BOOM

You know what that means. ANOTHER 2 TRILLION! BRRRRRRRRRR!

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Funny that some money people are in shock and terror from virus, this stopped mass shootings altogether.

>Population
Classic lefty intentional misuse of information.

Look up how many people were already unemployed, out of the work force, children, or students.

dude
money go brrrrrr
lmao

Are you fucking kidding me? It's gonna take a little more than that.

Here we go!
I cant wait to see the absolute buttfucking contraction this bitch will pull today.
All those tues/wednesday gains will be fucking destroyed.

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So? Just print more money dude

>duh black and Mexican unemployment was still up and the stock market was so high uh kek

>they can hold anyone individually accountable for a disease?
Zrumpff took sole credit for the stock market when it was surging. He sure as hell can't escape when it tanks as well.

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Trump's problem is that he didn't take this seriously until a couple weeks ago.

He can't lie his way out of this situation either. And throwing money at it will fail too.

Why print money for billionaires? They have more than whole USA stored abroad, just make them import that back, but then the royal friends will cry a little.

good

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>your policies lead to growth so you can claim you had a hand. You must also however take responsibility when outside factors you have no policy control over like pandemics or natural disasters happen and damage the market.
Very good hot take there senpai.

We can just devalue the fuck out of their stored currency.
If you have 10 dollars
And I print myself 5
Then there are 15 dollars in circulation, and your money is worth 33% less.

Considering this is Yas Forums and most of us are paranoid schizos who offload cash into guns/precious metals, I want hundreds of trillions injected. I want billionaires to end up with a gaping asshole and worthless piles of paper.

Do you know ANYONE who took it seriously? You don't. I don't. We don't. Outside of fringe prepper types, everyone laughed at it. Now everyone can pay the price. Imagine what it would be like if those preppers everyone laughed at were president, you'd be pretty happy right? I would be. But you're lying through your teeth if you think that was applicable in January. He would have been lambasted, the virus might have been mitigated, and everyone would say he overreacted in light of the disaster he avoided. He CAN'T win when you people deal, so fuck it, enjoy your lung fluid.

It’s up faggot

F

futures are kil

WHY WOULD OUR PRESIDENT DO THIS TO US???

WTF I HATE [president] NOW!

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nobody with actual wealth keeps it as liquid assets
they got that shit tied up in real estate, stocks and other investments

to be fair real estate is gonna take a big shit too.
smart money probably dumped everything into essential services like costco stocks and what not

these (((nogs))) in the media are rubbing their hands together in glee, thinking this is a side effect of trump's policies, not an extraordinary happening.

It is barely holding to the curret levels, and it only took 2 trillion $, you enormous cum bucket.

>More what?
more government control to make sure retards don't leave their houses. The national guard should've been patrolling the streets weeks ago but trump is too retarded. All they need to do is figure out the vehicles everyone owns and drive by houses and if they see a vehicle missing track them down and see why they are out and if it's not essential arrest them.

This, those numbers are weak compare to what the money machine can shoot out.

Your policies lead to a society-wide meth boof disguised as "growth" so when a crazy bat crashes the comedown of the party...well you wanted to have this type of fucking party.

well to be fair, there's no one outside to shoot.

Can't wait for Trump to send out the NG in Late October and see you choke and die on your wolds in apoplectic hypocritical fit

That's less than I figured. Itll be another month before we really have a clear picture of the shit we are in.
If this has been overblown just to hurt Trump, some people need to hang.

Eris my goddes

cont

The point is not that Trump is to "blame"; In a just world, G.W.B would have been crucified and flayed for how much was pissed away, And in a just world, Obama would suffer a similar fate for the 2008 bailouts.

The point is that if you're taking credit for magic you don't understand, don't be shocked when people demand you take credit for that magic backfiring.

they won't, though
because you won't do anything

Looks like another successful Trump bankruptcy!

All hyper inflated fear mongering fake news. Maybe a cover for an economic collapse. Excuse for nwo.

-5000

>Excuse for nwo.
I expect after this is over the (((WHO))) will want all countries to sign some agreement or treaty where they can set the guidelines for all countries

Doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously.

ORANGE MAN ALWAYS BAD. SICK PPL DIE BAD. WHY U KILL SICK PPL LIL DONNIE?!? HUH?!

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Hmmm I’d say little petty tyrant fags like you need to be rounded up before you can hurt anyone. Fucking psycho.

>All hyper inflated fear mongering fake news
You know the media has been downplaying this virus since the beginning and they are doing so even now.
Do they even talk about how this virus has neuroinvasive potential? Yeah I didn't think so. Or how about the asymptotic spread for up to 24 days in some cases, nope. Or how about how their is ACE2 in the testis, kidneys, brain, as well as the lung for this virus to attack. Do they mention that SARS-CoV had ADE and SARS-CoV-2 in all likelihood does as well and it can use your own immune system against you? Do they talk about how some SARS survivors suffered permanent disabilities and it will happen with this virus as well?
No they don't mention any of this.

Tried to close the borders two years ago, it wouldn't go through. Globalism or your precious (((internationalism))) are the criminals here.

so they can pull out and buy shit like gold.

S to spit on its grave

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Imagine all the Americans with guns not getting a job/loosing it and loosing their homes etc... because no Social wellfare. That shit aint gonna end well for the US

Source or fuck off

Keep fuckin around shill, and on the DOTR I'm gonna saw your balls off with a rusty tuna can lid

okay faggot people like you are what's wrong with the world. We have people dying all over the country and your worried about your freedom? Giving up a few rights is a small price to pay for saying millions of lives. I can't stand selfish people like you

>CNBC
KEK

This is where things get dangerous for all elected leaders, people loosing nearly everything and with the kung-flu killing people, how long until someone has nothing left to loose but their life to settle a score.

You should kys so that we may have the right of not living with stupid shills.

Yet got the best job approval ratings ever. Even fucking CNN Admitting this.

>A lot of Americans like Trump's handling of crisis
edition.cnn.com/2020/03/26/opinions/americans-like-trump-handling-crisis-opinion-jennings/index.html

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Non liquid assets are valued in terms of liquid cash and, therefore, inflation doesn't merely devalue cash itself. Also there are trillions of dollars in money markets and short term assets on balance sheets all throughout the economy, which is all liquid assets.

Based and the reddest if red pills

Welp we're at 1million, about to be 2 million by weeks end due to Retail closing. You guys are complaining about a 1% spike in unemployment and we're dealing with 10-20% of our private sector gone already

Trumps a cunt but he's not Scotty from Accounting

You can find a link to studies that confirm everything I just said in the following pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX
if you don't care to read up on what is really happening its your own fault

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jesus you are insane never ever reproduce

The government paying you money?

Most likely there are a lot of illegals suddenly unemployed who were previously unaccounted for, since they tend to work the types of jobs laying people off. We're going to see a decrease in prices of housing and rent as illegals migrate back to mexico.

>more government control

Seethe and dilate

The number shatters the Great Recession peak of 665,000 in March 2009 and the all-time mark of 695,000 in October 1982. The previous week, which reflected the period before the worst of the coronavirus hit, was just 282,000.

and yet futures are up.. gee i wonder why that is.. free market my ass
artificially propped up bullshit waiting to plummet..

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BOBO MARKETINO, NOT THE RESIST DRUMPF BOIS!!! WE GOT TOO COCKY DEMOCRATS-BROS!!

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>trump supporters are unemployed this week
>that's why there's tons of threads on Yas Forums from visiting redditors about how we need to support the oil patch, and the miners, and defense contractors, and small businesses like firearms shops that have been temporarily closed
>not a single thread from leftwing shitters wallowing in massive college debt on their liberal arts degrees that just lost their worthless service jobs and don't want to pay their rent this month

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Surely it must be more than that.
327 million people in various forms of lockdown or living in places with mass closed businsses, with a handful of essential services workers still going. I'm guessing at least 10 million unemployment

Check back on that in a week or 2. A lot of us are on one week layoff. I am a UAW-Ford employee and all of us and GM and FCA had to file unemployment this week to get our subpay. We all went down for 1 week so companies can clean the plants. We all report back this Monday, not only us but a shitload of other plants that make parts had to stand idle too. Id wager that alone would be close to a million people. Im sure the same is happening in other industries too.

dont believe the futures, dow going down 2k+ today. 3mil jobs just this week, whats next week?

getting rid of marginal labor when it isn't cost-effective is exactly what's so good about capitalism. it means there will be a tomorrow, even though things are hard today.

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Let me guess a couple of dumb zoomers mad that they couldn't go to spring break?(just kidding I know faggots like you don't have any friends) You're probably some of those faggots that think "hurr durr the gubberment should've control where I go they ain't got the right!!!" Yes they do you stupid fucks if your government tells you to stay home/don't go out after you certain time you do as you're told. I get that selfish faggots like yourselves can't think about anything but yourselves but just maybe you could try worrying about all the people getting infected instead of worrying about "muh rights!!!"

>that's a hot take
No, it's a very calm, rational take.

Trump took credit for *everything* related to the stock market, and *LITERALLY* tweeted about it every time there was a good day.

>takes credit for EVERY good day
>accepts 0 blame when it crashes
Luckily there's only a few % of americans as retarded AND biased as you.

Trump has pretty much spent the last 3 years letting democrats know that all they need to do is hurt the economy and he would lose all reason to be re-elected.

There will still be no wall if Trump wins.
We still add more illegals than we deport, even if trump wins.
The swamp is bigger and more powerful than ever, even if trump wins.
The criminals on the left all escape justice while Republicans are arrested, and will continue to do so if Trump wins.

If you trump cultists stopped worshiping dear leader long enough to actually look out across america, you would see that America is worse today than it was 4 years ago, and will continue to get worse with 4 more years of trump

>elect single person to be sole emperor of the state
>wtf why should he care or take responsibility

unemployment is not a leading indicator, it's a trailing indicator. futures are up half a percent this morning.

Not reading your faggot shit. I told you to go kys.

>some people need to hang
Trump's DOJ only arrests Republicans.
Unironically the only chance of Democrats getting arrested is of Democrats win 2020.

A Democrat presidents DOJ is *literally* more likely to arrest Democrats than Trump's DOJ.

Trump reelection = all Democrats escape justice

they're up because it's good when you don't pay people who can't be productive. they're up because that's less wasteful, which preserves the value of equity. why the fuck do you low-information redditors even come here? do you have some kind of fetish for intellectual punishment?

Of course you're not gonna read it I wouldn't expect anything less from a entitled selfish faggot. We asked our parents to go to war and you can't even stay inside when the government tells you? fuck off

>oh no your 401k
How to spot a faggot zoomer (or a nigger) from a mile away

because they are being propped up by the fed

well, seethe, then. had he gotten us further unentangled from china even faster, we would not have suffered that crash.