/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2562 - LOCKDOWN EDITIONS

>american prepper gf

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mb but today the US will surpass us

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Post Bill Mitchell cope.

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>european prepper gf

which do you choose?

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All they had to do is visit Yas Forums in January and listen.

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twitter.com/Erreharria1/status/1243073133021663232?s=20

>Dude has stage 3 cancer
>Needs to walk a bit every day to prevent blood clogs
>Doctors authorize him to go walking
>Cops authorize him to go walking
>Goes walking
>Has to sit down
>Sits on public bench
>All good goys start insulting him from their balconies wishing for him to die
2020 balcony STASI

Is BNO falling behind in numbers again?
Worldometres keeps making mistakes and is for fags.

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It's not cope if none of you can prove him wrong.

Do not accept the mandatory vaccines that are coming.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
China 81,285 (3,287) Italy 74,386 (7,503) United States 68,581 (1,036) Spain 56,188 (4,089) Germany 39,457 (222) Iran 29,406 (2,234) France 25,233 (1,331) Switzerland 11,125 (164) United Kingdom 9,529 (465) South Korea 9,241 (131) Netherlands 6,412 (356) Belgium 6,235 (220) Austria 6,001 (42) Canada 3,409 (36) Norway 3,191 (14) Portugal 2,995 (43) Australia 2,799 (13) Brazil 2,554 (59) Sweden 2,526 (62) Israel 2,495 (5) Turkey 2,433 (59) Malaysia 2,031 (23) Denmark 1,851 (34) Czech Republic 1,775 (6) Ireland 1,564 (9) Luxembourg 1,333 (8) Japan 1,307 (45) Ecuador 1,211 (29) Chile 1,142 (3) Pakistan 1,106 (8) Poland 1,085 (15) Thailand 1,045 (4) Finland 915 (4) Romania 906 (17) Saudi Arabia 900 (2) Indonesia 893 (78) Russia 840 (3) Greece 821 (23) Iceland 737 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Philippines 707 (45) India 694 (13) Singapore 631 (2) Panama 558 (8) Estonia 538 (1) Slovenia 528 (5) Argentina 502 (8) Croatia 481 (1)…

>LATEST CHANGES
China +67 (+6) United States +370 (+9) Spain +6,673 (+442) Germany +2,134 (+16) Iran +2,389 (+157) Switzerland +228 (+11) South Korea +104 (+5) Belgium +1,298 (+42) Austria +413 (+11) Australia +123 (+2) Malaysia +235 (+3) Poland +34 (+1) Finland +35 (+1) Indonesia +103 (+20) Greece (+1) Philippines +71 (+7) India +37 (+1) Mexico +70 (+1) Serbia (+2) Albania +28 (+1) Tunisia (+1) Congo-Kinshasa +3 (+1) Channel Islands (+1) Norway +107 Israel +126 Denmark +127 Czech Republic +121 Pakistan +43 Thailand +111 Russia +182 Estonia +134 Croatia +39 Hong Kong +42 Lithuania +16 Armenia +25 Hungary +35 Taiwan +17 Latvia +23 Bulgaria +1 Slovakia +10 Kuwait +13 Bosnia & Herzegovina +9 Ukraine +11 Faeroe Islands +8 Reunion +4 Brunei +5 Kazakhstan +28 Oman +10…

>FULL LISTS
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Yes

>00:57: 2,155 new cases and 81 new deaths in New York City, New York state, United States.
this is going to be the next lombardy, isn't it?

>hung
fuck that, his entrails need to be individually hung and mutilated across the capitals off ALL countries across the planet depending on the size of your outbreak.

Are you Italy? Congrats, you get to bust his skull open like a pinanta on NYE. Are you Guangdong? well maybe you just get a femur but you still get the smack at something and destroy it.
I'm really looking forward to thankgiving and christmas this year with all the shit going on to be thankful for

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European 100% have a dick.
American is retarded landwhale.
Hard choice really.

>Poor China.
>Only cases come from "other countries". Sad to see an innocent country have to deal with the rest of the world's mistakes.

Mfw

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ok Bill enough internet for today , go back to sleep gramps

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Gary isn't real you schizo fucks.

why not?
take your meds before answering

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> *drowns Corona-chan in alkaline blood level*
better luck next time!

All that for a small flu?

>deluded_old_fag.jpg

>REPORT YOUR NEIGHBOR

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There will be a small depression and lasting effects, but the happening will be mostly over in Europe in ~6 weeks. Don't expect another big peak after that. Not a nothingburger, but not a boogaloo.

>more threads than deaths in Weld, Colorado
N O T H I N G B U R G E R

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No, we're on strike

I'm a student and my whole shit was blocked - transport cards, university pass etc.

>FUTURE MARKETS
Japan (-3.74%) Netherlands (-1.91%) Taiwan (-1.87%) France (-1.82%) Hong Kong (-1.35%) South Korea (-1.40%) Switzerland (-1.24%) Germany (-1.19%) Italy (-1.15%) Singapore (-0.84%) Spain (-0.57%) United States (-0.51%) China (-0.42%) United Kingdom (-0.38%) Australia (-0.31%) Austria (+0.00%) Hungary (+0.00%) Greece (+0.00%) Russia (+0.97%) Poland (+1.08%) India (+3.75%) South Africa (+3.95%) Brazil (+8.59%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-11%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-11%) Wuhan (-41%) New Delhi (-21%) Dubai (0%) Moscow (0%) Rome (0%) Milan (0%) Berlin (-2%) Munich (-1%) Brussels (-1%) Paris (-1%) Madrid (-1%) Barcelona (-5%) London (-4%) Johannesburg (0%) Sao Paulo (-19%) Buenos Aires (-9%) New York (-21%) Washington (-11%) Miami (-10%) Toronto (-11%) Chicago (-13%) Houston (-8%) Mexico City (-64%) Los Angeles (-57%) Seattle (-37%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Because the government does not get to force foreign objects into your body.

>muh bill mitchell you guise lmao XD
>l-look at this tweet ebic lulz
This virus isn't strong enough

my neighbor was hocking luggies all over his garage door so I called CDC on him. haven't seen him since.

>Japan 1,307
And just 2 days ago when they postponed the Olympics, it was 1,000. What a coincidence.

>SPAIN
SPAIN
>SPAIN

8,578 new cases and 655 new deaths
>8,578 new cases and 655 new deaths
8,578 new cases and 655 new deaths
>8,578 new cases and 655 new deaths
8,578 new cases and 655 new deaths
in total over the last 24 hours

based
can't wait to see the next stage of growth

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peak boomer neighbours

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Where are your recovered numbers?

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Ah yes, the Soviet system

It's even better: there is a virus and it's working in our favor.
>Wake the fuck up and go to work.
This!

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RIP

depression wil definitely be bigger the 08

HALF A MILLION SOON ANONS

can i ask why?
is it "muh consparsy" or did you have something good to delcine a cure of a pandamic?

Because the chances that you can get aids from a nurses mistake are higher than chances that you die from nothingburger virus

Do not share this video or Chet Hanks will come and get you.
youtu.be/9VEtlRWfEVI

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

17-Mar: Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
archive.is/f1vne

14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
archive.is/5VIhL

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do you have the slightest clue about vaccines? and don't hit me with the mainstream narrative that creates billions for big pharma

My god not even Italy got this bad. What gives?

yesss

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mr. 12k muttland is still number one
Spain didn't learn from you lads, they embraced Nurgles blessing

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
That's what happens when feminist marches are more important than public health and security.

I don't know how exactly the measure everything, but personally I know 4 people in NL who have recovered, more than we officially have. Of course, they weren't ever put into the infected category as they never got tested because they were all told to stay home and never developed serious symptoms to warrant hospitalization. Each was sick with bad respiratory symptoms for over 14 days, but seem to be free of symptoms for the past week.

I guess the Dutch healthcare system is either too busy to assess recovereds or just airs on the side of caution based on the knowledge of reinfection or the lack of secondary testing to confirm they are free of virus.

top kek and people say there's nothing interesting coming from Italy and Spain

We're like 40 times the size of Spain.

'08 wasn't a depression, so yes, it will be bigger.

Governments need to follow the superior Swedish model. I mocked it at first but it's the best way to handle the situation since the west failed to contain it. Accept a few deaths (mostly old and POC) and get on with our lives.

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for me, it's the Plague Thot gf

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Home from a full days work at 11am. Thanks corona!
I do meter readings for the electric companies. Only doing outside meters now and not calling to any houses. Still getting full pay so happy days.

Getting to the point, every day I have a few old boomers chase me down the road raging that I have skipped their house. Old guy today said it was ridiculous that I wasn't calling into houses. Reckless boomers are going to get themselves killed. Meanwhile young people will run across the road when they see you coming.

>mfw I get paid to checkem

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- swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/
- statnews.com/2020/03/17/a-fiasco-in-the-making-as-the-coronavirus-pandemic-takes-hold-we-are-making-decisions-without-reliable-data/
- japantimes.co.jp/news/2020/03/20/national/coronavirus-explosion-expected-japan/

The most important link I posted is the first one. This entire CoVid outbreak is being shilled as something more than it is, consult the data for yourself.

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Morning everyone, take your anarcho primitivism pills now!

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Post nurse

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>Israel (5)
Not
>(((6,000,005)))

They had mandatory and state enforced feminist marches about the same time the first cases surfaced.

remember that the RIVM's priority is preventing panic, not telling the truth per sé.

Is it over?

>Theres no dead bodies in the streets! ergo theres no virus
Brought to you by the same thinking that brought us jewels like "i'm holding a snowball, this means climate change isn't real"

ESTONIA SURGE!

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This must be a shill, anyone can look at the facts of how many young people have died to it and it's abysmally small, most dont even get symptoms.
>b-but it damages you long term
So does 90% of things in life

Nurses wearing trash bags. We are so doomed.

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It's about what the quarantine represents

I am starting to agree with this. Assuming fears of reinfection and transmission after recovery are overblown (a fair assumption imo) herd immunity is the path of chadnations. Only issue is we will have to keep our borders closed long after we return to work because of our beta neighbors in the EU.

at least they made a statement about how cool it is to be a wage slave

looks very mexican/south american thotty

i'm holding no snowball, therefore snow doesn't exist.

And 3 times less dense

You realize if this all true avoiding it is virtually impossible, you will have to come out of your bunker at some point and go to the store where you meet people that were exposed to the virus to some extent, so unless you plan to retreat to the woods and never come back to society resisting corona-chan is pointless, just get infected and enjoy the ride.

Well, even China know they're lying.

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Of by one. Nice to hear life is good for you.

18th March: 207k infections, 8317 deaths recorded

26th March: 511k infections, 23,092 deaths recorded as of 11am GMT

Unconfirmed cases and deaths likely far higher.

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Reminder not to become a coomer during lockdown it’s exactly what they want

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Why not just make it illegal to be infected by a virus?
That will prevent 100% of all virus diseases.

too many adults needing icu here we already had 40 year olds dying here I don’t think Belgium is going herd anytime soon

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Perhaps so but I haven't seen any evidence, either anecdotal or in the form of unverifiable videos/pics, to point to it being much much worse than they are saying. Maybe it'll happen next week, but hospitals aren't anywhere close to Italian/Spainish/Wuhanian levels.

States should be treated as individual countries for the purposes of the Corona Cup. Can't be having population doping. Same for China, the provinces are all separate teams.

κεκ

>IT WILL BE A MASS PANDEMIC IN WHICH LARGE NUMBERS DIE
>it will also be a depression

So the people in this thread are zoomers right?

I'll be impressed when it's not growing in a straight line.

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>511k infections
sauce?
everything says 488k so far

feels good man

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fuck you faggots, post tits. jannies are faggots.

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I always knew Feminism is as dangerous to humanity as China is. Nice to have another confirmation.

based piere

this virus will not kill a single coal burning tik tok user

Best thing about being in Australia right now, is that when I wake up in the morning I get to read about how many more NYC Jews are dead.

Mods delete these threads please, they’re hurting President trump’s re election chances

What the fuck.
This must be fake posted by russian bot.
This can't happen in USA best country in the world.

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Every time I see this moronic mullato on tv I can't believe he's in the post he's in. He doesn't seem able to think clearly or form proper sentences when speaking. I'm sure he's got loads of credentials so wtf do I know, but when I see him talk he absolutely screams low IQ to me.

No.. they tried that in Sweden with making crime illegal, sadly they still have crime somehow. So i must think that approach wont work, viruses are a bit more unreliable than people.
Reminder that you can reuse n95 masks with no loss to filtration by sterilizing in an oven at 70c for 30 minutes

Is this about their neighbors not clapping for the doctors every day at 8 pm? Is this America?

This, but unironically.

>look cases are slowing down
>dude cases are in the millions, termites bro

He is not even coherent.

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>Li-kun says local officials must not hide numbers
>local officials obey
The Chinese are not hiding numbers bros! It just works

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>Treatment with HIV drugs ends in failure in controlled study

>First randomized trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine

Good. good...