/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2563 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

God damned fucking dumb bitch.

STAY THE FUCK HOME

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I've seen him, different user.

North Carolina, just got emergency alerts for stay-at-home orders issued by local gov.

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>Coronavirus
Literally doesn't exist. You're letting kikes lock you up like a misbehaved dog over some fucking super disease that isn't even real.

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damn we have multiple nothingburger posters from greece
>coincidence? i think not

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Im unironically disgusted at how people fail basic hygiene. This whole situation made it obvious that a lot of people cant even wash their hands properly.

6
we need pasta and frog bros
or just NY-state

Fucking try and make me, kuffar

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>not comparing lifetime deaths of swine flu to lifetime deaths of covid19.
You retards cherry-pick your data, s=extrapolate and call it a happening

Her tits are small but her hips ass and big. How old is she supposed to be? Her face looks kinda young...

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Is OP a bot?

Referring to original post, rather than the girl I posted.

Death to coomers

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I am a person

You already made that joke yesterday

You don’t exist.

>Her tits are small but her hips ass and big.
That's peak female form.

No, he just himself

No, OP is just based

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give me the most redpill videos/images u have to convice my "its just a flue bro" friend

NJ user here. Jew York City come collect your plague jews from Bergen County please and keep them there.

Jew with gold stocks trying to keep the panic up.

Death to oomers

abe is finished,right?
the nips are about to get redpilled about how much politicians lied to their faces just to keep the olympics charade alive

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A toast, to /cvg/

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Anyone know someone personally that has corona yet? So far everyone I know are good.

do a stream jim you fucking faggot

You can't eat gold. The locusts + economic choke.. Ain't looking good for moneymen.

Prove the virus exists.
Take a picture. Go ahead, I'll wait.

>6
Try 1.5

Nice try, Chang. A real english-speaker wouldn’t use awkward wording like that to express outrage.
Anons, take note of these poorly written disinfo posts. They’re trying to gaslight us.

God I love that normies are going fucking insane over being placed under lockdown. The coronavirus is a gift that keeps on giving.

So did Spain also bought test kits from China that don't work?

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DUDE
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS BRO

Here fags, some new Corona to foil: youtu.be/b03VYptGSHo

Will all of this blow over?:
youtu.be/IblodcMTK4Y

More corona tinfoil and predictions:
youtu.be/RjLQu61pyEQ
youtu.be/IqdYSzgVwWY
youtu.be/nkIVbF9BnNY
youtu.be/npOFpuyN-Ao
youtu.be/R2-KZN90dAI

It's as if we had some common sense. EVERYONE PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDS AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOMS, THANK YOU.

>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 68,594 (1,036) Spain 56,188 (4,089) Germany 39,502 (222) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,435 (165) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Belgium 6,235 (220) Austria 6,001 (42) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,212 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Australia 2,799 (13) Brazil 2,563 (60) Sweden 2,554 (64) Israel 2,495 (5) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (34) Czech Republic 1,775 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,106 (8) Poland 1,085 (14) Thailand 1,045 (4) Romania 1,029 (17) Finland 926 (5) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) India 694 (14) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 481 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +383 (+9) Spain +6,673 (+442) Germany +2,179 (+16) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +538 (+12) South Korea +104 (+5) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Austria +413 (+11) Australia +123 (+2) Brazil +9 (+1) Sweden +28 (+2) Malaysia +235 (+3) Finland +46 (+2) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) Philippines +71 (+7) India +37 (+2) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia (+2) Albania +28 (+1) Tunisia (+1) Azerbaijan +29 (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Norway +128 Israel +126 Denmark +127 Czech Republic +121 Pakistan +43 Poland +34 Thailand +111 Romania +123 Russia +182 Estonia +134 Croatia +39 Bahrain +38 Hong Kong +42 Lebanon +35 Lithuania +16 Armenia +25 Hungary +35 Taiwan +17 Latvia +23 Bulgaria +1 Slovakia +10 Kuwait +13 Bosnia & Herzegovina +9…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>her

I want to fuck her, bros.

Orange juice futures are the best performing asset so far this year.

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Going to news sites and reading the comments just make me realise how much I hate normalfags

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IT is really funny that on east coast Jews become plague carriers for entire region

How is Japan managing their numbers?
Ignorig their lack of testing. Their health services aren't overloaded and they should be Skorea levels of deaths

America wants to be open, the people want it, don't you know?

Prove that you exist.
Take a picture. Go ahead, I'll wait.

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>A real english-speaker
Which you apparently aren't? Been speaking English my entire life faggot.

Why the fuck are normies freaking out so bad about this nothing burger virus? The numbers just don't stack up. Couple thousand dead. Big fucking deal. Mostly old fuckers anyway. I say the Boomers are the real virus. Boomers have had the time. The future is our time. The future is, our world.

Goodbye Boomers! Get the fuck out of my new house already!

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The only corona this dude is going to get.

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another gorillion kikes just died

We will see the real Japanese numbers soon since the Olympics have been cancelled.

youtube.com/watch?v=gW4zc_CIUDQ

A nigger.

Here you go.
Now go ahead, prove the virus exists. You can't.

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Eternally cucked out of the throne

Got any choice quotes from butthurt/delusional normies? I’d be interested in reading.

Yeah but as I said their hospitals aren't fucked. How? Iran hid their numbers but they still started dropping like flies

I mean, South Korea isn't doing bad at all. I wonder what they're doing right. The mask meme can't be that effective.

A friend of a friend tested positive yesterday. He returned from the US with flu like symptoms (fever, sore throat, body aches). My friend is in quarantine because he was in contact with him after he returned from the US.

Are normies still pretending this isn’t an escaped bio-weapon?

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>How many hours until 500k?
29 hours.
Don't expect it today.

Sceak??

check'em mazafaka~!!!!!!!! wuow wuow bichass nga
(The CornVirus Will Rule The World)

Forgot to turn off meme flag

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Any reports of Muslim countries or communities being majorly affected by this?
>inb4 Germanistan
I am seriously asking.

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my gf is making a Coronachan twitter roleplay account, can I get more Coronachan pics?

Where was he in the US?

they don't have to
the possibility has not even entered their tiny brains yet

All of them. Just go to one like the daily mail

Aggressive testing, quarantine and actual fucking civic obedience from vast majority of population. That's how SK is holding up

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No. It will happen in 4 or 5 hours

nah thats mainly /ptg/ rn

Miami. He was at that gay party lol.

>G7 cant decide on name for Corona because Pompeo is demanding for the name Wuhan Virus
>Everybody else against it

Why are American such a spergs about the name?
Is it so it easier to shift the blame the moment US healthcare system collapses?

iran?

>Her face looks kinda young
A woman's face is a lie. A mask.

Japs are one of the healthiest people on the planet

That looks like something a caveman beat into a stone wall.
Take a picture. You, right now. Not the picture the jews showed you.

Iran, dumbass!

'new swedes' form a majority of victims in Sweden it seems
heavily skewed male, too
they sit and smoke shisha together all day and buttfuck each other, it's no wonder

Post her pictures (of your gf)

Imagine trying to go up against any of the bigger pokemon as a human.

Iran was one of the first to get hit hard.

>girlfriend
come on fren just shill your trap account straight up, this is no time to be lying like the CCP

The mortality rate would be extremely high if it was a bioweapon.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"Why are americans so insistent on makign sure people don't forget where this virus started?"

FTFY

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We are at a point in the world where 120 dead is considered good.
Still despite that Japan has a third of those death numbers and they are doing Jack sht

>in 4 or 5 hours
In your fucking dreams, amerifat.
Today it closes at 490k, surely doesn't top 500k.
Otherwise go lick some toilets, nigger.

Correction.
>the rest of G7 are bootlicking the chinks
And they will be fucking remembered.

Why is China selling intentionally misleading tests? Do they want more death?

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Muslims in the UK are the most affected group.

Numbers are probably much higher, stats are usually slow to update

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This is a good version of the gif!

Sauce? On the new swedes dying not the buttfucking

china will grow larger

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The mortality rate would be extremely high if it was a mewtwo

artist?