/Aus/pol/ stage 3, what is it, when is it cooming?

Enlighten me.

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Stage 3 - government bans fucking tinder hoes
All Snapchats are monitored

Tomorrow night

I reckon Monday going by the news

metal bars over every doorway

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I can't wait for this to spread even further.

I hope you like bangers and mash prepared by the army, have you seen the MREs they put up with.

Surely after this the relevant intelligence/defence authorities will have to change contingencies to account for the lack of patriotism/loyalty to Australia shown by some groups. Really disappointing. I don't want to be racist but this is making me be racist.

Red backs in everyone's shoes

if they close down the bottle'os that would unironically be a heavier burden on the healthcare system than Covid-19 is
imagine the thousands upon thousands of alcohol reliants in this shithole "country" that would start having withdrawals worse than heroin and for more severe, drop dead when their livers implode like a neutron star
oh how fucking glorious would that be. let it happen; let everyone with a minor sniffle clog up the hospitals and the alcoholics will be the ones truly out on the streets like zombies looking for their liquid gold
please just let it happen

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MRE is American. Australian ones are even shitter. Globules of fat aren't uncommon in them. Good cheese and m&m's though

Hopefully, military storming the ABC studios and cooofing on all the staff ... in minecraft of course.

>the boyfriend

is auspol still doing that shit because i haven't been here in weeks, and now my city is under lockdown, and we're all going to die.

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Brap barns for women
Cum corrals for men
Incels are heralded as sages
Journalists are massacred
Sarah Hansen Young is rape by niggers on live tv
Those niggers are then gassed

You're meant to heat them up retard. The fat melts when it gets hot. And yes I know you don't always have time to heat them up. But you're not there for a fucking holiday. Fat is energy dense.
I would take a Aussie rat pack CR1M over an American MRE any day. Aussie patrol rations are even better but harder to get.

You don't always get a chance to heat one up lid.

alcohollet here, you can actually have alcohol withdrawal symptoms that can kill you? lmao wot

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and yes i am sick. it's been a pleasure shitposting with you, frens.

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in all seriousness alcohol withdrawal for chronic and habitual users ARE worse than heroin withdrawals with an incredibly high rate of death from the body just being so incapable of coping that it literally shuts down and kills itself. there are some incredible documentaries on it. literally worse than heroin

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I'd pay a commission for some hippie to paint that as a mural on my house... Absolutely dig scomo and you're a sad jew cunt if you don't... simple as.

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>stage 3 = all the middle working class give all their money to the centrelink never worked a a day in their lives dog

Stage 4 is we bake them a cake for even being alive

I think that's how Amy winehouse died?

Rupert has given me all the Foxtel channels until May 31st, I can watch Westworld legitimately now.

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Everyone who goes outside gets work for the dole

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I was in Baghdad when you were in your dad's bag. I know. Just rip off the top and squeeze it into your gob. If you don't have time to heat it up, you don't have time for fine dining. I never heated them up for my first 5 years anyway.

What's for dinner lads?

For me it's a coke zero, box of shapes and some dip.

Is it worth a look?

Lmao you look like shit.

Westworld looks really good, I've only seen the first episode of season 3 though.

McCain’s frozen man-sized chicken kiev and veggies

Green zone pogue. Thanks for you cervix.

why the long face?

>dinner this late
had enchiladas earlier

Fucking assholes I'm good looking, fuck off

Go back, anarkiddie, back where you came from, wash your hair, get dressed properly, get to work on time and stop all this whingeing and moaning

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Gimme the Powerball results or I'll rope.

apricot chicken

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pasta and ham and peas with mac and cheese sauce

I had a chicken Kiev. Got some Thai food on the way right now.

Wife earns over 48k so I can't get corona cash. Fukken hell.

Live bat.

Beef stew with potatoes

>Fucking assholes I'm good looking, fuck off
I will give you credit that maybe it is just a bad pic

mandatory hillsong attendance

claim separated cuck. they dont fucken check

the iron lady

The guy literally banned churches and you atheist still aren't happy

theage.com.au/politics/federal/australia-to-shut-down-state-by-state-as-coronavirus-cases-set-to-surpass-3000-20200326-p54ea1.html

I made curried sausages with veggies and lentils on garlic mashed potatoes.

Burnouts at Maccas restricted to 10:00 PM to 10:30 PM

I saw a documentary and it said they were training and had her in a chair while they were shooting live ammo and flash bang grenades etc. and apparently she didn't even flinch.

They have raised it to $78k temporary

Reckon she was a legitimate psychopath?

Anastasia palazcuck has completely fucked us in the ass

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This local state wide election is going to be a death knell.

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Actually maybe ignore that. Might have just been proposed somewhere. Can't find it confirmed

damn, you got me excited there

I won't be happy until every shit skinned brown cunt and non-white, slant eyed, paki foreigner is out of my country
and every jew kike is exterminated from the universe
fuck off, retard.

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Sounds like a good plan.

1 winner in NSW just took the whole 80million.