're fearmongering. You've gotta give some gentle assurances then punch people with some spooky truth.

Also: societies aren't founded on money, they're founded on community and leadership. As long as people can get food and feel safe then anarchy can be kept at bay.

Recent studies show women are safer drivers than men!
>Audience Cheers
If you're wondering why the numbers on that chart don't add up, it's because a woman did it.
>Audience groans
Also a woman wrote that last joke. Yeah don't know what to think do you.
>Audience reluctantly laughs
Just kidding we don't hire women

AHHHHHH I DON'T REALLY CARE TO ARGUE ABOUT FUCKING NORM MACDONALDS FAME I CONCEDE! AND WILL RETURN TO MY SCHIZO CHAMBER OF MEDIATION TO BLAST THROUGH THIS PLANE AND KILL THE ARCHONS FOR GOOD. I LOVE YOU ALL

Attached: 1583984285548.png (495x365, 175.37K)

It's a subtle joke hidden in an obvious statement you brainlet

i bet you're a holocaust denier

You can tell how detached from society the average Yas Forums user is when they use tweets from random people as an example of anything.

youtu.be/_Mbxe33BYW8
Heaven and hell are lies. Valhalla is more credible.

Attached: 1585164517307.gif (498x451, 802.54K)

This just goes to prove my theory, that Germans love David Hasselhoff

I prefer mathematician

One time I went to a Norm Macdonald show. I was stoned out of my fucking gourd. The opening act was really good and the first 15 minutes of Norm's set was god tier. I fell asleep from being too high though so I didn't even get to finish it lol
There was also a dude dressed exactly like my friend was dressed and that was a trip

I like this one better.

Attached: 1585183881377.png (598x172, 24.29K)

He retweeted it, but I believe it was posted yesterday. The other version uses the term ‘she’ and refers to a female celeb. It was the most upvoted post on r/howardstern last I saw.

who is this moron?

You sound depressed, get a life faggot

>I only get my opinions from youtube fuck boomers lmao

Attached: 1581188917985.jpg (500x333, 79.61K)

you guessed it: Frank Stallone!

I saw him live a few months ago in a casino in Tucson AZ and I’ve never been to a stand up show where the crowd laughed so hard

i had it from the catfishing incident

He put quotes around "Imagine".
Also need quotes around "celebrity" and "sang".

Fpbp.

>literal who
>e-celeb
nice thread faggot

>random people
It's a celebrity sharing some funny shit, that's all. A nice wholesome Norm based thread. Go out and get some sunlight, go for a walk, and accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

>norm macdonald is an e-celeb. Get off the board you underage faggot

Explain to the folks at home how you missed the joke

Gal Gadot is an Israeli jew. The jews don’t believe in heaven. John Lennon’s imagine is a shitty communist song which was mostly written by Yoko Ono

Norm has been onto the jews for decades. Now where’s Colin Quinn?