39,312 cases

>39,312 cases
>3,547 recovered
>Only 222 deaths

How can one country be so based?

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the power of ordnung
angloid individualists will die out, as god intended

Like the German government and media would put the lives of German citizens in the way of economic growth and precious rapefugees arrivals.

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World Corruption Index
1 New Zealand
9 Germany
...
34 Botswana (Africa)
44 Costa Rica
49 Rwanda (Africa)
...
51 Italy

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we will see when number of cases surpasses tour ICU numbers by tenfold.

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big oof

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they wouldn't but the german government realizes that it can only keep going if enough germans survive to pay the bill.
You're just jelly because you're realizing that your government doesn't think you're worth saving, pasta nigger.

Have enough emergency dildos stocked up? Ready to welcome another couple million Turkish settlers?

Your country is not corrupted? You are naive as fuck, OP. Is like I say that I'm not a user when I literally posting in this thread. Your country must be top 10 corrupted country's, so corrupt that can buy your way in to honesty.
Let's state the facts, your country don't allow gun ownership (signs of corruption), it promotes degeneracy and low fertility, import a butt load of niggas and sandniggas. You have a dictator in power (again) that was literally commie and hate your own country. You guys have frankfurt university that is like a marxist plague. Anyway, that are just the ones that I know, because I don't actually care about your country but I bet there's loads of hidden gems out there.

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Rule Germania, Germania rule the world

World Corruption Index
106 Brazil

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Ours doesnt think thaz either. They just wanna reap the last possible profits before saying fuck it and fuck off. Is Merkill still in quarantine?

>Brazilian talking shit to a German

Now I've seen it all.

I think it's mostly cultural. People follow the rules, apart from degenerate city youth and sandniggers/niggers

Brazil talks shit about corruption

Jesus fuck

by hiding the real statistics

This. Corruption in the low and middle levels might be very low( You cant bribe cops/doctors/officals that easily) but our top level (politics/media especially) is as corrupt as it gets..

Genetic differences in immunity is causing the difference between Germany and Italy.

til turks are immune to corona

World Economical Index
1 USA
2 China
3 Japan
4 Germany
...
21 Poland

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They found out Turkish semen is the cure

Looks like Germany really let in the best immigrants with great immunity to the virus.

how much jeff bezos has in his bank account doesn't translate to normal people

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hahahaha no

>tfw will never btfo other countries with straight cold facts about how superior my nation is

The struggle never end bros

>1 USA
Don't you forget it Hans, USA USA USA USA USA USA!

virus Made by AFD look

they virus will

close the borders

kill mudslimes the ones Who survive will never have children

kills leftist faggots Who gather.

41.434 cases

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It's actually a more simple answer than you think.

Germany has over 100k more ICU beds and thousands of more ventilators than pretty much anyone else.

No idea why but Germany has a huge surplus of ICU/vents, and that was before the virus hit. So now they're activating emergency measures like everywhere else and obtaining as many more as they can on top of that.


Germany can handle magnitudes more critically ill patients than any other European nation. The only reason they're not dying like Spain and Italy right now is for that reason. It's possible they still get overrun but its unlikely theyll ever see these 700+ dead per day that we are seeing in other nations.

Hiding legitimate statistics, a fat cunt europe destroying leader and the german people love being controlled, they hate freedom and the ability to think for themselves, much like the chinks, germans hate freedom.

World Corruption Index
80 India
96 Ethiopia
106 Brazil
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126 Ukraine

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That's what happens when you record deaths accurately instead of writing off every single positive patient as a corona related death.

Theyre hiding numbers

I like smug hans

i luv it.
kills all the analphabetic sandnigger low iq invaders

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Medical industry is huge in Germany, the world's finest even

Ok schizo

Germany has 28k beds at the beginning of the outbreak and will have 48k by may. We dont have hundreds of thousands

What could have been, if Gemayel wasnt killed

>germans hate freedom

This coming from the guy who has 5 CCTV cameras peeking into his living room right now

It doesn't kill non whites.

Cringe small brain
Icu's have been confirmed not that important to change the death rate and they wouldnt need them in the first place since they declare only 23 critcial patients

Thorough testing. It is unbearable for the German mindset to not know how many are infected, so everybody who got into contact with a confirmed case got tested, too. Hence so many cases but so few deaths compared to case numbers. The Dunkelziffer is the terror that must be destroyed.

Yet another pot on the kettle's ass. You're the mother nation of all organized crime. If anyone should be accused of fudging numbers, it's you people.

Fuck off, drones.
Hope all the niggers fuck aids into your kraut asses.

It's true tho. Germans get a raging boner at the idea of being ordered what to do and what to think. As long as you hold your staple freedoms, which are 3 holidays a year, scat porn, virtue signalling and swallowing Turkish ejaculate.

Damn, not this thread again.

They test every fucking one! Even those who have almost no symptoms. Other nations test only those who were exposed to the virus and have symptoms.

World Corruption Index
1 New Zealand
9 Germany
...
23 USA

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Legitimately surprised the USA made it that high on the list.

Yet ur lying and we arent

Just thinking about it.. i'm.. i'm gonna..

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rude

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Germany tested more people and their healthcare is good. If you test a lot of people with mild symptoms then you have less deaths and can prevent the spread, if you guard infected somehow.

>If anyone should be accused of fudging numbers, it's you people
WELL IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT

telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/have-many-coronavirus-patients-died-italy/

>"On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus"

Italy is literally testing critically ill people, and if someone is found positive it's assumed their death is linked to corona.

They don't count the deaths when there are other diseases that may be the cause of the death. In Italy and in France, if you have this virus and if you die in hospital, you'll be in the stats.
The official french numbers don't include dead people infected by the Sars-CoV-2 if they aren't in a hospital. A lot of old people are dying in EHPAD (retirement house) because they have no protection at all. I believe yesterday at least 22 of them died. We also don't count people that die at home or in the street (and it happens every day because or hospital are already full). The actual number of deaths in Germany, France and maybe Italy is like in China: much higher.

And nl healthcare is far superior than german, yet they got more dead than Italy

True. I have a 6 hiding in my attic and a 9 in my cellar.
Lets hope the police doesn't find them.

Xi Jinping is dead

Imagine having only the color of your skin to be proud of (muh melamine, muh lack of melanine) yet you send the whole of your population to die in two world wars....for the living space that amounts to a small Mexican state....

>Hans: hurrr muh corruption index

Yeah we know you masochists love strict abusive goverments, guess that's why sharia is fitting right in

What a retard anglo u are
Ofc the ppl with comorbidity are gonna be the vast majority of dead, but 100% of the patients death was caused by corona

U have no power u couldnt hide anything
But ur gov is doing it

I tried 3 doctors and 2 doctors on the phone.

NO, THEY DO NOT TEST EVERYONE

The 2 doctors didnt even wear a mask.

Where are the proofs their healthcare is superior to German?

Do other countries even try

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>NO CAUSAL LINK IN 88% OF CASES
Fucking retarded pastanigger doomLARPing on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

> They don't count the deaths when there are other diseases that may be the cause of the death. In Italy and in France
World Corruption Index
1 New Zealand
9 Germany
...
23 USA
23 France

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The yanks and russkies should have exterminated you fucking rats when they had the chance.
Making agreements with jews, ruining EVROPA and being heathen scum drones in general.
Worst people by far on the entire continent.

But we still do that even in Germany. Every dead who had a positive Corona test is counted as Corona victim. Highlights so far was a guy in a coma, countless cancer sufferers and a guy on immuno suppressants waiting for an organ.

>In Italy and in France, if you have this virus and if you die in hospital, you'll be in the stats
And that's the entire fucking problem.

Slovenia is also doing pretty well!

Can we be relevant at least once?

We only have Žižek and Melania Trump, nothing else.

to the poor country faggots.

We do not test everyone. Our dumb internists didn't even wear masks last week.

Check every rank ever subhuman slav

>500k tests a week
and yet other countries in UE are low on tests. UE will explode after this crisis.

Thats y the crematoriums are so flooded right? And thats why ur country is having even more dead than italy had

Stupid pathetic schizo anglo.i beat u up if i see u irl subhuman inferior deformed race

Based Brazilian intellectual

It's easy when you're used to lying about the numbers of dead
The Germans have great experience with this

Your point being? It was corona who gave them the final damage. If people didn't get their daily pills then many would die being no more than 50 years old.

good medecine, high iq

haha i hate youuu german frog

> Flag: Mexico

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Oh please teach me subhuman Italian. I looked and i didn't see it.

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we were on the same side you fish

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>Žižek
Based.
The goal is to not let our autism hit 1933 levels. Having your family die at home because the hospitals are an unprepared mess, and then witness all the shitskins chimp out would probably do it.

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based

>The goal is to let our autism hit 1933 levels
fixed it for you

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No we werent you threatened to invade if we didnt side with you.
Now you go on to ruin EVROPA yet again, having a matriarch to rule you just like the fucking jews.
G*rms=jews.

Damn those are terrible looking bananas they won't ripen for days

Germany has more, but it is ruled out by authorities if it was an error or not. Here you cannot make billions with one single case, as a claim lawyer

There is no evidence this is any worse than influenza. Median death age here is 82. Median!

And u think thats a proper ranking
So thats why france is having so much dead right

No.wonder u country is 3rd world

kys, germans are innocent angles and ruskies are mongols which need to pay cash for raping holy germany