Canadian Hate Thread

Leafs are easily as if not more insufferable in real life as we are online.

t. insufferable leaf.

No, don't say that. Leafs in real life are one of the the nicest people i've met in the world.

we secretly resent burgers and also our government told us to act retarded so that no one would want to come here, its to keep populations in check and to keep dirty illegal immigrants out

if only

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Probably cause most of the "Canadians" posting here are chinks and indians.

Yeah, but the UK has similar demographics to Canada. I don't see any shills or demoralisers with my flag.

Lots of perfidious a*glo/fr*nch trash there.

Also, what do you guys think about timbits? I want to hear from a Canadian themself.

Tim Hortons' chocolate donuts are better than Dunkin Donuts'

the problem OP is you and your country are suffering from advanced niggerfication and can no longer relate to whites. this is due generally to shitting up your gene pool with mass immigration from failed countries without realizing that people make countries and not resources like japan for instance. so bongs are all but a nigger country now everyone sees it but its like someone constantly trying to commit suicide, eventually youre not going to even try to stop them. enjoy having your grandchildren ridiculed by white children from ethno states that eventually form out of north america that are still successful because they outlawed non whites.

Goirgle me fookin shit nuckers me Brit
Blimey me tick Fook me ass innit shittabrit

timbits are amazing, i have some coupons heh

Cucknadians are subhumans. But most importantly, they're the most two-faced bastards in the world. More insidious than the insectochinks and more underhanded than the jews: that's cucknadians. They also happen to be dumber than the average gorilla nigger. The reason you have had 'pleasant' experiences is because they exclusively stab you in the back, never in the front.

>the problem OP is you and your country are suffering from advanced niggerfication
canada is suffering from advanced islamification kek

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Sour cream glazed was the only good Timbits, but they went from fresh to frozen over a decade ago and now they are all SHIT.
Timmies is for BOOMER FAGGOTS who yearn for a time long past

>Sour cream glazed was the only good Timbits
wrong
chocolate timbits are and always will be the best

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I assume it's vpns terminating in Canada. Also, maybe Canada for whatever reason is a haven for shills. For sure you're not interacting with genuine opinions. You can tell the difference when you're actually interacting with a Canadian versus a Canadian shill.

OP is a faggot. I’ve dealt with maple niggers irl and they’re just as fucking annoying and gay as they are online.

i promised myself id be nice to all yanks as you will probably get fucked by corona chan in a couple of weeks. is your president trying to set a record for most deaths by epidemic? he knows its not a contest right? and that winning would be having less deaths if it were. and stay out of canada.

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We aren't nice, we are just super passive aggressive about everything.
Online we can get rid of the passive part because you can't do shit back.

Faggot.

They're terrible, Tim hortons doesn't make any fresh food in store. Its all brought in and distributed by paki cashiers that barely speak English.

They are fine as a snack put out at group events.
Nobody would ever buy them for themselves.

They are the same in RL but they are good liars. Canadians are fucking self absorbed jerks with an undeserved superiority complex. I think it's because of our school system. Burgers are generally more down to earth, polite, and generally better and smarter people in my experience since moving down here.

>Why are Canadians on Yas Forums the most insufferable retards alive?
Most of them are Indians including the "Chinese" larper leafs.

I always liked the old fashioned glazed ones.

>Its all brought in and distributed by paki cashiers that barely speak English.
not in murica, get fucked canuck

So you basically admitted to being a coward and a keyboard warrior.

I don't eat that shit. Nearly all food from franchise restaurants is nothing but poison. Chemicals and sugar, and empty calories that make a person fat and sick.

Tim Hortons is your national reputation. Have some pride.

While I was lightin some baccy on tha bog a dodgy bloke nicked me dosh! Blimey!

Letterkenny makes up for all leaf transgressions.

youtube.com/watch?v=vdjIxreFu6Q

Sooury bout dat, wud you like a double double with your poutine eh?

Yup, also you can't be passive aggressive on the internet, it's either be passive or be aggressive.
Why would you be passive if there's absolutely no downside to being aggressive?

>twitter
>punctuation

Canadians are alright (and everybody on this board is trash anyway, let’s not kid ourselves here gentlemen)...

t. a frog

There's something called an in-between where you communicate like a normal rational human being like I am doing.

But of course, many come to Yas Forums to let out their anger which can sometimes be healthy for them. Other times, not so healthy...

Precisely. Lots of real Canadians are based, always have been. 'New Canadians', like 'New' citizens anywhere in anglo countries are fucking plagues though.

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>Whats with this dichotomy?

that's for you to explain, pilgrim
we just show up and try and sow a little reason and down to earth common sense

>t. a frog
I've heard a lot about Quebec fags and how they like to larp as French chefs and artists.

I feel as if a lot of you are biased. Eventually, a few retard leafs baited you into thinking we're all Chang's or said some stupid shit in earnest. We LARP'd, or not, idfk, and now the default response to leafs is thinking we're retards and you phase out the normal and based ones.

Some of us are, but this board is all about roleplaying. It's an RP board after all.

Mutts are often insufferable though even if you don't look at them with bias. Unless you ask a polite questions about guns they only know how to respond with extremes, no nuance, or BBC shitposting.

Tim Horton's's's cruellers are pretty good. Not the best, but not the worst. Good, fresh cruellers are hard to come by anymore, but Horton's are worthwhile.

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Objectively this. The only benefit to Timmies going to the dog shit frozen doughnut model is that it stopped me from eating so many doughnuts. I can only just barely remember what it was like to not eat a stale, reheated lump of sorrow. Also, whatever the fuck happened to lemon filled?

We're nice because we dump all our hatred and frustration in one place

This is starting to come together now.

>Eventually, a few retard leafs baited you into thinking we're all Chang's or said some stupid shit in earnest.
They were only pretending to be retarded! That is a relief. Those must be some dedicated role-players, to relentlessly shill so hard for China these last weeks.

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its so you fat burger faggots and crooked teeth brits think twice before coming to canada

we dont want you and fuck off we are full

btw, trudeau doesn't even exist. he's cgi. we have a full on fascist leader in canada. we just make canada look undesirable, but it's actually a paradise within these borders

Haha. The eurotrash wannabes in quebec.

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We have to hide our stupidity by being nice

We would annex B.C. if we could. Unfortunately, we have a plague of nationalistic Chang's shitting up our country who also shit up our board.

You know what? Fuck you. I’ve had it. I’ve tried to play nice. I’ve tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.

The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it’s based off a lie – that we suck because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call him. (As if that were an insult). But it isn’t even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one “real” man who can claim even two of those things! Cheetoman Trump wouldn’t dare step into the ring with JT. Secondly, Canadians aren’t shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. You know, I used to think Americans liked hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their politics, but you obviously can’t handle it. All I can say to that is: deal w/ it. It’s the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and thump your bible. So what if we welcomed, housed, and fed thousands of refugees and legalized weed? And so what if New Canadians are getting $2000 each to combat the COVID-19 pandemic (which Trump helped spread, btw). It’s better than welcoming hatred, bigotry, Islamophobia, zenaphobia and unlimited guns!

But guess what. I don’t care what the media says. I’m a freethinker. I’m an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you criticism, take it as a compliment. It means we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future. The post-Trump world is going to be bright. I know you can do this, Americans! We’ll see you in November!

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>reeeeeeeeee
>leafssss!111
>im a 4channler for real guys, im one of yous

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You don't offer genuine criticism, all you do is start fights and wrongfully insult strangers on the internet.

APOLOGIZE OR YOU'RE OUT OF CANADA

canada is based. their system works. they are doing the right things and are going to get through to the other side of the pandemic without total destruction of their society.

their biggest problem now is being beside a country which is going to be book of revelation-level decimated by their shitty response to the pandemic which will lead to widespread social unrest then eventually war.

Tha backstabbing part is true. Tabarnak.

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