Coronavirus:
>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
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>Prince Charles tests positive but 'remains in good health'
bbc.co.uk
>Victim, 21, 'had no health issues'
bbc.co.uk
>Virus surges in US as death toll passes 1,000
bbc.co.uk
also, US man shot while 'plotting to bomb hospital'
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did the gov really buy some hoovers from fucking dyson?
Moz
CLAP YOUR HANDS, FOR THE NHS
>CLAPS VIOLENTLY
Lads does it count as essential to go to the local paki shop and get an energy drink?
Any antisemitism will be reported to the JIDF and ADL.
Think before you post.
His factory is in China though isn't it?
He sold the British people out over profits.
Yea I'm thinking his back
>tfw protecting the nhs for years
Not all heroes where capes
Big if true
Sitting at home dialled in to a uni webinar that the presenter is too tech incompetent to invite their mic
Leave based (((Boris))) alone
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Social care is getting gutted lads
Expect a lot of autists on the streets soon
We're being told to prioritise the elderly and low functioning learning disabled
Asbergers and such are getting left to their own devices
I saw a poliicy paper that detailed changes to social care as a result of all this for the local authority it alluded to "nothing changing" but it smacked of council doublespeak.
Bored now, going for a walk
Fucking starving this morning.
Have your paperz ready
holy shit this is devilish
Leftie twitter throwing a fit that Boris has given the ventilator contracts to UK firms rather than EU ones.
Post pics of Tweets
>>Government orders 10,000 ventilators from Dyson
Oh g-d I will take my chances breathing London air rather than get connected to a dyson product
I hate Dan Hodges with the intensity of a thousand suns.
It's all about PE with Joe now. Housewives all over the country have been getting fanny twinges over him all week.
Show us la
The ventilators are being built in Wiltshire.
Wtf is going on here lol
lmao
Yeah, ive been shopping as normal including buying just a drink and crisps or whatever. If anyone asks say you are getting It on the way back from your daily exercise
Lmao looks a manlett
anime and/or yellow fever is quintessential brit/pol/
Got 4 tweets in and stopped, ruined my morning that.
Remember when socialists *wanted* more UK jobs?
Dan can't into numeracy
Honestly I'd rather take up G-Tech instead on Noncey Dyson the pedophile king.
lol, complete and utter cunt even for an obvious tory shill. He tweeted yest about our deaths being lower, then this morning says not get complacent.
Amazon warehouse or tesco shelf stacking for your bennies in a months lads?
>Department for Work and Pensions processes "nearly half a million claims" in the last nine days, Thérèse Coffey tells MPs
>one eye on the tory paycheques
>err...
DIS GUY MUST BE AN ALIEN OR SUTIN
What a useless website Twitter is. Absolutely zero information of value.
Who's this then?
Nearly half a billion claims?!
every time you go outside you are risking infection. the infection you receive today could see you in hospital in 10 days, intubulated in 14 days if youre lucky,or dead in 18 if youre not.
it not a matter of rusing the coppers. the virus doesnt want to see your licence, it wants to kill you.
right now, today,, we are in the death window- if you catch it today,you will be getting ill just in time for the peak surge in 2 weeks, and you will be competing for ventilators.
We are fucked lads. The "loans" are getting secured on business owners properties.
>Banks have been criticised by firms and MPs for insisting on personal guarantees to issue government-backed emergency loans to business owners.
The requirement loads most of the risk that the loan goes bad on the business owner, rather than the banks.
It means that the banks can go after the personal property of the owner of a firm if their business goes under and they cannot afford to pay off the debt.
Their main home would be protected but the bank could go after other assets.
Getting mad though theres no cash machine and they have a £5 min charge on using card.
fuckin outrageous.
>intubulated
Fuck I remember him from the late 90s on the standup/comedy show circuit.
>Who's this then?
Adam Buxton
It'll be fine
Beta males simping over any land whale with a twitch accunt, beta females simping over alpha 11/10 swarthy body coach.
adam buxton
was pretty funny for a few years about 15 years ago
yawn
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Some happy cunt is playing this and it's gently wafting through my open windows.
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>Up to two thirds of people who die from coronavirus in the next nine months are likely to have died this year from other causes, a government advisor has said.
>Professor Neil Ferguson, who is recovering at home from Covid-19, told the Science and Technology Committee that experts were now expecting around 20,000 deaths, although said it may turn out to be a lot less.
>But he said that many of those deaths were likely to be old and seriously ill people who would have died from other conditions before the end of the year.
ffs, it's coming to something when Peter Hitchens is the only one talking sense.
mfw i just play it on loop 24 hrs a day to piss off neighbours.
What is britpol opinion on black cabs, personally I think they are the Jews of the road, all take cash in hand, and won't take you to certain places of its out of the way
What is going to happen when the hospitals are overrun? Will infections skyrocket as the ill start going door to door in a desperate search for help?
Big U turn that. Cummings is having a word with the media by the looks. I expect a lot more of it, including fiddled death stats.
That Ferguson also revised his figures down from 200,000 dead to 20,000 lol. The genie is out of the bottle now.
,My gf was late on her period. Turns out she's preggo.
We live together but fucking hell I'm panicking lads.
>Prof Ferguson said that the new social distancing measures announced by Boris Johnson earlier in the week meant the NHS would now be able to handle the incoming cases of coronavirus.
>“The strategy being done now in some areas ICUs will get close to capacity but it won’t be reached at a national level,” he said.
>“We are reasonably confident that at a national level we will be within capacity.”
The hospitals aren't going to be overrun, sorry to disappoint you.
stop being foolish
Virus surges.
Skyrockets.
Apocalyptic.
Massive death increase.
Fucking had it with this sensationalistic journalism.
>it's coming to something when Peter Hitchens is the only one talking sense.
He's been taking an incredible amount of flak for as well.
Powerful
The govt will construct Wuhan style ones to accommodate the worst hit areas.
Lol nah I'm fine, not old either so even if I do get it it's no problem. Obviously I won't go too close to anyone and will avoid touching things other people have touched , but just walking around and buying some stuff from your local paki Is not gonna give you virus
Wow Edinburgh is totally locked down and empty
Stunning and brave
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER COOF
>youtube.com
I am of the mind that the virus is only really a serious threat to the elderly and ill but I still do despise how easily people speak without any evidence to back up their claims. Fucking sick of hearing opinions. And that's my opinion.
Never been in one but I hate how every taxi driver is a paki these days. Stinky bastards.
Confused desu.
Good for you mate; I envy you.
>journalism
Facebook mums will be calling for him to be interned if he carries on, people are already contacting the Mail demanding he be sacked (including, disgracefully, John Sweeney).
Dunno about that but his career has kicked off thanks to the curfew.
Maybe Eddie should do a daily workout video?
I read an interview with a yank doc in new york earlier. She said 80% of the cases she saw in ER were family to family living together.
Fucking twinks man. Bet you he can't even bench 1pl8.
You are such a scared pussy, fuck me, imagine being this gay lads, pathetic cunt
Eddie chatting up a thirteen year old
you know the whole 2 week period is a meme right. its up to 15 days. average is closer to 5. just admit you shit the bed and help usher in the NWO.
theyllll stick the dying and dead in big conference centres like that 'NHS Nightingale' they'e building. expect to see similar in every city in the uk
Good job I just live with my girlfriend then
>80% of the cases she saw in ER were family to family living together
Paki apocalyse incoming, white Britons saved by their dislike of children and the elderly
>(including, disgracefully, John Sweeney).
I know I read it earlier. I know Hitchmo gets flak on here for being a blind alley merchant but tbf taking his position when 99% of others arent in his industry takes guts. TBF he's usually bang on and I envisage a step down of the media rhetoric this week on how deadly Covid is as the economy continues to go down the drain so he may get exonorated slightly.
stop begging for serfdom
>usher
Patrician choice.
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Turns out family atomisation is really good for beating pandemics but literally nothing else.
Funny enough a 1/3 of ours are meant to be pakis! I'm starting to think the really serious cases of this are from extended direct contact with an infected as opposed to fleeting hand touching surfaces desu.
Lmfao so glad I'm not alone on that
congratulations mate.man up and tell her you want to marry her.