/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2565 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

► Detected: 488,345 (+17,377) ► Died: 22,071 (+793)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 199 countries and territories infected —
— 3,622 more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
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China admits local officials were hiding new numbers
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Most deaths go unreported, Italian mayor says
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Prince Charles has tested positive for coronavirus
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All 40,000 fans in a football game got infected
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>RESEARCH
Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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Type-A blood more likely to catch virus than type-O
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Resistant to antivirals
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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>REMINDER
21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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Infection could reach 60% of world population
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Wartime conditions in China
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
12:24: 171 new cases and 3 new deaths in Israel.
12:12: 64 new cases in Ghana.
11:49: 103 new cases in Norway.
11:18: 123 new cases in Romania.
10:34: 6,673 new cases and 442 new deaths in Spain.
10:25: 98 new cases and 11 new deaths in Switzerland.
10:10: 1,298 new cases and 42 new deaths in Belgium.

>MORE
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nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/opinion/coronavirus-trump-response.html?searchResultPosition=4
nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/25/opinion/coronavirus-trump-reopen-america.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage
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RIP Mark Zuckerberg

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Built for BWC

I hope everyone is still comfy

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YOU CANT DO THAT
THATS MY DAD

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>488566 infected
>22068 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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post the other gif bro

Look at this shit. These generals are up and running literally 24/7, by a despicable group of sad shutin virgins laughing at the mass death and suffering of the entire planet, along with a literal circlejerk over a cartoon personification of the deadly virus causing it. I've seen some disgusting fucked up shit in my day but this takes the cake. And these are the people you share Yas Forums with and call your fellow anons. Horrific.

>schizo general #2565
Is this shit still ongoing? When are you retards finally going to admit that this is a nothingburger? This much scaremongering just because of a bad flu season, you guys are retarded.
Take your meds, go back to work and trust the plan.
You happening-fags are retards and your waifu a shit

WHERE
THE
FUCK
ARE
THE
CHIMPOUTS
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>the best source of information on the planet who has been weeks ahead of the mainstream is making me angry
>if I insult them they'll care
And then he kills himself

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Toothpastes are getting squeezed +78 deaths

To the faggot in the last thread:
>muh Caucasus mountains theory
Iranians are not Germanic.

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...

Work deemed essential so it's just business as usual but they took everyone's raises and are asking the government for handouts.

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guys... its not happening im so drepessed why isnt everything collapsing u guys lied to me

Anyone else find it strange that some corona threads are like 90% nothingburger faggots while other threads are a mixture of them, doomsday happening faggots, and pragmatic realists? There are very few threads that are only people proclaiming the end is nigh.

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cbs58.com/news/milwaukee-african-american-community-impacted-by-coronavirus

> Majority of them are on the city’s north side, a predominantly black area.

>At least right now, it has hit the central city, the northern part of the city harder,” said Mayor Tom Barrett.

>Officials said it’s also impacting middle-aged black men the most. All four coronavirus deaths in the city were black men in their 50s and 60s.

>They say people aren’t heading the orders, and continue to gather in groups. “The more distance that you have, the less likely we are to transmit this disease,” Barrett said.

sheeeit nigga black people aint havin no quARAntine

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Good morning frens who else /Comfy Virus General/

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Here are two editorials 12 days apart from the brilliant Nicolas Kristof of the New York Times predicting the coronavirus apocalypse. Now I don’t claim to be a genius statistician like the ones on the New York Times editorial staff but what happened in the last 12 days to cause such an increase in the number of infected?

> nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/opinion/coronavirus-trump-response.html?searchResultPosition=4
MARCH 13, 2020
If we stay on the current track, this model predicts that roughly a third of Americans – more than 100 million people — could become infected (including more than nine million at one time). Other estimates are higher, up to two-thirds, but even in this scenario, one million could die.

> nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/25/opinion/coronavirus-trump-reopen-america.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage
MARCH 25, 2020
Using the length of time you chose, the model suggests that 126.5 million people could contract the coronavirus across the United States between January and late October (with 37.8 million at the peak on June 5). More than 1.3 million people would die under these conditions and 125 million people would recover. Tweak the settings, and these numbers will change.

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H-hey, user. Do you still remember me...?

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youtube.com/watch?v=qPJDPSUevt4

uh...doomerbros?

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based, thanks user

Wow genius, buy the dip DEERRRRRRRR

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Yes I do

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Good morning you fucking maniacs

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based druggie
alkaloids is what will ultimately save us from the Coronapocalypse!

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That's because supplies aren't low and the police force is doing its work

The problem is that there is still not a cure in sight and supplies will start to run out if this persists

Then you get the chimpouts and the raiders

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY ISN'T IT PRINTING FASTER

I want a bunker bf

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>22000 dead

It was 20k before I went to sleep wtf.

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youtu.be/Vmb1tqYqyII?t=120

So you are not a nothingburger fag then?

But I'm a married pregnant woman

Nobody is talking about extinction you fucking mong. It's about whether and where public order will break down after medical capacities are gone.

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Got the OP one without the green background?

You're late, Nancy!

Better data = better extrapolation

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 68,594 (1,036) Spain 56,188 (4,089) Germany 39,502 (222) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,316 (171) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Belgium 6,235 (220) Austria 6,001 (42) Portugal 3,544 (60) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,246 (14) Australia 2,806 (13) Israel 2,666 (8) Brazil 2,563 (60) Sweden 2,554 (64) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (41) Czech Republic 1,775 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,123 (8) Poland 1,085 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (18) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) Finland 928 (5) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 737 (2) India 716 (14) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 481 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +383 (+9) Spain +6,673 (+442) Germany +2,179 (+16) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +419 (+18) South Korea +104 (+5) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Austria +413 (+11) Portugal +549 (+17) Australia +130 (+2) Israel +297 (+3) Brazil +9 (+1) Sweden +28 (+2) Malaysia +235 (+3) Denmark +127 (+7) Romania +123 (+1) Saudi Arabia +112 (+1) Finland +48 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) India +59 (+2) Philippines +71 (+7) Croatia +39 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia (+2) Iraq +36 (+7) Andorra +36 (+2) Albania +28 (+1) Tunisia (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Norway +162 Czech Republic +121 Pakistan +60 Poland +34 Thailand +111 Russia +182 Estonia +134 Bahrain +38 Hong Kong +42 Lebanon +35 Lithuania +16 Armenia +25 Hungary +35 Taiwan +17 Latvia +23…

>FULL LISTS
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how can i forget such a beautiful demoness of hemorragic death?

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>+65 cases in Iceland (802 total)
>population 360k
wtf

Any got the summary for WHO's shit show of yesterday I totally missed it

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Give me corona meme music videos

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same

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This thing is over bros.

Threads are slow, numbers don't mean anything anymore, stocks are recovering.

It's over.

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hello newfriend

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based thanks

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based again, hope you have a great day

you are like a baby watch this
>202 cases in San marino
>population 33k

I don't care about the Yas Forumstards, waifufag coombrains or larpers. I'm only here for the news updates.

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>blonde
>no bat wings
faggot normies ruin everything

500k Party tonight lads.

Brazil growing in deaths everyday now.
RIP

yes

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If we hit 500k in the next 3.5 hours my sister said she would make me a sandwhich.

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It's mainstream now

No sneeze or cough necessary to contract virus lads?

STOP SLEEEPING DUDE, YOU ARE CAUSING IT

>president of Lombardy region said that today there are about 2.500 new cases, yesterday it was 1.643

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Here's your (you) ((((faggot)))). Now fuck off with your copypasta and kys.

>Diagnosed cases approach half a million worldwide.
>U.S. death toll tops 1,000.
>U.S. unemployment claims hit 3.28 million.
>1/3 of the globe's population on lockdown.
>Nearly 90% of world's student population is out of school.

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you just know this country will have dozens of thousands of deaths not even accounted to because of lack of tests

Any pics of webs of fencing responce deaths
asking for a fren

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>sandwich
Nigger give me your sister and I'll make you an uncle

our little girl is already so big! they grow up so fast

correct. The symptoms are changing on a daily basis. Best indicator so far is diarrhea. Not shitting you. Watch out for loss of taste smell and hearing

Let's say you are overseas and your country ask you to go back now, will you?

What's wrong?

BREAKING: U.S. unemployment claims surge to 3.28 million, quadrupling the 1982 record - AP

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> Greet the Darkness
> It's a Test of your Courage

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will this end the fucking world? i dont want to go back to wagecuck

i'll have to do some independent testing to see if it helps

Good luck Bro!!!

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>the best source of information on the planet
>Yas Forums

I seriously hope you don’t believe this. And no, the MSM isn’t any better.

unironically, rope yourself

>Let's say you are overseas and your country ask you to go back now, will you?
of course i'll gtfo, i ain't a fucking entitled nigger

Believe it faggot.
Best source
Yas Forums was right again

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>virus is barely affected by full two week lockdown
pls let this be true, we could do with some full scale global panic

if there was a nothingburger, it’s this temporary unemployment

What's the chances of two people isolating together, sharing and building up the virus, and then releasing some super strain once they're released?

But multiplied by thousands.

How the fuck is America catching up so fast? What's your secret?

500K FUCKING REACH 500K ALREADY PLEASE
FROM 400K TO 500K WITHIN 2 DAYS
ACCELERATE EVEN FURTHER

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good luck
what' ls important is that our immune system fights off Corona-chan solely, not fucking die from any secondary infection or even internal fungal growth

>temporary

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Post that coronachan with her nipples exposed.

>I just want my job back
faggot normie wagecuck

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

what's the best estimate of the fraction of infections outside of china that are confirmed
gimme link

Should of asked for a blow job

oh fuck, what do the ruskies want now?

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What are (you) bat eating crazy or something ?

power of the burgers

multiple clusters, not at all like Italy (Lombardy).

They sure do

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>490k
GRATZ!!

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500k DETECTED user

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eeeeey it's the fat cunt leaf again

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do we have any graph fags with the numbers per day accelerations around here?

Anybody remember all the retards saying white people are immune because it started in China?

thanks for the giggle m8

I company just laid off half its staff (me included) due to this gay fucking virus. fuck all of you NEET happeningfags

0. You want a dense human population with shit hygiene living among a dense varied animal population for that.

They refused the WHO tests made in Germany. CDC wanted to make their own test, which would also screen for SARS and MERS. Obviously they didn't get it to work in time, so USA is massively catching up for 2 months of practically 0 testing.

>Brazil +9 (+1)
This shithole is surprising me.
Why aren't they getting rekt?

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You are a saint and a scholar, thank you.

NEVER FORGET THIS GIANT FACT BITCHES !

>I've seen some disgusting fucked up shit in my day but this takes the cake
No you haven't you fucking normalfag. This is how Yas Forums has always been stop having sand in your vagina.

how is it in north dakota? THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING THERE IT'S JUST CHURCHES AND EMPTY SPACE

The fact that the NY metro area has more people than your entire country and cases are mostly localized to large shitty urban areas where the disease spreads like wildfire.

[computing]

Post feet pics

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nobody gives a shit honestly

>or even internal fungal growth
No!!! not the evil mold. Damn you humidity, damn you

no testing at all

The more the merrier! Danke.

learning is a process

fuck off jewtin

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Either they're still offline or just kinda got bored making graphs but there were a ton of them in the past. Maybe ask some math-anons who can make graphs now with the current up-to-date numbers

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Gray nipples?

>Iran reports 157 new virus deaths, imposes intercity ban
yepp, sure looks like a nothing burger to me guys. just give everyone viral pneumonia, its no worse than the flu after all.

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spics and niggers

So is retardation.

>500k today
>1m probably within a week or so

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>First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine
Thank fuck, I was getting worried

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> implying mold is anything but evil
lurk moar phaget

With all this stay at home talk maybe it's time to start building gunpla again.

We knew about reinfections before UK government. Why do you think we loughed at the /herd/?

>11K

No.