>Rishi Sunak to unveil financial aid for self-employed
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>London hospitals facing 'tsunami' of coronavirus cases
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>Banks under fire for coronavirus loan tactics
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>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
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>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
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>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
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>Virus surges in US as death toll passes 1,000
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>What’s behind the great toilet roll grab?
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Good afternoon. How's your free trial of communism going today, anons?
>Tunnock's factory shuts down production
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>'Fit and healthy M&S Bank worker, 47, dies alone in coronavirus isolation after opting to live apart from girlfriend, 46, when he got a tickle in throat then refusing help because doctors were 'busy with other people'
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How you holding up lads
Nice to see the Americans are making provisions for the most important people.
If Boris Bucks ever materialise then expect something very similar here too.
Reminder that lolbergs are all nonces that would rather your nan catches coronavirus than the government dare impinge their freedom to go outside and vape
Well fuck. End me now lads
How many lockdown jannies do you think we have here? Millions? Waiting to tell on their neighbors for free.
and your usual reminder to ignore all /cvg/ doommongoloids
>At 8pm tonight we are all supposed to stand on our doorsteps and hold a round of applause for our Einachess staff
First they started clapping in the supermarket, now this. We have turned into America
About an hour ago I had to call the ASDA bouncer over to get some guy away from me when I was queueing as he was right up my arse and wouldnt get away wtf
To all those people who are suddenly doing nice things like shopping for elderly neighbours, running errands for the needy, helping out at foodbanks.
Welcome to Socialism.
It's kinda our thing, It’s what we do.
sunniest day for about 6 months and if I step foot outside I'll get reported by neighbours for hate crime
/cvg/predicted this
You should get one of those personal space frame things that hook over your shoulders so nobody can get near you
Brits won't do this.
cringe
Who /bennies/ here?
literally open season on free cash right now
No one will do this in my area
Crying medical staff are the new dead migrants
it's disgusting
>Bankers, industrialists, diplomats
It's as if it's a hitlist of seemingly non connected people, maybe designed by a sentient AI
OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO BE OUTSIDE?
cant get through to the cunts to finalize claim, been on holf for about 2 hours
if the death rate is really 3.4% like the (((WHO))) says it is, why aren't we seeing that? the CFR outside of china is around 30% and the UK is sitting at almost 80% right now. this is an extinction level event. it's going to kill between 2 and 6 billion people.
Not if you’ve got too much wealth already.
Suffering from success
stop wearing women's perfume.
cvg predicted this
>tfw the last girl I banged is now training to be a nurse and I have to support our En Hay Chess for possible future pussy
/cvg/predicted this
Lolbergs are absolutely SEETHING that law and order is being enforced. Going to have a crafty wank over their tears
cvg predicted this.
kek
Consider all the asymptomatic/mild cases that aren't being tracked too.
The sample sizes are all too small to get any use out of this data.
/cvg/ predicted this.
>Consider all the asymptomatic/mild cases that aren't being tracked too.
/cvg/ won't do that lad
they need their 1032% death rate
>he wasn't up at 5am yesterday watching drunk eddie fall in love with an idf soldier on omegle
Got my PIP through today, bought out the last of the bacon in the coop. Two bacon butties and a crafty wank, gonna play some Half Life Alyx in a bit
You only need to call to verify your identity, if youre able to verify online you dont need to call them.
my non essential factory workplace let some people go on a furloguh and get paid 80%, but others had to stay and keep working because they needed orders out. I havent been tjere long but complained about it and said I didnt think we should have to come, and the cunt told me to get my coat and fuck off, which i took as being sacked, so i left. Now the cunt sends me a letter saying I quit, doesnt really matter because fuck 'em anyway but its still a bit gay
Who is this guy? Does he have any famous songs? I recall the name morrissey being constantly confused with morrison, so there's that.
socialism
[ˈsəʊʃəlJz(ə)m]
NOUN
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.
synonyms:
leftism · Fabianism · syndicalism · consumer socialism · utopian socialism · welfarism · communism · Bolshevism · radicalism · militancy · progressivism · social democracy · labourism · Marxism · Leninism · Marxism–Leninism · neo-Marxism · Trotskyism · Maoism
antonyms:
conservatism
policy or practice based on the political and economic theory of socialism.
synonyms:
leftism · Fabianism · syndicalism · consumer socialism · utopian socialism · welfarism · communism · Bolshevism · radicalism · militancy · progressivism · social democracy · labourism · Marxism · Leninism · Marxism–Leninism · neo-Marxism · Trotskyism · Maoism
antonyms:
conservatism
(in Marxist theory) a transitional social state between the overthrow of capitalism and the realization of Communism.
You seem to be confusing socialism with Christianity, again.
Healthy? He's got 3 chins
>All these smug cunts volunteering and starting these nauseating campaigns
yeah you need to call to make a first appouintment for uc, even though you dont have to attend appointments
A friend of mine works for the NHS and they charge her to park at the hospital she works (it's free at the moment because of the sitaution). The NHS won't remember or care what their staff have been doing for them the moment this is over.
This sounds bad.
>Scotland
Someone needs to remove that subversive communist and put someone intelligent in her place.
You're a known liar
Dumb arse. No employer can just fire you like that. If they do you can screw them for unfair dismissal.
and yet
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Ask yourslef who is running the country, clue, it isn't the government
ask him yourself when he comes in the thread kek
IYou only call for a biographical assessment to verify you identity. If you managed to verify your identity through the post offer or other service then its not required. I used the post office and passport / driver license to verify my identity and i dont need to call them.
i only been there a few months, you're not covered by anything like that. I dont want to be there, but I'm annoyed they've twisted it into me quitting when he basically told me to fuck off
Are you really that ugly? Just hold up something so they can't see your face and you'll probably be okay.
Reminder that seasonal flu regularly kills 10-20,000 people every year.
Hello
>when he got a tickle in throat
im so fucking confused about these symptoms
for example my parents have a sore throat but how the fuck are we supposed to tell the difference between normal cold and CV ? if they dont get seriously ill in a weeks time then its not CV? or could it still be CV but they would be lucky not to get severe symptoms ? so confusing -__-
>the CFR outside of china is around 30%
How is this known?
Oh it'll remember all the heroic administrators and trust managers who saved the world. You know, the important ones that actually matter.
How are things pasta bro?
>Healthy volunteers should purposely be infected with the coronavirus to speed up the race for a vaccine, leading researchers say
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>yes goyim, get purposely infected with this disease that you can't recover from or gain any immunity to
where are the qt terroni you promised me?
he doesn't
I did not promise you anything at all; leave me be.
Besides, I don't live near them and they all fled back south.
Shite t b h
alri lad
hope you're holding up
Don't forget the diversity coordinators!
Simp
Because:
1) Deaths/Recoveries is not the death-rate When taken out of context. Recoveries take longer then Deaths to occur. which means recoveries are lagging behind about 2 weeks whilst deaths are lagging behind only about 10 days. This exaggerates the death rate.
2) Not all Recoveries are registered. Many people are told to just stay at home unless it becomes a medical emergency.
3) Not all cases are registered, and of the cases that are not registered, there will be disproportionately more mild cases.
I claimed self employed start up as i have just under the limit in my bank to claim.
£300 in my bank almost instantly, and £300 a month after - I live with parents, worked every day for 10 years and decided to try my own business in Jan...
Not so bad, got land, built a greenhouse today, started a 20 square foot vegetable patch, pigeon hide. Food wont be an issue - my bills are gonna be paid at least
we have death/"recovery" counts for every infected country. once you remove china's fake number, the CFR jumps up from 16% to 30%.
Only niggers worship the sun, the white man doesn't need a lot of sun to get our vitamin D. Obviously a paki
don't try logic with him, hans
that doesn't support his narrative of 2 billion dead from coronavirus
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>Oh it'll remember all the heroic administrators and trust managers who saved the world. You know, the important ones that actually matter.
Yeah, it's infuriating.
What's even worse is that the incompetency of those types is so mind-blowing it hurts to hear about it. The sheer idiocy, bureaucracy and departmental infighting is incredible.
That's a nice door fence
reminder that china's numbers are completely fake
Fuck knows. I thought I had it as well, I had all the symptoms (had the chills really badly one night) but no fever. I think a lot of people won't even realise they've had it unless they come up with a test that tells you if you've ever had it.
Whoops, here's your (You)
>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
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Even if toy were within probationary period, they still have to serve you a notice of termination. You never just walk out, you never tell them you quit, you never hand in your notice. They HAVE to go through a process and they hate doing it, so make it hard for them.
Alright, lad. Hope you're holding up alright over there. Managing to get food alright?
>Exaggerate death rate
>Bodies piling up and you can't burn them in time
Yeah of course its totally blown out of proportion...
Fuck the NHS.
Germans worshipped the sun before the Romans came
That's the 3.5 million antibody kits they were talking about testing, if you prove positive for the antibody you should have 1 - 2 years of immunity and you can go out and do things. Handy if you're a "key worker".
There is a message circulating from a claimed doctor at Lewisham Hospital, that claims that London will be overwhelmed within days and the death rate nationally will exceed 250,000. Plus other advice like do not touch delivered shopping bags for 15 mins etc.
It also claims far more restrictive measures about to come into force for London manned by army because London is the epicentre of the UK infection and the vast majority of the population are carrying on as normal.
Germans are niggers
you'd know if you had it. it leaves you with reduced lung functionality, damaged kidneys and nerve/brain damage.
Is that treason, at a time like this?
Blasphemy
>Germans worshipped the sun before the Romans came
bullshit
Ahhh the old socialist mentality of jobs for the boys.
The soviets would also make up jobs for people doing essentially nothing, like China does with the ghost towns. Its a fake economy based on spending money which isn't yours. Bit like the BBC - any socialist program that is involved with public money is corrupt as fuck.
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Can't even listen to music anymore as most of the music I like is british and listening to it makes me sad wtf
Yes, stores are stocked for now
Hello, are you well?
It isn't, mate.
You're replying to our resident retard.
But that's literally why they twisted everything around. To further fuck with you. Are you dense or what.
>do not touch delivered shopping bags for 15 mins
the virus can survive for at least 17 days outside a host.
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>London will be overwhelmed within days and the death rate nationally will exceed 250,000.
i dont even feel ill so fuck it
zone1fags will get btfo
They have also said that 80% of the population will get it no matter what we do in terms of lockdownns and social distancing. Sick of this already, just want to get it and try fighting through it at this point
bit hungover tbph
>every minute
>of every day
>thoughts of you
>cross my brain
>every beat
>through every vein
>love for you
>my heart creates
well what can i do, my employment is terminated, do i just carry on going in even though i wont get paid?
Hey there.
so long as London is destroyed, then whatever the impact on the UK, it will be a net positive.
You don't actually ready any of your links, do you.
she looks like freddie mercury