Happening fags absolutley destroyed

THIRD STRAIGHT DAY OF GAINS!!!! IT WAS JUST A FLU, BRO!!!

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We're a command economy in all but name only

Will it get back to where it was though?

RIP meme virus

Yeah highest unemployment in history and the market pumps LMAO

And? DOW 30,000 by Easter!!

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

i farded

Tomorrow is gonna be all red.

>1.5% death rate in the USA
It's literally a nothing burger.
GO BACK TO WORK WAGIES, NUFF VIDEO GAMES.

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Not yet, wait till infection rate slows down. This is probably just confidence by some investors after the bill.

That’s what you idiots said yesterday. Meanwhile this shitty virus is just a flu. People will be back to work and the vaccine is in human trials

Nah man, the FED tied a fucking rocket to this cat and is shooting it into space

*bzzzzzzzt*
*bzzzzzzzt*
Hallo?
Drop et.

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This. 3.3 million jobless claims, fed pumps, Dow up 1000 points. Lmao

IT COST US MILLIONS AND YOU ROACHES JUST KEEP ON STANDING UP

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Yes! *cough cough* the market is doing fi-*cough* fine! happening over! *cough weez cough*

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wagie wagie back in cagie
make economy go real high
you get sick and ragey ragey
neets will never cry.

You're a fucking faggot OP

Seethe fucker.

do you feel comfortable being long?

>fed vows to print infinite money; as much as it needs to prop up the economy
>economy recovers in the short term
You brainlets don’t understand where this is going do you?

Yea bro the shit is all fake. It can’t collapse because fed will always just pump it back up

They have been doing it effectively since 1987. They can keep doing it indefinitely

>all social media is controlled by (((them)))
don't believe anything you see, it's all fake news

so hamfist was right and 18k was the bottom??

mfw i didn't buy in

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Should have bought the dip. I already doubled my investment. Feels good man.

2008

2008

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Always long the market anons
pic related

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imagine being such a retard that you think the market is going up
just try to imagine
1 millions a day goes on unemployment but somehow the market is climbing
it's not schlomo stealing your shit once again
nope
Infinite QE doesn exist it's not 2008 on steroid
the numbers are green
yessss

You realise us treasury bond yields are now negative, right? Or just someone who has no clue what is going on

isn't this correlated with neocons telling people to get back to work?

Delusional

The market can't make viruses disappear and resurrect people. I know you're trolling but idiots are unironically saying shit like this online and it's disturbing. They ascribe to the market the qualities of a god. The market really is their god.

i just shidded

Brrrrrr let's get 40k! Brrrrrrrrr

The market - literally - has basically collapsed. It’s unreal what has happened in the space of about 1 week, expect MASSIVE amounts of nationalisation in the US, fed is buying up EVERYTHING, unemployment just shot up like Great Depression, fed is trying to usher in some kind of digital currency. I am so glad I am not in America right now, even tho I like your constitutional rights

How is that destroying people who are cleverer than you?

PUMP IT

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Ya I'm 6"2

Who is buying this much? The buy volume is crazy

Making great gains from this rally.
Poor fags are blown away again. Time to make a killing as this goes higher.

Fucking retards care about the book makers profits. America is doomed because they can’t tell reality from fantasy.

Same, hello!

>he sold?
>pump it
>has he been infected?
>mutate it, but don't kill him

Base unlimited QE. What could possibly go wrong?

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The federal reserve

>Said the nervous man for the 30th time this year

Holy shit. Your fucking gay for real? huh user?

The only reason for this is because the US voted on a $2.1 trillion rescue package. It'll tank in the long run. We're all FUCKED.

it,s the fed who pushed the banks to trade to each others with money that don't even exist this is 100% fake money entering the system at really high speed
it's the biggest wealth transfer in human history
they're overdoing 2008 by a really long marge

Who cares. When someone finally has the balls to call for a jubilee we’ll all be fine.

weimar conditions will require weimar solutions

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Based. The virus is winding down.

Yes, viral pneumonia is very dangerous and very bad. But do keep in mind the average age of the dead is over 80 (!) with preexisting health issues. This is a bad virus for sure, but it's not the world-ender that it was hyped as.

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Nothing, the US could just point a gun to your head and tell you the Dollar is worth a lot, and you'll happily sing along.

America has fuck you money.

already priced into the market lol. seethe harder.

Canon, someone post the money printing meme. *BRRRRRRRR*

Do you think schlomo care about the covid while he's stealing the whole world?

>just hospitalize 20-30% of the populace bro

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Lol, you stupid faggot, there will ALWAYS be another XXbillion$ debt printing.