COME TO CANADA!

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if i were in charge, i'd only let cute east asian women in

meh don't know, we consider 15º cold as fuck where I live

Fucking gay leafs

kys buglover

Only if Canada cums on me

Délétère tissu trèd wright no

I'd rather kill myself

This poster is degrading to the European population of Canada.

That’s such a subhuman mentality bro.

Diversity is our strength

I HATE this fucking shit hole! They've made me a criminal in this shit hole and ruined my life for being a good person.
They hate genuine good people here. They will attack and harass good people until they lash out, then turn around and call the police.

I HATE these fucking people!!!

Now I gotta go to court, for flirting with a female!
I touched her butt, AFTER getting her number and a few weeks later, she decides I need to be charged with sexual assault.
I didn't jump out of the bushes at her, I TALKED TO HER. We exchanged numbers. NO it wasnt a fake number she gave me. I texted her MY number being given hers.
I said "okay text ya later" and patted her butt.

Now Im due in court for sexual assault and i look like a piece of shit in the eyes of the law and I'll never be hired for shit.

Soon it will be illegal to talk to a female in this country.

FUCK this country and FUCK the people here.

Just move to a third world country bro

No. 80% of Canada is frozen tundra.

Tried to do that for years. Seems canada and USA are the only countries with open door and welfare policy for new arrivals.

There's no NGO convincing Colombians that they need canadian workers and the government should provide me a flight , housing and welfare.

Oh ya, it's literally legal to beat your kids here too.

As long as it's not like a severe beating, the police won't do shit cause it's called "corrective force" here.

So after a life time of "corrective force" from my loser stepdad, I saw Im going to kill him.
TOUGH GUY shits his pants and calls the cops right away and presses charges.

Country of chicken shit losers! Worse than fucking jews.
They HATE good people in this country.

They're like niggers and jews rolled into one. They're shit low quality people.
Absolute shit fucking people.

canada has severe "brain drain" cause anyone smart GETS THE FUCK OUT!!!!

canadians don't innovate or create or build.

They steal and scam like niggers and jews.

>everything is expansive as shit

nope fuck off

Maybe don't do that.

Ya, MAYBE Im just never going to speak to a female again.
Where does it end?
I saw on CBC an article from a mom how her teen daughters are talked to all the time on the bus by men.
Soon it will be illegal to talk to females.

5 years ago they would've told the cunt
>We have REAL rapes and crimes to solve. GO away.

I will not come to Canada.
The Prime Minister chose NOT to safeguard the lives of the citizens of the country when he deliberately allowed plane after plane from China to land in Canada, WITHOUT even screening disembarking passengers for coronavirus. How many more people were exposed due to this? How many more deaths is the Canadian government responsible for?

I do not wish to move to a country that sacrifices its citizens for virtue signaling.

So that he can harass women here? Fuck that

If you honestly think that warrants police time, court time and a criminal charge, you're retarded.
Probably female.

Took her a MONTH to call the police.
She was pissed I never texted her again.
She didn't go home and cry her eyes out and shower in ball sobbing and needed a pap test.

I didnt jump out of the bushes, throw her to the ground and molest her butt and run away.

It's fucking retarded.

It's NOT a real fucking crime.

LOL. Come to Canada and you will get
A white man working to pay for an assortment of shitskins. Niggers, sand niggers, chinks, spics, and more niggers. I feel for you Canada bros. I really do.You used to be considered our white neighbor to the north with tons of wilderness. And now you are known for being a liberal shithole full of a variety of niggers taking you over.

You don't go patting anyone's ass unless you are in a relationship, virgin-kun.

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can vs usa

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oh fuck

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>Groceryfag
Fuck off

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I sometimes wonder which country I hate more, UK, Canada, Sweden, Germany or maybe New Zealand. At least Sweden, UK, Germany have a heritage to fight for. Canada, to me, doesn't seem to have much of an identity. Another Canadian here posted a few days ago that Canada is just being re-colonized. I can understand that. And their doing with the help of the traitorous Canadian politicians. Can you believe how traitorous Canadian politicians are to be doing this to their own people? It's unbelievable.

>virgin-kun
shut up incel. I've got a triple digit body count.
OBVIOUSLY I can stop women on the street and get their number.

GOOD THING I didn't have her over for consensual sex, or I could be facing worse charges like "kidnapping" "holding someone against their will"

lux
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soop

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Laugh it up until you try to speak to a female creep.
That'll be you next.

That's how you get coronavirus u anime loving fag

Never change you autistic fuck

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People are being charged with sexual assault by females, when the sex was consensual but they feel guilty or whatever.

STAY AWAY from North American females if you're a good looking white man. They are taught to hate you.

Dude, Im a fucking chad. Do you think autism boy can cold approach a female and get her fucking number?
No.
I did. BIG MISTAKE obviously.

If I didn't touch her ass, Im sure she would've called the cops for something else like "harassment" over the 1 text I sent her.

BE SCARED OF FEMALES. They hate white males.

You leafs really are begging for extinction. Be nice and tolerant now, in the end only the strong survive

lmfao @ comparing a 99cent piece of salmon to a 30 CAD piece. In all honesty that is not the worst peice of seen before, and at that price, this is either near some major fishing hub or a picture from the 90s/00s.

But who the fuck are you anyways, some failed europeans.

If you find that cold you are 100% nigger.

lol, the fish are from the same part of the ocean.

one is sold in a free market country, the other is sold in a supply managed one

>BE SCARED OF FEMALES. They hate white males.

can you even fucking imagine being afraid of a female?
can you please fucking kill yourself? this has been a shitty larp, and I am detecting roastie in you.

There aren’t that many niggers here bro unlike some parts of your country that can be mistaken for Africa.

so what are you getting at leaf bro?

i jerk my dick to canadians overpaying

I WISH it was a shitty LARP. It's my reality and Im fucking PISSED.
You're right though, don't be scared of them, just don't have anything to do with them
Don't talk to them
Don't touch them even if it's consensual
Don't have sex with them

Stay away from them.

When your life in the toilet is one call away to the police, ya actually be scared of them.

That's optimum temperature senpai

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Fucking retarded leaf. You're probably a pot smoker

did you touch her but cheeks or butthole?

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Ya talking to females is retarded. If they want to wait a month and call the police and make up a lie about you, you're done.
BYE to whatever life you had. Welcome to the court system.

If you get some cunt judge having a bad day, you're guilty and there goes your future.

damn im sorry this happened to you man
was she hot at least? how would you rate her
she seems very fucking mentally ill man

Left butt cheek. After flirting and exchanging numbers and agreeing to meet up for drinks in the future.

GOOD THING, I didn't have her over for consensual sex, or i could be in a lot more shit then shit.

Well I was pretty hammered myself when I saw her walking her dog, but maybe like a 6/10 but THICC
NOT WORTH IT AT ALL.
Never should've talked to her. Soon it will be harrasment to speak to a female in canada.
Watch.

always tell the cops you already fucked her. then she seems like the liar

Well that’s just unlucky man. I have done that many times and never had a problem, but I’m also in based Quebec where even the girls are racist and total sluts.

If you haven’t started a physical relationship yet, butt touching is inappropriate.

Move to Thailand and fuck some hookers, but make sure
>they're over 18
>they don't have a dick

>your honour i had already creamed her pussy twice this week

Thanks for reading my blog.

If you're a white male, watch out. Females are trained to hate you and cause you as much shit as possible.

If some bitch just knew your name and didn't like the look of you, she can walk into the police station, make up lies and that's it for you.
The Police aren't going to get "your side" that's for the courts.
SO in the mean time, you life is totally fucked, you're filled with stress, you need to make these appearances or they put warrants out for you.
You do not get a chance to say anything until court.
You will more than likely hire a lawyer who will convince you to plead guilty so they do not need to do any work and collect your money.

Yet you support Trump spreading the disease by removing all safeguards? Interesting shill attempt

This only happens to ugly incels. Us Chads are free to do as we please.

i can't

At least your country cares about and protects its women...

The cops want to talk to you so you incriminate yourself and they present it to the crown attorney which seals your fate.
>yes I did flirt with her and touch her butt
Thank you, here's your charges and court date.
Tell it to the judge. We only enforce the law here.

Done it many times as well. Now it's sexual assault.
You're an incel rapist to females now.

Males get charged for rape, by ex's even when the sex was consensual.

Dude, girls don't give real numbers to uglies.

>touched her butt during sexual intercourse

>Im just never going to speak to a female again
this is what it takes to be truly Canadian
You're almost there bro

>Dude, girls don't give real numbers to uglies.
You have much to learn. She will bleed you dry then ghost you if you message her again. Win, win for her. Giving out your number means nothing in 2020.

Suicidal

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Bleed me dry of what??(you) have much to learn about the legal system in canada.
Keep being chad, then you'll meet that one bitch who wants her #metoo moment.

Come home, ethnic man.

Yep, being canadian means you're a bitter loser
I am almost there.

She will bleed you dry of everything that she wants which is usually financial then you will never hear from her again

Bro I'm not even kidding, I got #metoo'd at the gym bro
Thank god they had video surveillance! Bitch claimed I aggressed her...
Long story short, she lied, she got to stay and I got banned from the gym
>sorry bro, you know how it goes, you have to go
Learned my lesson.

You're an absolute fucking retard, you know that? I doubt you're a chad and have any real life experience with females.

How can the loser cunt bleed me dry financially with this?
She's not getting any money from me
WTF are you talking about idiot?

Bong here. Moved 5 years ago. Canada is my birthright.

Trudeau? Legitimately asking.
F. I'm sorry this happened to you and I mean I've come close to raping a woman but touching her ass after getting her number, first time meeting - it's too much, too soon.

At least she didn't call the police on you, consider yourself lucky.
Talking to females will be illegal in canada in 5 years.

You'll need some SIGNAL from a female, that yes it's okay to say hello. If not, you're an "agressive white male rapist incel" and will be charged immediately.
Watch.

No, it's really not.

I hope to God this is a troll

Any hungarian bros, what does my ID say? Egészségére?

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Threadly reminder that these posts have been disproven many times before. This faggot, aka groceryjew, started posting these on Yas Forums as "Canada Is Collapsing" threads and has moved on to pretending to make "election" or "politics" threads, and posting this bullshit on /ck/ to avoid this copypasta, but it's the same proxyfagging nutjob.

This kike has rudimentary knowledge of proxyfagging and bumps his own threads with a variety of proxies from Canada, the US, and the UK especially. If you pay attention to the diction/posting style/CAPS you can easily see they are the same person, varying between 2-3 posting styles, and doing upwards of 50 posts each thread to keep it bumped. He often deflects his true origin by (((accidentally)) outing himself as a Pole, but he’s really an Americanized Jew.

He’s likely under the employ of the Kinsella consulting group, hired by the conservatives to divert attention from the Jewish influence in Canada.

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Although Corona has put a break on his grocery posting, he’s still spreading the same lies and half-truths of the past years to push his Jewish agenda.

In order to maintain the illusion that Canada has high food prices, he posts prices from remote communities where food has to be flown in.

If anyone is actually curious if there is an issue with food prices in Canada, go to literally any forum online with Canadians and ask them if they struggle with their food bill. It’s that simple.

This is pasta and and the poster will not be sticking around for replies. I invite fellow leafs to copypasta this to all this nutjobs threads, and don't forget to sage; the proxyfagging becomes really
obvious when he has to scramble to bump his threads. Redditspacing is intentional and done for maximum exposure and clarity

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Your country is way bigger than our. Here, take our horde of muslims.

I wish it fucking was.

If there was no witnesses, just deny it a the way. Her word against yours.

Bro, if there was no video to cover my ass, I could have been in serious trouble...
Here's a simple rule for you:
>DO NOT DATE CANADIAN BORN WOMEN
Just date cute immigrants

this bot has the opposite effect of it's intention

I hope to God this is not a troll.