/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2561

► Detected: 480,267 ► Died: 21,538
► 160 deaths were reported since the last thread was made.
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 3.4 billion people put under lockdown —

>NEWS
New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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Poland under lockdown, 37 million
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Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>RESEARCH
Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Infection might cause male infertility
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Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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>REMINDER
Australia expects 1.5 million infected
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Finland only testing high risk cases
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LATEST CASES
09:18: 134 new cases in Estonia.
08:50: 441 new cases and 11 new deaths in Austria.
08:41: 374 new cases and 4 new deaths in Australia. This includes 190 new cases in New South Wales, 54 new cases and the first 3 deaths in Victoria, 50 new cases in Queensland, 38 new cases in Southern Australia, 26 new cases and 1 new death in Western Australia, 9 new cases in Canberra, 5 new cases in Tasmania, and 2 new cases in Northern Territory.
08:26: 328 new cases and 3 new deaths in Austria.
08:20: 71 new cases and 7 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:18: 182 new cases in Russia.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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youtube.com/watch?v=u7AcIZ36hoY
twitter.com/jeremyphoward/status/1242894378441506816
youtube.com/watch?v=BoDwXwZXsDI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Dead: 21,647
lol, still only 21,647.
How many days has it been stuck at 21,647? Four days? Five days?

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>160 deaths were reported since the last thread was made.
So 3 days since cvg doesn't move at all?

MAKE IT TO 500,000 CORONA CHAN

I BELIEVE IN YOU

Damn, i've never been early enough to be the first reply to gary.

Lookin' good, Gary

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Friends, Mutts, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Fauci, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Fauci. The noble Trump
Hath told you Fauci was cautious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Fauci answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Trump and the rest–
For Trump is an intelligent man;
So are they all, all intelligent men–
Come I to speak in Fauci’s funeral.
He was my advisor, smart and just to me:
But Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligent man.
He hath brought many masks home to NewYork
Whose PPE did the general hospitals fill:
Did this in Fauci seem cautious?
When that the poor have coughed, Fauci hath preped:
Caution should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligen man.
You all did see that on the Livestream
I thrice presented him a hazmat gown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this caution?
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And, sure, he is an intelligent man.
I speak not to disprove what Trump spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did listen to him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to follow him?
O judgment! thou art fled to wallstreet beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My mask is in the coffin there with Fauci,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

MAKE YOUR OWN MASK FROM DISCARDED T-SHIRT TO LIMIT THE SPREAD

youtube.com/watch?v=8Uy7aeFOPCA

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What will you do with your TrumpBux?

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buy bitcoin

buy a FEMA body tub for you

Province of Bergamo:

1151 deaths/Million people.

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It's just a normal seasonal flu. Media and stupid shills pumped it up for mass hysteria
swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

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would a coffee filter/paper between two layers of cotton be an improvement you think? I saw some japanese doctor make a mask with 3 layers

What tempature kills off covid 19 in the oven?

>schizo general #2561
Is this shit still ongoing? When are you retards finally going to admit that this is a nothingburger? This much scaremongering just because of a bad flu season, you guys are retarded.
Take your meds, go back to work and trust the plan.
Don't worry, Trumps going to handle it.

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F

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>what is exponential growth
you're right user, if everyone didn't already die from this, then there's no way anyone else ever will. This was a one-day event. Anyone that died after the first report was just faking it.
Holy shit I wish I could blow your fucking brains out

95 Celsius probably

>1 million people already died in Russia from Corona-chan
Yay before autumn this non-country will be completely uninhabited. I hope someone smart will annex these territories and will manage it better than subhuman ruskies.

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Where's argiebro why is burger doing threads now?

>BELGIUM +1298 CASES +42 DEATHS
We're gonna shoot straight past 500k today bois

(You)

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btw 6 gorillian new cases of corona today so shut down your economy and come to my fema camp and take this rfid chip in your right hand

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>drinking non-stop for weeks now
>ran out of booze today
>too sick to move
>nearest store is closed for 5 more hours
my whole body is shaking and my heart hurts

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here's also instructions to make a mask with a replacable filter
youtube.com/watch?v=-9UDIIwFRa8

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Get trolled more newfag.

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Are we ded yet? just woke up. Think I'm gonna go the shop and gym desu

youtube.com/watch?v=u7AcIZ36hoY

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Paella numbers when?

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i'll take her bootypipe if you know what I mean

Belgium is mooning fuck me

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What your gyms are still open? Is this herd immunity in action

czechbros know what they're talking about
>twitter.com/jeremyphoward/status/1242894378441506816
>youtube.com/watch?v=BoDwXwZXsDI

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And here some more random info that I saved

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One in 1000 died... meeh

boris pussied out, but the swedes didn't

Time to sober up you filthy degenerate

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some chose to close for a few weeks, mine's still open. literally nobody there now too

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WE EXPERT ON PANDEMIC NAO!

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I know i'm getting trolled, satan. I still feel the need to call-out every nothingburgerfag I see for the sake of humanity.
Even if my anti-nothingburger tactics only work against a single person and turn them from their ways, then my mission is complete.
every user that cares about the future of shitposting should be on this, nothingburgerfags are chinese scum that want to destroy the west

DEATH TO "CHINA"!

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based

The planet is dead and without us humans it would be just a boring mass of shit.

Lifting numbers?

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I'm genuinely impressed by your perseverance, Gary.

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>1/2 have recovered
>
>1/3 have recovered
>
>1/4 have recovered

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argumentative i see. Go and buy some more toilet paper

My state's lock down starts in 2 hours. good night Corona-chan

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I agreed until you said Trump is going to fix everything.
Trump is a puppet you utter twat.

Im sorry but anybody who believes Coronavirus is something worry about is an utter common thick TWAT.
There is a very obvious political agenda here.

I really feel bad for happening fags.
They wasted all their money on shitty beans and sardines, meanwhile every store is stacked as usual.
I'm going to make lasagne tonight and think about all the preppers who have to eat beans...

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Just got a email that all of our franchises in Britain, Sweden, Norway and Denmark are already being set up for grants from the government.

My job is secured as fuuuuuuuuck

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Drink the rest of your hand sanitizer until the store opens.

Learn to conserve your liquor if you're such a drunk you'll have seizure dts. Just wait until the hallucinating starts, your fucked user

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First for BRRRR
>thousands die yearly of flu after all
>it's just a flu anyway
>back to work, we need to make the numbers green again!

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>3 layers
The 3 layers meme is correct, as the external will absorb most particle from external air, the internal (which should be some sort of semipermeable layer) should prevent remaining from entering and exiting, and the internal, which is in contact with mouth, should absorb whatever you breathe out.
Problem with such masks is they dont perfectly fit your face, so air intake and outtake is not 100% filtered.
Anyway if you are making your own mask and keep these concepts in mind, you can build a pretty good custom mask for yourself.

Please keep up your zinc, user.

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Garry. You have my respek

breh

topkek

based.

The dream is over Chiang, the only salvation left is annihilation.

I'd pay 50 english or scottish for those masks

please stay at home guys
#flattenthecurve

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You mean cringe.

unironically Italy has a 10% deathrate and climbing, even with "muh elderly population", lots of young people are dying too

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>yokorona
kek

fuck every last goddamn chink bastard. nuke the fuckers.

Not getting a dime. Haven't filed taxes in three years.

Are you really in the hospital? I’ve seen a dozen pics of that nurse by now.

500,000 soon. I hope we get a new Corona-chan image.

Number of hospitalized and critical cases keeps mounting at an alarming pace among us Waffels. Number of deaths is only slightly lower than yesterday, which was already a record.

go hug some tree faggot lmao

But the first death in prison.... he was only 84.

>Hospitals on the front lines of the pandemic are engaged in a heated private debate over a calculation few have encountered in their lifetimes — how to weigh the “save at all costs” approach to resuscitating a dying patient against the real danger of exposing doctors and nurses to the contagion of coronavirus.

>The conversations are driven by the realization that the risk to staff amid dwindling stores of protective equipment — such as masks, gowns and gloves — may be too great to justify the conventional response when a patient “codes,” and their heart or breathing stops.


Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Chicago has been discussing a do-not-resuscitate policy for infected >patients, regardless of the wishes of the patient or their family members — a wrenching decision to prioritize the lives of the many over the one.

>Richard Wunderink, one of Northwestern’s intensive-care medical directors, said hospital administrators would have to ask Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker for help in clarifying state law and whether it permits the policy shift.

Is it happening?

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Lol this. I bet all the peppers are just eating all the shit they bought to occupy themselves during the say anyway. Hahaha gullible fucking sheep.

China is a scapegoat you cunt. The Jews want to split them up.

Idk who made corona-chan blonde but it is fucking hideous.

)))

Calm down user. That high pressure cant be good for your health.

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>NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE EARTHERINO, NOT THE HECKING GOOD GAIA

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You are a Jew.

>There is a very obvious political agenda here.
Elaborate. This week the whole "hoax" spread by Qtards and boomers has really kicked off. So explain how the whole hoax is working and for what reasons?

kek

BASED

>NEXT
>ITA
>LY

Psst k ft some toilet paper.

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Says the kike

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also
>I went to medschool to cash in millions off of fake boobs not to risk my life or help others

things are escalating...

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muh dick

Allota dead spaghetti

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Spain numbers when?

My heart kinda hurts and it seems like I can't hold my breath as much as I used to a few weeks ago. Is it happening?

Breddy gud, saved

So when can the US expect to get back to normal?