/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2566 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

people can't leave their house -> nothing sells -> lay-offs -> massive unemployment -> no money to buy stuff -> business can't pay debts and go broke -> banks go bankrupt -> new great depression

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Godspeed corona chan!

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Post tits.

Any funny music animated videos? People used to post a lot, but I haven't seen any recently.

Rate my PrEP boys

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alternative: new Spanish flu, 1% of global population dies

He won't

500K when?

As a self-diagnosed schizoid, this happening is really nice

Play some WoW?

Sell dip now. Don't wait for Monday.

Dilate

>Jim hasn’t done a stream yet

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Give it to me straight, how many of the "news" peddled in these threads are actually factual?
>everybody gets reinfected
>hospital stay will kill you
>10% mortality rate
>Chinese bioweapon
etc etc

4/10
don't see any canned food or fruits

gib corona mommy milkies

Where's the food?

Alright lads, I'm gonna need the NSFW vers of this here beaut

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Sorry for party coofin

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repostan

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Reminder to stop coomin and spend this lockdown self improving now that society is getting reset

While all the normies are turning into depressive coomers you can utilize your self isolation experience and skills to become better than all of them

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Ara ara user-kun~

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>10 * 389750 * 2 ^ 10 = 4 billion
current cases outside china * 10 assuming we only test 10% so far, doubles 10 times to reach 4 billion, well over half the population outside china, so this meme virus ends

doubling time of 5 days * 10 = 50 days. meaning I can go on vacation in a couple months. am I wrong?

convice me this isnt a nothingburger with real facts and stats

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 68,814 (1,037) Spain 56,188 (4,089) Germany 39,572 (224) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,316 (171) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Belgium 6,235 (220) Austria 6,001 (42) Portugal 3,544 (60) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,250 (14) Sweden 2,840 (70) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,567 (61) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (41) Czech Republic 1,775 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Chile 1,306 (4) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Pakistan 1,128 (8) Poland 1,120 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 928 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 802 (2) India 716 (14) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 481 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +603 (+10) Spain +6,673 (+442) Germany +2,249 (+18) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +419 (+18) South Korea +104 (+5) Netherlands +1,019 (+78) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Austria +413 (+11) Portugal +549 (+17) Sweden +314 (+8) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +13 (+2) Malaysia +235 (+3) Denmark +127 (+7) Chile +164 (+1) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +48 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) India +59 (+2) Philippines +71 (+7) Croatia +39 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia (+2) Iraq +36 (+7) Andorra +36 (+2) Albania +28 (+1) Tunisia (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Norway +166 Czech Republic +121 Pakistan +65 Poland +69 Thailand +111 Russia +182 Iceland +65 Singapore +52 Estonia +134 Bahrain +38 Hong Kong +42 Lebanon +35 Lithuania +16…

>FULL LISTS
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Wait for 500k

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Only useless shit
2/10

Imagine an earth with only 1 million people. Imagine all the free space we will have

Jobless claims are not real for you

Too bad
You get a spot at narco harem.

No. If you die we get more happening, so no point in helping you

requesting a Marilyn Monroe dress blow up of Corona Chan

Keep up the good work argiebro

There's nothing that big, just the same as usual

Normal country in time of crisis
>We need to supply our stores, get medical supplies and take care of the eldery
Czech republic in time of ciris
>Noooooooo the beer is going baad
> 1 305 306 beers could go to waste
>Save the beeeeer!!!

zachranpivo.cz/

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The virus has a 50% mortality rate.

youtu.be/U4dPoYGwWPI

New Mexico coronavirus outbreak map!

well, "new"

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what makes you think you wouldn't die too

What fruit can you prep?

I was lucky to find really green bananas but they also go bad after 2 weeks

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Meanwhile in Russia. A hospital for corona patients.

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nice legs

high population is better because then there are more camgirls for me to coom to

IT'S ACTUALLY A VIRUS FROM HELL CREATED BY ALIENS

I have this one: youtube.com/watch?v=ZXGWZonPNjI

like this post if you believe in god

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+2.53%) Germany (+0.09%) France (-0.26%) United Kingdom (+0.52%) Italy (-0.43%) Switzerland (-0.03%) Spain (+0.62%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+0.91%) Netherlands (-0.57%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+2.75%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+4.28%) Japan (-2.61%) Hong Kong (-0.51%) China (+0.05%) Australia (+1.17%) Singapore (+0.33%) India (+5.42%) South Korea (-1.40%) Taiwan (-0.85%) South Africa (+4.67%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-3%) Beijing (-16%) Wuhan (-24%) New Delhi (-54%) Dubai (-27%) Moscow (-23%) Rome (-23%) Milan (-16%) Berlin (-16%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-25%) Paris (-34%) Madrid (-13%) Barcelona (-21%) London (-28%) Johannesburg (+6%) Sao Paulo (-56%) Buenos Aires (-44%) New York (-50%) Washington (-42%) Miami (-10%) Toronto (-39%) Chicago (-22%) Houston (-22%) Mexico City (-12%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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fuck off from these threads

Yes. Yes.
We can call it: lebensraum

M-m-Mariliyn Monroe?
youtube.com/watch?v=MZvWW4n9_ho

Which god?

>vienna scientist warns that we are 3 weeks behind italy
god I can't wait to see Vienna burn

>hospital
Death Chamber

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>that toilet
hahahahaha

Better than a US jail

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I too need a bunker gf, the time of the boogaloo is upon us.

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Exactly how I imagined a Russian hospital

Start a revolution already please, have some dignity ffs.

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Stop thirsting over online woman if you could rape without consequences

that fag needs to take his fucking meds.

Ahh el centro del pais jodido como siempre, si no es por feminazis es un virus mortal, perfecto

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>schizoposting

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I like the way cvg has just devolved into hentai threads.

We need an official Corona-chan Standarization Committee to finally decide on her hair color, eye color, bat wings, shape of hair buns and specific variant of chink dress.

Based goku poster. I'm finally done coofing, so I'm hoping to start getting my body health back up.

All gonna make it.

Frederick Trump, Grandfather of Donald, was one of the first spanish flu dead in the US.
Just saying, Kek might be trying to tell us something.

What are the black counties?

This rate we are entering inflation fetish zone by the end of April.

What a crock of shit

>it just the flu bro
>no really there is no corona-virus its just influenza with a new label
I didn't believe this level of cope and delusion exist

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>no digits
Trump will live until the 30th century

>everybody gets reinfected

without countermeasures, there's no doubt about that
It's highly infective and seems to be heat resistand

>hospital stay will kill you

it's more dangerous there, because it's likely to get serveral different strains at once, which is said to be more severe
many chink nurses died most likely because of this

>10% mortality rate

we totally don't really know.

>Chinese bioweapon

there are some papers that indirectly say that it's at least partially a lab made virus.
The question is for what purpose. some guess it's a failed vaccine for SARS1 but it sounds rather unlikely

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youtu.be/jcS0KyC6LJ4
America sending in the troops

youtu.be/LZzIxnCHVDM
Doctor explains why this is all fake

youtu.be/XxOZKn6soXE
Coronavirus is not listed as highly infectious

youtu.be/FgUBmAxveWA
Nurse whistleblower explains why this is all fake

youtu.be/RX70oZs-UYg

youtu.be/hg8D5bxJhtk

youtu.be/932Aa4ILmjM
"pandemic" facts

youtu.be/UN0yb4BnCRw
viruses can not be spread airborne/troops rolling in

11/10 but can you post this in every other /cvg/ for another week?

now that the entire world is under quarantine how does coronachan beat humans?

Variety is a spice of life.

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I want to put my dick inside that squid.

#
At least one dead. I'm doing a terrible job at this but trying. Will update dead and shade counties based or number of infected when I start seeing a slowdown in number of counties infected.
Will probably start doing that when every state has over 200.

Anything besides black hair should be automatically trashed tbqh

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Very poor.

Probably where people died and red is diagnosed.

Nice.

Ur-gay but more importantly we can't have a standardization to a virus that mutates and adapts to it's surroundings so rapidly plus there are also multiple strains so having a standard put on her would be difficult

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Even then, you’d still be an incel.

Danke schon brudi.

how do those tiles even get fucked up like that? was some jackass just stomping around the room in steel-toed boots?

>The question is for what purpose. some guess it's a failed vaccine for SARS1 but it sounds rather unlikely
I would argue its gain of function research. Which is basically a weapon under the guise of vaccine research. That being said I think the release was accidental. Just chink stupidity.
No one fires a weapon they can't control and a virus, thanks to evolution, is beyond all control

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She just abuses fact that we are retarded and keep breaking qyarantine. Plus with lockdown she will now cause a wave of suicides to get the body count up

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It's fitting for a virus that mutates so rapidly.

I like to think each one is a different strain

>2020
>Year of the rat
They weren't kidding huh?

I love you corona-chan

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>mfw it's true

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she has multiple strains so its fine

Well yeah, only 1 million people- the nearest people would probably be a continent away.

based

Good point, all the different Corona-chans represent the different strains.
This satisfies my autism well enough.

Weak governments like America letting up on the lockdown and allowing those with asymptomatic cases to spread it around in a second wave

Just a different strain.

Legend

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except it's a planecrash with no survivors

>pic related

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>Coronavirus Pisa, graduation in memory for Christin, who died a few days after the thesis discussion
The university's decision for the Cameroonian student who died at the age of 30 at the Cisanello hospital

firenze.repubblica.it/cronaca/2020/03/26/news/coronavirus_allo_studente_camerunense_morto_laura_alla_memoria-252319600

>30 years old nigger
Yas Forums BTFO

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Why am I a non resident? I pay my taxes like all of you I'm here legally and I've never had any handouts from the government. Give me my 1200 or let me work
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Coconavirus

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>black hair with corona buns
>red Chinese new year dress
>black bat wings
>eyes and highlights phlegmatic green

simple as

Basado user. I'll be hoping you reach number 1 soon enough, take the crown and overtake Pasta Italia

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fuck of commie there are multiple strains

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Wrong general, dumb chicano

Try to get lots of spinach to help you recover faster

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Don't lick the pigeons

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Cockona

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[CHART OF YESTERDAY]

:D

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Today was the first day of Hawaiian quarantine and..... no body gives a flying haphazard fuck.

It’s very confusing, I thought there was $5k fine and up to 1 year jail time but... people are on closed beaches, staying closer than 3 feet and keeping in groups of four even...

It’s bizarre. I’m staying inside.

My headcanon is that /ourgirl/ doesn't want us to argue about her, so she split as a result of different images existing. After all we got different designes before we learned about split strains

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Cockona

heres another you coomers

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beware the crowned rat

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>"...crock of shit"

You keep your shit in a 'crock' do you shill?
No. You watch shitty Hollywood movies and repeat phrases that you think sound cool.

Trainee Boomer detected.
Right to an opinion rescinded.

This guy is literally retarded, in Brazil not even the right wing take his word, just the type of cucks that defend that we should restore monarchy and that say "Hitler was a commie because muh socialism in the title"

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