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Coronavirus:

>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52043767

>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845

>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52041709

>Virus surges in US as death toll passes 1,000
bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52044452

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I'm joining BUPA

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Thoughts?

reminder to ignore all /cvg/ doomposters

White nonces are the most protected group in britain.

inb4 topham guerin shills

I had something to say but I can't remember what it was, I was hoovering up and thinking about it

What the fuck are those lips?

Reminder dee dee is head nonce

You seem to think it's ok for your boyfriend to chat up little girls you fucking nonce, you even moderate fo him, FOR FREE

>Thoughts?

Why would this video evoke any thoughts within me significant enough to share

Just continue about the Facebook mums will be the Flu Stasi theme...

This is honestly terrifying, I bet there is already an app in development that will be used to report people who are 'breaking' quarantine.

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posted yesterday
hilariously pathetic

>>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'

nothing wrong with the deserting cunt, he just wanted to get out of London before it kicks off.

what'd you mean mate i exposed him yesterday, why do you envy my newly found career as a nonce hunter?

First for nonce

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Whites are responsible for 86% of all the noncings mate

my civil servant friend says he died last year

amazing that a little flu has this entire country spooked pussies

Fuckinhell. The cops won't discourage it at all.

Reminder that we need to start a movement that's either "left wing" but opposed to Labour's progressivism and internationalism or "right wing" but opposed to the Tories' Zionism, globalism and free market worship and then slowly shift it towards being something incredibly based

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Thinking of spending the evening chilling and watching a movie.
Any suggestion lads?
(no horror, not really my thing)

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Acting for the camera.

Tbf, it's hardly worse lyrically then the majority of regular pop. Ariana Granda sang about being shagged so hard she couldn't walk, and little girls go around singing this. When it comes to pop music I prefer to listen to foreign language stuff because then I don't have to deal with listening to the disgusting lyrics; just can bob me head and enjoy mysen.

death bump incoming

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why do you personally defend white paedophiles?

>>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'

>HE DEAD

>Pube confirmed a nonce

Why am I not supprised

Reminder
>In some years it is estimated that this can rise to over 10,000 deaths (see for example this UK study from 2013 , which estimated over 13,000 deaths resulting from flu in 2008-09).

>Prince Charles
>'remains in good health'

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Uh oh

Power of the media. Probably one of the best examples of it desu. Brexit scare stories had literally nothing on this.

>call the noncehunter a nonce that will make it all okay!
weren't you caught on and affiliated with japanese nonce sites?

It's not about the noncing. It's about slaughtering pakis en mass and making friends along the way.

The Lighthouse. Once upon a time in Hollywood.

potentially no figures today at all

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Oh yeah that was it; music festivals are surrogate activities for what is now migration farm work such as fruit picking. People used to travel to farms for the harvest and camp at the farms enjoying music at night and farm work during the day, eating fresh food and company. Modern music festivals are a bizarre imitation of this past activity.

Sad really.

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>It's not about the noncing
you sick cunt why would you ignore noncing because white people commit the majority of it?

Epic, even more panic. Just what we needed.

Unironically thinking of moving to China lads.

I know lad, but that's not the average and I did specifically say that the *average* is 600.

interesting, never thought of it that way

grassing your neighbours has never been such fun..
they probably sit there at the window waiting for people to go the recreation area so they can grass them up.

how much more "efficient" would have Stalin's commie nightmare been, today's technology existed.
Social credit is my absolute red line.
If they try implement that in the west, i start dropping buildings housing its infrastructure.

What is actually wrong with Zionism?

Why do you ignore the paki nonces?

Shut the fuck up nonce
All tripfags are attention seeking cunts (daisy is okayish) but you are an actual nonce
Kys

>shut in virgins grassing in their neighbours and bragging about it
fucking embarrassing

made for BIG BAT DICK

LMAO. They're openly admitting cooking the books and STILL telling us it's "reallllllllly bad".

i dont ignore paki nonces

yeah but i didn't, and your 'average' comment was in reply to me.
we're doing a number on ourselves over something that may well turn out to be less deadly than seasonal boring every year influenza

They want a synagogue down the street from them instead of in Israel.

>Media completely ignored it for well over a month
based retards

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You idiot they cooked the books to make it look better for them i.e less deaths you daft cunt so you can go back to work right now the economy needs feeding.

Yeah that is interesting. Hardly anyone writes about this which is a shame. Must have been some epic memories.

>North Yorkshire Police has said it will use checkpoints to stop vehicles and ask drivers if their journey is essential during the lockdown.

>Officers will ask motorists where they are going and why, and remind them of the message to stay at home.

Public consent for this sort of thing could evaporate as quickly as it has arisen if they keep overreaching like this

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>What is actually wrong with Zionism?
whats right about judaism, user?

this. imagine if they get the army involved. any respect left for them will disappear, and every squaddie knows this

Did they fuck they were shilling it from early Feb go back to CVG.

>when jezza was on the pyramid stage at glastonbury

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Well, this is very interesting from @nicholaswatt – the govt is changing the way it is releasing death figures, which “may not actually be the deaths that have taken place over the last 24 hrs” as family consent is now required:

twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1243104190202818561?s=20

scousers were a mistake

Seven Russian warships travelling in the North Sea and English Channel making unusual movements being shadowed by the Royal Navy

Wtf is happening

>you can go back to work right now the economy needs feeding.

it does as it happens you prick unless you like working in amazon or tesco for your jobseekers of 70 a week.

>Boris Johnson is now hoping to get 750,000 people to sign up for the NHS volunteer responders scheme. Some 560,000 people have expressed an interest already, the prime minister’s spokesman said. He went on:
>If we can reach 750,000, that would be fantastic.

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Lol yeah you do. You may as well hold the weeuns down while Abdul and his cousins run trains on them.

Buit it's not less deadly. The average for influenza is 600. I'm not saying that the reaction to coronachan is propertionate, just that influenza is less deadly. I can't reply anymore mate sorry, this captcha is doing my fucking head in. It's taking a good thrree minutes just to make one post.

Reminder that Coronavirus is a fenian trick mean to kill the royals.

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how you fucking spastic? by pointing out the fact that whites are the majority of nonces to you sick fucks who think its ok to be a nonce as long as you're white?

>as family consent is now required

That smacks to me as over recording of deaths when in reality the cause was not directly due to Covid - as was/is happening in Italy.

That tradition has been utterly destroyed. Inner cities are full of migrants with no discernible unifying culture other than rootless cosmopolitanism or an imitation of American black culture, in any respect they would never be caught farming or going to a music festival. The families of those that did do it are now locked into debt wage slavery and can't afford to take that much time off, plus the idea of actually doing physical work is repulsive to 95% of mong office workers, the population is far far too high for food production security so mass imports is the only way, immigration is the only way to actually perpetuate British farming which is itself thought of as backward and repulsive. It really is dystopian.

Oh no, they're going to remind me of a message?
Surely the police state has gone too far.

>the Beeb

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>Move to the UK a few months ago
>Struggle to make friends because this country is like the most fucking turbo normie country in the world, people haven't even seen the fucking Simpsons here. People only care about drinking, football and shit like Love Island and Coronation Street
>Now stuck in lockdown
>My roomates have all bailed back to their home towns/cities so I'm all alone.

This fucking BLOWS. Finally get to good weather and I can't meet anyone or go travelling.
Also seriously, how in fuck are people so fucking Normie here? It's unreal. Literally since I've moved here, the only people i've gotten along with have been other immigrants like Americans, French, Canadians, Spanish etc.

Hot

What a boring thread

fair play lad. fuck captcha

>absolute state
it's over. it's OVER

Who would win Mr motivator or pe Joe

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The same people who were telling us that austerity killed hundreds of thousands are now demanding total economic shutdown to save lives

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>public support
>implying what the public want in the UK matters
>implying we're going to do anything about it

kekked

they'll take your kids if you let them play outside
straight into the paedo-child-sex-trafficking organisations

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It didn't start in February. It started in at least November (possibly quite a bit earlier), got bad by January, with the media not picking up on it until February.

Damn you could make a religion with tenets like that.

No mention of ignoring the media. Funny that.

look at this absolute wagecuck imagine putting profits over peoples lives.

Cope

Went to hospital today for INR blood test... Had mask, gloves and goggles. Changed shoes in car park on way out, used 99.9% IPA on hands, car door handle, steering wheel etc... Total fucking paranoia.

The nurses had no protection on (only gloves), some were texting on phones, wearing uniforms in public waiting for buses etc... and the fucking cafe was open!

What's going on... The cashier at morrisons is more protected than front line nursing staff. Pic related.

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true honk

We don't want pakis in Scotland m8. Simple as.

Terry Gilliam film, the man who killed don quixote,

the portuguese girl is really cute!

where are you from and where are you staying?
we have the same proportion of normies as other western countries

It's your demographic and where you chose to live. If you had moved to Castleford or Hartlepool or Colchester it wouldn't be as it is now.

>fucking turbo normie
>people haven't even seen the fucking Simpsons here
is this really how normies think?

>be a non normalfag
>complain you can't make friends
at least you have Yas Forums(nel)

Your upset they aren’t saying everyone is going to die?

>The same people who were telling us that austerity killed hundreds of thousands are now demanding total economic shutdown to save lives
wtf
its proven fact m8 poor people die younger lol

WE MUST BE MAD

itv.com/news/2020-03-26/seven-russian-warships-enter-uk-waters-as-navy-prepares-to-help-with-coronavirus/

Wtf is happening lads
Should I get to the bunker

who the fuck is we you spastic? you dont know anybody other than your mum, we aren't racist in scotland so you can fuck right off

So what's your point? The media wasn;t hyping it now they are? Good, we're agreed then.

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>the fucking cafe was open!
Cafe at the hospital I work at is staff only now, they do need to eat you know

More to do with using Doctor Who to deliver "serious advice".

retarded theory,
but based picture.

Don't get me wrong I have been to Glastonbury when I was younger and I mostly enjoyed it at the time, and I'm sure a lot of people convince themselves of the same. But now I understand that there was a deep unsettled feeling I had the whole time, like what's the point of this? This is useless. That pic is an example, people are scrambling around for any meaning or justification for what they are doing there. No wonder he was so popular there

Motivator is getting on a bit now isn't he?

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My point is that this supposedly media manufactured crisis was a crisis BEFORE THE MEDIA WERE REPORTING ON IT.

theyre just invading Dublin m8

LITERALLY MAD

The state is 99% inducing panic for some nefarious reason.

>Former Prime Minister of the UK Gordon Brown has called on world leaders to create “a temporary form of global government” to fight the coronavirus outbreak.

>Brown wants international organizations like the WHO and the UN to be given executive powers that would supersede national sovereignty as part of a new system overseen by world leaders and health experts.

>infowars.com/former-uk-prime-minister-calls-for-global-government-to-fight-coronavirus/

SURE WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOME GOLD RIGHT NOW

Bring their own?

Just ignore the rest of my post. Fucking glownigger.

And shutting down the economy = more poor people = more deaths

have you not heard this shit 10000000 times already?
>russian jets enter airspace

it's all fucking dancing, they have no Atlantic side port that doesn't go right by UK waters anyway. there's no hot war so what's the worry?
oh wait
the numbers are abating, people are enjoying the sun

INJECT
MORE
FEAR

KEEP
NORMIES
ADDICTED

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ahaha
it sneaks out of the shadows
OWO
id2020 then next year agenda 21

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HE SAVED THE WORLD, LAD
HE SAVED THE WORLD

youtube.com/watch?v=7iPaiylUYW0

it's never enough

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It was a Chink based SARS illness. Flights were coming direct from Wuhan the entire time and now all of a sudden it's here? The Spanish flu go from Kansas to the Western Front in a MONTH and by that point had killed thousands at a time when there was no air travel. Yet this supposed killer takes 3 months to make its way here?

GTFO.

What was wrong with what she said?

>we aren't racist in scotland

Now I know you're talking shite. What are you going to claim next, that we are all teetotal vegans?

I would face fuck her and give her something real to cry about...

have another

cumann na mban are hot

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